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[QUOTE=LeoMac;3112003]Had the opportunity to set up a meeting with Sarah this afternoon. Touched base last night and confirmed this morning. Lovely long legged body, pretty face and a pleasant personality. IMHO she is a Courtesan. No heavy drug use or addiction. She's in business for herself with no pimps etc. Excellent service. Reasonable prices.

Stay Safe, LM-.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/21240-Very-well-reviewed-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I have also visited Sara on her eastside resident. Always a good time glad to see she is back.

Her ad said then as now, quote,"provides perfect service on my designer sheets and pretty peignoir". First off a peignoir is French for negligee. So, pardon me if I expect to be greeted at the door or sometime during the appointment seeing a woman dressed in a negligee. Didn't happen. Greeted with a big woman with wet hair. Had on one of those big bath robes they wear when then been sick for a week. No French negligee insight.

Now for the designer sheets. Some kinda of quilt. Like vintage and worn out. Some ugly green color. Definitely no designer sheets. Apartment in the basement of a complex. Apartment had old furnishings in it. The so called designer sheet (quilt) had seen its better days. Did feel or look like it had been washed in a while.

Honestly, I was very disappointed. When you advertise, designer sheets and using peignoir in your ad, I would expect the woman, her dress, bedding and apartment to equate out to her ad. It did not. She is not a BBW. She is just a BW. A big woman.

She was very cordial. I almost told her at the door when she greeted me, "this wasn't going to work". In retrospect I wish I did. Did no kissing, or any other oral contact with any part of her. I could sense that she knew I was disappointed. She gave it the "college try". Dropped a buck twenty. Thirty more go see Brookee.

I get numerous private messages on my comments or reviews. Some agree and say, "they don't post like this cause they don't want to go to war". Or the flip side. I owe so and so an apology and I am this or that.

Hopefully my candor and my observations help someone.

[QUOTE=Kenal1;3109390]I had a dream about MV today and it was pretty darn nice. Set up was easy and her apartment was clean and tidy. She even let me take a shower because I had been working pretty hard throughout the day and was rather grungy. She's one of the all-time great kissers, if you like wet and sloppy DFK, which I do. Wow, she's good. BBBJ was also very nice as was the cowgirl. I typically don't get off while "covered" and this dream was no exception so we finished with some more DFK, nipple play and some great hand play. I found her to be extremely outgoing and friendly.[/QUOTE]

Anyone seen MissMary? She's been on here a few weeks. Just wondering if anyone has any dreams with her.

[QUOTE=Cinc34;3113134]Hi All,

I recently ran across adds under Cincinnati Desires and the girls are fairly nice looking. Any experience / recommendations.[/QUOTE]I recently saw Tiffany from that agency, and wrote about her in this thread below in the past 24 hours. I was generally pleased.

This is report is a little bit overdue. I had a dream about Sassy last week after she and I had a mix-up and a cancelled first date a week earlier. This was, essentially, "make up" sex!! It was my first dream with her and everything I read about her here turned out to be true. She's a sweetheart, cute as a bunny and has a gorgeous little butt. I won't go into all the details because she's been reviewed on here numerous times. But suffice it to say that her BBBJ skills are fantastic. And, despite the communication problems we initially had, I now feel that she's more attentive to our needs than many of the other providers. I hope to see her again sometime soon.

Thank you for the info You have always a provided good info. If you don't know and she has been around for a long time, then I am not seeing her.

KC.

[QUOTE=HillbillyBob;3113358]She has posted on backpage as Sky for A long time. Never could get reviews on her because only 3 letters. Search won't work for only 3 letters.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cinc34;3113134]Hi All,

I recently ran across adds under Cincinnati Desires and the girls are fairly nice looking. Any experience / recommendations.[/QUOTE]I got approved a while back because I REALLY want to see Chanel. Brad pretty much never texted me back until I found a different number for him through another agency he's affiliated with, whereupon he told me that Chanel doesn't work much.

I still REALLY want to see Chanel, but I can't figure out how to seal the deal with him being as frequently non-responsive. If she doesn't work much, she still works some, but I can't figure it out.

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Had a dream about her. Can read Xmile's report yesterday in the backpage section, and I would agree with him.

Was freshly showered, Very friendly, nice smile, no hard drug use. She does smoke. Really nice GFE. Her BJ skills are great, especially with her nice lips. She worked awesome in Mish, doggie, and cg. She really seemed to like her job.

I like a MILF type body, with some weight, and you can sink your fingers into. So if baby damage is ok with you, see her. She has very soft, tasty white skin.

I must add, she had plenty of towels, washcloths, and soap. So it was nice to be able jump in the shower.

[QUOTE=IlvblckGrls;3113923]I got approved a while back because I REALLY want to see Chanel. Brad pretty much never texted me back until I found a different number for him through another agency he's affiliated with, whereupon he told me that Chanel doesn't work much.

I still REALLY want to see Chanel, but I can't figure out how to seal the deal with him being as frequently non-responsive. If she doesn't work much, she still works some, but I can't figure it out.[/QUOTE]In my experience with the agencies, I see that some of them jump agencies and switch them, and are even working for 2 agencies at the same time. So might THIS be the SAME Chanel? I'm honestly not sure, but I would think it's good bet:

[URL]http://discreetdesires.org/chanel.html[/URL]

I know some of you will stop contacting a provider if they are late one time or they go quiet and don't follow through with an appt 1 time. I saw LL once successfully the first time a few months ago. Since then I have tried setting up appts 3 times and get the same run around each time. Text to setup appt and get location. Get to location and then crickets once asking for room number. Last night she said she got a new phone and texts were going back and forth just fine. Got the text saying just 5 more minutes and she would be ready, then 5 minutes later another text asking for 5 more minutes. Offered to wait in her room while she finished getting ready or I was leaving, then crickets.

She used to post on usaac but now just posts on BP. Don't waste your time, I never will again.

Tits to die for. If you are a aficionado of the female form (ie. Tits) she is a must see. Good all round skills and a safe location. Highly recommend.

TMT.

The truth. Thanks!

[QUOTE=BoxsterS;3112127]I am on the east side had some business to take care of and contacted her for an hour appointment at her location. Setup appointment. Waiting for her to give me location while in Meijer lot. She responds, asking if I could pick up some condoms she is out. Get location and let her know I am there. She comes out to car and meets me, then informs me her Mom is there. Now her ensemble she was wearing left a lot to be desired. It's ok she says we will be up stairs and her Mom is good with it. She has no condoms and her Mom is downstairs. My lucky day!

Oh it gets better. Not only is her Mom there, some dude with no shirt on watching TV too. Could see why he didn't want to wear a shirt. Didn't want to hide his perfectly formed body.

Smoke filled apartment is not the word. More like a scene out of "Backdraft". Ms. Creme is a heavy smoker too. There goes my dumb ass in with Three Dog Night singing in my head, "Momma Told Me Not to Cum".

Up the stairs I creep as I follow her. She is built like a little teenager. No way I eat that, and not kissing a heavy smoker with teeth stained and turning grey. What you expect, Momma told me, remember? Talked a bit. Sad case man. She prefers to give blow jobs. Not a FS guy, informed me she offers bareback once she knows you. It's safe once she knows you, as long as she knows you it's safe as shit. Offered it to me then and told her "no way". I wouldn't do it with her with 2 condoms on.

Her room hotter than shit. Ask if she can turn on floor fan? She says, " I doesn't work". I was shocked, it didn't work. See a window, no fan, can we open the window, cause the smell of cigarettes is choking me to death. She opens window, but it falls right back down. I am burning up, no fan, Mom and the shirtless Archie Bumker downstairs, her 90 lb naked ass trying to get the window to stay up and don't forget the smoke smell and filled place. Yea, it doesn't get no better than this. Freddie Krugger has better dreams than this. Drop my buck fifty, yea that's what you get. ATF? No way. Buck fifty is better spent with Brookee or drop another 50 se SKM?[/QUOTE]

I scheduled a dream with Lauren and was stood up. I arranged the meeting about an hour before. I text her about 45 minutes for to get location and she text back with the address. I text to let her know I was about 30 minutes from her. I put the address into the system and I about 35 minutes from her. She texted me and ask it I can call so I do. We talked for a couple minutes and I thinking she just want to check me out to make sure I real. I get to the location and text her that I there. Nothing so I wait about 10 minutes and I call her no answer. There is a guy nicely dress shirt tie on the walk way on 2nd floor looking my way so I decide to go park at the restaurant next door.

I get there and text her and ask "are you there" I get a text from her 20 minutes after the scheduled meeting time to meet saying "I had to run over to my son's place to pick up my phone. I will not be able to make it back there for at less another 30 minutes". I text her back and say "thanks but I gone".

Why would someone need to go to their son's place to pick up a phone that they are texting and taking to me on? YMMV, I won't be repeating. Happy Hunting Jarhead1.

[QUOTE=TechComHudson;3114148]In my experience with the agencies, I see that some of them jump agencies and switch them, and are even working for 2 agencies at the same time. So might THIS be the SAME Chanel? I'm honestly not sure, but I would think it's good bet:

[URL]http://discreetdesires.org/chanel.html[/URL][/QUOTE]That girl looks hot, but it doesn't look like the same girl to me.