Kikolina / Crystal Review
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While it seems like some guys on here do this a few times a day, I typically only bother with it a few times a month. One of the good things about that though is that I feel like I have a never-ending list of semi-decent options in the area to get to, which helps me avoid most of the sketchiness and riskiness that comes with the hobby. While it's impossible to avoid all of it, I had thankfully never really had a "yikes" experience.
Well, this was my "yikes" experience.
Despite my selectiveness, I've still had to deal with the occasional junkie, dirty place, lackluster or uninspired performance, and girls who are clearly on something during our meeting (Freckles Kate comes to mind). This girl (whatever name she's going by now) managed to take every single negative aspect and bring each one up to a whole new craptacular level.
She seemed pretty cute based off of her social media photos (sure, maybe it's trashy-cute, but that's still like, the inbred cousin of cute) so I took the chance to meet her a few weeks back despite the middling-to-negative reviews she already had. When I got to finally see her, I can certainly say that she wasn't what I expected. I can't honestly say that her pictures were misleading. It just seemed like someone had beaten her with the ugly stick. I'm not even saying that to be unnecessarily derogatory; I'm pretty sure someone really did recently hit her in the face with a stick or another large, blunt object! She had numerous missing teeth (to what extent, I couldn't tell; she could barely open her mouth) and there was some bruising on her face. I asked her what happened and she replied, "I, uh, fell. " Riiiight.
If that wasn't enough, she was clearly on something and kept rambling to herself (or maybe to me) most of the time. Between the drugs and the missing teeth, nothing she said made any sense and I could only decipher every fifth word or so.
Her incall is just as much of a mess as she was. I occasionally hear guys on here talking about girls living in "drug dens. " I still have no idea what a "drug den" is, but from now on, I'm just going to assume it's something like this place. It was a filthy fucking mess and smelled awful as well. If there was a dead body somewhere inside, I'd probably be none the wiser to it. She led the way to her attic and I'm seriously considering making a dash for the front door as she goes up the stairs. I'd say my little head took over, but I don't think he wanted any part of her anymore either. To my surprise, the attic looked even worse than the rest of the house. It was filled with piles upon piles of nasty shit and there was even a part of the floor that was giving way that I thought I might fall through!
I remember a few people brought up before that she was pretty fat and I'm positive that statement was true at one time. At this point though, she's an emaciated girl inside the body of a fat lady. She's definitely malnourished and when her clothes came off, everything sagged horrifically on her: tits, belly, and especially her ass. Her ass was more skin than actual ass! Her body looked worse than many 60-year olds. Possibly any 60-year old.
Unsurprisingly, the entire date was awkward. Whether it was because of the drugs or the "fall," every time she moved around, she sounded like an animal that was slowly and painfully dying, which isn't exactly a fetish I'm that into. So I'm sitting there on the bed with her, just staring at her for a minute or two, having absolutely no idea how this chick's going to get me off and she just grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth. I'm casually freaking out because I'm pretty sure that I don't want any part of myself in her mouth. I back off after a bit and suggest that we try something else. She vetoed several positions because they'd hurt too much, but we finally come to an agreement on doggy.
While she's in position and her head's faced away from me, I'm still determining the feasibility of getting the fuck out of there (maybe she'll just think she imagined me). Now, I've had a run on providers that weren't very tight or that comfortable; despite some enthusiastic performances, I had to resort to HJs to get the job done (something I doubt she'd even be capable of doing). Obviously, I'm thinking that there's no way that this will end well. Well, thankfully, fate decided to take pity on me and do me a solid this one time. Maybe it's just the beauty of no expectations and a raging desire to get the hell out of there as quick as possible, but I swear that she had one of the best fitting pussies I've ever had. For about three minutes (and no way was I willing to spend any longer there), I had completely forgotten about all of the previous horrors. Well, outside of the constant dying animal noises, that is.
After it's over, she's still fucking rambling and I still have no fucking idea what she's saying so I pretty much speedrun my way out of there and end the visit in about the amount of time it would take to read this review. Truthfully, you'd get much better value out of just reading the review instead and you'd definitely hate yourself much less afterward.
Would I Recommend?
Fuck no! Avoid!
Mini Freckles Kate Review, I Guess
[QUOTE=Ddave1939;3820272]You could have a second career as a horror author. You write just like a guy whose books I soaked up in my late teens and 20's. Not Stephen King.
Surprised you mentioned Freckles Kate. I think I'm about the only one that had an outstanding date with her and she was completely sober at the time, too.[/QUOTE]Oh, I don't mean for it to seem like I had a bad time with Freckles Kate. On the contrary, I had a solid time with her and she was one of the better girls that I've met on here (granted, this was before her, uh, decline). I just meant that I've met plenty of girls that had some kind of red flag or downside (such as Alaya with her boring, hands-off performance), but I've found some degree of enjoyment out of every meeting and hadn't truly disliked someone until this girl (Kikolina / Crystal / whatever).
While Freckles Kate was pretty cute, she had a fantastic body, and she was really pleasant, she was also definitely on something when I was there. I've never seen anyone even close to as hyper as her. My drug knowledge is almost nil so I don't know if speed is still a popular thing, but she was on it or something similar to that. She had no capability of doing less than about four things at once. She was bouncing from room to room, told me her entire life story, she brushed her teeth three different times, she locked herself out of her apartment with me inside, and did approximately a million other things all in a 30-minute date. She was answering text messages and giving me a BJ at the same time. She just could not sit still and concentrate on anything, even during sex.
"13 minutes left!" she'd gleefully announce while staring at her phone as she bounced up and down on my dick. She'd set her phone down on her dresser and thirty seconds later, she'd pick it back up again. "12 minutes!
I'd write a full review, but she unfortunately disappeared, which is a shame, because I wanted to see her again.
And I really do appreciate you clarifying that it's not Stephen King. That dude puts me to sleep. As long as it's not Stephen King or RL Stine, we're good!
Crystal / Kikolina Yikes!
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Well, this was my "yikes" experience.
Despite my selectiveness, I've still had to deal with the occasional junkie, dirty place, lackluster or uninspired performance, and girls who are clearly on something during our meeting (Freckles Kate comes to mind). This girl (whatever name she's going by now) managed to take every single negative aspect and bring each one up to a whole new craptacular level.
She seemed pretty cute based off of her social media photos (sure, maybe it's trashy-cute, but that's still like, the inbred cousin of cute) so I took the chance to meet her a few weeks back despite the middling-to-negative reviews she already had. When I got to finally see her, I can certainly say that she wasn't what I expected. I can't honestly say that her pictures were misleading. It just seemed like someone had beaten her with the ugly stick. I'm not even saying that to be unnecessarily derogatory; I'm pretty sure someone really did recently hit her in the face with a stick or another large, blunt object! She had numerous missing teeth (to what extent, I couldn't tell; she could barely open her mouth) and there was some bruising on her face. I asked her what happened and she replied, "I, uh, fell. " Riiiight.
If that wasn't enough, she was clearly on something and kept rambling to herself (or maybe to me) most of the time. Between the drugs and the missing teeth, nothing she said made any sense and I could only decipher every fifth word or so.
Unsurprisingly, the entire date was awkward. Whether it was because of the drugs or the "fall," every time she moved around, she sounded like an animal that was slowly and painfully dying, which isn't exactly a fetish I'm that into. So I'm sitting there on the bed with her, just staring at her for a minute or two, having absolutely no idea how this chick's going to get me off and she just grabs my cock and puts it in her mouth. I'm casually freaking out because I'm pretty sure that I don't want any part of myself in her mouth. I back off after a bit and suggest that we try something else. She vetoed several positions because they'd hurt too much, but we finally come to an agreement on doggy.
While she's in position and her head's faced away from me, I'm still determining the feasibility of getting the fuck out of there (maybe she'll just think she imagined me). Now, I've had a run on providers that weren't very tight or that comfortable; despite some enthusiastic performances, I had to resort to HJs to get the job done (something I doubt she'd even be capable of doing). Obviously, I'm thinking that there's no way that this will end well. Well, thankfully, fate decided to take pity on me and do me a solid this one time. Maybe it's just the beauty of no expectations and a raging desire to get the hell out of there as quick as possible, but I swear that she had one of the best fitting pussies I've ever had. For about three minutes (and no way was I willing to spend any longer there), I had completely forgotten about all of the previous horrors. Well, outside of the constant dying animal noises, that is.
After it's over, she's still fucking rambling and I still have no fucking idea what she's saying so I pretty much speedrun my way out of there and end the visit in about the amount of time it would take to read this review. Truthfully, you'd get much better value out of just reading the review instead and you'd definitely hate yourself much less afterward.
Would I Recommend?
Fuck no! Avoid![/QUOTE]I saw her at a Notel in East Canton last December. My experience was not nearly as bad as yours, but I remember just wanting to get out of there. I paid for half an hour and was out in 10 minutes.
My review here on Dec. 12, 2017 since the link does not work:
I went to see her and she delivered, but I am one and done with her. She was smoking when I went to her East Canton Motel. While I was there she went to the bathroom when I arrived (with a lit cig.) and had me wait additional 5 to 10 minutes. She had a large bruise on her ass and may have had other skin problems. She shut off the light so that a close look was not possible. I just wanted to bust a nut and get out. Her BBBJCIM was first rate. I finished and left about 10 minutes after we got started.
Price requested for half an hour was 120, later 100, and finally agreed to 80 for a half hour. The BBBJ was great but I would not return based upon all factors. As always YMMV.
