Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Theaartisan]i set up a appt with brooke and was a bit late, as i rolled up her bf/roommate showed up. and went in door. i didnt get out of my car as i saw this go down. i sent her a text and she said it was her roommate.

i posted this report on here around that time.

i have a close old friend who is also a hobbiest, and i told him about it. he said he had seen her before and same thing happened, but he was inside when guy came in and started to act all shitty. my buddy is a big guy (6'2" ~240 ripped think Fedor Emelianenko) and told the guy to chill out and my friend left without incident.

he could have been mistaken, or not. it left bad taste for me and i never tried again.[/QUOTE]Stuff like that just screams: setup!

[QUOTE=Theaartisan]i set up a appt with brooke and was a bit late, as i rolled up her bf/roommate showed up. and went in door. i didnt get out of my car as i saw this go down. i sent her a text and she said it was her roommate.

i posted this report on here around that time.

i have a close old friend who is also a hobbiest, and i told him about it. he said he had seen her before and same thing happened, but he was inside when guy came in and started to act all shitty. my buddy is a big guy (6'2" ~240 ripped think Fedor Emelianenko) and told the guy to chill out and my friend left without incident.

he could have been mistaken, or not. it left bad taste for me and i never tried again.[/QUOTE]
I called her around 5PM one evening and she said her next opening was 10 PM. I never made an appointment and it sounds like it was a good thing because I'm a FBOM.

Why is it every time a "Brooke" comes on the scene she ends up being some kind of setup/scam/psycho? Haven't there been 4-5 Brookes in the last few years who all caused problems? Could this all be related?

I have been with the Brooke that is listed in this post two times. She is located on the southside and I have not had any problems with her. Both times have been enjoyable.

DB

[QUOTE=Dagon Debaer]Okay, so I'm trying to find out more about a few prospective BP and CL posters. Anyone with info on either, please share.

Thanks.

Brooke

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/let_me_keep_you_men_warm/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2466692[/url]

Michelle
[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/needing_something_regular_40/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2219594[/url]

Haley Rae


Can't find listing anymore.[/QUOTE]

This is why I never go to any girls from the CL or the BP advertisements. I have heard plenty of rip-off and fraud stories not only from you, but from others. And this kind of sh-t does not happen only in Indy. These rip-off girls are everywhere.

My advice: just go visit an AMP or some kind of establishment.



[QUOTE=Norske 1]this is what someone said in backpage today about this chick.. Anyone have an idea??

this was her ad:

TRACY 25 year old Blonde Looking for Somebody to Rub!
Great Location, Negotiable Pricing.
Waiting for your call.
24/7 Incall/Outcall
317-728-7988

This is what the guy said on backpage:

While you wait in her living room after giving her money, she closes a curtain and goes to get ready as the "hot oil" warms up and she asks you to undress. I knew there was something not right with this massage so I stayed put with my coat on. Then an old man showed up and demanded what I was doing in his house. I told him and of course told me to get out and he "didn't" believe me.

They did not know I videotaped the whole thing from my coat, got their faces and voice and will be sending to Indy LE. Extortion is punishable by jail of course.

After letting old man hear the video (he was stunned) she came out of the back with a gun and told me to leave.! Stay away. Go to a massage person from phone book or another reputable source.[/QUOTE]

I have also seen the Brooke in question, though it was some time ago. I did all my research and no red flags came up. I did not repeat after my first visit, but it was only because the service, although nice at getting the job done, was not quite what I was looking for.

[QUOTE=Db2007]I have been with the Brooke that is listed in this post two times. She is located on the southside and I have not had any problems with her. Both times have been enjoyable.

DB[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wulfgar]I haven't posted in a while, but I've actually had a couple of visits at M's, including yesterday. For the past few times, M was the only one around. The previous visit was during Thanksgiving and I guess C was visiting family (at least that is what I was told). Not sure where C was yesterday.

Anyway, pretty standard half hour visit for the standard rate (look back at previous posts if you are curious).

If you have no idea what I'm talking about and you have a few real posts to your name, just PM me for more details.[/QUOTE]I stopped in at the beginning of December and C was just getting back. Got a great fully loaded massage but haven't been back because of all the Holiday activities. I went in November and M was the only one working, she answered the door in a dirty sleep shirt and sweat pants, looked like she hadn't showered in a minute or two. Seeing C was a nice breath of fresh air.

The CL ad for the new location on the southside is always in proximity and similar in construction to the ads for the enterprise with Carmel and south of BR locations, but it seems reviews indicate it to be more consumer friendly than those spots. I am just curious if anyone knows of a connection or if it is just an apparent coincidence, will be almost next door very soon and thinking of dropping in to say hello.

I as well have called and talked to M. Looks like she is the only one for now. C said that she is gone to NYC and does not look like she is coming back. I hope we get someone just as good at M's place.

I went to the place off of 38th street. Meet with Mimi and got the alcohol spray bottle treatment. She isn't the bests looking and service is rushed. Standard rates. I was told that they have a new girl coming soon. I hope we get some better talent at this places.

Guys,

I drove the 90 minutes to Indy in December, hoping to go to Swan, but I found that they were closed. Do any of you happen to know if they're still in business? I noticed that there haven't been any reports in a few months.

Thanks.

-BB

[QUOTE=BenjaminBradock]Guys,

I drove the 90 minutes to Indy in December, hoping to go to Swan, but I found that they were closed. Do any of you happen to know if they're still in business? I noticed that there haven't been any reports in a few months.

Thanks.

-BB[/QUOTE]Yes they are still in business. You may have just come by at a bad time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]The CL ad for the new location on the southside is always in proximity and similar in construction to the ads for the enterprise with Carmel and south of BR locations, but it seems reviews indicate it to be more consumer friendly than those spots. I am just curious if anyone knows of a connection or if it is just an apparent coincidence, will be almost next door very soon and thinking of dropping in to say hello.[/QUOTE]I am not sure but you can pm me if you want a review.

[QUOTE=BenjaminBradock]Guys,

I drove the 90 minutes to Indy in December, hoping to go to Swan, but I found that they were closed. Do any of you happen to know if they're still in business? I noticed that there haven't been any reports in a few months.

Thanks.

-BB[/QUOTE]
I drove by there last week and the open sign was on, but I didn't stop to check. I called them after reading you post and talked to a asian lady who spoke very broken English.

Chinese Deep Tissue Massage - its in Nuvo today under massage. I'm pretty certain it is Swan Spa reinventing itself.

numenor

[QUOTE=Fudge1]I drove by there last week and the open sign was on, but I didn't stop to check. I called them after reading you post and talked to a asian lady who spoke very broken English.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone seen the masseuse advertising in today's NUVO, under bodyrubs, titled "Full body massage*** - 30"? She's really attractive. And she might throw in a kitchen makeover (google her number).

Bigvirg, Fudge1, and PN, thanks for the Swan update. I'll be heading there next week, and I'll be sure to update.

Have been several reviews on her. She doesn't deliver.

Queation I have is how about "Lexi" from CL?

LD


[QUOTE=BenjaminBradock]Has anyone seen the masseuse advertising in today's NUVO, under bodyrubs, titled "Full body massage*** - 30"? She's really attractive. And she might throw in a kitchen makeover (google her number).

Bigvirg, Fudge1, and PN, thanks for the Swan update. I'll be heading there next week, and I'll be sure to update.[/QUOTE]

I had a chance two weeks ago to check out that new south side AMP. The one by Hooters. I was a little put off at first. They were crazy busy. They took me to a room to wait. So there I sat in a dark room for 20 minutes.

The older asian woman that took care of me could barely speak english but gave an awesome massage. Didn't not pressure me for more funds. Just flirted, teased and took care of business with a smile. If you're on the south side I recommend it. But, be prepared to wait.

I'm wishing, waiting, hoping that someone will tell me there is a good AMP on the NE side of Indy. I've been to Lilly's quite a few times in the past. They get the job done, but not kinda boring.

Be safe guys. And Happy New Year.

I have to agree that you can get great extras there with no pressure to pay a lot extra for them but the quality of the actual massage was very so so
The fun extras were ok . I only wish we could find a spot that would give us a 20 min rate and skip the "massage" and go straight to extras with a price to match THEN I could recommend this place.

[QUOTE=Lovebigass]I had a chance two weeks ago to check out that new south side AMP. The one by Hooters. I was a little put off at first. They were crazy busy. They took me to a room to wait. So there I sat in a dark room for 20 minutes.

The older asian woman that took care of me could barely speak english but gave an awesome massage. Didn't not pressure me for more funds. Just flirted, teased and took care of business with a smile. If you're on the south side I recommend it. But, be prepared to wait.

I'm wishing, waiting, hoping that someone will tell me there is a good AMP on the NE side of Indy. I've been to Lilly's quite a few times in the past. They get the job done, but not kinda boring.

Be safe guys. And Happy New Year.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BenjaminBradock]Guys,

I drove the 90 minutes to Indy in December, hoping to go to Swan, but I found that they were closed. Do any of you happen to know if they're still in business? I noticed that there haven't been any reports in a few months.

Thanks.

-BB[/QUOTE]I have been there several times in the past six months; had to wait one time, but it seems to be fairly consistent. If there is a dark navy, older model caddy out front, chances are they are open - even if sign is not on. An older, slightly plump, i believe, Amy (wink, wink) is the regular now, whereas, in the past, they kind of rotated some in. She's very nice, ok massage, but knows why you are there. Fresh, younger provider(s) would be welcome, but, hey, i'm a southsider and sometimes you take what you can get.

I was bored at work and reading about some local news wthr website. I stumbled on a crime map that the state has. So I was looking up cross streets around my house and work to see what has been going on, got bored of that and started looking up place where I have visited.

Not much was found, I saw the robber of the place on keystone & 96th from a year ago, but what alarmed me was M's place. On Dec 9th M got a visit from uncle leo. They gave a code 520 which I have no clue what that means, but it also says commercial sex.

I tried to do more research but could not find out more. I guess watch out, M's place could be in hot water.

[QUOTE=Naughty169]I was bored at work and reading about some local news wthr website. I stumbled on a crime map that the state has. So I was looking up cross streets around my house and work to see what has been going on, got bored of that and started looking up place where I have visited.

Not much was found, I saw the robber of the place on keystone & 96th from a year ago, but what alarmed me was M's place. On Dec 9th M got a visit from uncle leo. They gave a code 520 which I have no clue what that means, but it also says commercial sex.

I tried to do more research but could not find out more. I guess watch out, M's place could be in hot water.[/QUOTE]I just visited her last week, I mentioned in passing that I didn't see her ads on craigslist anymore. She told me she stopped because she didn't want any trouble with LE.

[QUOTE=BenjaminBradock]Has anyone seen the masseuse advertising in today's NUVO, under bodyrubs, titled "Full body massage*** - 30"? She's really attractive. And she might throw in a kitchen makeover (google her number).

Bigvirg, Fudge1, and PN, thanks for the Swan update. I'll be heading there next week, and I'll be sure to update.[/QUOTE]I have seen her and it is a very good massage but that is it a very good massage. I didn't want to repeat due to the cost to see if there was more on the menu.

Good luck let me know if you find out anything differnt.

Having been dissed on and pissed off with some providers, decided it was a good day to get the hell out of town, maybe make a call in Louisville. Unfortunately it was only going to be a quick trip so I wasn't going to be able to take advantage of some premium dancer carryout that a good friend and member here has arranged for me in northern KY, so I thought I would break my trip in about half and get an oriental therapeautic massage. I had inquired there a couple of weeks back, but heard what seemed to be an elderly voice on the other end of the phone and passed. This time that didn't seem to matter and I just missed the peace and tranquility and simplicity you can often find with an AMP experience. I called from the lonesome highway and was pleased to hear a sweet younger voice say that they would be glad to have me stop by. Although it was slightly nostalgic and maybe a little weird, I parked in the exact same spot that I had parked what seemed like a thousand times as a child with my father, while we made that great traditional trip of fathers and sons, a beer stop at his favorite liquor store. I was met by a receptionist, well dressed, perhaps the voice from a few weeks back, not young but not ancient like myself, not hot or really pretty, but not unattractive. She was also on the phone, so a very cute little, slightly rounded, young well-dressed asian girl showed me both the services menu but a great view of a gorgeous rack which was proudly displayed with lots of cleavage apparent. She started to take me to the room and I became very excited because she was quite sweet and quite a cutie, but as she stopped to speak to another girl in a side room on the way back I suspected I was going to get handed off, which I did. Lucy is sort of average AMP lady, not young, not really pretty, but firmly built, very nice and not unattractive at all. The massage was very good, not deep tissue but very relaxing, and my favorite part was that my saggy old ass was constantly both at the bottom of the back massage and and the top of the leg massage- I love the steady attention to it. I had opted for an hour, and the flip came at 30 minutes, often a very good sign of possibilities, but not exactly why I was there, so didn't push and didn't question too far, I was just looking for a simple drama free experience. She made sure to keep me informed of how much time was left every 5-10 minutes, I suspect so I would have time to explain what I wanted. When I did she had to ask something of me a couple of times I had trouble understanding until she spelled out the word tip in oil on my chest-nice touch I thought. I produced what might be scoffed at in the Metro area at a few locations, however I got the distinct impression that not only was it more than enough for what I wanted it was truly appreciated. Excellent finish, everyone happy and back to the road. I wouldn't make the drive unless I could get the young cutie, but if you are in the neighborhood, it is good standard fare.

I thought I would go ahead and pass on that Swizzle on e.com does a great massage and an excellent happy ending. She does not rush, and the massage is great. I stopped by a little while back, (first time in a long time) and she took me upstairs and has a massage table in her home. Great conversation, while working my muscles, and when she finished my muscles she finished my muscle.

Great time I would recommend if you really need a relaxing experience.

[QUOTE=Galere] Great time I would recommend if you really need a relaxing experience.[/QUOTE]

Swizzle is a very good massage therapist. She has helped many people on this board work out the kinks. I have known her for over a year and she has never sent me down the wrong path with a massage or her "conversation". One time we had a "conversation" that I found to be wanting and she appologized and cleared it up before I had to ask about it.

She had a wonderful holiday season at home with her family. I know this because I talked to her and some of her friends that had peresonally seen her over the holidays. She did not venture out of Indianapolis at all during the holidays. She especially did not get trapped in the storm out on the East Coast.

Good recommendation Galere.

FF

PS She does have a few freckles also, just in case you were wondering.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Having been dissed on and pissed off with some providers, decided it was a good day to get the hell out of town, maybe make a call in Louisville.[/QUOTE]

Well sorry for you! You know my friend for once I would like to meet someone, go somewhere, enjoy the pleasures of someone without your "Adonis" body having already been there! You were dissed! Pissed off! by whome! This attiitude is amazing since I was sitting next to someone who was texting you about how wonderful your CO** was and what she wanted you to do to her. Right next to me! She wanted you and I was sitting right there! So I don't feel sorry for you, not in the least.

I hope your satisfied. I would really like to be the "first" with someone who you had not already visited. Please any provider out there that has not seen the "Adonis" body of Ilapp, please contact me. I have no idea why I am even asking this because I will get no reply!

FF

PS I may have to give up my search for freckles and start serching for an "Ilapp virgin". Ya right like there is one!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]She had a wonderful holiday season at home with her family. I know this because I talked to her and some of her friends that had peresonally seen her over the holidays. She did not venture out of Indianapolis at all during the holidays. She especially did not get trapped in the storm out on the East Coast.[/QUOTE]While she may not have physically been on the East Coast during the storm, it appears that she she did have some involvement in the storm.

[url]http://newsblog.projo.com/2009/12/two-indiana-people-face-charge.html[/url]

[url]http://www.projo.com/news/2009/pdf/pope_pflug_complaint.pdf[/url]

While the events of the East Coast storm are not entirely clear and the truth may never truly be known, it is clear that anyone involved in this should be avoided at the very least until the facts are known and the FEDERAL charges are addressed and resolved. There are many rumors regarding who each person in in the affadavit and press reports, and that the complaintant may have returned to Indy and is now advertising under a different name. It all is just way too interconnected to not have some concern for all involved.

While this is my first "official" post on this site, I have lurked and been a part of the community for quite a while. These forums were developed to share experiences, and even warnings to keep each other safe.

Take my advice and BE SAFE!

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]PS I may have to give up my search for freckles and start serching for an "Ilapp virgin". Ya right like there is one![/QUOTE]You'll probably have to start hanging out at hospitals to catch the newborns.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak]Well sorry for you! You know my friend for once I would like to meet someone, go somewhere, enjoy the pleasures of someone without your "Adonis" body having already been there! You were dissed! Pissed off! by whome! This attiitude is amazing since I was sitting next to someone who was texting you about how wonderful your CO** was and what she wanted you to do to her. Right next to me! She wanted you and I was sitting right there! So I don't feel sorry for you, not in the least.

I hope your satisfied. I would really like to be the "first" with someone who you had not already visited. Please any provider out there that has not seen the "Adonis" body of Ilapp, please contact me. I have no idea why I am even asking this because I will get no reply!

FF

PS I may have to give up my search for freckles and start serching for an "Ilapp virgin". Ya right like there is one![/QUOTE]

Well this is true, but I was feeling much better by the time she did that, and let me just say that I don't think dissed or pissed would ever be spoken in connection with that very special young woman. Like I told her, one more text and I was going to owe her a lot of money from long distance. As to finding one it is easy and quite a long list, as I just discussed with a provider this morning when thinking of all of the ones I have not met, many of whom it might appear is a good thing for me these days. I was thinking this morning that no one had attempted to compile their top ten for 2009 or something of that sort. I was thinking about it and my top two are a no brainer, the number one spot only one person I think would guess, or actually know is better put. After that the lines get blurred and I might get through the top 5 but after that there is a long list tied at 6th through >>>>>. And it would hard to compile a list made from many of us because someone who saw 2 girls in 2009 might have to list a favorite that wouldn't hit the FF Top Fifty.
I expect you will be bombarded by many young lovelies that are glad not to have made my acquaintance and who are more than happy to make yours. Some ( a lot actually ) will probably even lie and think that just because they wished they hadn't met me they will be able to answer your call. Thanks for the great laugh though, I needed it as you know these days, just as I certainly needed those texts the other night, wish I had been there. And for the record, I almost put in the post that one young lovely had already cheered me up and I would have been referring to your cocktail companion, one who should be right at the top of everyone's list.Why is it I suddenly get the feeling I am going to regret this list thing. I think my phone is ringing and I haven't even hit the send button, fortunately I didn't name names, all the better I think.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]. I was thinking this morning that no one had attempted to compile their top ten for 2009 or something of that sort. I was thinking about it and my top two are a no brainer, the number one spot only one person I think would guess, or actually know is better put. After that the lines get blurred and I might get through the top 5 but after that there is a long list tied at 6th through >>>>>. And it would hard to compile a list made from many of us because someone who saw 2 girls in 2009 might have to list a favorite that wouldn't hit the FF Top Fifty.
[/QUOTE]

I think I could come close to Ilapp Top 2...

As far as finding a FF Virgin or Ilapp Virgin, let alone one that is a member of both clubs..that is truly a Mission Impossible.

[QUOTE=Freckle Freak] This attiitude is amazing since I was sitting next to someone who was texting you about how wonderful your CO** was and what she wanted you to do to her. Right next to me! She wanted you and I was sitting right there! So I don't feel sorry for you, not in the least.

[/QUOTE]

Now FF, remember, you weren't the only one at that table, so don't forget to leave out details, like the only reason she was texting someone else about their wonderful CO** was because she needed a wind down after the work out you had given her previously...

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Why is it I suddenly get the feeling I am going to regret this list thing. I think my phone is ringing and I haven't even hit the send button, fortunately I didn't name names, all the better I think.[/QUOTE]

Yes keep laughing, because I will be the fist one to call. Neither you nor PT seem to believe what I had to say. I have already given up trying to find a "virgin Ilapp" and thus humble myself to only follow in your footsteps.

Your first call will be me wanting your top two!

FF

PS The only question is will she have freckles.

[QUOTE=Power Tool]Now FF, remember, you weren't the only one at that table, so don't forget to leave out details, like the only reason she was texting someone else about their wonderful CO** was because she needed a wind down after the work out you had given her previously...[/QUOTE]

Ha, the whole time she was making google eyes at you! It was like I was invisible. Not only that you already had a beautiful blond on your lap, and she still wanted you more than me!

Humbled again, now I have two that have humbled me into following in their footsteps.

FF

PS. I do have to thank you for the freckle lead at PT's. But you still had her FIRST!

[QUOTE=Indyippolito]While she may not have physically been on the East Coast during the storm, it appears that she she did have some involvement in the storm.
While the events of the East Coast storm are not entirely clear and the truth may never truly be known...... [/QUOTE]

I stopped there because TRUTH is different than speculation and I agree the whole truth may never be known.

We all need to try using the big head not the little one, ok. First off:

1. Quote from 1st news report. "Michelle Lnu, also of Indianapolis –– identified as Jan Wales through an Immigration and Customs Enforcement investigation –– arranged for a “prostitution customer” to meet the woman at the Comfort Inn."

Ok let's see. Last I knew ICE found out Michelle's real name because she is an ALIEN to this country. I never new the "therapist" I was referring to was an alien. Good old home grown "American Woman" (like the song goes).

2. Just like many of you. She was home with her family ALL during the holidays. This is confirmed! She did take a hiatis from work and to clean up some of her old e-mail accounts. Did you miss her!

3. [QUOTE=Indyippolito] It is clear that anyone involved in this should be avoided at the very least until the facts are known and the FEDERAL charges are addressed and resolved. There are many rumors... [/QUOTE]

Fine then we all better be avoided, even the hobbyists. Anyone on this board has seen someone associated with one of the parties involved. You may not think so, but I bet you have. So I am moving to California to get away from anyone associated in anyway shape or form. Besides they all are RUMORS.

4. Facts: Hearing held Thursday and Friday. Catherine removed from the original charges in the complaint. Catherine had a bail hearing on Friday. Now why a bail hearing if all charges were dropped and she is set free. PROBABLY because of some new charges brought against her that are currently unkown.

5. Fact: Other Info I am not able to reveal is now in the lawyers hands.

6. DONT PM ME.

We all need to be safe.Thank you,

FF

PS Whew! I really need some freckles after this.

[QUOTE=Indyippolito]Not so fast my friend[/QUOTE]

Besides I am not your friend. I don't even know you and don't think I want to.

Got to go now, packing for California!

FF

PS I bet you don't know anyone with freckles either do you! Oh wait maybe you do, could it be you are a dyed....?

[QUOTE=Power Tool]I think I could come close to Ilapp Top 2...

As far as finding a FF Virgin or Ilapp Virgin, let alone one that is a member of both clubs..that is truly a Mission Impossible.[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure I would lose if we bet, although I would bet other than blabbing in a drunken haze to a few others here, I will concede you might be the only man alive who would know #1(perhaps because it was your #1 too)- #2 would be interesting to see if you get-

To FF: Since I do not have your affection, or is it an affliction actually, for freckles, I seldom notice a few here and there on the same palette you would try to connect the dots on. You have recently chastised me for not informing you of the freckles on a girl I am very fond of, like I was holding out on you, but I swear in the times I have seen her I never thought of her as freckled, more porcelain in fact. (guess I wasn't looking in the right spots) And now I know you will be upset with me again, but my old tired memory seems to recall perhaps just a few freckles on both of the top two.
From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Pretty sure I would lose if we bet, although I would bet other than blabbing in a drunken haze to a few others here, I will concede you might be the only man alive who would know #1(perhaps because it was your #1 too)- #2 would be interesting to see if you get-

To FF: Since I do not have your affection, or is it an affliction actually, for freckles, I seldom notice a few here and there on the same palette you would try to connect the dots on. You have recently chastised me for not informing you of the freckles on a girl I am very fond of, like I was holding out on you, but I swear in the times I have seen her I never thought of her as freckled, more porcelain in fact. (guess I wasn't looking in the right spots) And now I know you will be upset with me again, but my old tired memory seems to recall perhaps just a few freckles on both of the top two.
From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure my ATF is one of your top 5. Is she #2?

[QUOTE=Ilapp]
To FF: From some of the pics you have sent me of past ideals, they would in no way qualify, but it would seem your mandatory freckle count for them to make the grade would be reducing with time.[/QUOTE]


Yes my friend my count is faltering. It is so rare a sight to find them covered in freckles that I have allowed myself to try and find at least some freckles or even a mole or two. This only happens when I really need a freckle fix. Alas I have searched, found some and turned down by most. I will keep trying.

In my search I have found many. Some I have met others I have not. I have decided to share a few with my friends. So take a look and weep. As I long to have an orgy with all, but lo, I realize this is only a dream.

Only two of the ladies I have met.
"Hot2" was a dancer at Cheetahs is WPB. No longer dancing, not in the biz.
"Stephanie12" was an escort in the NW. She dropped out a couple of years ago. I did have the pleasure of connecting her dots while she was in St Louis.
"Allison1" Is a the well known porn star Allison Wyte. She is now available for dating services. Some of her reviews can be seen one of the top two well known review boards.
"Heather Carolin50" is a playboy, internet star. I don't know her.

The rest are just some pictures of some ideal freckled beautiful women that I have never met.

Hope this helps clarify these beautiful women and my connection to them.

FF

PS If you see one like these and do not tell me, may your member grow short and stubby.

[QUOTE=Handfulofwheel]I'm pretty sure my ATF is one of your top 5. Is she #2?[/QUOTE]

I certainly understand your fondness for her, and I guess since these days I see her more than any other provider it is a close call and that fact might belie what I am going to say but I think I have her at #4 or 5 for 2009. Considering that both 1 and 2 have retired at this point in time her position for 2010 is moving up, and honestly, if I were going to pick one provider that I would want as a real girlfriend, she is hands down #1. As a matter of fact she is #1 in 2010 at this point in time, and isn't it the greatest of shames that we can't speak her name- or maybe not so we can keep her more for ourselves- but unfortunately her business does suffer-I guess we should move this discussion to the other thread-

Dear Fellow Local Hobbyists:

Out-of-towner here, and I have been RTFF for a bit. In your opinion, which would be the one (A)MP to patronize for just a nice R&T, a decent finale to a long working day, for a tired traveler who has just one night to play in your fair city?

In return, should any of you be traveling to the San Diego, CA or Baltimore, MD, areas I will be happy to help you out to the best of my abilities.

Conn.