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[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5959063]I appreciate Mass"s post but I will say his level of success does apply to us all and I understand that. Been to a few places he had success with nothing. Trust me been around a long time and know all the tricks of the trade so it's not that. I do know when I started in this hobby 20's I was in great shape young and these ladies would give it up easier. Now I am in my 40's dad bod and I am pretty sure this will make a huge difference in level of service. I enjoy Mass"s input but just want the rest of us to set different expectations.[/QUOTE]If a provider is about making money and provides extras, your body type make no difference to them.

[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5959063]I appreciate Mass"s post but I will say his level of success does apply to us all and I understand that. Been to a few places he had success with nothing. Trust me been around a long time and know all the tricks of the trade so it's not that. I do know when I started in this hobby 20's I was in great shape young and these ladies would give it up easier. Now I am in my 40's dad bod and I am pretty sure this will make a huge difference in level of service. I enjoy Mass"s input but just want the rest of us to set different expectations.[/QUOTE]Which places did I have success that you tried?

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5959305]Which places did I have success that you tried?[/QUOTE]Mass is cool. However, he writes a lot yet gives up very little info when asked. I sometimes wonder if his success stories are just like most of our fishing stories, we always caught the biggest and the best? LOL.

I've actually had a local girl I happen to know as friend (not a client) tell me one of her clients loves to write exaggerated stories about her, its his fantasy kinda thing. I think that mind set may be prevalent on here.

Just saying.

Pork.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5959305]Which places did I have success that you tried?[/QUOTE]Hey Mass wasn't meant to be an attack on you or your post. I believe you and your success rate just trying to set expectations for others. When I was in my 20's early 30's working as a personal trainer I had many of the same story you have shared. Just saying a lot easier to get that level when the ladies are into you.

I can't remember all the places but I believe you have HJ at Blue sky in Eagan, there was a Lady who went by the name Tuesday (black lady worked out of St. LP) that your experiences was way different then mine. I am not sure about the last one but you hinted to a provider on 50th France area that you had success with. Only one I can think would be the Russian ladies and they both refused me and my money.

But again not attacking you or saying your lying at all. Just saying everyone's experience is different and trying to set some expectations for the rest of us. I appreciate your leads and activity on this site. Maybe it's me just missing the good old days 😀.

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5959130]If a provider is about making money and provides extras, your body type make no difference to them.[/QUOTE]That price does go up the less attractive to you they are. I think this applies more to the independents then AMP. Some ladies are all about that money. But I have had several experiences where I received more then I have paid for because the ladies were attracted to me because they used to let me know. I even had some ladies tell me I need to there friend and set up an appointment for me. Again these were in the good old days back when we had backpage and Craigslist.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5959347]Mass is cool. However, he writes a lot yet gives up very little info when asked. I sometimes wonder if his success stories are just like most of our fishing stories, we always caught the biggest and the best? LOL.

I've actually had a local girl I happen to know as friend (not a client) tell me one of her clients loves to write exaggerated stories about her, its his fantasy kinda thing. I think that mind set may be prevalent on here.

Just saying.

Pork.[/QUOTE]Not sure what you mean. You texted me for leads and I've texted back. Straight forward response who and what. You've even confirmed it yourself LOL. Unless you're full of it 😆.

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LE doesn't and never has used this forum for "Intel" they understand the rules of evidence, they know everything here is hearsay. No MP has ever stopped selling sex because the cops stopped by and said they read on an anonymous message board that somebody was selling a blowjob.

Cops don't need to use this board, they have much better sources of info, before any of you guys even find one of these places the cops already know about it and know who's working.

I banned you because this sort of stupidity fucks with the free flow of info and you're just fucking wrong on every point.

If you make a new user and post or PM guys about this trying to scare them into not posting I'll find out and ban that one as well.

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[QUOTE=JoeMaleMpls;5959386]Hey Mass wasn't meant to be an attack on you or your post. I believe you and your success rate just trying to set expectations for others. When I was in my 20's early 30's working as a personal trainer I had many of the same story you have shared. Just saying a lot easier to get that level when the ladies are into you.

I can't remember all the places but I believe you have HJ at Blue sky in Eagan, there was a Lady who went by the name Tuesday (black lady worked out of St. LP) that your experiences was way different then mine. I am not sure about the last one but you hinted to a provider on 50th France area that you had success with. Only one I can think would be the Russian ladies and they both refused me and my money.

But again not attacking you or saying your lying at all. Just saying everyone's experience is different and trying to set some expectations for the rest of us. I appreciate your leads and activity on this site. Maybe it's me just missing the good old days 😀.[/QUOTE]No worries, I'm not taking it serious, I know exactly YMMV means. Blue Lake spa was with Linda, she’s been there for couple years at least up until I was there last probably in 2020. Not worth imo since there are better options. The provider in Edina is definitely ymmv. But hey that’s 2 strike outs. Try the other 20 I listed you’re bound to get get a hit

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5959730]Not sure what you mean. You texted me for leads and I've texted back. Straight forward response who and what. You've even confirmed it yourself LOL. Unless you're full of it 😆.[/QUOTE]Yep, full of fishing tales. I asked about a few different things just to compare notes on your PM.

I got 'get the f. K out of here. Was that a fisherman's response?? 😂128514;.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5960119]Yep, full of fishing tales. I asked about a few different things just to compare notes on your PM.

I got 'get the f. K out of here. Was that a fisherman's response?? 😂128514;.[/QUOTE]Yeah I told you to gtfo a few times. You can exaggerate quite a lot man 😂.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5960198]Yeah I told you to gtfo a few times. You can exaggerate quite a lot man 😂.[/QUOTE]Nice to know that this site is functioning to its upmost ability. Members sticking together, sharing and comparing notes so we all can have a safe and wonderful time. Support the ladies that deserve it and discard the others.

I guess this would mean a dream come true? I guess dreams are just that. No loyalty these days, those days are long gone.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5960405]Nice to know that this site is functioning to its upmost ability. Members sticking together, sharing and comparing notes so we all can have a safe and wonderful time. Support the ladies that deserve it and discard the others.

I guess this would mean a dream come true? I guess dreams are just that. No loyalty these days, those days are long gone.[/QUOTE]I guess we aren't friends anymore. You wanted some pics of me fucking the one provider and maybe getting together for a threesome to dp that one girl. Not sure why you're even mad bruh.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5960405]Nice to know that this site is functioning to its upmost ability. Members sticking together, sharing and comparing notes so we all can have a safe and wonderful time. Support the ladies that deserve it and discard the others.

I guess this would mean a dream come true? I guess dreams are just that. No loyalty these days, those days are long gone.[/QUOTE]More people should post. I think most have the right intentions.

[QUOTE=Guy2021;5960438]More people should post. I think most have the right intentions.[/QUOTE]Still not sure what he's whining about. All I did was respond to his messages and give him some leads. Just because I didn't send pics of me fucking another woman or some of the other weird shit he's messaged me about doesn't make me bad. I hope he can get a good sleep and feel better tomorrow. Go check out shea in golden valley and blow a load on her tits man.

Man sorry I brought it up. This took a turn I didn't see coming.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5960436]I guess we aren't friends anymore. You wanted some pics of me fucking the one provider and maybe getting together for a threesome to dp that one girl. Not sure why you're even mad bruh.[/QUOTE]Not mad at all Mass, why would I be? Just think this is the perfect place to stick together, share stories and pics if need be and look out for each other considering we all have the same end game.

All good bro!

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5960744]Not mad at all Mass, why would I be? Just think this is the perfect place to stick together, share stories and pics if need be and look out for each other considering we all have the same end game.

All good bro![/QUOTE]Cool brother!

Has anyone had the chance to see Kim before? We've connected but haven't been able to schedule anything. Any intel?

Had a good time at Harmony lately.

Any North metro AMP's to try?

Appreciate all the posts by Mase and the boys! You guys are the best! Thank you!

Has anyone ever seen Kim before? She and I have been in contact however we haven't been able to see each other. She advertises on Adult Search without a picture. I would appreciate any thing you can provide. You can PM me if needed.

I've had some luck at Harmony the last month.

Any AMP's in the North Metro to try out?

Thank you for the intel and all of the posts! Mase and the boys, you guys are the best! Thank you!

[QUOTE=Lucifer22;5957393]So went to Savvy massage or spa. Whatever it is. No sign of he. Unless was doing something wrong, red head lady right?[/QUOTE]She was very flakey, and when I finally did see her, I was super disappointed by massage and never got the flip. She goes by a few names / numbers. Reminded me of a troll TBH.

[QUOTE=Fj1900;5961350]Has anyone ever seen Kim before? She and I have been in contact however we haven't been able to see each other. She advertises on Adult Search without a picture. I would appreciate any thing you can provide. You can PM me if needed.

I've had some luck at Harmony the last month.

Any AMP's in the North Metro to try out?

Thank you for the intel and all of the posts! Mase and the boys, you guys are the best! Thank you![/QUOTE]Kim's not worth your time. She's not attractive. The massage and ending was horrible.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/female-escorts/2781525[/URL]

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?

[QUOTE=BBQ21;5962495][URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/female-escorts/2781525[/URL]

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?[/QUOTE]These are all over the country and every once in a while you'll find a jackpot. Mostly you find what you found or worse.

If you have time and money to burn, you might find something from these ads. For the most part, highly unlikely.

[QUOTE=BBQ21;5962495][URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/female-escorts/2781525[/URL]

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?[/QUOTE]Sorry to hear about your experience. It is hit or miss with these Asian incalls in apartments. I have had similar experiences and I've also had the best times in those. The best one I had was with a 10, $200/ hr, but no clock-watching. Prolly there 1. 5 hrs. Included nuru, FS, shower together, 2nd pop and left. You will never see the same girl twice I'be noticed.

[QUOTE=Fj1900;5961350]Has anyone ever seen Kim before? She and I have been in contact however we haven't been able to see each other. She advertises on Adult Search without a picture. I would appreciate any thing you can provide. You can PM me if needed.

I've had some luck at Harmony the last month.

Any AMP's in the North Metro to try out?

Thank you for the intel and all of the posts! Mase and the boys, you guys are the best! Thank you![/QUOTE]I have seen Kim a few time. Has a cozy basement incall with a massage table. I think it was about $150/ hr. You won't be disappointed, blonde, mid-length hair, prolly 5'3" 145 lbs, cute face B-C cups. Massage was very light touch, I prefer the opposite. On the flip, she gets topless and lets you get handsy with them while she HJ you. My 1st time, she ruined my he by stopping when I popped instead of following thru, 2nd time, I told her not to stop, and it was better.

She is very hard to get a hold of. I only call her when I am out of better options. Her price is steep for the service. Nowadays, it is slim pickings. Can you tell me more about Harmony?

[QUOTE=TruckerTM;5962638]I have seen Kim a few time. Has a cozy basement incall with a massage table. I think it was about $150/ hr. You won't be disappointed, blonde, mid-length hair, prolly 5'3" 145 lbs, cute face B-C cups. Massage was very light touch, I prefer the opposite. On the flip, she gets topless and lets you get handsy with them while she HJ you. My 1st time, she ruined my he by stopping when I popped instead of following thru, 2nd time, I told her not to stop, and it was better.

She is very hard to get a hold of. I only call her when I am out of better options. Her price is steep for the service. Nowadays, it is slim pickings. Can you tell me more about Harmony?[/QUOTE]I think he talking about Asian Kim?

[QUOTE=BBQ21;5962495][URL]https://adultsearch.com/minnesota/minneapolis/female-escorts/2781525[/URL]

I am posting my experience in the massage section rather than the escort section for a reason. I have been going to AMPs for many years. Never tried an Agency. I was quoted 150 hhr, 200 hr, 300 VIP.

I was thinking 200 for an hour massage with a HE would work for the provider.

I arrived at the Edina location. Took me 10 minutes to find the correct entrance to the townhouse.

I buzzed the townhouse and went upstairs and an average-looking Asian woman was holding the door open. She quickly ushered me into the bedroom that was near the entrance.

I glanced into the main room and saw two Asian guys. Didn't seem to be much furniture.

The provider gave me a very fake hug and kiss on the cheek and asked for 300. I decided a half-hour would be plenty with her, so I told her I was quoted 150. She pretty much demanded 200 and that's when I should have walked out.

I told her I just wanted a massage and a HE. She moved immediately to the HE and didn't massage me at all. She began by far the most mechanical jack hammer HE that I have ever experienced. Before starting she laid a paper towel near my unit. How sexy.

Well, she did turn off the jackhammer when the door buzzer went off and she checked her cell phone.

I was so turned off I had to finish myself. I was out of there in 15 minutes.

I prefer the AMP experience where it's possible to have a decent conversation with some of the providers, and I might enjoy the massage and / or the HE.

Do some of the Asian agency providers actually do a massage? How many of them come off as having a sweet personality?[/QUOTE]Your best bet is to message me or some of the other studs on this page who know what they're doing. Don't waste your time and money without doing your research.

[QUOTE=TruckerTM;5962624]Sorry to hear about your experience. It is hit or miss with these Asian incalls in apartments. I have had similar experiences and I've also had the best times in those. The best one I had was with a 10, $200/ hr, but no clock-watching. Prolly there 1. 5 hrs. Included nuru, FS, shower together, 2nd pop and left. You will never see the same girl twice I'be noticed.[/QUOTE]I have to second this. I find I'm more at ease at the apartment locations versus the hotels, and that translates to a better overall experience. Sometimes you get a beast, sometimes a beauty, usually you get a decent girl. Paying for the hour is usually a waste if you just want a basic experience.

Also, it's fairly common for there to be a guy there. Probably 50% of the time. Don't worry about it, though. The folks that run those places know there's a lot more money to be made by providing consistent service than by scamming or robbing people.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5962743]I think he talking about Asian Kim?[/QUOTE]He did say Robbinsdale. I don't know Asian Kim in Robbinsdale. I have seenAsiab Kim in Brooklyn ctr (yrs ago) moved to Lino Lakes, then moved to Blaine, now in Mahtomedi. She wears a wig and heavy makeup. OK massage, good he. Upcharges for extras.

Since we're talking about AAMPs, I'll share my best experience from a couple uears back. First off, the girl was a 10. Mid 20's, petite, with some nice bolt ons, wearing some sexy lingerie. CBJ, cfs, and she really seemed to enjoy it and get into it. Afterward, she used her phone to translate and asked whether I had eaten (I hadn't) and if I wanted to eat (I did). She took me to the kitchen and made a bowl of food for me. It was delicious and that was the cherry on top of the whole thing. Came back again the same day and saw the other girl working and had another nice experience.

[QUOTE=ZaberTooth;5963121]Since we're talking about AAMPs, I'll share my best experience from a couple uears back. First off, the girl was a 10. Mid 20's, petite, with some nice bolt ons, wearing some sexy lingerie. CBJ, cfs, and she really seemed to enjoy it and get into it. Afterward, she used her phone to translate and asked whether I had eaten (I hadn't) and if I wanted to eat (I did). She took me to the kitchen and made a bowl of food for me. It was delicious and that was the cherry on top of the whole thing. Came back again the same day and saw the other girl working and had another nice experience.[/QUOTE]What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.

[QUOTE=BBQ21;5964093]What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.[/QUOTE]Sounds like 4 touchdowns by Al Bundy. We need AMPs and great ladies to come back today!

[QUOTE=BBQ21;5964093]What an awesome experience! My favorite AMP experience was back in the day when the AMP near 394 and Lousiana provided HE. I felt like the providers were sweet and sexy and the place had sort of a magical vibe. My other favorite back in the day was a place in Little Canada that closed several years ago.[/QUOTE]Too many memories. First one that came to mind though was in Houston. An Asian spinner that I re-enacted a massage porn hub video with. We watched the video together than re-enacted the scene. Never will experience that again.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5962755]Your best bet is to message me or some of the other studs on this page who know what they're doing. Don't waste your time and money without doing your research.[/QUOTE]Any updates or info on golden valley.

Spa visit?

Anyone have a scouting report?

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3102086[/URL]

[QUOTE=IceStation;5966111]Any updates or info on golden valley.

Spa visit?[/QUOTE]Yes, she's legit, pics are accurate, though not the ones on adult finder. Works out of an office with several other providers. She has a bubbly personality. Definitely worth the money for upgrades. Will see again.

[QUOTE=HanSolo01;5966916]Anyone have a scouting report?

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3102086[/URL][/QUOTE]I've seen her once a few years ago. Left without coming to completion because her technique was the opposite of a jackhammer. I never saw her again because our personalities didn't match up.

[QUOTE=MassErrection;5961582]Kim's not worth your time. She's not attractive. The massage and ending was horrible.[/QUOTE]I 100% agree. The massage was very basic and very little teasing. PM if you want to some better.

[QUOTE=HanSolo01;5966916]Anyone have a scouting report?

[URL]https://www.adultlook.com/p/3102086[/URL][/QUOTE]If she likes you, one of the best. If she doesn't, well thanks for trying. Very eclectic, avoid certain conversations. Most affordable, always get 2 events, and very complimentary. Is a CMT, and does a equally find job there. As other poster mentioned YMMV.

Lancaster lane, used to be good. Carrie was avail 6-7 looks, 5 massage, that would be it.