Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SpokenOne69]There cannot be enough said about overpaying! Dont overpay. There are enough places to shop around. Read the forum for the places to go and negoiate. If your skills need practice, only bring what you feel is your negotiation price. Dont walk in with $$ if you only plan to spend
$.35.

Visited Chicago City Spa and my attendant was Michelle. .65 door and .7 for bbj

When I return I will request Amy or walk out. I also will try for .65 next time and report

The slowdown in the economy affects these workers as well. No reason to make them rich when the rest of us are pinching pennies[/QUOTE]Preaching to the choir my friend! Well said as usual from you!

I was with Amy at City spa recently. Decent massage and she wanted more than $60 for BJ. I said $60 is it. She said no, and I said just finish massage and she played with little Con, and I gave her $30, She knew I was going to leave and she decided to make me leave happy, which she did, but I was not paying more that $60 for something very few of them know how to do right anyway.

She is nice looking and has a killer lean body. Typical chinese babe. In it only for the commission.

There was some question of if HJ was all she does, well I can tell you, NO!
PM me if you have more info on her and if you want more, I will share with those that share with me.

I need some info on a girl at Relax that has been there about a month or so. About 35-40 and was at a different spa recently. Can anyone help?

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]If she's the one at 30 N. Michigan I would say stay away regardless of legal problems. She pulled the bait and switch on me and I got shut out by the replacement. I set the appointment up with her directly. She also looked terrible. I should've walked out but didn't. My mistake. Never again.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Crista looking terrible or the switched girl?

Isn't Crista totally legit? She used to do massages over on Kinzie right? I had Robin Joy do a massage with me once....totally legit. I dont think Crista does extras.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]I mean, I've heard stoires of mongers turniong legit MTs with deep pockets so the old saying goes you get what you pay for. [/QUOTE]Ah, my biggest all time fantasy...receiving a totally outstanding legit massage from a legit MT, and then at the end suprisingly getting a kick ass HJ too.

I've always wanted to get one at a totally legit place too...like some high end spa or East Bank Club.

Part of the fun is taken away when you end up at some seedy place in Chinatown or on the west side.

I guess a man can dream.

It looks to me like she ran afoul of some bureaucratic rule (perhaps she didn't file some paperwork to renew her certification on time). I wouldn't read anything into it. If she had been caught doing something she shouldn't the headline would have been entirely different.

Also, it looks like she is a bit upset about the innuendo here. It is easy for us to forget that providers are people with feelings and families. Perhaps we can cut her some slack.

FS

[QUOTE=Cvette]There have been some questions on this thread about Crista. I recently learned that Crista was ordered to "cease and desist" from practicing massage therapy by the Illinois Department of Professional Regulation. This order was entered on October 2007. She was fined $500. I wonder what led to this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cvette]There have been some questions on this thread about Crista. I recently learned that Crista was ordered to "cease and desist" from practicing massage therapy by the Illinois Department of Professional Regulation. This order was entered on October 2007. She was fined $500. I wonder what led to this?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.idfpr.com/Forms/DISCPLN/1007_dis.pdf[/url]

Yes, that is the same crista noted by Chi Guy. Yes, Blueblazer, she looked terrible last time I saw her. She used to do extras. She gave me the bait and switch. I will not give her a break. She can be quite rotten at times. Call on the phone and see for yourself. I spoke with her, reminded her who I was, set up an appointment. When I got there she "claimed" to be too busy to give me the massage herself. Thats when I was handed off to another MT. She sat at her desk the entire hour as its a small office and I could hear everything the entire time. She did nothing. Except lie to me.

[QUOTE=fredspy]It looks to me like she ran afoul of some bureaucratic rule (perhaps she didn't file some paperwork to renew her certification on time). I wouldn't read anything into it. If she had been caught doing something she shouldn't the headline would have been entirely different.

Also, it looks like she is a bit upset about the innuendo here. It is easy for us to forget that providers are people with feelings and families. Perhaps we can cut her some slack.

FS[/QUOTE]I don't consider this piling on. More so it's feedback. I went to her "spa" & the therapist working for her quoted one price & when I went to pay for my waxing & massage she gave me a significantly higher price. I should have said something at the time but I was thinking to myself whatever, I'll pay but I won't be coming back. Either it was some major communication problem or she was figuring she could take advantage of me. I honestly lean toward the latter, she seemed like a smooth operator when it came to such things. YMMV with her, of course.

[QUOTE=fredspy]It looks to me like she ran afoul of some bureaucratic rule (perhaps she didn't file some paperwork to renew her certification on time). I wouldn't read anything into it. If she had been caught doing something she shouldn't the headline would have been entirely different.

FS[/QUOTE]For the past few years massage therapists in I'll. Must go to school, pass a state test and have a state license. They are fingerprinted, they have a background check, must provide an SSN, etc. Then, every year, they have to update their training, spend more money, etc. Crista was not licensed per the state's report. I assume that the women that you guys are writing about are also unlicensed or maybe they were grandfathered to the new law because they were in business before the law started. That can explain why you are talking about 40- and 50- somethings, maybe they have their licenses from the old days. If someone is licensed they need to, by law, display their state license where they do massages. Have you seen a license? Usually what you see is a business license from the city, not a massage license. The law says that anyone practicing massage.and it describes what massage consists of- must have a massage license from the state. If someone is practicing without a license they can be fined several hundreds of dollars per occurence, businesses that hire unlicensed therapists can be fined a steep amount for every day they hire unlicensed "professionals". The state can walk into any of the places that are written about here and demand to see licenses for all the massage therapists who are currently in session. They don't, for reasons I do not know, unless someone tells on a place. So, someone must have reported Christa. Maybe a competitor or unhappy client.

Greetings,

I am looking for recommendations in SouthLoop/Chinatown area. I know there are tons out there, but it's been a while since I have visited.

Thanks in advance,

JohnnyD

Can any of you fellow mongers help me. I will be traveling to Chicago and was wondering if there are any AMPS in Chicago which are as "friendly" as the ones in Providence, R.I. or Washington, D.C. I appreciate your help and would help any of you traveling to R.I. or D.C.

Did you guys see how many doctors are on the report! It looks like they screw up in one state and than move around and still keep on treating patients.

Kind of scary.

P.S VIP Salon, LOL, knew that was coming, LOL

[QUOTE=Chi Guy][url]http://www.idfpr.com/Forms/DISCPLN/1007_dis.pdf[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blueblazer]Ah, my biggest all time fantasy...receiving a totally outstanding legit massage from a legit MT, and then at the end suprisingly getting a kick ass HJ too.

I've always wanted to get one at a totally legit place too...like some high end spa or East Bank Club.

Part of the fun is taken away when you end up at some seedy place in Chinatown or on the west side.

I guess a man can dream.[/QUOTE]

It's out there if you spend enough. I was getting a haircut at a very well known establishment and overheard one of the girls saying that their colleague was fired for providing a French lesson to one of her massage clients. Hell, a physical therapist that I used to see told me that she occasionally provided a release to some of her clients. This chick was something else. We ended up going out for drinks after one of my appointments and got completely hammered. I woke up next to her the following morning.

[QUOTE=Jack6699]Can any of you fellow mongers help me. I will be traveling to Chicago and was wondering if there are any AMPS in Chicago which are as "friendly" as the ones in Providence, R.I. or Washington, D.C. I appreciate your help and would help any of you traveling to R.I. or D.C.[/QUOTE]

You won't find anything like that in Chicago! Providence is AMP heaven! What area will you be in, or what area can you get to? Maybe we can direct you a little if we know what part of the city you'll have access to.

I will be in the Rosemount area near OHare but can travel on the train to other places. I hear that Relax on Archer might be a friendly place. What are your thoughts. Again many thanks for your help.

[QUOTE=Jack6699]Can any of you fellow mongers help me. I will be traveling to Chicago and was wondering if there are any AMPS in Chicago which are as "friendly" as the ones in Providence, R.I. or Washington, D.C. I appreciate your help and would help any of you traveling to R.I. or D.C.[/QUOTE]


Was in DC several times in January. Amazing AMPS. A-fcking-mazing.
you wont find anything like it here. The irony of walking about 2 blocks from the White House into an AMP was great.

Go to chicagoafterdark dot com and look for the listings of Asian places. You will have to call a few of them until you find the ones in the Rosemont area.

In lieu of "friendly" AMPS are there any honest "friendly" escorts that you may suggest in the Rosemount area? Again thanks for your help.

I'll be in Schaumburg next week, did a search but couldn't really come up with anything that sounded good. Looking for AMP (ideally FS) in Schaumburg or between I-355 and I-55. Any suggestions. PLease PM any details so that I can go in looking like I have been there before. With a new place, it is nice to know the lay of the land. -

[QUOTE=HappyGardener]Was in DC several times in January. Amazing AMPS. A-fcking-mazing.

you wont find anything like it here. The irony of walking about 2 blocks from the White House into an AMP was great.[/QUOTE]If you are referring to the AMP across the theater, I lost my AMP cherry there. Never felt so clean and so dirty at the same time. Man do I miss DC. Found out a couple weeks later that this particular AMP was under FBI surveillance, but they were after the congressional types. Found an ATF AMP in Laurel, but also tried other AMPs in DC, and was never disappointed. There were two run latin apartments, but for one them, the only way in was if someone they knew brought you there for intros and coronas. This was at least four years ago, and I have lost all my connections there. Since coming back to Chicago, I have not ventured into any AMP or apartments. I am so tempted, but hesitant of being disappointed. Thanks Happy Gardener for bringing back such fond memories.

Has really changed for those that dont know. I had a great FS time with Sunny this week for the standard $1 fee.

F--- Chinatown for a while with all the new AMPS sprouting up on the No. side and the great service they all have provided me the last couple of weeks, it doesnt make sense for me to frequent the Chinatown Spas I have come to know for the last couple of years.

Between the Chinese Spas and the Korean Spas, there must be close to 20 now in and around the whole No. Side. You dont have drive far to have fun now. That doesnt include the Euros or Apts either.

Confucius is right; there’s more supply on the north side than I can ever recall. It’s time to take advantage of this situation.

I’d stopped going to AMPs because the prices were becoming outrageous and the service was terrible. Places stopped providing table showers, and the layout of the rooms was inadequate. The now-closed Oriental Beauty Spa on Harlem charged me $10 for a freakin’ stand-up, solo shower!

Here’s what I’d like. A $60 one hour massage with a table shower included. That’s one hour as in SIXTY minutes. I once paid for an hour massage at B. D. Massage Spa on Lincoln and they had me out the door in 35 minutes, including the table shower (that I paid extra for! ).

The table shower should be free; after all, it’s more for THEIR benefit than mine. They should want to make sure that I’m as clean as possible, as well as gauging whether I’m LE or not. This point is negotiable; I’m just very partial to table showers. Any kind of shower that is offered should be free, stand-up or table.

The rooms must have closeable doors and walls that come relatively close to the ceiling. At the same B. D. Mentioned above, the walls were a good two feet short of the ceiling, and there were strands of beads in the doorway instead of an actual door. (Should I bother to mention that I did not enjoy myself there? ! LOL) That is ridiculous. I felt like I had more privacy at the long-lamented Oriental Nails on Peterson, which was set up like a MASH unit in the back.

I was used to paying. 6 for HR. After reading this forum, I see that that’s on the high side. I’d always felt I was paying more than I should have. Anyway, with the rise of the Asian apartments, where you can get the works for $. 6, there’s no way we should spend any more than that at a MP.

It’s time for everyone to get together and start driving prices down to a more reasonable level. I don’t mind paying for great service; I DO mind overpaying. WE have the power. There are more options out there than ever, so MPs should be forced to provide better service and more amenities to keep business up. Hold the line!

[QUOTE=Confucius]Has really changed for those that dont know. I had a great FS time with Sunny this week for the standard $1 fee.

F--- Chinatown for a while with all the new AMPS sprouting up on the No. side and the great service they all have provided me the last couple of weeks, it doesnt make sense for me to frequent the Chinatown Spas I have come to know for the last couple of years.

Between the Chinese Spas and the Korean Spas, there must be close to 20 now in and around the whole No. Side. You dont have drive far to have fun now. That doesnt include the Euros or Apts either.[/QUOTE]

Where can I find info on the Korean spas?

[QUOTE=Nudus81]I'll be in Schaumburg next week, did a search but couldn't really come up with anything that sounded good. Looking for AMP (ideally FS) in Schaumburg or between I-355 and I-55. Any suggestions. PLease PM any details so that I can go in looking like I have been there before. With a new place, it is nice to know the lay of the land. -[/QUOTE]

Check out Lombard thread - Soigne on Roosevelt near I 355 or the Ogden Ave. Amps - Ace, Kings, Wellness. All east of 355 on Ogden

[QUOTE=F Blaster]

Here’s what I’d like. A $60 one hour massage with a table shower included. That’s one hour as in SIXTY minutes. I once paid for an hour massage at B. D. Massage Spa on Lincoln and they had me out the door in 35 minutes, including
It’s time for everyone to get together and start driving prices down to a more reasonable level. I don’t mind paying for great service; I DO mind overpaying. WE have the power. There are more options out there than ever, so MPs should be forced to provide better service and more amenities to keep business up. Hold the line![/QUOTE]
A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.
I made a recent visit to 2810 Alice and was serviced by a lady who said her name was Merley--at least it sounded like that to me. She gave me a short hour (again my pet peeve) then I pointed to the clock in the room and she debated back and forth with me as to whether or not she gave me a full hour. So I got dressed and told her I wasn't going to give her a tip. She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.
If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.

I'm not sure I understand. Are the Asians working out of their homes? Is this something new or are they found on CL? Invite only? For the love of. ! Ok I'm all settled down now. Somebody please let me know.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.
If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.[/QUOTE]

Moan, groan or slit their wrist - gyp me an NOOOOO tip!

First time to B&S on Irving. Got Sue and she waisted no time letting me know that it was going to be fun. A tweek on my nipples before I was all the way undressed and then she led me to the TS room. Through TS with a little play to make sure everything was clean.

Massage was okay with a little bit of a tease to the boys. Got a little feel in before she started paying more attentinon to things, including reaching underneath for some more touching. Flipped and got a hand under her shorts. Skinny, but nice boobs, small a** but overall nice.

Overall good experience and traditional Korean place.

Woke up the other day feeling kind of stiff (get your minds out of the gutter, I woke up with tight muscles) and thought I'd make an appointment with Grandma @ CTM. My call to her went into VM so I figured WTF, I'd give Senina a try as I was in need of a decent therapeutic. Cruised down to CT and found a parking spot practically in front of the door so I skipped in and whoa, there was a young twentysomething Asian babe at the front counter wearing a belly shirt who looked very appealing to me. She was quick to offer Lisa or Tanny, but not herself. Bummer. Is anyone familiar with this girl? Does she work upstairs? Please PM her name if she does. Anyhow, I decided to go with Tanny and the table shower. TS was good and thorough and the massage wasn't bad either. I'm still a little sore, but all in all she took care things. Tipped 40 and walked out with a cold bottle of water.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.[/QUOTE]

You’Re 100% on point, Higuey, but you don’t know the whole story. So here it is.

I’d been feeling pretty badly physically, and it seemed like I was getting progressively worse. I was hoping a massage would do the trick, no pun intended. Although if a happy ending resulted, I wasn’t going to complain!

Oriental Nails had closed, and I wasn’t happy with the service at Yang’s, so I decided to try B. D. It was about 7:30, and the place closed at 9. I entered, told the Mamasan I wanted an hour, and made the mistake of paying by credit card. The reason it’s a mistake is I can’t change my mind; I’m kind of committed to going through with it.

Mamasan led me to one of the rooms with the absurdly short walls and no doors. I undressed and waited for my masseuse to lead me to the table shower. Much to my unfortunate surprise, my masseuse turned out to be the Mamasan. I say unfortunate because, well, she was ugly. Not skanky or nasty, but definitely the most unattractive woman I’ve ever seen in an AMP. She was a very nice person, but really homely.

So she takes me to the table shower. This was the best table I’ve ever laid on. I’m a big guy, and this table accommodated me with ease. Two normal sized people could fit on it with no problem. She does a good job with the shower, washing the boys and scrubbing in all the right spots.

On to the massage. Terrible, and it wouldn’t have been any better if it were Angelina Jolie instead of Mamasan. Well, maybe a little better. I was getting nothing out of it, on any level. Did I mention that Mamasan was ugly? ! That certainly wasn’t helping matters.

She tells me to flip after about 10-15 minutes. I know I’m being shortchanged, but I just want out. She tries to negotiate, but I’m having none of it. I eventually agree to HR for Andy. Usually when I get a HJ, my free hand is roaming all over the girl’s ass. Not this time. Another masseuse starts talking to her in Korean through the beaded doorway. This pissed me off. She tries to have her friend join us for extra, but I say no and don’t budge.

The other girl comes in anyway. Why couldn’t I have gotten this one at the beginning? ! She was in her 40’s, but she had a nice bod and a cute face. Her face showed some wear, but she must have been a knockout when she was younger. She starts rubbing my chest and flirting with me while Mamasan works below. She bends over and starts sucking on my nipples while my hand thoroughly examines her ass and legs.

Mamasan eventually gets the job done and I quickly dress and leave. Despite the shot, I’m still feeling pretty badly. I wasn’t going to complain about the time because I just wanted to go home and, frankly, I didn’t want Mamasan touching me anymore. It wasn’t until I got to the car that I realized it lasted only 35 minutes. To this day, I haven’t gone back.

P.S. My illness turned out to be a heart ailment that almost killed me. I wouldn’t recommend this place, but the main reason I haven’t gone back is that it reminds me of how bad I felt at the time.

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]A 35 minute hour to me, would just not be acceptable and it's not cool to tolerate it because it just promotes more of this mistreatment.
I made a recent visit to 2810 Alice and was serviced by a lady who said her name was Merley--at least it sounded like that to me. She gave me a short hour (again my pet peeve) then I pointed to the clock in the room and she debated back and forth with me as to whether or not she gave me a full hour. So I got dressed and told her I wasn't going to give her a tip. She gave out such a pitiful moan that I didn't have the heart to not leave any tip at all and left her less than half of what I would have given if she hadn't shorted me.

If they short me I'm going to pocket part of their tip.[/QUOTE]You shouldn't have left any tip. You only encouraged her to use that tactic with other mongers. It

Has anyone been a regular at this place at 5927 N. Milwaukee? I've been only once and got only a legit massage by a hot little blond. The voluptuous blond at the desk is fantastic and I would kill for a massage by her. Can anyone shed some light on this place? Also, anyone know what happened to Dana at CTM yet?

Ok, So I had a great experience this morning at a Chinatown AMP, almost but not quite FS. FS was definitely an option if I would have had my own wrapper. The therapist gave me her personal cell phone number after our session.

This is a first for me, so while I'm embarassed to ask.

1) Does this essentially cut out the mamasan/papasan? which I am ok with
2) Will I expect incall or outcall?
3) or, is it just for me to call ahead so I get her again?

Any other input would be helpful.

Sorry, I am sure this is addressed somewhere in this brain trust, but my search results ended up empty.

[QUOTE=Bebop60]Check out Lombard thread - Soigne on Roosevelt near I 355 or the Ogden Ave. Amps - Ace, Kings, Wellness. All east of 355 on Ogden[/QUOTE]
I have been to Wellness, King & Ace (but not recently). All are typical with TS, massge and a HJ. King has had some new girls none of which are what I would call above average. Wellness was one of my favorites until the staff turned over with newbes.

So how much tip should one leave for a HR and getting the massage girl naked?

As little as possible.

For HJ naked I would say .4 to .5 max.

[QUOTE=Nudus81]Ok, So I had a great experience this morning at a Chinatown AMP, almost but not quite FS. FS was definitely an option if I would have had my own wrapper. The therapist gave me her personal cell phone number after our session.

This is a first for me, so while I'm embarassed to ask.

1) Does this essentially cut out the mamasan/papasan? which I am ok with
2) Will I expect incall or outcall?
3) or, is it just for me to call ahead so I get her again?

Any other input would be helpful.

Sorry, I am sure this is addressed somewhere in this brain trust, but my search results ended up empty.[/QUOTE]

I've had the pleasure to get a "private" number before with mixed results. Once, it was to make an appointment with her AT her place of business. No deal there. The other, the girl was leaving that particular amp and she gave me her cell number so I could keep in touch with her.
More than likely, what you'll get when you call is outcall. No "middle man", just you and her. But be prepared to have a room available if all she offers is outcall. Strap it up and hunker down and don't fart when she's rimming you.

Stinky Out

Visited 'Lisa' @ Senina .75 for 1 hr with TS, tipped .50 for HJ, Later in the day walked to Relax from CT (man that is a hike) Seen 'Lily' .40 hr massage then spent another .20 for hr + .40 for HJ, Overall good service , average ladies, would like to find some cute younger girls somewhere else . What is the place just east of Relax on archer? seen a guy come out with a water and Chocolates! I want some fucken Chocolates. Thanks for all the good info on this board.

I Have been to many of the places, I found out that one can get FS, with TS for 100 or so,Most services if they like you ,you get more, I have gotten free Massages, Sometimes I dont get extra,s, I have walked out with out tipping, Most guys dont say anything , let them no you and you will have more fun, If you dont like the massage dont tip. Their are too many places out there,

That would have to be Xindy. More of the same, but sometimes some younger girls. Haven't been to the new Relax since they opened, but I'm sure it's most of the old crew from down the street. I've got water at Xindy's and a couple of the others, but never chocolates....

The only very cute 20 something asian babe in Senina is the owner's daughter. Hence, she is unavailable. The young 20s good looking guy is her boyfriend.

just found this vid that mentions Xindy [url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7438447024847100504[/url]