Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SeaHawks22;6349058]Hit the Wharf as a walk-in trying to get Kiki. No luck she's booked Solid with appointments. Tiffany was available and gave her a try. Great massage but she kept answering the door. My 45 minutes went over an hour with all the start and stops. She also decided to negotiate / up sell mid stroke, which I didn't appreciate. The extra time made my meter expire and I got to ticket to boot! Probably won't go back without setting up appointment with Kiki in advance.[/QUOTE]If by Kiki you mean the mamasan, that is pretty sad if she is booked.

Tiffany has all the romance of a step sister studying to be a nun. Kind of a dumpy body, and way too "you all right baby" and "you got such big cock honey" -.

The only girls there worth it are Dora and Yuyu and maybe Cynthia, she is the poorman's Dora.

As for a ticket, you must not be from the westside. If there ever is free parking you take it even if you have to walk. There is free parking at the parking lot on Broxton and Wilshire, not 200 meters from the wharf. Unless you are a fat monger who bangs hot young Asians on Sawtelle, you can walk. Not sure if you can park in the back of wharf.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6349460]If by Kiki you mean the mamasan, that is pretty sad if she is booked.

Tiffany has all the romance of a step sister studying to be a nun. Kind of a dumpy body, and way too "you all right baby" and "you got such big cock honey" -.

The only girls there worth it are Dora and Yuyu and maybe Cynthia, she is the poorman's Dora.

As for a ticket, you must not be from the westside. If there ever is free parking you take it even if you have to walk. There is free parking at the parking lot on Broxton and Wilshire, not 200 meters from the wharf. Unless you are a fat monger who bangs hot young Asians on Sawtelle, you can walk. Not sure if you can park in the back of wharf.[/QUOTE]No worries. They told me they have a spot.

[QUOTE=Domino727;6350926]No worries. They told me they have a spot.[/QUOTE]Did you park in back of Dora?

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6351093]Did you park in back of Dora?[/QUOTE]But she did let me feel her naked ass. As smooth as a GOP congressman.

But she told me no prodding with my fingers down her ass crack.

But I have the feeling that with just the right amount of benjis, she will "crack".

[QUOTE=Domino727;6351562]But she did let me feel her naked ass. As smooth as a GOP congressman.

But she told me no prodding with my fingers down her ass crack.

But I have the feeling that with just the right amount of benjis, she will "crack".[/QUOTE]Did she give you any idea of her schedule or of the meaning of those terrible tattoos.

I wharfed it over the weekend.

The staff was Susan, Kiki, and Yuyu.

When I walked in Kiki was sitting down with a fuck who looked like former VP pence, I guess he was pissed off that sasabune was closed and wanted some of that chinchilla meat that was being cooked by the staff.

I asked for Yuyu. I have no idea why, but I think Kiki likes me and she ushered me in to meet with my hot young asian Yuyu. She did not even collect a fee.

I bumped into Yuyu and I was so confused from the blood rushing to my groin, I barely could choose between room 2 or 3. I entered room 3 and in a major break of protocol, handed Yu yu the 40 door fee.

I proceeded to get undressed and although I made record time, Yuyu barged in just as my dick broke free of my chonies. I asked her to come back in a second. I then proceeded to get face down and yelled, come and get it in Chinese.

She came in and noted that I had not seen her in a long time. She asked soft medium or hard and I said I just wanted her to be gentle to my crack. She took off the towel, and it was game on.

There was no massage and I have already noted that on my yelp review. She did not use oil on my back and simply caressed my balls like she was making garlic knots. She grabbed my penor from underneath until I was so hard that my dick touched the center of the earth.

I turned over, she still wore a mask, and this time did not take off any clothes. But her dick work and anal teasing was spectacular. She went slow, she juggled my balls and knew not to insert her entire arm up my shitter.

She said that I was hard and as I neared closer to the end, I let the expletives fly. I was like oh fuck and ah fuck and um fuck.

And then she started, and it was not you so strong superman, no, this was real shit you know what I am saying. She said you going to fucken cum and you want to fuck and you are fucking hard. She did not stop until I had to call the obscenity monitor.

I was properly drained and gave her 100.

She is only there on the weekends. Next time I am going to bring some toys.

[QUOTE=DasBunka;6342453]I can second what BC said. Natalie is solid and May is worth a try as well. She has 2 days off during the week and not tall. Darker complexion with nice tits and great nips. I also tried Ava who is decent looking but terrible attitude and service. Personally, not a fan of Jenny either.[/QUOTE]Wish I'd seen your comment earlier. Tried the place this weekend amidst the heavy storm and only Ava was available. Decent body, natural B-cups with a tight ass. Supposedly 26-30. Passable back-walking skills but nothing fancy. Horrible attitude when it comes to extra. Quoted me 300 for CFS. So no thank you.

Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6355433]Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?[/QUOTE]Supposedly that hole in the wall on Lincoln near the dominos pizza does FS. I went there once and I thought the place was going to collapse if the girl's pussy farted.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6355518]Supposedly that hole in the wall on Lincoln near the dominos pizza does FS. I went there once and I thought the place was going to collapse if the girl's pussy farted.[/QUOTE]Is that the one near the car wash?

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6356168]Is that the one near the car wash?[/QUOTE]I think there is only one. It is literally this place on the east side of Lincoln, I think just before Washington? It is like buried between two businesses. It was granny shack and mask central when I went.

OK. I am going on namenda. I hit wharf last night looking for Dora and her tight ass.

Bella instead took them and claimed she saw me before.

Bella is not bad. But man, I just can't remember if I saw her.

She had a c section scar I think.

[QUOTE=IAmGib1;6355433]Does anyone frequent any Thai AMPs that also provide FS? LA or SFV?[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoshXY1N-40[/URL]

Not sure if they give you a water on the way out.

I drove by this place today in Atwater (between Los Feliz and Glendale). Has anyone ever visited? Anyone have any Intel?

OK, this is the list of girls, I think, at the nerve center of the MP universe:

1. Dora. A jedi. Actually is 26. Has the best nipples since coco at the finger. Has some nonsense tats. Likely works wednesdays. Hotter than any of the drek on sawtelle. Literally a hot young asian.

2. Yu Yu. A jedi. Age unknown. Titties unknown. Slim as a cigarette. Hard body. Wears a mask, will talk dirty. Looks like her ass is as tight as a lug nut on a rusted 65 chevy. Just like pie.

3. Bella. Slightly less size nipples than dora. The orange hair girl. May have a c secion scar. Has a Bush.

4. cynthia. Poor man's dora. Older a bit. Fine tits.

5. coco. I think she is good, I am thinking she has a bit of a tough face, but nice long hair and lean body.

6. tiffany. Just meat. Clinically acceptable. Nice tits.

7. Kiki. Mamasan and VP of supply chain management, meaning she cooks the squirrel meat and kimche. This is a good one for you old farts. She must be close to 40. Looks like she may give head.

8. susan. A diversity hire.

To my knowledge, there is nothing here more than handjobs and under the clothes.