Tried to see this provider the another night
Monger budget is slim to non existent so I specialize in budget providers.
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Called at midnight, she sounded wide awake. Get there at 12:25pm and call no answer. Text and she answers back after 10min to ask if I'm there. I call and she says I took took long so I have to wait. No problem, I was on the verge of being drunk and I'm patient. 30 min later as I waste time by sipping, nada. Text and get no answer. Walking and I see a middle aged chick obviously drunk trying to get into a big white van and cursing. She was leaning on hood of the van, and started to slip. I caught her and stood her up straight. She said "can I have a dollar, I need a beer". Informed her that she looks like she had enough beers already. I was still in help a civilian mode to gain good karma. She was wearing a sun dress and informs me she is currently homesless and usually crashes in the van but the dude who owns it was not in it. As she's talking she pulls one of her tits out the sundress and asks if I want to have a good time. As her tit is exposed and she is barely able to stand a cop car cruises by. Thankfully they just keep rolling. Monger instincts kicked in, we tried a few buildings but could not find a spot. 3rd time was the charm, she just punched every buzzer in the building and somebody buzzed us in. Went one flight down to basement level and she started blowing me, then tried to get me to fuck. Told her no rubbers (and I wouldn't fuck her if I had a titanium sheeth around my johnson). She said "it's cool, I'm clean". Yeah I passed, told her keep blowing. Found a chair, sat her in it and pile drived & face fucked. Shot in her mouth, she cursed and spit it out. Super lives in basement apartment, he came out in his draws to see what the noise was as we were leaving. Sorry to disturb you sleep dude. Looked in my wallet and gave her $10. Didn't even catch her name. Monger gods looked out for me.