Ho Warning - Ripoff Jesica By Gateway
Just a tip for all the mongers out there and spread the word. There was a real cute chick the past few days walking up by the Gateway and the liquor store. All kinds of mongers would approach but she was just begging for money and wouldn't get in to "work". So I was going to Denny's for breakfast the other day and and she was outside the place pan handeling. She hit me up for $10 "for a bus ticket home". I told her given the area I doubt she was going to buy a bus ticket but if she wanted to eat I'd buy her breakfast.
So we sat and ate and I heard her sob story. She proceeds to tell me that dozens and dozens of guys are stopping (no shit she is HOT) but everyone wants sex. DUH!
So I figure this is a lost cause and after breakfast we go our seperate ways and she asks for my digits. I had one of those intuitions that I shouldn't but being the monger I am I figured if she ever flipped I might get to hit that.
The next morning she calls crying that she has no where to go and blah blah. I tell her I don't want a crack ***** at my house and she assures me up and down she does not do crack. She is a pill head.
Sigh, so the dumbass I am I go to get her and you all know the story. I had to cancel my checking account because of the stolen checks, missing jewlery.
I really didn't lose anything of great value but it is the point of it.
Lesson learned for us all I hope.
Ripoff Report Jessica near Gateway motel
Just a tip for all the mongers out there and spread the word. There was a real cute chick the past few days walking up by the Gateway and the liquor store. All kinds of mongers would approach but she was just begging for money and wouldn't get in to "work". So I was going to Denny's for breakfast the other day and and she was outside the place pan handeling. She hit me up for $10 "for a bus ticket home". I told her given the area I doubt she was going to buy a bus ticket but if she wanted to eat I'd buy her breakfast.
So we sat and ate and I heard her sob story. She proceeds to tell me that dozens and dozens of guys are stopping (no shit she is HOT) but everyone wants sex. DUH!
So I figure this is a lost cause and after breakfast we go our seperate ways and she asks for my digits. I had one of those intuitions that I shouldn't but being the monger I am I figured if she ever flipped I might get to hit that.
The next morning she calls crying that she has no where to go and blah blah. I tell her I don't want a crack ***** at my house and she assures me up and down she does not do crack. She is a pill head.
Sigh, so the dumbass I am I go to get her and you all know the story. I had to cancel my checking account because of the stolen checks, missing jewlery...
I really didn't lose anything of great value but it is the point of it.
Lesson learned for us all I hope.
Santa Claus comes early for all
[QUOTE=Scooter68]Worth every penny and more...A lot more.
Thank you to R Con and Peter for the recommendation. They were right on as they usually are.
Scooter[/QUOTE]Good mongers. See, we don't f*ck around in SP! LOL! HO liday has a whole new non pro meaning! Treat her well fellas and the dividends will be enormous! I'm just trying to adjust my messed up schedule so I can hang with her again myself! She's a keeper!
I Second, er, third that!
Hell yes, I agree 100%! Thank you very much for all of your help, advice and reports, R Consultant!!!
It is always very much appreciated!
Cableguy
[QUOTE=lolligagger]I nominate R Consultant as Times magazines monger of the
year... turning us on to Krystal and Melanie with in a 2 week span...keep up the good work dude.[/QUOTE]
Xmas hoorin' was pretty boring
Was out in SP from about 1:30 am until 4 am and little to report. Haines and Gateway both dead all 4 of my loops. Cedar/Hess area the same. Sundaze also had nothing. 34th street near Mosely had very little and Cactus nada.
4th street had action, but I was outscooped on the cute young blonde about 3am! Finally scooped Kelly on 34th street at Economy Express by donut shop. She's 43 with big fake ta tas and nice face/body. She wanted 100, but I told her I was broke and only had 60. Good f/s for 60. Bizch wanted a ride back to Spring Hill, but I dropped her azz at LaMark Charles 24 hr pharmacy for her medicine. Was wearing blue jeans and black jacket.
"POWER PIMP" aka mensa of mongering
[QUOTE=lolligagger]I nominate R Consultant as Times magazines monger of the
year... turning us on to Krystal and Melanie with in a 2 week span...keep up the good work dude.[/QUOTE]Rconsultant has also been bestowed with the title POWER PIMP for his very insightful, humorous and frequent ho reporting in the SP area. 'Better Ho's and Mongers' magazine saves this designation for an elite few and rarely bestows this honor! Not only has RC done an excellent job of hooring, but he has endeavored to keep prices down! Why pay 40 for what 20 will get ya? !
Mongers up, ho's down. And let's all work to keep prices down! From now on let's all negotiate more aggressively with these bisches to keep more of our hard earned dollars. Ho's like Stephanie Bur**** who always ask for 40 for bbjcim will take 20 or 30. If we ALL (or most of us) work in this area, we can all save money and get the same level of services! Let this be our New Years resolution: work to keep prices down, AND monger carefully so NONE of us get busted! HAPPY NEW YEARS ALL!
Apprentice: Who wants to be a
Jailbisch winner is Melissa Coll*** the former python tamer with the milk moustache. Got a few good bbj's from her azz, but she was usually just ok!
Remember to try to negotiate with these ladies! 20 will often get you the same service as 40! Let's keep more of the money for ourselves and support the 20bbj! Some girls will even do it for 15. Mongers up, Ho's down!
Even Stephanie B. Of bbj fame will do nice work for 20!