Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Mikey1004;1309718]You can't rid of me. I'm telling all yall eat me![/QUOTE]If anyone still has the slightest respect for Mikey1004, just view her first 10 or 15 posts. Any trace of respect will be eliminated.

[QUOTE=Bodymore Emdee;1301795]Long time reader, thought it would be a good time to chime in to get thread back on track. Ad said college girl looking for help, she's decent looking w / short hair, picked her up and went to an outdoor spot, I was a little weary of the spot but I went w / it anyways. BBBJ / cfs / cim, damage was $, might repeat if indoors. 7/9/7-slightly rushed and didn't catch all of it. If anyone sees her remember you OBVIOUSLY didn't read about her on here.[/QUOTE]Was it a Towson student I found one on CL as well same routine.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1311259]If anyone still has the slightest respect for Mikey1004, just view her first 10 or 15 posts. Any trace of respect will be eliminated.[/QUOTE]Wow; so one way or another Mikey is in drag. That's so funny. So is Mikey a man posing as an obnoxious woman? Or an obnoxious woman posing as a her own happy customer. The only one it seems?

Either way, this is not the forum for crossdressers. Thanks Horse; good call.

[QUOTE=Ebdawgg; 1311457]Wow; so one way or another Mikey is in drag. That's so funny. So is Mikey a man posing as an obnoxious woman? Or an obnoxious woman posing as a her own happy customer. The only one it seems?

Either way, this is not the forum for crossdressers. Thanks Horse; good call.[/QUOTE]I've had plenty of happy customers. I've had two off here since all the bad reviews and they were happy with me. I asked them to post it on here and one said it wouldn't do any good and that all the other mongers would turn on him. He told me I should just stop replying. But I can and will say anything to anyone I choose. No matter how much you cry like a baby to Mr. Jackson you can't stop me from posting. Have nice day gentlemen.

[QUOTE=Evoman8;1311304]Was it a Towson student I found one on CL as well same routine.[/QUOTE]I believe this one is in Edgewood.

[QUOTE=Mikey1004;1311559]I've had plenty of happy customers. I've had two off here since all the bad reviews and they were happy with me. I asked them to post it on here and one said it wouldn't do any good and that all the other mongers would turn on him. He told me I should just stop replying. But I can and will say anything to anyone I choose. No matter how much you cry like a baby to Mr. Jackson you can't stop me from posting. Have nice day gentlemen.[/QUOTE]This will be my last comment on this whole issue as I will be using the ignore button on this be*tch! I suggest that you guys do the same. Jackson provided the option button for just this purpose. I usually do not let ghetto ass girls pull me down to their gutter level because of the disastrous results. Growing up in a small town called "pafuaba", I saw the results of these ghetto interactions daily. So therefore, I prefer to ignore her before she makes me homesick.

Propilot-Always check your six.

[QUOTE=Propilot; 1313049]This will be my last comment on this whole issue as I will be using the ignore button on this be*tch! I suggest that you guys do the same. Jackson provided the option button for just this purpose. I usually do not let ghetto ass girls pull me down to their gutter level because of the disastrous results. Growing up in a small town called "pafuaba", I saw the results of these ghetto interactions daily. So therefore, I prefer to ignore her before she makes me homesick.

Propilot-Always check your six.[/QUOTE]Who really cares?

Met this provider a couple weeks ago. Offers hydrotherapy in a hot tub. Posts on CL and BP. Claims " executive relaxation" and also being 30. I call bs since she says that she was an exec in the advertising industry for 15 years. Which would mean she was 15 when she started. Looks closer to 40. African American female with a 5 6 face and 6 body. C cup with a nice round ass. Door fee was $.5 and massage was holistic as advertised. Location is close to Wyman park. Got there and was offered water or beer (a nice touch!) and after discussion of massage options took her up on the sugar scrub. Room was dark and scented with sandalwood. When lying on the bed was greeted with a vibration and heating strip as she massage the back. Massage oil has essential oils as aromatherapy, so beware if you don't want to come out with fragrances on you. Massage was very sensual and after the flip was very good. This provider uses a lot of oil. Went to the HE without negotiations and placed my hand on her waist to let me feel her up. As hands wandered told me that topless and nude finishes would be discussed on the second visit. She went on to the HE but used far too much oil for my tastes and could not finish.

Overall a good provider for the massage, but not probably going to visit again.

[QUOTE=BbravensFan;1311594]I believe this one is in Edgewood.[/QUOTE]Her name is Christina. Some times she hosts at her house in Edgewood.

I get a call from a number today that called twice and hung up as soon as I answered. When I called back the recording said it was a disconnected number. Then a few minutes later the same number calls back. When I answer its some guy claiming he got my number from a friend and he wants to know if I can hang out the next day. I questioned him about the number he called from and he couldn't give me an answer. I told him don't call back again but I have no question that that was the police trying to set me up. Why are so many men straight snitches? Always wanting to tell the police when they get mad.

[QUOTE=Mikey1004;1323124]I get a call from a number today that called twice and hung up as soon as I answered. When I called back the recording said it was a disconnected number. Then a few minutes later the same number calls back. When I answer its some guy claiming he got my number from a friend and he wants to know if I can hang out the next day. I questioned him about the number he called from and he couldn't give me an answer. I told him don't call back again but I have no question that that was the police trying to set me up. Why are so many men straight snitches? Always wanting to tell the police when they get mad.[/QUOTE]Please go away.

[QUOTE=Mikey1004;1323124]I get a call from a number today that called twice and hung up as soon as I answered. When I called back the recording said it was a disconnected number. Then a few minutes later the same number calls back. When I answer its some guy claiming he got my number from a friend and he wants to know if I can hang out the next day. I questioned him about the number he called from and he couldn't give me an answer. I told him don't call back again but I have no question that that was the police trying to set me up. Why are so many men straight snitches? Always wanting to tell the police when they get mad.[/QUOTE]I guess when you have a bad attitude and are not very nice to people, you need to look over your shoulder everyday for everyone. Did your parents ever teach you "What goes around, comes around"? For the record, none of us would waste our breath on you and your silly little craigslist posting. You are your own worst enemy, we don't need to help you! I second the request. PLEASE go away.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1323350]Please go away.[/QUOTE]Just got this via PM from Mikey:

Go suck a dick you * ass faggot. Ill say ANYTHING I WANT you *

[QUOTE=Aacountyman; 1324097]Just got this via PM from Mikey:

Go suck a dick you * ass faggot. Ill say ANYTHING I WANT you *[/QUOTE]Hey Mikey, if you want to suck my dick, I'll only charge you $15.

[QUOTE=Mikey1004;1313061]Who really cares?[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Aacountyman; 1324097]Just got this via PM from Mikey:

Go suck a dick you * ass faggot. Ill say ANYTHING I WANT you *[/QUOTE]Interesting combination of quotes from Mikey1004. I get a chuckle every time she posts something. Her life manual must read something like "open mouth, insert foot."

Sorry guys. I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but this is just too good. I sort of hope this prompts her to write something else; I've been working too much and need to laugh more.

I'll wait an hour and check my PM box, she will certainly send me something funny.