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[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]You also correct the man's spelling, and yet your User I'd on this forum is spelled the way that he wrote it.

(Yes, I am this much of a PITA in person, and yes, it's likely why I'm still single, LOL)

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1558226]This is Nicholle

Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle[/QUOTE]Nicholle, I think it's ironic you call it disgusting when men go from girl to girl when your whole job is to go from guy to guy. I don't feel that this site is for your ranting when you provided bad service. I have girls give bad / good service and I will give my opinion to my fellow readers. Maybe you were off your game. Either way it's not your place to say how your service was given and it's up to us to decide weather we take advice given. I'm a firm believer that a girl may react different to various men. I. E. If they look good, older, have more money, fat, skinny you get the point.

It also works both ways when girls over book and keep us waiting or bail all together. This business you have to accept the good with the bad. Just do a better job next time and maybe someone will give you a redeemed post.

My point is why men can't be prepared period! You are so picky and indecisive. I don't care for the reviews. I'm not on backpage enough to worry about germs- I test myself every six months. I have a life and a career. I don't depend on various men. I prefer Couples or dealing with other women. I rarely deal with guys. I find it funny you run to the Caucasian women. They know they have the upper hand and they know money will be made no matter the circumstances. Always the bait and switch! Hilarious! Lori reads the reviews as well. She is an older lady what do you expect! My user name is spelled for a reason. I could not use my name the site would not allow me. Besides I will stand up for whats Right period. Most men come to us with a soft meat stick or its small and useless. Only the smart ones such as myself know to post in other states and by pass Fayetteville-Nicholle P. S Plus men love not using a condom-trust me I reject a whole lot of individuals I'm very picky. I don't have numerous men running through me. Its easier to deal with more regulars then new comers period!

[QUOTE=LovahLovah;1558770]I did spell your name right. Even you have it spelled as Nicolee as your username. So you are proving that you are crazy or wacked in the head LOL. And your rambling here shows exactly why you should be avoided. You talking about men like us going from girl to girl is disgusting. Yet, you and many other women of the trade see several men on a daily / weekly / monthly basis. Hypocritical aren't you? Please use logic before posting next time instead of just quickly gathering together words just because I gave you a honest review. I know you girls from BP and other pages read this forum and that will not dissuade me from posting honest reviews. Positive or negative. Especially negative reviews. Our time is just as important as yours and other women of the craft.[/QUOTE]Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier.you wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1559268]Why not tell them the real reason I gave you bad service. There's lots of men like yourself that come to us unprepared! Or you try to be slick and take back gifts that you say we could keep! I have numerous clients. But you men don't always show or we have to play guessing games! Be honest I am Nicholle spell my name right. Yes we Backpage girls do read This forum. So watch what you say! I honestly am a great provider. I do my best to make sure my environment is clean and smells decent without any children! For the other lady you like to visit with the child she needs to get a nanny! If others see her with a child giving services she could go to jail! Also if a provider changes her name or number she has been in prison. Also LovahLovah- we providers can't tolerate men like your self who go FROM girl to girl. We do talk and we will know! Its DISGUSTING! You pass germs around and don't know it! I'm glad I have a job and a life. I DO THIS FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY-Nicholle

My point is why men can't be prepared period! You are so picky and indecisive. I don't care for the reviews. I'm not on backpage enough to worry about germs- I test myself every six months. I have a life and a career. I don't depend on various men. I prefer Couples or dealing with other women. I rarely deal with guys. I find it funny you run to the Caucasian women. They know they have the upper hand and they know money will be made no matter the circumstances. Always the bait and switch! Hilarious! Lori reads the reviews as well. She is an older lady what do you expect! My user name is spelled for a reason. I could not use my name the site would not allow me. Besides I will stand up for whats Right period. Most men come to us with a soft meat stick or its small and useless. Only the smart ones such as myself know to post in other states and by pass Fayetteville-Nicholle P. S Plus men love not using a condom-trust me I reject a whole lot of individuals I'm very picky. I don't have numerous men running through me. Its easier to deal with more regulars then new comers period!

Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier. You wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.[/QUOTE]I have to admit, you sound fairly unbalanced, which is honestly what I expect from the average service provider anyway, who claims to turns tricks "FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY" while maintaining your "life and a career", which I assume is provider code for "EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR WHEN I NEED MY NEXT FIX".

You saying you're not on BP enough to worry about germs is naive, because realistically it only takes one time of performing unsafe sex acts to catch an STD. It's not a numbers game, and you're not playing any odds that can be beaten. Every single time you perform unsafe sex acts, you are accepting a risk.

And you say guys that use multiple providers are spreading germs. Well where do you think they are receiving these germs from in the first place? From these providers (including yourself) that can be persuaded to perform unsafe sex acts for an additional five dollar tip or a happy meal from the nearest fast food drive-through or a honey bun and a bottle of sprite. And this is being repeated by these providers with multiple clients numerous times per day. So do the math on the likelihood of a provider ever actually being fully clean and STD-free. I wouldn't want to gamble my health on a provider that claims to "not be on BackPage enough to worry about germs". I do actually enjoy listening to providers speak, because most of you sound so stupid that it's entertaining. But I understand that drug abuse isn't known for raising IQ's.

I guarantee you that not a single member of this forum cares whether providers read these forums. We have always known they do. Providers that provide lackluster / mediocre services, are sloppy / nasty, upsell, run scams, have atrocious hygiene, etc can always fully expect to be fairly reviewed without any regard for whether you read your own reviews or not. This is OUR forum, not yours. Not a single shit will be given. If you like, go to a forum where you can review clients and specify how much they paid you and how many drug hits that money buys you within seconds of the client leaving.

And yes, before you say it, I realize that you envision yourself as an internet escort / massage therapist, which makes no difference to me in how I perceive you, since most providers share similar qualities regardless of what venue they use to peddle their wares, whether it's on the internet, street, club, etc. I know your history, and I remember when you were so broke you were trying to rent out a room, supposedly to compensate for one of the emergencies you talked about. You have generally fair to poor reviews, and your physical appearance is not going to drive flocks of clients to your door, which is why I suppose you experience so many emergencies with a failing massage therapy business that drive you to BackPage. Welcome to USA Sex Guide.

Its all a game regardless of how its played! Truth is we all need assistance. I was not aiming at anyone but Lovah Lovah. I found his statement rude and quite disrespectful. He could have revised his rebuttal a whole lot better! I am not on drugs nor do I drink! You can have safe customers as long as the respect you and your rules. No one could touch my expertise. I teach couples about their sex lives and I don't just lay on my back all day. Browsebot No disrespect to you at all. Its just refreshing to have a women's opinion sometimes rather you agree or not.

[QUOTE=Browsebot; 1559518]I have to admit, you sound fairly unbalanced, which is honestly what I expect from the average service provider anyway, who claims to turns tricks "FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY" while maintaining your "life and a career", which I assume is provider code for "EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR WHEN I NEED MY NEXT FIX".

You saying you're not on BP enough to worry about germs is naive, because realistically it only takes one time of performing unsafe sex acts to catch an STD. It's not a numbers game, and you're not playing any odds that can be beaten. Every single time you perform unsafe sex acts, you are accepting a risk.

And you say guys that use multiple providers are spreading germs. Well where do you think they are receiving these germs from in the first place? From these providers (including yourself) that can be persuaded to perform unsafe sex acts for an additional five dollar tip or a happy meal from the nearest fast food drive-through or a honey bun and a bottle of sprite. And this is being repeated by these providers with multiple clients numerous times per day. So do the math on the likelihood of a provider ever actually being fully clean and STD-free. I wouldn't want to gamble my health on a provider that claims to "not be on BackPage enough to worry about germs". I do actually enjoy listening to providers speak, because most of you sound so stupid that it's entertaining. But I understand that drug abuse isn't known for raising IQ's.

I guarantee you that not a single member of this forum cares whether providers read these forums. We have always known they do. Providers that provide lackluster / mediocre services, are sloppy / nasty, upsell, run scams, have atrocious hygiene, etc can always fully expect to be fairly reviewed without any regard for whether you read your own reviews or not. This is OUR forum, not yours. Not a single shit will be given. If you like, go to a forum where you can review clients and specify how much they paid you and how many drug hits that money buys you within seconds of the client leaving.

And yes, before you say it, I realize that you envision yourself as an internet escort / massage therapist, which makes no difference to me in how I perceive you, since most providers share similar qualities regardless of what venue they use to peddle their wares, whether it's on the internet, street, club, etc. I know your history, and I remember when you were so broke you were trying to rent out a room, supposedly to compensate for one of the emergencies you talked about. You have generally fair to poor reviews, and your physical appearance is not going to drive flocks of clients to your door, which is why I suppose you experience so many emergencies with a failing massage therapy business that drive you to BackPage. Welcome to USA Sex Guide.[/QUOTE]Good job! I have had this young lady email a few times when I have posted on craigslist looking for fun; she will email a few times before dropping the bomb= "are you donating?" call Keisha for some good dreaming=small girl with big natural breasts==a real ebony treat!

[QUOTE=Nicholee26;1559268]Once again I'm more of a lesbian and two you came to me unprepared. I could care less really and you did spell my name wrong! Its not hypercritical you thought I would not find or read your report! Guess what you got caught and I will pass your ignorance along! Good luck at giving false information. Men such as yourself are hard to satisfy or may never marry! Or I simply can see why you have to pay for women. Why you can't go out and find a women Have you tried it? If not you should. Thats what is wrong with people of today! They won't date but love going to random women. Honestly, Lovah Lovah I feel sorry for you-I wish you could find a provider and stick with her its so much easier.you wouldn't have to worry about being robbed or attacked or having a thug around. Be wise. Only find a provider if your regular moves away! If your going to cheat be smart. If your single stick with one provider.[/QUOTE]If I only wanted to have sex with one woman for the rest of my life then I would get married.

Mrs Nicholle,

I wasn't going to weigh in on this but, I am curious? But with all due respect to you and this dream world that we are a part of I have a few questions. Do you know LovahLovah personally? Or are you just making a general statement of the behavior of hobbiest? Also what do you mean when you keep saying 'men come to you unprepared'? Please explain.

Plus alot of ladies in this dream world business use this forum to stay in contact with clients and also to improve there service by knowing what the clients are looking for. I am a very active member of this forum and we use this forum as a way of protecting ourselves and each other by sharing information.

Lex Luthor

[QUOTE=LexintonLuther; 1559960]Mrs Nicholle,

I wasn't going to weigh in on this but, I am curious? But with all due respect to you and this dream world that we are a part of I have a few questions. Do you know LovahLovah personally? Or are you just making a general statement of the behavior of hobbiest? Also what do you mean when you keep saying 'men come to you unprepared'? Please explain.

Plus alot of ladies in this dream world business use this forum to stay in contact with clients and also to improve there service by knowing what the clients are looking for. I am a very active member of this forum and we use this forum as a way of protecting ourselves and each other by sharing information.

Lex Luthor[/QUOTE]Good-morning Lex,

I see you are the king of Sex-quide,

Those book reports are very well written-maybe you can teach the other gents how to review a provider accurately. Now for your questions. As for Lovah Lovah we all know who thi man or human is. Some of our Backpage members do conversant on a bi-weekly basis. Some to learn information or to rant to one another. Lovah has came up a lot in our conversations. The statement is just a mixture of what everyone is saying! I personally was sick and tired of him. This part is just my opinion no one else! Many individuals come to my door with no condoms, proper currency or gifts or they show up at our door with several ms-understandings. I tell my clients to come prepared and if there are any questions or a direct time suggested call the night before. My favorite is a man with a limp. As a provider if its a fast act.come prepared come in hard. Which is great I simply use a lasso but still some gentlemen complain-when we use all the tricks in the book and its still sag. Don't cross us out because you were simply not prepared. My favorite is Prostate massages it depends if this is done right. I use two fingers and lots of lube and patience Lex if not its painful. The straight man is finally discovering the gay mans secret. Men have a g-spot as well called the prostate. I am bi don't get me wrong I just prefer women. I can handle a man satisfy one but once again I prefer women. NO girl can touch me on that. I have females that come to get eaten out. Women enjoy it as much as men. Some use pumps, vibrators and toys the hottest thing is the glass dildo. The couples I take care of I gift books, toys and sex classes. As a curtsey only I will disclose my own link-but it is restricted. You will have to sign in! I have a lot of members on my site privacy is a must! If you need my picture ask-Nicholle My Link is [url]http://eroticaromatherapy.webs.com/[/url]

P S Also I think it would be great if there was a question or answer section-so we can fix common errors and ms-understandings. I seriously believe Backpage now is more of a quick fix now and no longer a place of business. I sometimes use Craigslist but I use the small business section! Once again I'm not trying to be anyone's enemies, Just had to get some things off my chest-Hello World I'm Nicholle!

Hello again,

I had a dream of a girl named holly. In this dream we agreed on a time and location. She is a little late, but no biggie. She arrive at my door with a tiny bag in her hand with a few sexy outfits inside. After a brief introduction she asked if she can go to the bathroom to try on some of the sexy outfits for me. I said sure. Well I have thin walls so I can hear that other thing she is doing. I usually don't care about that since we all have our habbits, but this is my home and I do not like that in my house. Anyway after about 15 minutes of her modeling different outfits for me, she asked me to pick my favorite so she can wear during our time together. I told her which one to wear and we went to the bedroom. All is going good until about 10 minutes in she starts the countdown. You have about X amount of minutes left, hun. Thats when I decided I wouldn't see her again. Overall, she is a sexy girl that provides full service (backdoor available with extra donation). But she has that habbit that could be no go for some of us, and she rushes. So Although I will personally not be calling her again, I will not say stay away, nor will I recomend her. So YMMV. Oh and I almost forgot, in this dream I gave 150 for 1/2 hr.

[url]http://fayettevillenc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/holly-is-backthe-classy-brunette-that-you-will-love-clean-and-safe-23/6607155[/url]

[QUOTE=Nicholee26; 1560266]Good-morning Lex,

I see you are the king of Sex-quide,

Those book reports are very well written-maybe you can teach the other gents how to review a provider accurately. Now for your questions. As for Lovah Lovah we all know who thi man or human is. Some of our Backpage members do conversant on a bi-weekly basis. Some to learn information or to rant to one another. Lovah has came up a lot in our conversations. The statement is just a mixture of what everyone is saying! I personally was sick and tired of him. This part is just my opinion no one else! Many individuals come to my door with no condoms, proper currency or gifts or they show up at our door with several ms-understandings. I tell my clients to come prepared and if there are any questions or a direct time suggested call the night before. My favorite is a man with a limp. As a provider if its a fast act. Come prepared come in hard. Which is great I simply use a lasso but still some gentlemen complain-when we use all the tricks in the book and its still sag. Don't cross us out because you were simply not prepared. My favorite is Prostate massages it depends if this is done right. I use two fingers and lots of lube and patience Lex if not its painful. The straight man is finally discovering the gay mans secret. Men have a g-spot as well called the prostate. I am bi don't get me wrong I just prefer women. I can handle a man satisfy one but once again I prefer women. NO girl can touch me on that. I have females that come to get eaten out. Women enjoy it as much as men. Some use pumps, vibrators and toys the hottest thing is the glass dildo. The couples I take care of I gift books, toys and sex classes. As a curtsey only I will disclose my own link-but it is restricted. You will have to sign in! I have a lot of members on my site privacy is a must! If you need my picture ask-Nicholle My Link is.

[url]http://eroticaromatherapy.webs.com/[/url]

P S Also I think it would be great if there was a question or answer section-so we can fix common errors and ms-understandings. I seriously believe Backpage now is more of a quick fix now and no longer a place of business. I sometimes use Craigslist but I use the small business section! Once again I'm not trying to be anyone's enemies, Just had to get some things off my chest-Hello World I'm Nicholle![/QUOTE]You sayed "Many individuals come to my door with no condoms," When you get your oil changed do you bring your own oil? As A provider I would hope that you keep plenty of condoms on hand.

[QUOTE=Ellis61;1560590]You sayed "Many individuals come to my door with no condoms," When you get your oil changed do you bring your own oil? As A provider I would hope that you keep plenty of condoms on hand.[/QUOTE]I do but most are to large to wear them! Just saying!

No ma'am I am far from the King of Sexiquide, I am only a member that expresses my adventures in story form nothing more. But thank you for answering my questions so promptly. I completely understand the statements of needing to rant, we members do it all the time in this forum. I get that you don't like men to show up unprepared, but maybe their situations doesn't allow for them to travel with protection (condoms) and you have to respect that. I always have them due to the type of condoms I prefer, but I do expect the provider to have them as well. Also as an older man, I need more than just the sight of some breast to get my juices following. So for a quick visit, showing up erect / hard is not going to happen. It's the whole dream (fantasy if you will) that I am looking for. I have been to your site a few times and was going to make an appointment, but your 'rules and regulations' doesn't work for me. The main issues is 'you don't see well-endowed men' I am more than your required 8' or less rule. I do agree that a question and answer section would be great that could fix misunderstandings. I also agree that BP has turned into something far less than the good old days of CL when providers worked it as job and not just a quick deal to supply their next fix to maintain a high. There are so many providers out there that are doing just that and it is sad really when some of these ladies make thousands of dollars to smoke it up in a glass pipe or an injection. I am looking for one good provider, but just like all the other members and I am sure they will agree, as soon as you find a good one, you find out things you might not want to be a part of, and there are so many that are here today gone tommorrow that the choices are limited. But thats just my opinion. As I always say, we all have our demons!

Lex

I would like to hear your opinion on expectations. Since Mrs. Nicholle said many girls read our posts now I invite you girls to weight in with your thoughts. Mrs. Nicholle spoke about being unprepared. I keep my dreams very private to the exceptions of my fellow writers here on this forum so I have no one to compare notes. I will start off with my expectations from a provider and from me. What I would like to know is are your expectations different?

Provider: 1. I do incall so location price dependent Low price equals not so nice, high price nice place 2. She must be clean and not stink. 3. She provides the protection (unless you have a preferred brand) just throwing out numbers here 12 pack condoms what $20 even if they are as low as. 6 per date that is $720 buy bulk. 4. Must try not to over book to keep me waiting and prevent rushing me out of my allotted time. Most girls will only go until you are done then it's over no matter if you had an hour or you only used 20 min. 5. No other people in the room / bathroom unless discussed prior. 6. No matter how much the date you always put your best foot forward. We paid for the time so help us enjoy it not regret it. 7. She should never call back unless a message was left. She should never send texts unless previously agreed upon.

From me: 1. I must be on time. Call if I will be late or have to cancel. 2. I must be clean / showered or at ask to clean up / shower is available. 3. If prices are agreed upon I must not request lower payment upon arrival. 4. I must be respectful to the girl. Respect her time don't go over if I do compensate her for her extra time.

I don't tip due to the fact I think it's high transaction as is, the tip is a return client. What is your take on a tip? If so what is standard?

I could be off a bit on some of these if so set me straight, If I missed some let me know. I want to have the best experience possible and If I know what you want and you know what I want I think we both can be happy.

Happy hunting