2006 Archived General Reports

Mark down this date on you calendar. I have finally redeemed myself. At the same time, I have just broken many of the rules in the in the pussy hunters handbook.

Finally, I have undid a great unjust misadventure. I just got back from getting the most extreme BBBJTC, Full Service, Doggie Style fuck, that I've had in years. From whom, you ask? Why from Elenora, who actually goes by the name of Brittany. Talk about GFE. After she got finished with me, I was breaking all the rules.

Rule #1, Don't fall in love with SW.

Not only did I tell her I loved her, but I asked her to marry me.

Rule#2, Don't over pay SW.

We agreed on $20 for pictures and to negotiate sex later. Later we agreed on another $20 for BJ. After she gave up the pussy without further negotiating, I just laid back and gave her my wallet and pleaded, "take what you want, please leave me enough to get home."

Rule #3, Never let a SW see you cry.

I weeped as I let her go back to the K.

For $60 bucks, that's all I had in my wallet (which is rule 4, never carry more then you are willing to lose), Elenora aka Brittany is by far the best I have had on the K. She is the best all around good time I have had all summer.

Not only did she let me take thirty outside pictures, twice the agreed number, but she gave up the most sizzling GFE proformance at a bargain rate.

I believe that my relationship with her is special because of my technic and her personality, YMMV.

I will post the new pictures of Elenora(aka Brittany) as soon as everyone has voted, the polls have closed and the results posted.

CookyJar

PS: How can you guys be missing this Gem?

I'd like to remind the membership that the poll is still on going. It is near even. While I still have reservations, I intend to abide by the poll results.

Others are currently posting pictures in the general thread. I am the only one who has elected to wait on the poll. Does everyone understand that the new thread will be for everyone. Why not change the name of the new thread now, so there's no missunderstanding later.

CookyJar

Cookyjar reports without pictures is like Corn Flakes without the milk.

Don't let a few babbling jerks affect how you post in here, Cookiejar. Since you've been posting in this Philly thread, I have found a reason to come here more frequently simply because I really enjoy your entertaining and utterly delightful posts. I am not a huge contributor on here, but that doesn't mean I'm not a monerging veteran in Philly. So please keep up the good work. You have many fans here, and I am one of them!

If you are interested in seeing how Philadelphia’s finest tracks prostitution, as in prostitution arrests, check out the Philadelphia Neighborhood Information System (NIS) Crime Base at [url]www.cml.upenn.edu/crime[/url].

Under Data View – Maps, chose the map type (I suggest “Standard Deviation” and “10” as the # of Classes. Then select how you want the map structured, i.e. by Councilman District, Police District, Neighborhood, etc. Under Category, select “Other” and hit “Next”. That will bring up “Choose a Data Element”. Scroll down to “2005, Prostitution” and hit “Next’. This will bring up a nice map showing where all the prostitution arrests were made in 2005.

Obviously, where prostitutes are arrested, there must be prostitutes. You all deserve a special thanks for contributing your tax dollars to such a noble cause.

[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Cookyjar reports without pictures is like Corn Flakes without the milk.[/QUOTE]I think what Loop may have been trying to say is that if you are real hungry and have nothing better to eat then dry corn flakes, that's ok. But it sure would be nice to have some milk to go with the flakes.

At least that's what I hope he's saying. LOL

CookyJar

A bit on the thin side. Janie was a nice find. She was sitting on the EL steps at Huntingdon and K ave, around 7:30 or 8:00pm. A cute face on a thin frame. She was clean except for a few needle marks which she concealed well. She was a bit hype but still handled herself well. Good average talents, sexy attitude and I would see her again. She really got into the pictures saying afterwards that she'd had fun. No rush during the BBBJ but she stopped a couple of times to rest. She's a spitter. Looks: around a 7-, if you like the thin girls, which I do. Proformance: maybe a 5 or 6 - I think she was not her regular self. She did calm down a little after the picture part was done. She started to get hype again during the BJ. Because her attitude was nice and we got along great, having a few laughs on the way back - I'd definitely do her again and next time I'd try the pussy.

CookyJar

Anyone have a report the girl in Runnow's report in the brown mini?

She looks really good and I'm thinking about returning to the K after a long drought for her, just wanted to see if there was any intel first if she is worth it.

This is my 1st pic posting, I hope it works.

Did a little recon to see what was out around 7pm Thursday nite. Found girl1 near the DD. She walked down the K and then sat on some doorsteps to pick at her feet near Venango. She said her name was Jody or Lory.

Girl2 walking down K from A - Lehigh. Along the way met girl3 near Cambria. Girl3 had a tatoo on the right side of her neck - chinese characters ( translated means LOVE HURTS ).

Happy

lol, yeah Cj, the analogy wasn't great, I just wanted to use that old school Oran Juice Jones line. "That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat... "

I just feel that when you post a report where you took pictures during the session, it would be that much better to see the pics with the report. Your reports ar good without the pics, but we're so use to your report-with-pics style of posting.

Photo threads are for old photos or photos with no report.

Met and dated Alice whom I think has been mentioned both earlier this month and last year. Strawberry blonde of medium height and build, attractive face; actually the cleanest and most attractive SW I've ever seen on the Ave. Her face reminded me strongly of Dyanna Lauren, which was nice. Friendly, articulate and clean. She is a recovering heroin user. Service and attitude great. No digits but she hangs around with a guy in a wheelchair.

Gareth

[QUOTE=Happy Lenny]

Girl3 had a tatoo on the right side of her neck - chinese characters ( translated means LOVE HURTS ).[/QUOTE]

That's what she THINKS it means , H·L

From the Providence , Rhode Island Board =

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]

She's tall , thin and currently has long wavy magenta red hair . And multiple tattoos , including = a dark blue 'tear·drop' at the corner of her left eye ; 'JORDAN' on her left arm ; another name on her neck ; and a complex Chinese character on the back of her hand

I asked her what it meant and she said it was her kid's "initials" , although how one character could be plural initials apparently hadn't occured to her and I didn't have the heart to tell her it was the Cantonese Chinese character for [i]" Potting Soil "[/i]

[ this happens all the time to people who get Asian character tattoos = see [URL]http://hanzismatter.com/[/URL] ]

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[QUOTE=Happy Lenny]This is my 1st pic posting, I hope it works.

Did a little recon to see what was out around 7pm Thursday nite. Found girl1 near the DD. She walked down the K and then sat on some doorsteps to pick at her feet near Venango. She said her name was Jody or Lory.

Girl2 walking down K from A - Lehigh. Along the way met girl3 near Cambria. Girl3 had a tatoo on the right side of her neck - chinese characters ( translated means LOVE HURTS ).

Happy[/QUOTE]

Girl one is in fact Jody. Pretty decent gal, O.K. body under the clothes and good unrushed service. Works for Abdul..

[QUOTE=Cookyjar]Why me? What am I doing that's so bad?

Here is the funny parts. If I get caught doing what I do, I'd be out of a job the next day, if my employer gets wind of it. My family will disown me. My friends will stop speaking. I'd be a laughing stock, and a outcast. Preachers all over the city will pearch a sermom about me. I'd have to move to another city and start mongering all over again.

Meanwhile my misdemeanor has followed me every where I've gone. Years of hard work down the drain, why? Because I let a SW get into my car or someone copied down my tags.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]

This is the kind of stuff that I would like to learn more about. I often take the stroll, but am easily scared off at the briefest sighting of Uncle Leo or seemingly attractive ladies heavily marked by their lifestyle. Never considered that the locals would be playing a supporting roll like the old French Underground.

I did pick up one once, long time ago in a galaxy far away, in another city. She practically threw herself into my car at a stoplight and it all happened soo quickly, I didn't have time to get nervous. Wound up being a rewarding experience, but have sticked to the AMP's and MP's since. That works well if the funds are available, but you loose the thrill of the hunt.

I realize that this might be a real downer to the momentum on the board, maybe this would be better handled through PM's or perhaps on a new board all together?

Good move Guthrie, I picked her up a while back and got a BBBJ but I did not pay 60. But that was what she wanted. Also she was from NJ and after the deed was done she want to spark up in my car. She has some Tat's and wanted to be called Angel. I don't know if it the same SW but it sure sounds like her and I picked he up around the same place. By the way I will NEVER pick her up again.


[QUOTE=Guthrie]Picked up Angelina or Angeline near Little Lou's around 11pm.
Black hair, Hot body, Italian WSW.
Got in and imediately tried to adjust the A/C. Strike 1.
Told me the only place that she would go is a hotel room on RT 73 in NJ.
Strike 2. Wanted 60 for head and 150 for both. Strike 3.
Drove back to LL to drop her off. Never saw before. Stay away.[/QUOTE]