Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Goukel;3666020]Long time lurker, this is my first post. I got BBFS in BM at a ridicoulous price of 1. 8. Not Recommended. I will stick to yoyo and wendy BBBJ for $.[/QUOTE]Where can I get a BBBJ in San Fernando Valley?

Originally tried this place because I saw that the hour was only $40.00 advertised on backpage. I went in and was greeted by a friendly face. She said her name was candy. The massage was fantastic. The teasing was perfect. I was impressed by her skills. When it came to the flip she got right down to it. She let my hands roam. I had handfuls of ass, and got some tit play too. Cleaned up and on my way. Really enjoyed the service and price. So I decided to go back again this week. This time I go in and I am greeted by a prettier face. This time her name is Lucy. I told her I wanted an hour and handed her the $40. She told me that was an old special and that it would get me 30 minutes. That should have been my hint to leave. But she has salesmanship and she was in a cute sailor outfit. I couldn't resist. She said you try me, you like. So I walk back. The massage was decent. Not as good as candy. On the flip there were other extras avail but I opted for the HE. I could tell she wasn't expecting it and is the reason she wanted to knock out 30 minutes instead of an hour. It was very mechanical. I also got ass and tots, but I wouldn't repeat. Back to old trusty I guess.

Saw an ad on BP for a new place on Van Nuys. Older Chinese provider was there when I visited a few weeks ago. 35 hh decent massage and Full menu on the table. Unless they have some younger talent I probably won't repeat.

Has anyone had a good experience atLucky foot massage or I think it got renamed to relax massage in sylmar? Visited twice and ended up with the same provider both times, she allows roaming of the hands and will even grind against you for self pleasure LOL but won't go further. Last time I was there late I saw a 20-30 yo pretty little thing walk out with the rest of the ladies. Not sure if she actually does massage or just the driver LOL. Anyways I'd like to hear back from anyone who's visited.

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Avoid at all cost.

$100.

For literally just a back rub and a dick touch. And she only went for 15 min and threw me a towel to clean up. As if I fuckin finished. Fuck this chick.

Not girl in pics, not even close.

5/10.

I tried C&J in Chatsworth ("house"-like building, shared with psychic, on Devonshire), and struck out, twice. First time, girl said, "Next time, it will be more fun. " I thought, "I always hear that, but never test it out. " It was not true. Though to be fair, I got a different provider the second time.

Next I tried the place on Saticoy east of Reseda. It has an odd name, like Solamanieh Manson, that I can't remember, but when I went, there were cards on the counter that said, "Zen Therapy. " Struck out there too.

When I say, "struck out," I mean got a lackluster HE from a provider who was anxious to leave the room. Combine these three misses with a previous miss at A1 in Santa Monica a couple of months ago, and I guess I'm done with AMPs for a while. Both of the places I tried have RAVE reviews on the other site. All kinds of extras for everyone else. Suddenly, I seem to have plague or leprosy.

Maybe I'm just hitting the wrong places. Maybe I've hit some kind of an age boundary. After many years of really good service everywhere, I can't seem to find a groove. As the saying goes, "I'd rather be lucky than good," and my luck has run out, so being good at finding the gems does not help.

I can't go back to BM because of their poor hygiene standards last time I went. Acu and JR are too hit-and-miss.

Too bad. SFV seems to have hit rock bottom. For me. Is anyone out there having better luck? (BTW, I'm not interested in AAMPs, or independents, or anything requiring a phone number.).

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3760862]I tried C&J in Chatsworth ("house"-like building, shared with psychic, on Devonshire), and struck out, twice. First time, girl said, "Next time, it will be more fun. " I thought, "I always hear that, but never test it out. " It was not true. Though to be fair, I got a different provider the second time.

Next I tried the place on Saticoy east of Reseda. It has an odd name, like Solamanieh Manson, that I can't remember, but when I went, there were cards on the counter that said, "Zen Therapy. " Struck out there too.

When I say, "struck out," I mean got a lackluster HE from a provider who was anxious to leave the room. Combine these three misses with a previous miss at A1 in Santa Monica a couple of months ago, and I guess I'm done with AMPs for a while. Both of the places I tried have RAVE reviews on the other site. All kinds of extras for everyone else. Suddenly, I seem to have plague or leprosy.

Maybe I'm just hitting the wrong places. Maybe I've hit some kind of an age boundary. After many years of really good service everywhere, I can't seem to find a groove. As the saying goes, "I'd rather be lucky than good," and my luck has run out, so being good at finding the gems does not help.

I can't go back to BM because of their poor hygiene standards last time I went. Acu and JR are too hit-and-miss.

Too bad. SFV seems to have hit rock bottom. For me. Is anyone out there having better luck? (BTW, I'm not interested in AAMPs, or independents, or anything requiring a phone number.).[/QUOTE]Of all the areas that I visit AMP's, the SFV is by far the lamest. If you don't mind the drive the AMP's in the OC or the SGV are by far more reliable and consistent.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3760969]Of all the areas that I visit AMP's, the SFV is by far the lamest. If you don't mind the drive the AMP's in the OC or the SGV are by far more reliable and consistent.[/QUOTE]Thanks, Lovergrrl. I may have to break down and make more time for travel. The SFV is so convenient, especially when compared to the hour+ drive to the OC, but maybe it's time to give the SGV a whirl.

I appreciate you taking the time to give me a tip.

I've been going to acu therapy in Van Nuys. The girls are 10's. Latinas and Asians. FS and they are into it. . 5 for 30 min not clock watchers. And the girls stay with you after they clean you up and actually hug you and have convos with you. This place is by far my fave.

[QUOTE=HarleyRider01;3761273]I've been going to acu therapy in Van Nuys. The girls are 10's. Latinas and Asians. FS and they are into it. . 5 for 30 min not clock watchers. And the girls stay with you after they clean you up and actually hug you and have convos with you. This place is by far my fave.[/QUOTE]I've always had a good experience there as well. Every time I have a bad or mediocre experience when trying a different place I regret not going to ACu therapy.

In NoHo off Vineland there was a spa by this name. I can't tell if it is still ran by the same people or not, or what the menu is. RM used to allow to view the overall site comments, but now everything is premium. Any intel here?

It's hard to pay for subscriptions to stuff like RM due to joint finances, as opposed to say a random withdrawal.

Anyone have experience with Shayna in Woodland Hills?

[URL]http://sanfernandovalley.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/intoxicating-body-pleasure-mesmerizing-tantric-indulgence-bronzed-west-indian-beauty/161637962[/URL]

They advertise alot on CL, so thought I'd TOFTT. . 3 / hh, . 4/ h (CL special).

Place is clean, small, and has according type plastic doors, (1st red flag, but I've been surprised before in similar places). Full sheet on the table (2nd flag). Skinny, late 30 ish provider comes in and starts a pretty damn good massage, small talk, suggests I go for a full hour (3rd flag). "Nah. No time today. " "Next time?" "Sure."

She doesn't move out of the way of my wandering hands, so now I'm a bit confused. Flip and the sheet goes on, legs exposed, crotch still covered. Does the legs, stays down near my feet. I'm waiting for her to move up to my chest, but no. "All done. " "Really?" " Maybe you have hour? I really relax you". " Is it worth my time?" She looks confused. I pull the sheet off and point to my junk. "Is this included?" She gets bashful, "Oh no. Only massage". "Ah. Well, I'm good. Thanks". Tipped and left.

I was pretty clear in the caressing early on, so not sure what to make of it. But for now, legit only.

[QUOTE=SalamiSlap;3761462]I've always had a good experience there as well. Every time I have a bad or mediocre experience when trying a different place I regret not going to ACu therapy.[/QUOTE]Hit this place today to see what I was missing out on. Got a session with Lisa tall cute Latina. Not much on the service side and attitude could be more GFE but it was a really nice ride.

L face is 6. 5 to 8 depending on what you like. She looks like demi love vato (typo on purpose to throw search engines) but add about 10 pounds all in the right places. Rounder looking face. I liked it so she was an 8 to me. Body again range of 7 to 8. Curvy not fat. Nice hips and tits but show signs that she's had a couple of kids as both were super soft but nice and smooth. Great for grabbing a hold of to bang out. She had long legs and looked smashing in her tight dress and sandals. Long legs with a nice ass. An 8 even with the soft titties and ass.

A super hygiene nutty. Kept touching the cover. Everything was covered. Told me one time that I was fucking her in a method that was for removing the condom (on its own).

S no dfk, no daty, no BBBJ, no fiv. CBJ, cfs, multi positions. Single nut. Barely let me suckle on the titties.

E 50/ hhr+100.

Are would repeat if I was unable to hook up with any atf and needed a serious nut released. Would recommend to try once. Don't see her being a future atf or staple provider in my Rolodex.
Thanks for posting about it guys. Glad I went and gave it a try. Had a good release from cbj cfs. Her Pussy felt great.
Good luck.

As advertised.

Thanks guys!

What are your thoughts on the place?

Has anyone tried Reela Relax? What are you thoughts on it?

[QUOTE=MrMyke;3774207]As advertised.

Thanks guys![/QUOTE]Had an experience similar to the one posted recently at Acu. Provider was also Lisa. Report was accurate- will repeat.

[QUOTE=PseudoMonas;3774311]Has anyone tried Reela Relax? What are you thoughts on it?[/QUOTE]I've never been. What are your thoughts on the place?

Got "Suzy" smoking hot korean.

Very playful DFK tied my shoes etc.

Sundays only.

Will repeat.

Accu is a great spot!

Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=SalamiSlap;3776672]I've never been. What are your thoughts on the place?[/QUOTE]Also interested in any reports.

Going to try and be more active. So thought I might share my experience at Cozy spa. I have seen a BP ad a ways back. 18 xxx Ventura next to a barber shop and animal clinic.

Got Becky man this woman is bad. Mocha skin body and face a Dime didn't last very long got a vit over excited. Think I just found the one for me. 50 to the house and $ CFS.

It has been a long time since I have posted but I was wondering about BM. I was planning on going there in a couple of days but I saw a post saying something about them having some hygeine issues or something reusing towels etc. Could someone elaborate? Should I just avoid? If so can someone recommend another place nearby? I don't live around the area I don't need a FS place but a good massage with the teasing and a good HJ finish would work.

Got Jennifer, k gal about 25 pounds too heavy.

L face 7 body 6 Pretty face but the extra weight just took down the attraction. She was just way too round.

A 5 was a clean break and very dismissive attitude when I asked for BBBJ.

S 6 too fat to move. Just laid there.

E 50 hhr 100.

Are no. On the way out she asked me if I had been drinking because it took me a while to come. Didn't have the heart to tell her that her father face, fat body, no BBBJ, and dry vagina was the cause. I just smiled and said no I don't drink. She shot back with a Well you must be really tired today then. I'll pass and not go see her again.

It was either her or Latina Grandma.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;3782067]On the way out she asked me if I had been drinking because it took me a while to come. Didn't have the heart to tell her that her father face, fat body, no BBBJ, and dry vagina was the cause.[/QUOTE]Next time you should have the heart to tell her the truth since she obviously thinks everyone can speak freely.

Wow, I've missed this site. Glad it's back.

There is a "new" place called Bally Therapy at the corner of Lindley and Parthenia. It is not a massage parlor. It is an aromatherapy place. This is interesting because, unlike MPs, aromatherapy places need no licensing, because theoretically, they are not touching you. They make a big point of emphasizing this: "No massage. " No massage means no inspections or permits. No "licensed providers." It's an undefined category of business.

The mamasan takes you to a room and leaves with no instructions. There is a massage-type table in it. This is a test: Strip down and lie on the table. Don't ask questions, don't sit there like a jerk in your clothes.

Cover is $40 hhr.

My first visit, the provider put hot bundles on me and moved them around. After a while, she said turn over, and we had some fun. Her name was L* and she was an incredibly hot Latina. She said she only worked on Fridays, otherwise she was in West Covina. Late 20's / early 30's.

The next Friday, I went back and asked for L* but mamasan acted as if she had no idea who I was talking about, and didn't remember me. I got a much older, less hot provider. I don't remember her name. Easily over 40, maybe even pushing 50, though in good shape and pretty. We had somewhat less fun, but it was still satisfying.

There were some hygiene issues on my second visit: Provider tidied up the sheets after we were done, but didn't replace them. There was a towel on the chair, and when I sat on it to tie my shoes, there was a wet spot. So gross.

Tips are higher here than elsewhere: $120 and $80, instead of $100 and $60. They stood firm. They seemed willing to give a simple HE with no regrets, but I don't know what that would cost.

Not sure if I'd go back, considering everything, but I'd consider it if L* was working.

[QUOTE=Seasicktex;3782013]It has been a long time since I have posted but I was wondering about BM. I was planning on going there in a couple of days but I saw a post saying something about them having some hygeine issues or something reusing towels etc. Could someone elaborate? Should I just avoid? If so can someone recommend another place nearby? I don't live around the area I don't need a FS place but a good massage with the teasing and a good HJ finish would work.[/QUOTE]BM is an FS place. Don't bother going there if you are looking for less.

When I went, the provider did not replace the towels on the massage table. She just tidied them up and left them there for the next guy, wet spots and all. On previous visits, they did replace the towels after the session, so maybe this depends on the provider.

[QUOTE=MrSixty;3800081]Wow, I've missed this site. Glad it's back.

There is a "new" place called Bally Therapy at the corner of Lindley and Parthenia. It is not a massage parlor. It is an aromatherapy place. This is interesting because, unlike MPs, aromatherapy places need no licensing, because theoretically, they are not touching you. They make a big point of emphasizing this: "No massage. " No massage means no inspections or permits. No "licensed providers." It's an undefined category of business.
[/QUOTE][URL]http://zentherapysanfernando.com/index.html[/URL]

I'm guessing those pics are fake? Or can you spot your girl?

[QUOTE=ChrisWake;3800534][URL]http://zentherapysanfernando.com/index.html[/URL]

I'm guessing those pics are fake? Or can you spot your girl?[/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure those pics are all fake, but the one in the red dress is the closest to L*.

I went to the place next to OMG Korean on Tapo. Decent massage, older provider, nothing at end.

With all the changes, I'm not sure if MP are nervous. But it definitely isn't going to help their business if I don't return.

[QUOTE=XxObsidianxX;3746249]Where can I get a BBBJ in San Fernando Valley?[/QUOTE]What he said. Any intel? My sources have dried up. No CL, no BP. And Kitty is too huge.

First time posting. Last week I went to a little spot in nh.

40/30 min nice massage. The girl was a 7 f and 7 b had a nice set of bs FS on turn 1 $ I've had a BBBJ once here but I haven't seen that girl anymore.

Hi. I'm going to need you to be more specific about which little spot! Thanks.

[QUOTE=MrHappyEnd;3809884]First time posting. Last week I went to a little spot in nh.

40/30 min nice massage. The girl was a 7 f and 7 b had a nice set of bs FS on turn 1 $ I've had a BBBJ once here but I haven't seen that girl anymore.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Milcanjose;3811214]Hi. I'm going to need you to be more specific about which little spot! Thanks.[/QUOTE]No kidding.

It's one thing to disguise a place with a cute spin on it's name, but that post was basically useless.

[QUOTE=Lovergrrl;3811316]No kidding.

It's one thing to disguise a place with a cute spin on it's name, but that post was basically useless.[/QUOTE]Like I said first time posting its in north hollywood.

On vineland everyone ask for dm for more info and only for senior members so hit me up I don't know the name next time ill make sure sorry.

[QUOTE=MrHappyEnd;3812374]Like I said first time posting its in north hollywood.

On vineland everyone ask for dm for more info and only for senior members so hit me up I don't know the name next time ill make sure sorry.[/QUOTE]OT, near Magnolia? HTC, near Oxnard?

[QUOTE=Dreven71;3808641]What he said. Any intel? My sources have dried up. No CL, no BP. And Kitty is too huge.[/QUOTE]Look up NoNonsenseLady, she's super cool and has a really decent price. Someone reviewed her before "the happening" so if you scroll around in the SFV section you should find the said review. She is a BBW so not sure if that's your jam. But she's got a pretty face, and a talented mouth. She has roommates so she prefers to play during the day when they aren't there. But I think she will do car dates. I've only seen her once, but she's on my list of valley BBBJ's for when the BJ pangs strike. Treat her nice, she's really cool people!

PM me if you can't find her number.

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Hello all.

This is my first time using this forum and first time looking for a MP in SFV. (Been to MP couple times in Canada, but it was legal there).

Please excuse my lack of knowledge of language and edict.

I am interested in FS but HE will be ok if the price is right. I am trying to cross reference MPs from RM (not paying for premium, so I can't read the reviews there).

I am looking for a latina or asian. 7's and above. Tighter, fit bodies preferred to chubby. 20-30 but I am OK with MILFs.

I am in the NoHo / BUR area but will drive to the other end of SFV if it is the right place.

My research has highlighted a few places I have read about here. ACU in VN, po thai, and BM. (Are there any jpgs of therapists at these sites on the web?

What about Oriental ther? Mandarin Ther? Well Mass, Skylight Therapeutic? (Again, using RM to cross reference sites).

And so I got the fee correct, . 4 to. 6 to the house to start massage then add 1 for FS or. 5 for HE, for a total of 1. 4 to 1. 6 for FS or 1 for HE. Is this math correct?

And I assume I should bring the rain coat?

Thanks in advance.

Well,

I went for it blind this weekend. (maybe not blind, I did have all the beta from this site!

Friday late afternoon.

I started by trying out po thai, they were close to my location. . 5 up front to the house. I asked the mamma-san if I could see the who is working there, I was told no, just what room number I was in.

After undressing and lying down on the table mamma-san came in and said she was the only one who had time. She was older, 40's? Not bad looking, decent enough body. She goes by the name "Lucky". She asked if I was LE, I said no, then she asked what kind of massage I would like, hands or walking on my back. I opted for for her to walk on my back, a little too hard if you ask me. Then back to hands. Not much of a massage but rubbing with oil.

At the flip, she asked me if I wanted to try 4 hands, sure why not, I have never had two at once before. . 4 to the new girl. Very pretty, tall, mid 20's, "Lucky" said her name was "Lady", at least that is what I think she said. (Insert shrug here).

4 hand massage, I have to say, not bad, intense with all those hands all over your body.

Again, I was asked if I was LE.

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Pause.

Me: "Can I get FS?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No, I am not LE. ".

Her: "No FS. ".

Me: "What about HE?

Her: "Are you LE?

Me: "No. ".

Her: "Ok, HE. 4 each for 4 hand HE".

Well, now this just got a little pricey for a HE. (If we do this it is a total of 1. 7).

But, what the hell, a 4 hand HJ,. "hmmmm, OK!" says the little head doing all the thinking right now.

Pretty damn good HE but I would definitely put it down as a "Once or twice is good for you soul" kind of experience, not going to repeat because of dollar dollar bills, why'all.

If (I actually mean, when) I return to po thai I will ask for "Lady". Hopefully it might go a little further now that they know I am not LE.

Second adventure: Afternoon Delight.

Saturday mid afternoon.

I was intrigued by XxObsidianxX last post about [URL]cityxguide.com[/URL].

I surfed around that site looking at the posts for SFV. I found one that interested me:

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/beautiful-asian-babe-in-woodland-hills-for-your-need__1524767638-11584874[/URL]

I texted the number, asked if she had time, asked if she could send a photo to make sure it was her. Her face was turned and masked a bit with hair, but it sure looked like the same girl in the post.

I guess you can all see where this is going.

I drove out to Northridge, a hotel, texted her from the parking lot, she asked if I was LE. Again, no, I am not LE. I go to the room, she opens the door a crack, then beacons me in.

Low and behold, NOT the same girl in the photos.

A bit of the ol' bait and switch!

She is older (mid 30's?) Korean or Japanese, small compact body, small breasts, lollipop head and snaggletooth. A 5 f and 7 b.

The hotel room looks very lived in, food boxes on the counter, laundry spilling out of an open suitcase.

She tells me 1. 4 hhr for FS, again, little head doing all the thinking.

I go for it.

We undress and lay down on the bed.

Breasts are small, one is tattooed. Belly isn't fat but wrinkled, most likely had a child at some point, belly skin stretched and never returned but still a tight little body.

Kitty is a nice triangle of hair with shaved lips.

She sudo massages my chest then licks and kisses my nipples while rubbing what matters.

I brought the cover, she puts it on with her mouth, a vigorous CBJ ensues.

We start with her on top (her best position), then reverse cowgirl (just OK), doggie (again just OK), and I finish in mish.

She moaned thru it all, sometimes a little more than others, sounded real, but I know it wasn't.

Expensive weekend so far. Maybe I should take a break, for my bank accounts sake.

Moral of the story, don't believe the pics on cityxguide and don't think with the little head.

Normally I do the street or ad scene, but double blist, changed for search engines, is not looking up, does anyone know if ACU therapy is still open? Or where it's ad, I look it up online and get luke 50 references for different places? Looking for FS.