Strip Club Reports

So sick of people posting that they dreamed they went to a strip club and such and such happened. Has anyone ever been prosecuted for claiming they had sex with a stripper on a message board? I mean come on. Stop it people.

[QUOTE=Vip11;3055619]What would a Kelly Clarkson look alike striper rank in the looks department.[/QUOTE]Without the voice, about a 2. Have you seen her lately? Whatever floats YOUR boat. I'm more a Miley Cyrus fan.

[QUOTE=BigPuffDaddy;3055745]So sick of people posting that they dreamed they went to a strip club and such and such happened. Has anyone ever been prosecuted for claiming they had sex with a stripper on a message board? I mean come on. Stop it people.[/QUOTE]Agree! Why bother with saying that "I had a dream" unless you are MLK? Everyone knows what goes on. The same for not naming the "dancer's" names. They know what they are and what they do, so do we.

Hey guys, I'm normally a central part of the state guy, but I was thinking of heading to the D. I see a lot of reports about other clubs but a friend recommended players. How do they stack up?

[QUOTE=RyanGle28;3056742]Hey guys, I'm normally a central part of the state guy, but I was thinking of heading to the D. I see a lot of reports about other clubs but a friend recommended players. How do they stack up?[/QUOTE]I find dayshift the best IMHO. Cheap beer and no VIP tax, but you have valet. If you like MILF types, no place better for the value.

[QUOTE=RyanGle28;3056742]Hey guys, I'm normally a central part of the state guy, but I was thinking of heading to the D. I see a lot of reports about other clubs but a friend recommended players. How do they stack up?[/QUOTE]Players is good as any. Everyone has their spot. All have good days and not so good days. All have good girls and not so good girls. Decide for yourself.

[QUOTE=LazyDog;3055862]Without the voice, about a 2. Have you seen her lately? Whatever floats YOUR boat. I'm more a Miley Cyrus fan.[/QUOTE]You must have missed the photos of Miley over a year ago when she wad growing her armpit hair out and dyeing it different colors.

[QUOTE=Weezon;3056765]Players is good as any. Everyone has their spot. All have good days and not so good days. All have good girls and not so good girls. Decide for yourself.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the input. This board has me leaning towards HenryVIII or BTs.

[QUOTE=PolishTheTurd;3056767]You must have missed the photos of Miley over a year ago when she wad growing her armpit hair out and dyeing it different colors.[/QUOTE]You're right. I missed those. Thankfully.

However, this may sway you and the forum readership. LOL.

[QUOTE=RyanGle28;3056773]Appreciate the input. This board has me leaning towards HenryVIII or BTs.[/QUOTE]BTs Dearborn. Be cool and do not upset the pricing us Mongers have established. $ or so with the troll fee should work.

Be safe and have fun!

[QUOTE=HapHunter;3056950]BTs Dearborn. Be cool and do not upset the pricing us Mongers have established. $ or so with the troll fee should work.

Be safe and have fun![/QUOTE]Of course. Delicate ecosystems must be preserved and protected.

Went to the Colosseum a few weeks ago. Was either a Friday or Saturday night, anyways there was a dancer there who was a bodybuilder, kind of pushy for a dance and I didn't bite. Anybody ever had her? Wondering what I can expect or if its worth it. She was about 5'11' big into MMA fighting, I think she had blonde hair light brown skin. Thanks guys.

[QUOTE=RyanGle28;3056742]Hey guys, I'm normally a central part of the state guy, but I was thinking of heading to the D. I see a lot of reports about other clubs but a friend recommended players. How do they stack up?[/QUOTE]I like Players it will be closing soon for remodeling I have had good I pretty much no bad from conversation but have been surprised.

Sounds like you met Mike. Mike is not from the Tribe of Abraham, he's from the Tribe of Mohammed. Chip is the nighttime manager, he's a good guy and spends some time erasing Mike's mistakes Mike is definitely not a good guy. It's easier to solve Rubik's Cube than to try to figure out how he's still employed there. The bouncers there are actually ok and professional.

This was nearly two years ago. The doorman was huge and had a short pony tail, but I don't know if it was real or part of the costume. This happened in the afternoon I'd say around 3 or 4 and the manager was not in costume. Wouldn't recognize him if I saw him. Wouldn't recognize the doorman unless I ran into him there. I've actually never been back. Just left a bad taste in my mouth and I usually stay in Dearborn so if I head that way I end up at Players or The Coli.

[QUOTE=TimP14;3057256]Sounds like you met Mike. Mike is not from the Tribe of Abraham, he's from the Tribe of Mohammed. Chip is the nighttime manager, he's a good guy and spends some time erasing Mike's mistakes Mike is definitely not a good guy. It's easier to solve Rubik's Cube than to try to figure out how he's still employed there. The bouncers there are actually ok and professional.

This was nearly two years ago. The doorman was huge and had a short pony tail, but I don't know if it was real or part of the costume. This happened in the afternoon I'd say around 3 or 4 and the manager was not in costume. Wouldn't recognize him if I saw him. Wouldn't recognize the doorman unless I ran into him there. I've actually never been back. Just left a bad taste in my mouth and I usually stay in Dearborn so if I head that way I end up at Players or The Coli.[/QUOTE]I've never had any problems with any of the guys, you give them 10 for a table and they get to know you, they will make sure you are having a good time. And be polite, say, thank you, etc.