Strip Club Reports

Decided to head out to Washington Park in the afternoon to check out the spots. I avoid wiseguys. They're a little too cold for my tastes, and as much as I love seeing Cara (or Kyra), attitude in a club is very important.

First stop was C-mowes. Three ladies. None were above a 3 or 4. This was late afternoon, too, when the day shifters make decent money. There was also one customer. So, I paid for an overpriced water and waited for a few to see what happened. No one new showed up, so I split.

Dollies was the next stop. They have sign on the door saying that they're closed for remodeling. Good. Maybe they'll clean that crack pipe smell out of the bathroom.

I swung by Blondies to see if Kya was there (young, stacked jersey girl). The bartender said that she was running late and would be there in an hour. One other lady there. The older dumpy looking chick from Chameleon Club. Not my tastes.

Then, went to Miss Kitty's and chatted with [Bolt-on] Ashley again. She's fun to talk to. There were a shitload of girls in there, and a decent amount of customers. I know that mileage is short in there, so I buy Ashley a drink and said later (she was due up on stage). It's always good to keep the door open to possibilities.

That evening after work, I went by City Lights. I had been there once before and found the selection limited. Same thing this time. Got an HJ for $0.5 from a thick blonde girl that I had seen in there before. Can't remember her name, but she has a friendly smile and nice boobs. She's a little skiddish, so the HJ is always a little less than inspired, but she does okay.

A little disappointed in the day. Probably should've gone back to see Kya at Blondie's, but I was tired and I'm poor, so it was probably for the best.

-T

Does anyone know the story on Dollies?

Are they really remodeling or?

[QUOTE=KC Questor]Harley works day shift, so it wouldn't have been too early. She is usually there Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, but sometimes Friday as well. She is worth the visit.[/QUOTE]I was there between 1:00 and 2:00 pm on Wednesday.

[QUOTE=Muffin Lover]Does Jess still work there? Very tall (6ft? or close) thin redhead. Worked dayshift?

Newbie Just wondering.[/QUOTE]

Jess, primarly moved over to PTs Brooklyn during the day. She is the same as ever but since her phone broke she no longer calls me daily (first and last time I ever get dumb enough to give out my personal cell#).

I was busy late March

PTs Brooklyn
Likely my current favorite hang out. During the day everything is on the menu (YMMV of course). Typical is 100 BJ, 200 FS upstairs in their private booths. You will have to pay the 10$ fee to go upstairs. Not all girls do the BJ or FS but with very little prodding you will figure out what each one offers or does not offer. A few think they are expensive call girls or try to get you to the "break the bank" bedroom dance. Don't do it.

Spring a low 40's great body awesome bolt ons will take good care of you. Just do not let her your put your guy into her privates without a top. I pulled mine away. I am not 100% she would have stuck it in but it very much seemed like it which scared the crap out of me.

I allegedly got a "first" ever BJ from a younger girl there. She seemed nervous enough. I would share her name but I need permission for that.

Roxy's
Lap dances are private, 2 of the five ladies I spoke with offered extra fun. I chose not to participate as I was heading back to Wash Park to try my luck.

Dollies
Before the remodeling, HJ was common and most anything is negotiable although I have not found any girl I am interested in working there in quite some time, plus the place is in dire need of fumigation.

CMOWEs
I heard Kara moved to there from Wise guys (on this board) so anything goes and I got an HJ from an older blonde for 50$ ... it was late and I was out of options.

Wise Guys
Day girls HJ can be had from most I have talked to, night well I tried to get whisper, a dark haired short very attractive young lady with bolt ons to do more but she said no but knew who would. So late at night tip her some and ask she will point you to the right person for FS. No mystery really once you hang out there for a while.

MK's
I have not been there in quite a while. I need to hit the lottery so I can make it back there and everywhere else I want to go.

Was in the Park on a early Thursday evening a few weeks ago. Had never been before, but after lurking in these forums for awhile and reading all the many adventures you guys have had, I figured I'd check a couple of the places out.

Went to Blondies first. There were 2 older guys (looked like bar regulars) sitting at the bar when I walked in. Got a beer from the bartender and she told me to go back by the stages and a girl would accomodate me. I walked back into the dance area and I was the only person in there aside from a black dancer stretched out asleep on the chair. Then another dancer (skinny, white, middle aged) told me to sit down with her which I did. We made small talk for a bit and she told me the fun was to be had in the back room. She didn't particularly fit my taste (I prefer the black girls and was hoping for the other one to wake up) so I just declined and asked if there were any other girls in the place. She said some would come dance on the stage soon, but after I finished my beer and I didn't see another girl or person in the place I decided to try my luck somewhere else.

Went to Wiseguys. There was a dancer sitting at the bar and one on stage with 2 guys sitting nearby, and a bartender/manager guy behind the bar. Other than that, not a soul in the place. I sat at the bar waiting to see if some other dancers would come out. The girl at the bar sat next to me and asked if I wanted a private. She was drinking a mixed drink and seemed extremely intoxicated, could barely get her words out. I said I just got there and was gonna wait a bit. She just sat there staring at me, and then eventually plopped her head right into my lap. At first I thought she passed out, but then I realized that was her ploy to get me in the private area. So I agreed to go. As we walked to the private area (which is a wide open area elevated a little off the dance floor) she could barely walk up there. We got there and She proceeded to give a half assed lapdance and began undoing my pants and gave me a great offer. But as sloppy drunk as she appeared, and being in the open (the manager/guy kept walking around) and still wanting to see what other girls would be in the place, I told her I wasn't into it just yet, maybe in awhile. She then proclaimed how insulted she was and that she'd never been insulted like that before in her life. I assured her I wasn't trying to insult her, paid her for the dance with a tip. After that, I decided I'd better scoot on out of the place. I think I'll try back there again some other time, because obviously extras are available.

I then tried out CMowes. Couple of hefty girls there, none to my liking. I sat at the stage for a few dances. Had a drink and then left.

I was really impressed with how nice both CMowes and Wiseguys were. Both seemed really clean and well kept establishments. I wasn't really expecting that. Probably should have took the offer I got at Wiseguys, but was thinking I might find something a little better. I still had a good night checking out all these places that I've only read about here on the forums. I'd like to check out a Soft Touch because I'm really into the black girls, but I haven't really read anything recent about it. Wasn't sure how well a white guy would be accepted there. I've been to Bottoms Up before and had no problems, but wasn't sure if A Soft Touch was the same.

Hey Guys,

Thinking about coming to check-out the WP scene this Saturday, since my woman is going to be out of town. I have not hit the scene since October so where are the best places to hit on a Saturday afternoon and what ladies are good at what they do. I am looking to have a good time, maybe at one or more of the clubs. So give me a little guiding as I know a couple of the guaranteed spots, Chameleon and Dollies, are not open.

[QUOTE=Big0008]I was there between 1:00 and 2:00 pm on Wednesday.[/QUOTE]
Well then you may have been too early, I guess. Girls do show up late for their shifts occasionally. Or they don't show up at all. One manager friend of mine always refers to it as [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8]herding cats[/url].

Went to Wash. Park Thurs. Found dollies open. Had been closed due to a minor electrical fire, new flooring and improved bathrooms seemed to be the extent of the remodeling. Eight girls about the same quality as in the past.

[QUOTE=KC Questor]Well then you may have been too early, I guess. Girls do show up late for their shifts occasionally. Or they don't show up at all. One manager friend of mine always refers to it as [url=http://youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8]herding cats[/url].[/QUOTE]

Strippers, particularity drug using strippers are not known for being on time. It is one of the major headaches of managing a strip club.

[QUOTE=Dmann]Went to Wash. Park Thurs. Found dollies open. Had been closed due to a minor electrical fire, new flooring and improved bathrooms seemed to be the extent of the remodeling. Eight girls about the same quality as in the past.[/QUOTE]
Those items definitively needed it.

No improvements to the private area?

Started off at Miss Kitty's. I gotta stop going to this place. Nothing too exciting. I sat at the stage while a dancer(Moet) was telling a guy that 2 dances in the back would run him .75 . I think the guy was seeing how much trouble that he could get into or just pulling her chain. None of the other girls there looked remotely interested in doing privates.

I thought that they didn't offer extras in the back that is why they have fired girls and run off others.

Left after about an hour and hit C-mowes. I found Bobby,Desire and 3 others, including the hefty one with the saggy tits. I took some stagetime with Bobby and Desire. Nice bolt-on fun bags on both of them. Lots of fondling. Got a private with Desire. It was nice, a good .80 well spent. She was surprised that MK doesn't offer FS. I don't see how if they are always watching them for any extra activities. I would like to go back but like others have said that back area leaves no privacy and only room for 2 at a time. It would be interesting if you could talk one of the girls into the bathroom and bypass the .1 to the house for the private area.

Went back to WP last week.

Started at Wiseguys. Three black dancers, two with decent bodies, the other was a bit chubby. Three white dancers. One with great boobs, one very skinny, the third reminded me of that woman in the peanut commercial. WOOF! The girl with great boobs kept giving privates to the retirees and never went on the stage. Maybe some other time.

Went to Miss Kitty's. No Ashley on Tuesday. Good mix of dancers. Four different women offered me a HJ using thier boobs as painting targets. All four were rubbing my crotch and getting Mr. Happy interested. The last one offered that if I would wash my hands good, I could FIV while she entertained Mr. Happy.

Price quotes ran from $60 to $75. Politely declined, but that last one sounded interesting.

Don't quite understand that place. Some girls say none of that goes on there. Others are very open about it?

Would like to arrange more than just a whack job. But no one was offering. Any one get more than a HJ there?

Thanks

Southern Illinois and western Kentucky suck and not in a good way. Been in the area for way too long. Quite boring. If anyone know of any action let me know. Decided to come up to the St Louis burbs for some weekend fun.

First stop was Blondies. Had not been there before. I was the only patron. A Blonde girl, a bit on the heavy side and brunette old and worn out and the even older bar tender were there.

Asked if it was strip club. was told girls will do bikini dances if there are customers. Picked the blonde. Learned her name was Kia.

While getting a very personal lap dance, was told real fun was in the back. Took her up on the offer. Ever thing was on the table except fro anal. Said she is always there. Good not so clean fun.

Was expended and went to spend the night doing some less fun stuff and spent it in the area.

Came back on Sunday. they were closed. Decided to hot C-mores. again not too busy 4 girls one I did not notice at first since she was asleep on stage. Thought she was a pile fo stuff. All were a it on the plus side.

Wound up befriending the cutest of the four. A blonde named Tasha, cuteface but a bit of a gut. She took me back for a private that was better value than money than the one at Blondies. Said she was 37 looked about 5-7 years younger. Claimed that management was ignorant of all back room happenings. I'll believe that right after I beleive Bill Clinton did not know a blow job was sex.

Back to southern Illinois and no fun for who knows how long.

Started out at PTs brooklyn as usual most of what a man would want is on the menu during the day. Prices are a bit high IMO. Common to hear 100HJ double that for additional fun. Frankly I was annoyed at the pushiness and left.

Stopped by Roxys ..... not much today that interested me.

Went to Wise Guys
Russian girl there very pretty face a bit thick. Her second day. Boys if BBJCIM is your thing she is your girl. I think for WGs she is a bit too open however and will likely find herself fired but get it while it lasts. I left it as I am more of an HJ kind of guy and did not trust the little guy to keep her fine lips away from him. I was actually going to see legacy but she was not working tonight.

Dollies
Is open again. Same low quality. The club however was much cleaner than before. I almost did not feel the need to soak myself in lysol after my very short stay.

I planned on a trip to MKs but the wife called and I had to go back to pretending I was at work.



I am looking for a girl and maybe you mongers can help me out. Two weeks ago Oliva former of Crystal Palace started at PT Roxys on a Sat. I was one of her first private dances there. By gawd I thought I struck gold. She is 5' large bolt ons and likes to kiss. She took very good care of me in the private area by sheer dancing skill. However she has like many dancers moved on already and quickly I might add. So if you happen to meet her please PM me the location as I would like to renew her acquaintance.