Non-Asian Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Steven1234; 1185587]So it appears you guys think it was OK for a provider to double book me and then put me off an additional hour. Then when my time comes up she says " time to close up shop I have to get home. Better luck next time".

You guys are so used to being ripped off and mistreated that you are funny. If she could not see me that day then fine. Say, that she is booked up but how about another day etc.

[/QUOTE]Steven,

I gather from your comments that the lady was gone or at least walking away from you making a fast escape with another customer when you discovered the envelope.

Therefore, the only way you could have in fact given the envelope to her would have been to either (a) risk causing a scene on the spot or (b) calling her the next day and saying something to the effect that "Umm. You stiffed me yesterday, and not in a good way, either. But as you ran away, after you broke my appointment with no notice, I found an envelope on the ground containing $500, which I trust belonged to you. Perhaps you would like to arrange a convenient time for us to meet so that I can return your property."

The former idea could have caused an immediate scene to be avoided. The latter, if she had gone along with it at all, would likely have resulted in a show down, possibly leading to fisticuffs with her varied and sundry homies, whose twisted logic would inform them that if you had "stolen" this $500 from her the day before, you surely had it in mind to rob her again. After all, in their world--and hers--why else would any sane person return money found on the ground? So, at the end of the day, you were smart and I know very well that under the same circumstances I would have done exactly what you did: Hightailed it the eff out of there, and fast.

[QUOTE=Thickx;1185826]Visited CAT the other day and did not really enjoy. Paid the hse $80 and gave my slip to Amber who was waiting with the other middle aged to older women watching TV in the lounge. Massage sucked (slid hands up and down the body with no pressure) and she talked way too much. I have had better tease, although I did get some rimming with the reach-under. She loves to bob her head and have you watch. Moved to FS and hit it hard to the finish. Ok time left $100. I am so confused now a days cause I can't find a good American massage with the FS. Oh well I will keep looking.[/QUOTE]Great place to go if you like the smell of rancid foods and you favor cynical, burnt-out, hard bitten women who are a step and a half down from SWs. Otherwise, a nice place to visit.

[QUOTE=Boston Ampfan; 1186749]Steven,

I gather from your comments that the lady was gone or at least walking away from you making a fast escape with another customer when you discovered the envelope.

So, at the end of the day, you were smart and I know very well that under the same circumstances I would have done exactly what you did: Hightailed it the eff out of there, and fast. [/QUOTE]I made an appointment and had been there before so I was cleared as OK. I arrived 5 minutes prior to the appointment. She was taking in another guy and said to me that there must have been a mix up and to wait or come back in a hour and I will get my massage. I chose to stay and read the magazines on the coffee table. After a hour she comes out with the patron and says she has to go home and to try again at a latter date. The patron left immediatly and she was right behind. I had to leave the appartment as she locked the door and she bolted down the stairs in a effort to avoid me. That is when I saw the envelope. FINDERS Keppers. She must have massaged 4-5 guys for the $ in the envelope that day. I was never going to return anyways. From that time on I leave a place if there is any bait and switch etc. I now go to legit places where I get the same service that I got at the places you guys go to. I found that if you become a regular at certain places you get extra services. If you are real clever you can get a private appointment with the provider in her appartment or home. This way you slit the house fee. It took me a long time to find these places and providers. Once you are given the Ok they tell their coworkers and you will get the same treatment from them. TO TOP it OFF. You get a PROFESSIONAL massage that is outstanding. Not the crap you guys are getting. Why do I show up here. Every now and then I like to see what is going on with the hobby.

Good luck to you all,

Steve (carlos from TBD)

[QUOTE=Steven1234; 1187030]I made an appointment and had been there before so I was cleared as OK. I arrived 5 minutes prior to the appointment. She was taking in another guy and said to me that there must have been a mix up and to wait or come back in a hour and I will get my massage. I chose to stay and read the magazines on the coffee table. After a hour she comes out with the patron and says she has to go home and to try again at a latter date. The patron left immediatly and she was right behind. I had to leave the appartment as she locked the door and she bolted down the stairs in a effort to avoid me. That is when I saw the envelope. FINDERS Keppers. She must have massaged 4-5 guys for the $ in the envelope that day. I was never going to return anyways. From that time on I leave a place if there is any bait and switch etc. I now go to legit places where I get the same service that I got at the places you guys go to. I found that if you become a regular at certain places you get extra services. If you are real clever you can get a private appointment with the provider in her appartment or home. This way you slit the house fee. It took me a long time to find these places and providers. Once you are given the Ok they tell their coworkers and you will get the same treatment from them. TO TOP it OFF. You get a PROFESSIONAL massage that is outstanding. Not the crap you guys are getting. Why do I show up here. Every now and then I like to see what is going on with the hobby.

Good luck to you all,

Steve (carlos from TBD) [/QUOTE.

You were in her appartment so you coulkd have slid the envelope thru the door if you were an HONEST Man. Did You ever think that maybe the girl Did NOT like U or want anything to do with you?

And now your here telling us how you go to LEGIT places and they give U more. I'm calling you OUT on that because you are a LIAR no legit places will ever ever do that, and risk losing their license.

Plus if your so happy why do you bother reading this board? Oh ya I forgot your here to LAUGH at us.

Personally I think you bring Nothing to this forum just like with TBD and take everything.

Case Closed

[QUOTE=Boston Ampfan;1186763]Great place to go if you like the smell of rancid foods and you favor cynical, burnt-out, hard bitten women who are a step and a half down from SWs. Otherwise, a nice place to visit.[/QUOTE]Maybe we should forward this info to Fodor's travel guide?

I thought this forum was about exchanging actual experiences with providers? Who cares what happened after a visit, before, etc. This discussion has morphed into something one might hear amongst highschool kids.

Respectfully,

Joe

Agree with Joe. Everyone operates independently here and with their own set of morals. Challenging or arguing with someone in this forum is pretty much mental masturbation. I'd also like to hear more about what happens & is available inside the AMPs and NonAMPs than what transpires outside. Just my 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Joe Fish; 1187464]I thought this forum was about exchanging actual experiences with providers? Who cares what happened after a visit, before, etc. This discussion has morphed into something one might hear amongst highschool kids.

Respectfully,

Joe[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jzwhy;1187531]Agree with Joe. Everyone operates independently here and with their own set of morals. Challenging or arguing with someone in this forum is pretty much mental masturbation. I'd also like to hear more about what happens & is available inside the AMPs and NonAMPs than what transpires outside. Just my 2 cents.[/QUOTE]While some of the topics can go on forever there are two benefits that I can see. And these may not apply to everyone but at least in my years of posting it has seemed to help me.

First of all I agree that there needs to be more posting of gents and their trips. I find it hard to believe that of the hundreds of trips to these many places that only one or two get posted here. Now everyone has their own agenda and reasons for not posting but yes in general we need more.

And yes everyone does operate independently and has their own set of morals. No question. However when I'm looking for info (good and trusted info) both on the board and off then I am going to use the posters history and yes morals to help me decide if I am going to act on the info provided (either here or pm). I also am going to use that history gleaned by the postings to help me decide if I am going to give a reference or a number out that I have been entrusted with to someone. If someone has given me their number (Rea, Lexi to name two) to pass on to gents I TRUST then I'm going to try and give it to someone who isn't going to take advantage of her (read whatever you want into that guys). I'm not going to ruin a relationship with a provider and others (word gets around whether you think it does or not) by sending her someone I don't know or I don't trust (and that is a relative term).

And lastly. Things suck right now out in the 'real' world and sometimes I just enjoy the back and forth of some good bashing which besides providing relief from the everyday world help us to 'police' ourselves just a little bit. I couldn't tell you how many times I have been told. Thanks for the support by a provider. And BTW. They do read. Just my. 02 on this cloudy and dreary day.

I had heard that London from spa a is pretty good. The owner's brother and I are friends from work

Seriously, WTF does this mean?

Hows this:

I know a guy who knows a guy who says he knows a girl who has a friend that knows a girl who will blow you for $50.

If you have no first hand, or at a min second hand knowledge, then the post is worthless.

[QUOTE=Kevinm1;1187847]I had heard that London from spa a is pretty good. The owner's brother and I are friends from work[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1187621]While some of the topics can go on forever there are two benefits that I can see. And these may not apply to everyone but at least in my years of posting it has seemed to help me.

First of all I agree that there needs to be more posting of gents and their trips. I find it hard to believe that of the hundreds of trips to these many places that only one or two get posted here. Now everyone has their own agenda and reasons for not posting but yes in general we need more.

And yes everyone does operate independently and has their own set of morals. No question. However when I'm looking for info (good and trusted info) both on the board and off then I am going to use the posters history and yes morals to help me decide if I am going to act on the info provided (either here or pm). I also am going to use that history gleaned by the postings to help me decide if I am going to give a reference or a number out that I have been entrusted with to someone. If someone has given me their number (Rea, Lexi to name two) to pass on to gents I TRUST then I'm going to try and give it to someone who isn't going to take advantage of her (read whatever you want into that guys). I'm not going to ruin a relationship with a provider and others (word gets around whether you think it does or not) by sending her someone I don't know or I don't trust (and that is a relative term).

And lastly. Things suck right now out in the 'real' world and sometimes I just enjoy the back and forth of some good bashing which besides providing relief from the everyday world help us to 'police' ourselves just a little bit. I couldn't tell you how many times I have been told. Thanks for the support by a provider. And BTW. They do read. Just my. 02 on this cloudy and dreary day. [/QUOTE]

SO just realized you hit a 1, 000 posts...congrats. Thanks for all of your contributions to the board and via PM over the years.

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1187866]Seriously, WTF does this mean?

Hows this:

I know a guy who knows a guy who says he knows a girl who has a friend that knows a girl who will blow you for $50.

If you have no first hand, or at a min second hand knowledge, then the post is worthless. [/QUOTE]Here's an oldie but a goodie:

Dark Helmet: "Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lonestar."

Lonestar: "What?"

Dark Helmet: "I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate."

Lonestar: "What's that make us?"

Dark Helmet: "Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become!"

[QUOTE=Pw Herman; 1187866]Seriously, WTF does this mean?

Hows this:

I know a guy who knows a guy who says he knows a girl who has a friend that knows a girl who will blow you for $50.

If you have no first hand, or at a min second hand knowledge, then the post is worthless. [/QUOTE]Actually its not douchebag learn to read please, I'm friends with the owners brother he gives me info on who to go see, pretty simple. Clowns like you have destroyed these boards with asinine comments like that, go fuck yourself. I'm done helping you motherfuckers go jerk off in the basement you little troll.

[QUOTE=Kevinm1;1188051]Actually its not douchebag learn to read please, I'm friends with the owners brother he gives me info on who to go see, pretty simple. Clowns like you have destroyed these boards with asinine comments like that, go fuck yourself. I'm done helping you motherfuckers go jerk off in the basement you little troll.[/QUOTE]Actually Kevin, my reading skills are fine as are my comprehension skills.

My problem was that from your post I know the following:

1.) There is a girl named London at Spa A.

2.) You are friends with the owners brother, who claims (via the owner?) that London is good.

Thats all.

What is missing is her ethnicity, height, weight, age, attitude, personality, services provided, fees charged, availability. If I have missed something I apologize.

And I sleep just fine at night confident that clowns such as myself have in fact not ruined the boards, although I will concur that the current state of the boards leaves a lot to be desired. While I would love to give my personal opinion on why the board is in a funk, I must pass at this time as a sudden urge to return to the basement has hit me!

I'm not going to get into the current debate, but I will add something. When I asked the owner who was available, she would often mention a new girl and say "she's a new girl and she's very good", or "if you like so and so, this girl is great", or "I'll book you with xxx she gives a great massage". Since I like variety and I get sick of the same old, I pretty much always tried the new girl. And never once when Terri said someone was good, were they actually good. In fact, in several cases, they were totally legit and the massage was not good.

Does this comment speak to what Kevin's friends uncles or whomever it was said, I'm not sure, but this has been my experience.

I am curious though. Terri monitors this board and is not a fan of the PR. I have to imagine she or her brother know who you are and that you're posting info here. What I can't understand is why they would feed you this info if they know you post and she doesn't want any press on this board. I will however try London if I ever go back to these two locations.

In the meantime, sice you have the connections, any help you can provide in terms of getting Terri to wash the rugs, stop the bait and switch, and train the girls on the excessive upsell, would be greatly appreciated.