Strip Club Reports

I forgot to mention. This smoking hot cute little blonde named Alexandria was there. She has great curves, great ass, great tits, sassy little attitude. Total porn star look especially with her eye makeup. Kind of had that Katie Morgan look, but more cute and girl next door. Anyways, I just had my VIP fun and my budget was used up, but I prodded and got some info. She does escort work, said something like $500 an hour, or $400 each for 2 hours if I recall. I told her that I will stick to the club, and then said that its $300. I asked what does that include, and she said "I'm open. " Now I didn't negotiate, but that's the name of the game, and I would have to think that some more amicable pricing can be agreed upon. If anyone has seen her, or sees her in the future let me know how things go. If I was able to go a few round for a solid 20-30 minutes, I would jump at $200 for such a dream.

Went to coli a few times in the past couple weeks. Had some good times. Usually go an hour or two before day ends. Usually 15-20+ girls on weekday day / nights.

There are a few who don't do extras. But Jordon, a spinner AA, was easily the best experience I've had there. 10/10. Would really recommend. $. 5 - for cfs.

Mariah, a hot blonde was pretty ok.

A blonde that was on drugs offered me bbfscim which I declined. I know some of you mongers might be into that. Pm for more info.

I think her name was Hailey. Pretty and petite brunette. I think she was either 19 or 20. Not much else was in the club for a weekday night. Hailey was definitely the hottest one working that night. Tight ass. Small, firm tits. We did some fingering followed by BBBJCIM. Girl was a total porn star. Swallowed every drop and kept on licking with amazing eye contact. Dropped 1. 5 on her but it was worth it. She said she only works maybe once a month so good luck nailing this one down.

On a bit of a whim I stopped in at Landing Strip this afternoon (BT's has been my go-to club for many of my visits to the D) and I was very pleasantly surprised! First of all I found one of my ATFs from BT's at LS (Lana, now known as Selena, is a petite bit of Columbian dynamite) along with Fancy also from BT's. These ladies shared with me that about 10 dancers have left BT's for LS and that one of the bartenders and the manager (Brian) have also left. It would appear that some folks got fed up with the owner's greedier ways. I know when they decided to charge me for water (with an adult beverage), I let them know it would be the last time that happens.

So, LS is much smaller club but is very nice and clean. Everyone appears to understand what customer service is. The VIP area is very nice, nicer than BT's. Valet parking is mandatory but I don't know if it is enforced and the neighborhood seemed nice enough, at least in the afternoon. Call drinks seemed to be about $1 more.

Bottom-line is that I will gladly return to LS.

Stay safe.

CB.

So, on my way home from being out and about, I thought I'd stop into H8S, get a drink and see's who's working. Wow! Did I ever get a shock! In all of the years that I've been going to this club, this was easily the worst lineup of dancers that I've ever seen. It was so bad, my wallet locked up on its own!

Odyssey (thick black girl with a very large ass), Ripoff Natalie, Hope (thin body, nice girl but not very attractive facially) and two heavy set bleached blonde girls. One, I didn't get the name of but it seems to me that she's been there before. Very plain faced, freckles, smaller tits, in addition to a large, flabby ass.

The other girl was Heather. I'd never seen Heather before and with any luck, I'll never see her again. Honestly, I'm surprised that even Henry's would allow someone who looked like that work there. Heather is cartoonishly unattractive. Bleached blonde, very obese, large face that contained small facial features (as in, her head was far too large for her face) large tits and an awkwardly small ass for her body - complete with some kind of small tattoo on one of her butt cheek. If you watch Orange is the new black, imagine the character Nicky about 60 pounds heavier with bad makeup and sloppy. Heather is a dancer that you'd want to tip to have her put her clothes back on.

I'd been there may 15-20 minutes and the DJ said she would be up next song. I saw her waddling out of the dressing room, she saw me and came over. If there's one thing I hate to see, it's someone who's sloppy drunk and she was. So, as soon as she walks up next to me, she starts rubbing on me. Immediately, I tell her that I'm going to be leaving after I finish my drink. She goes on to tell me that she's drunk and has been there since 11:30, also mentioning that they begged her to stay over from day shift. She continues to ramble on about how she can speak multiple languages, what a good dancer she is and how I don't know what I'm missing. She also reminds me that I'm in a strip club with a bunch of drunk bitches.

For anyone who was watching, it had to be readily apparently that I was visibly uncomfortable with her. Still, I was trying not to be rude to her but all I can think to myself is "please, let this song be over, so she has to go on stage and leave me alone". Finally, it was. She left to go on stage and I just left. I sure as hell didn't want her coming back over to bother me when she was done. Really, it didn't matter though, because I was going to leave regardless. There was no one I was even remotely interested in seeing.

It's hard to believe that H8's has hit rock bottom. Because just when you think it can't get worse, it does. Still, with a lineup like tonight, they would have been better off just being closed.

I'm amazed at the difference in the club now vs about six or seven years ago. There was a time when this club was hopping on day and night shifts with reasonably attractive, good performers. You could go at any time and find someone worthwhile to take to the back room. Now, the VIP area is FAR better, yet it's much harder to actually find someone that you want to spend money on to take back there.

Anyone go to VIP with Nirvana at Coli? Just wondering what she offers.

[QUOTE=Incognito1234;3039353]So, on my way home from being out and about, I thought I'd stop into H8S, get a drink and see's who's working. Wow! Did I ever get a shock! In all of the years that I've been going to this club, this was easily the worst lineup of dancers that I've ever seen. It was so bad, my wallet locked up on its own!

Odyssey (thick black girl with a very large ass), Ripoff Natalie, Hope (thin body, nice girl but not very attractive facially) and two heavy set bleached blonde girls. One, I didn't get the name of but it seems to me that she's been there before. Very plain faced, freckles, smaller tits, in addition to a large, flabby ass.

The other girl was Heather. I'd never seen Heather before and with any luck, I'll never see her again. Honestly, I'm surprised that even Henry's would allow someone who looked like that work there. Heather is cartoonishly unattractive. Bleached blonde, very obese, large face that contained small facial features (as in, her head was far too large for her face) large tits and an awkwardly small ass for her body - complete with some kind of small tattoo on one of her butt cheek. If you watch Orange is the new black, imagine the character Nicky about 60 pounds heavier with bad makeup and sloppy. Heather is a dancer that you'd want to tip to have her put her clothes back on.

I'd been there may 15-20 minutes and the DJ said she would be up next song. I saw her waddling out of the dressing room, she saw me and came over. If there's one thing I hate to see, it's someone who's sloppy drunk and she was. So, as soon as she walks up next to me, she starts rubbing on me. Immediately, I tell her that I'm going to be leaving after I finish my drink. She goes on to tell me that she's drunk and has been there since 11:30, also mentioning that they begged her to stay over from day shift. She continues to ramble on about how she can speak multiple languages, what a good dancer she is and how I don't know what I'm missing. She also reminds me that I'm in a strip club with a bunch of drunk bitches.

For anyone who was watching, it had to be readily apparently that I was visibly uncomfortable with her. Still, I was trying not to be rude to her but all I can think to myself is "please, let this song be over, so she has to go on stage and leave me alone". Finally, it was. She left to go on stage and I just left. I sure as hell didn't want her coming back over to bother me when she was done. Really, it didn't matter though, because I was going to leave regardless. There was no one I was even remotely interested in seeing.

It's hard to believe that H8's has hit rock bottom. Because just when you think it can't get worse, it does. Still, with a lineup like tonight, they would have been better off just being closed.

I'm amazed at the difference in the club now vs about six or seven years ago. There was a time when this club was hopping on day and night shifts with reasonably attractive, good performers. You could go at any time and find someone worthwhile to take to the back room. Now, the VIP area is FAR better, yet it's much harder to actually find someone that you want to spend money on to take back there.[/QUOTE]Last time I was there the talent was pretty bad too. I was actually going to take oddessy to the back though because I'm a fan of big asses but she told me $250 and said that was a deal because most girls there demand at least $300 and they get it LOL. I told her I can bang pornstars for that price so have a nice day.

[QUOTE=CkNice11;3041387]Last time I was there the talent was pretty bad too. I was actually going to take oddessy to the back though because I'm a fan of big asses but she told me $250 and said that was a deal because most girls there demand at least $300 and they get it LOL. I told her I can bang pornstars for that price so have a nice day.[/QUOTE]$250?? That's incredible. That's only worth it if we are talking Meghan Fox or Catherine Zeta Jones.

No way I'm giving any dancer that!

[QUOTE=CkNice11;3041387]Last time I was there the talent was pretty bad too. I was actually going to take oddessy to the back though because I'm a fan of big asses but she told me $250 and said that was a deal because most girls there demand at least $300 and they get it LOL. I told her I can bang pornstars for that price so have a nice day.[/QUOTE]That price point is way too much, even for her phat azz! Especially for inside the club. Sad part is what she said may be true. I wouldn't pay that, but there may be plenty of mongers that would.

Anyone go since newly opened this past week? Thinking of going after 7 pm.

Has a day shift dancer named Sammie. She is a hot brunette spinner with nice natural boobs. In the beginning she was nice to me and was very seductive.

However.

In the VIP she did less than promised and continued to upsell. I DID NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL.

She did not take any of my suggestions and it was hard for me to enjoyed myself. When she asked for a tip I declined. And she acted upset with me.

Later one of the dances told me she was telling people I shorted her.

I WILL NOT REPEAT.

[QUOTE=TomSmith26;3043517]Has a day shift dancer named Sammie. She is a hot brunette spinner with nice natural boobs. In the beginning she was nice to me and was very seductive.

However.

In the VIP she did less than promised and continued to upsell. I DID NOT LIKE THIS AT ALL.

She did not take any of my suggestions and it was hard for me to enjoyed myself. When she asked for a tip I declined. And she acted upset with me.

Later one of the dances told me she was telling people I shorted her.

I WILL NOT REPEAT.[/QUOTE]Once a girl makes a deal and not only fails to live up to it but then goes on to upsell is a sure way to never get repeat business. Thanks for the heads up, because now, I'll be avoiding her too.

Had the day off work, so decided to have some fun at Dearborn BTs. Always have a good time here. Girls are friendly, very open about what they do. About 8 different girls, range of 6-9 (one girl was a 9, smoking hot young blonde. Seriously, just insanely hot, but her dance card seemed full). I saw Amber then Hailey (29 yo brunette, 20 year old blonde, respectively). Each was $130 for FS VIP fun, both receptive and fun. Both were slightly thicker girls (in dancer world), but in no way fat. Day well spent.

I finally made it over to Legends after work on Saturday night. Got there around 1 am, and the place was packed. It was seriously a fraternity party right out of a movie script. Just people everywhere, people making it rain all over the place, and plenty of girls twerking for some dollars. To be honest, there was too many people, which was probably exacerbated from the Tigers rain delay that resulted in the game ending around midnight, but was still a good time nonetheless. I was there with 3-4 friends, and also to try and meet up with Alexandria, who I saw at BT's in Dearborn earlier in the week. We made eye contact a few times, but actually didn't talk, because I was with someone and so was she. But I thought she was smoking hot earlier in the week and the hottest girl at BT's, but I found her just to be average compared to all the talent that was there that night. There are alot of nice girls, and ran into an old favorite I have some history with. Got a BBJCIM for $. 2 but gave her $20 for a tip because she was trying to get her usual $. 5. There are 2 VIP area, one is a dark open room type concept, and there are private rooms on the other side of the club. They actually installed stairs for these private rooms, and they are closer to the ceiling. With the lighter shower type curtains they use (they had the red velvet type ones before) and the HVAC / vents near the ceiling, the don't offer as much privacy as before. Legends and Coliseum are my two favorite clubs in the area.