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[QUOTE=Kitie Carson;1168244]I definitely shave! I personally don't want a Bush around my tree. LOL. There is a little grass left though[/QUOTE]Well we've all for safety hazards, a little trimming around the salami prevents her eye from getting poked, that way she don't need safety glasses. But be careful when snipping the hairs around your sack. Say. The AMP mama should offer some hair trimming services.

How do you expect to get those behind your sack? Just like some of the bigger sumo wrestlers, can't reach around to do a good a$$ wiping, so they have the younger lower ranking ones clean it up. The sumo master calls out "Yoshiki san". Hai. Your turn to clean Konishiki's a$$!

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1168186]Don't know exactly how to ask this question, so I will just ask. Are there alot of guys that shave or "wax" their private parts nowadays? Is it normal or only for young guys? Silly question, but my inquiring mind wants to know.[/QUOTE]Since my mid-30s, I've made it a point to keep the area well groomed. Shaving below and trimming above. No waxing.

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1168272]Well we've all for safety hazards, a little trimming around the salami prevents her eye from getting poked, that way she don't need safety glasses. But be careful when snipping the hairs around your sack. Say. The AMP mama should offer some hair trimming services.

How do you expect to get those behind your sack? Just like some of the bigger sumo wrestlers, can't reach around to do a good a$$ wiping, so they have the younger lower ranking ones clean it up. The sumo master calls out "Yoshiki san". Hai. Your turn to clean Konishiki's a$$! [/QUOTE]Definitely can't rush the grooming process. Snips on the sack have put me out of commission.

Luckily I haven't lost much flexibility as I've aged so getting to "hard to reach" areas just requires patience and persistence.

[QUOTE=Hornyhaole;1168075]I did. She looks like the model she is, not a provider. I mean yeah I'd hit it (like the fist of an angry god), but it's not like she's leaning over to display cleavage or show off her ass. Provider pictures tend to look more porn-why, which is just how I like them to look.[/QUOTE]However, you and I just aren't seeing the same thing. I know what you are saying as girls like this are usually kept away from the "Hobby" by upbringing and handlers. Then again remember Tiiffany H. Her "hobby" ended up being Ice, and she was Miss Hawaii.

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1168186]Don't know exactly how to ask this question, so I will just ask. Are there alot of guys that shave or "wax" their private parts nowadays? Is it normal or only for young guys? Silly question, but my inquiring mind wants to know.[/QUOTE]Great question.

Personally, I go the "man-scape" route as requested by females I've been with before. They are all shaving now and thus, expect us to stay trimmed, too. While I personally think guys look a little gay (just my opinion, don't bomb me with letters!) when completely shaved smooth, I opt for the tightly cropped look.

When performing blowjobs, girls like a clean shot at it, just like you and I do with her 'gina! But a smooth surface is too much and I feel the need to shave constantly is a burden I'm not into. The "manly" thing I maintain is a closely crop and trimmed area around the whole unit and bag. I stand in the bathroom with an electric razor and go for it, VERY CAREFULLY AND SLOWLY. Can't rush this event. Scissors are okay but don't like the idea of sharp utensils down there. The electric razor I use is the kind barbers use when "edging" your hair near your sideburns and back of neck. I use mine with a plastic piece / cover that is sized for trimming the small short hairs.

No part of the appliance ever touches my skin.

I learned this technique when I used it to trim chest hair, which had gotten too long for even me. I'm hapa and so now I "manscape" about once a month and keep my bod neatly cropped and trimmed, without taking away from the masculine look of having hair over certain parts of my body.

The all shaved thing is a bit odd to me. I see it in porn movies, so okay, it ain't just gay guys, I get it. But when you're standing in the shower at the YMCA, I figure when I see a guy totally shaved head to toe and he could be described as "smooth" all over, well, uh, I wonder,"is he gay or a pornstar?"

I have had many girls compliment me on being "maintained". I have never had a girl request that I shave. So I figure, until I am actually asked to do that, I won't. Perhaps this is no big deal to Asian guys with little or no body hair. But us other mutts out there, this is a consideration.

Just my two cents.

I've trimmed above and shaved below since I was in my 20s. I like to be "neat" and prefer my women to be the same.

[QUOTE=John Ross;1168344]I've trimmed above and shaved below since I was in my 20s. I like to be "neat" and prefer my women to be the same.[/QUOTE]For me, trimming my thing is akin to warriors of old doing their due diligence in preparing for battle not knowing when it will come but prepared nontheless. Which reminds me, I havnt been in any battles recently, LOL. I know, there's AMP, but that's just like enjoying the spoils of the winning army, hehe. On another note, anyone notice that the 3 former miss HIs didn't make it in anyone's top 4 list? Also, what about former tv girls like Maria Quiban, Lee Cataluna and Stacy Loe? They were pretty hot in their day imo.

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1168186]Don't know exactly how to ask this question, so I will just ask. Are there alot of guys that shave or "wax" their private parts nowadays? Is it normal or only for young guys? Silly question, but my inquiring mind wants to know.[/QUOTE]Thanks alot guys! Now I won't feel weird if I trim it down around the tree. Didn't want an AMP or massage therapist think I'm gay if it's neat and trim down there.

Have you guys ever noticed Michelle's "cans" are getting bigger since she first started out in golf? She's diffenately "legal tender", just wondering if any of you mongers are tapping that and using the right club instead of that 9 iron?

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[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1168588]Have you guys ever noticed Michelle's "cans" are getting bigger since she first started out in golf? She's diffenately "legal tender", just wondering if any of you mongers are tapping that and using the right club instead of that 9 iron?

[url]http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/119157354.html[/url]

[/QUOTE]Oh Yea, I tapped her last night, couldn't get my driver out of her ass though. I guess it was a hole in one.

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1168534]Thanks alot guys! Now I won't feel weird if I trim it down around the tree. Didn't want an AMP or massage therapist think I'm gay if it's neat and trim down there.[/QUOTE]I have done both shaved and waxed. Waxing was great, smooth all over, even in the spots that razor can't touch.

I shave more often to save the cash instead of waxing. The wax last alot longer, is way smoother though. In my experiences, alot of the girls love a nice smooth area down there. Some wil even offer BLS just because you have manscaped that area. Its your preference, and a big selling point is that visually it looks cleaner and bigger. LOL

[QUOTE=Oldee;1168433]On another note, anyone notice that the 3 former miss HIs didn't make it in anyone's top 4 list? Also, what about former tv girls like Maria Quiban, Lee Cataluna and Stacy Loe? They were pretty hot in their day imo.[/QUOTE]I used to watch Lee Kataluna on Chan 8 each weekday morning until she left in I think 1995/96. She definitely should be near the top of the list. Stacy Loe never quite did it for me. I thought she just looked ok.

[QUOTE=Johnny14; 1168588]Have you guys ever noticed Michelle's "cans" are getting bigger since she first started out in golf? She's diffenately "legal tender", just wondering if any of you mongers are tapping that and using the right club instead of that 9 iron?

[url]http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/119157354.html[/url][/QUOTE]I seen her at Mai Tai's with a tall haole dude. I think he was one of the NBA player. He's definitely tapping her. That makes her boobies grow. Nutrition.

DJP

[QUOTE=Mogo Master;1168534]Thanks alot guys! Now I won't feel weird if I trim it down around the tree. Didn't want an AMP or massage therapist think I'm gay if it's neat and trim down there.[/QUOTE]Haha. I don't see how any AMP or mt would think you are gay if your paying to have sex with them regardless what your haircut is like down there.

So I was cruising in Keeaumoku WalMart and saw the '21-year-old' (Cherry?) from Luxury Ocean with a rich-looking oriental guy.

Another time I saw a threesome of little young k-girls in there who were flirtatious, but I got a bad vibe and didn't stick around. Later, I saw them walking towards VIP.

That's what I like about WalMart :).

Did anyone see the program, Strange Sex on TLC at about 2 in the afternoon on Sunday?

There was a married guy that had problems in his marriage, where he was unable to climax, so, he tried to reverse his circumcision. He was and engineer and manufactured a device to grow / stretch his foreskin back.

After a year of wearing the device, his foreskin grew back and he said he was more sensitive in the tip of the penis and even his wife said it was like having a french tickler on his penis that would go back and forth in her vagina.

He is now selling the device on the internet with his wife and 2 daughters.

In another episode there was a woman with 2 vaginas on her body. She was afraid to tell her husband but because of her pregnancy, she was force to tell him.

I didn't know that these unusual conditions existed, I heard of hermaphrodites but, never 2 vaginas.

[QUOTE=Dj Platinum; 1168627]I seen her at Mai Tai's with a tall haole dude. I think he was one of the NBA player. He's definitely tapping her. That makes her boobies grow. Nutrition.

DJP[/QUOTE]Yeah there was a report some time ago that she was dating one of the 7' twin centers on the basketball team. I think they're both in the NBA now.

[QUOTE=H Mobius; 1168675]So I was cruising in Keeaumoku WalMart and saw the '21-year-old' (Cherry?) from Luxury Ocean with a rich-looking oriental guy.

Another time I saw a threesome of little young k-girls in there who were flirtatious, but I got a bad vibe and didn't stick around. Later, I saw them walking towards VIP.

That's what I like about WalMart. [/QUOTE]Me too! I remember before I made my first mongering trip, it was because of a bunch of girls that I think strolled from WalMart to Sakura. I was with my SO at the time, but man could not help glaring. Commented to my SO,"can't believe what girls wear now a days" to justify the staring

To all my brothers on here. I've been a member for almost 3 years, but probably lurked 1-2 more prior to that. It's been fun, and a lot of $$$ well spent! Just got back from my bach party, and I guess I always imagined it to be much crazier. Maybe I'm just mentally winding down. I still have my hit-list, and a few ATFs that'd I'll make sure to see before the end game. Hopefully some new talent or the MGFs return before then. But yeah, my last few months of single life. Thanks for making it a blast!

[QUOTE=Pok Gai;1168881]To all my brothers on here. I've been a member for almost 3 years, but probably lurked 1-2 more prior to that. It's been fun, and a lot of $$$ well spent! Just got back from my bach party, and I guess I always imagined it to be much crazier. Maybe I'm just mentally winding down. I still have my hit-list, and a few ATFs that'd I'll make sure to see before the end game. Hopefully some new talent or the MGFs return before then. But yeah, my last few months of single life. Thanks for making it a blast![/QUOTE]Hey dude, just tell your wife you going "jogging" and head straight for the AMP! Ha ha. Make sure you shower after so she won't smell her punani.

[QUOTE=Doc Wayne;1168806]Yeah there was a report some time ago that she was dating one of the 7' twin centers on the basketball team. I think they're both in the NBA now.[/QUOTE]Yeah. The twin robin Lopez from the phoenix suns is tapping her. Lucky bastard. The other brother brook Lopez on the new jersey nets is the better player though.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing when you think of her now as a fully legal 21 year old who is now sexually active.

*sigh*

Thank heaven for little girls, they grow up in the most delightful way!

[QUOTE=Dj Platinum; 1168627]I seen her at Mai Tai's with a tall haole dude. I think he was one of the NBA player. He's definitely tapping her. That makes her boobies grow. Nutrition.

DJP[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Allbust;1168907]Yeah. The twin robin Lopez from the phoenix suns is tapping her. Lucky bastard. [/QUOTE]I thought M. Wie can't win the big one. Maybe not on the golf course then.

[QUOTE=Allbust;1168907]Yeah. The twin robin Lopez from the phoenix suns is tapping her. Lucky bastard. The other brother brook Lopez on the new jersey nets is the better player though.[/QUOTE]God damn it. I want to do Michelle but of course we had no chance. Fricken Lopez brother! Ha ha, hey if one day she fricks up her career, someone holler at her that she'll be able to make decent money at an AMP near you. I know, keep dreaming- ha ha.

[QUOTE=Carmello;1169304]God damn it. I want to do Michelle but of course we had no chance. Fricken Lopez brother! Ha ha, hey if one day she fricks up her career, someone holler at her that she'll be able to make decent money at an AMP near you. I know, keep dreaming- ha ha.[/QUOTE]Aloha Carmelo good thing there is no charge in dreaming, you be broke just like me.

KBG / VBG ROBs are nothing compared to this bunch: [url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42459643/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/[/url]

Anyone see this group before. My first AMP girl I saw at 7 before she moved away reminds me of one of these beauties. Had one of those innocent smiles too that those girls have in the vid. Told me she made her money and quit. Miss her much!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckzBPaoX8U&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=Pok Gai;1168881]To all my brothers on here. I've been a member for almost 3 years, but probably lurked 1-2 more prior to that. It's been fun, and a lot of $$$ well spent! Just got back from my bach party, and I guess I always imagined it to be much crazier. Maybe I'm just mentally winding down. I still have my hit-list, and a few ATFs that'd I'll make sure to see before the end game. Hopefully some new talent or the MGFs return before then. But yeah, my last few months of single life. Thanks for making it a blast![/QUOTE]LOL, you'll be back fucking other woman in less than a month! Guarantee!

Just wondering if you fellow mongers could post how many times you currently monger. I used to go 2-3 times a week back in the half hour special time in November. Now once a month because $2. 0 seems like a lot of money to blow. I know, I know. 2-3 times for $1. 3 adds up but it seemed like less and a no brainer visit.

[QUOTE=Carmello; 1170698]Anyone see this group before. My first AMP girl I saw at 7 before she moved away reminds me of one of these beauties. Had one of those innocent smiles too that those girls have in the vid. Told me she made her money and quit. Miss her much!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckzBPaoX8U&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]Yea, I have seen them before. Don't you just love those hot K-pop girls! I am going to have ask Julie at Ichiban to sing "Gee Gee Gee" for me while I am banging her next time. That would be cool.

[QUOTE=Mipene77;1170899]Yea, I have seen them before. Don't you just love those hot K-pop girls! I am going to have ask Julie at Ichiban to sing "Gee Gee Gee" for me while I am banging her next time. That would be cool.[/QUOTE]Check out the group KARA singing Mister; the butt dance was really popular in Korea last year. Or check out G. NA Choi when she was a model / dancer in 2pm's MV 10 out of 10.

I used to go twice a week, but it all depends on my schedule and how I feel. I'm in the Makule division so its not like the younger days. If you go to often, you don't get that total enjoyment. Also with a SO its when I can get away.

I find that young or MILF are fun. You just have to find the right ones you connect with. Some of the more popular ones mentioned on this board are ok, and some spectacular but once in a while you'll find a real gem.

A few months ago I found a winner at Lotus, but she was only visiting from SF. Hooked up four times in two weeks before she left. Was a sad day when she left.

Good luck you and remember even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while!

Alohas

[QUOTE=Oldie81;1170715]Just wondering if you fellow mongers could post how many times you currently monger. I used to go 2-3 times a week back in the half hour special time in November. Now once a month because $2. 0 seems like a lot of money to blow. I know, I know. 2-3 times for $1. 3 adds up but it seemed like less and a no brainer visit.[/QUOTE]Now? 1x month. It's so boring now. Maybe because it's lost that new-fad fun for me. But I'm going to enjoy the next few months somehow!

[QUOTE=Oldie81;1170706]LOL, you'll be back fucking other woman in less than a month! Guarantee![/QUOTE]LOL money back guarantee? Naw, told myself I wouldn't get married until this game was over. I've been bored for quite some time. Don't get me wrong. I still have a few months of freedom. And will utilize my stash accordingly

[QUOTE=Thumperforq;1171302]Check out the group KARA singing Mister; the butt dance was really popular in Korea last year. [/QUOTE]LOL! D'amor Julie use to sing that song all the time at Splash. Goo Ha ra is hot.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKYnTcfkmhw&feature=related[/url]

[QUOTE=Oioman; 1171311]I used to go twice a week, but it all depends on my schedule and how I feel. I'm in the Makule division so its not like the younger days. If you go to often, you don't get that total enjoyment. Also with a SO its when I can get away.

I find that young or MILF are fun. You just have to find the right ones you connect with. Some of the more popular ones mentioned on this board are ok, and some spectacular but once in a while you'll find a real gem.

A few months ago I found a winner at Lotus, but she was only visiting from SF. Hooked up four times in two weeks before she left. Was a sad day when she left.

Good luck you and remember even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while!

Alohas[/QUOTE]I agree. One time a month nuff- sometimes two times a month. Ha ha.

[QUOTE=Carmello; 1170698]Anyone see this group before. My first AMP girl I saw at 7 before she moved away reminds me of one of these beauties. Had one of those innocent smiles too that those girls have in the vid. Told me she made her money and quit. Miss her much!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckzBPaoX8U&feature=related[/url]

[/QUOTE]I think this group from Japan named Ebisu Muscat are much better then Girls Generation. Well this a totally different group so I shouldn't compare the 2 groups. This group is from the Japan variety show Choito Muscat (not sure if the show is still airing) they actually have a couple music videos and couple more music singles. Personally they can't sing but they do other things really well so who really cares how they sound singing right? Hehehe (someone of you might recognize the females in this group) also one of the producers of the show likes spending $$$$ at some of the KBs here like Evergreen.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMH4pMb83wM[/url]

[QUOTE=Pok Gai;1171334]Now? 1x month. It's so boring now. Maybe because it's lost that new-fad fun for me. But I'm going to enjoy the next few months somehow![/QUOTE]I agree. In fact, I don't go because I'm excited to go based on reports posted on a provider, I go because I'm bothered on something. Or, I got aroused at a hostess bar that I need to release. I guess when you been going AMPs for so many years, its routine already. If I was a rookie experiencing this, then I would be more excited. Got to admit though, glad we still have these places.

[QUOTE=Hello, Kitty; 1171383]LOL! D'amor Julie use to sing that song all the time at Splash. Goo Ha ra is hot.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKYnTcfkmhw&feature=related[/url][/QUOTE]I am in love with the one with the skinny waist and big eyes. What is her name?

[QUOTE=Oldie81;1170715]Just wondering if you fellow mongers could post how many times you currently monger. I used to go 2-3 times a week back in the half hour special time in November. Now once a month because $2. 0 seems like a lot of money to blow. I know, I know. 2-3 times for $1. 3 adds up but it seemed like less and a no brainer visit.[/QUOTE]Once a month if I'm lucky. Tough times!

Back in the early- to mid-'00s when I was raking it in, maybe four times a week. And a lot of those nights were two-fers! Sometimes I'd see the first girl and get two pops, then the second girl and sometime manage not to pop, so I'd go see a third girl...

I think I figured out my outlay was in the Charlie Sheen area of *****-payout!

Ah, to go back to more fruitful times!