[QUOTE=SGHunter69;6996674]Should I try this?
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/hws/d/downey-relax-and-take-load-off/7773388543.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Hilarious I actually laughed out loud.
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[QUOTE=SGHunter69;6996674]Should I try this?
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/hws/d/downey-relax-and-take-load-off/7773388543.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Hilarious I actually laughed out loud.
Craigslist was at one time the mother ship for handies. I have no idea how it has even come slightly back given the potential penalties to its publicly held owner for what FOSTA can get you in trouble for, but I am using it while it lasts:
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-swedish-massage/7795050241.html[/URL]
This is a not meth-ed out gal who is as skittish during the process as a fire-eater practicing on C-4. Her studio is this horribly laid out MP like by robertson and the 10. Managed by a papason who seems to be mentally retarded. A few asian gals running around with covid coughing. She has the dickwork skills of an epileptic before god created light. It is 100 for her time and 100 more for a handie, and if you get along, the next time I think head or fucking is on the menu.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-claudias-healing-energy/7795081279.html[/URL]
You basically have two choices if you want to do good in this world. Either volunteer with the homeless or flag this femaloid's posts. She is a ROB.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-therapeutic-and-holistic/7794869324.html[/URL]
Same as the one immediately above. Two messicans working a scam out of a sort of office / studio by sawtelle and santa monica.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/el-segundo-massages-and-energy-healing/7794834673.html[/URL]
This is luna on thatmall and some other sites. If you want to see how benzos affects a prostitute, you can see this one. She is in another galaxy and talks gibberish.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/santa-monica-massage-in-venice/7793486627.html[/URL]
Black gal at the very southern tip of santa monica. Has the greatest body in the free world. Takes as much interest in her work as the woman at ralphs who watches people steal at the self checkout.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/marina-del-rey-incredible-tantrik/7788554119.html[/URL]
Texted me that it was 500 for tantra. Followed up with me weeks later saying it was 300. Anyone?
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/culver-city-mature-great-caring-massage/7793325464.html[/URL]
No caps a dinosaur. Was old in the 90's.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-relax-and-enjoy-massage-by/7794198247.html[/URL]
She says she is 60. I can tell you to a metaphysical certainly that she is 75 and may be 76.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7072756]Craigslist was at one time the mother ship for handies. I have no idea how it has even come slightly back given the potential penalties to its publicly held owner for what FOSTA can get you in trouble for, but I am using it while it lasts:
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-swedish-massage/7795050241.html[/URL]
This is a not meth-ed out gal who is as skittish during the process as a fire-eater practicing on C-4. Her studio is this horribly laid out MP like by robertson and the 10. Managed by a papason who seems to be mentally retarded. A few asian gals running around with covid coughing. She has the dickwork skills of an epileptic before god created light. It is 100 for her time and 100 more for a handie, and if you get along, the next time I think head or fucking is on the menu.[/QUOTE]"No caps" lmao.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7072756]Craigslist was at one time the mother ship for handies. I have no idea how it has even come slightly back given the potential penalties to its publicly held owner for what FOSTA can get you in trouble for, but I am using it while it lasts:
No caps a dinosaur. Was old in the 90's.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-relax-and-enjoy-massage-by/7794198247.html[/URL]
She says she is 60. I can tell you to a metaphysical certainly that she is 75 and may be 76.[/QUOTE]I had a dream I saw Evette about 14-15 years ago, she was probably in mid to late 50's then. Dreamed a half decent hot oil massage body to body and cfs. She had a bird at the time, the thing would fly around the apartment.
Can confirm that Luna and the two messicans are trash. Luna will straight up rob you for $$$ for a shitty massage and terrible handy. Has GPS cause the pics are actual her and she's "hot" by SW standards.
The two messicans require a deposit sent via Zelle of $ and then want $$ for anything else. Fake ass art gallery that is two blocks away from the LE station. I would avoid.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7072756]Craigslist was at one time the mother ship for handies. I have no idea how it has even come slightly back given the potential penalties to its publicly held owner for what FOSTA can get you in trouble for, but I am using it while it lasts:
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-swedish-massage/7795050241.html[/URL]
This is a not meth-ed out gal who is as skittish during the process as a fire-eater practicing on C-4. Her studio is this horribly laid out MP like by robertson and the 10. Managed by a papason who seems to be mentally retarded. A few asian gals running around with covid coughing. She has the dickwork skills of an epileptic before god created light. It is 100 for her time and 100 more for a handie, and if you get along, the next time I think head or fucking is on the menu.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-claudias-healing-energy/7795081279.html[/URL]
You basically have two choices if you want to do good in this world. Either volunteer with the homeless or flag this femaloid's posts. She is a ROB.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-therapeutic-and-holistic/7794869324.html[/URL]
Same as the one immediately above. Two messicans working a scam out of a sort of office / studio by sawtelle and santa monica.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/el-segundo-massages-and-energy-healing/7794834673.html[/URL]
This is luna on thatmall and some other sites. If you want to see how benzos affects a prostitute, you can see this one. She is in another galaxy and talks gibberish.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/santa-monica-massage-in-venice/7793486627.html[/URL]
Black gal at the very southern tip of santa monica. Has the greatest body in the free world. Takes as much interest in her work as the woman at ralphs who watches people steal at the self checkout.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/marina-del-rey-incredible-tantrik/7788554119.html[/URL]
Texted me that it was 500 for tantra. Followed up with me weeks later saying it was 300. Anyone?
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/culver-city-mature-great-caring-massage/7793325464.html[/URL]
No caps a dinosaur. Was old in the 90's.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-relax-and-enjoy-massage-by/7794198247.html[/URL]
She says she is 60. I can tell you to a metaphysical certainly that she is 75 and may be 76.[/QUOTE]
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-independent-massage/7795573230.html[/URL]
I think this may have been a repeat with this gal.
Total stereotypical LBFM Filipina gal. Short and squat. Brown nipples. A great hairy pussy that gets wetter than an aquatic center during a Cat 5.
250 and she did have to rush me at the end a bit.
She is in the space in Westwood with the bad ventilation and the snoopy ass owner who tracks movement with a ring camera, a combat drone, and a sniper's scope.
The link doesn't work anymore. What's her name?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7075567][URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-independent-massage/7795573230.html[/URL]
I think this may have been a repeat with this gal.
Total stereotypical LBFM Filipina gal. Short and squat. Brown nipples. A great hairy pussy that gets wetter than an aquatic center during a Cat 5.
250 and she did have to rush me at the end a bit.
She is in the space in Westwood with the bad ventilation and the snoopy ass owner who tracks movement with a ring camera, a combat drone, and a sniper's scope.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Giovan39;7080460]The link doesn't work anymore. What's her name?[/QUOTE]She refused the camel slide with me. She is on the permanent shit list.
That space on Westwood and Rochester is like 1 for 10 in terms of decent gals.
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7080920]She refused the camel slide with me. She is on the permanent shit list.
That space on Westwood and Rochester is like 1 for 10 in terms of decent gals.[/QUOTE]Thanks but nothing is at that intersection. Just a foot spot. Been looking for a Filipina, any more intel will be much appreciated.
[QUOTE=Giovan39;7081549]Thanks but nothing is at that intersection. Just a foot spot. Been looking for a Filipina, any more intel will be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]I saw that Filipina on Hx but haven’t booked her through Hx yet! I seen her a couple times at the massage place. I haven't seen her off Hx. But here's her Hx. Looks like one of the Hx agencies is booking her. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JulianaXOXO[/URL].
[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;7092902]I saw that Filipina on Hx but havent booked her through Hx yet! I seen her a couple times at the massage place. I haven't seen her off Hx. But here's her Hx. Looks like one of the Hx agencies is booking her. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JulianaXOXO[/URL].[/QUOTE]She is kind of gross and she had this fucken annoying habit of saying "perfect" all the time.
Like, did you wipe your ass before you got here. Perfect.
Do you want me to wipe your back. Perfect.
Are you going to your miserable job after this. Perfect.
[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;7092902]I saw that Filipina on Hx but havent booked her through Hx yet! I seen her a couple times at the massage place. I haven't seen her off Hx. But here's her Hx. Looks like one of the Hx agencies is booking her. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JulianaXOXO[/URL].[/QUOTE]Her, butt, these phrases. Never. Quiet. Perfect. Style. Anyway. LA Monkers. Incredible. Disconnecting L. A. People.
If you think you're a man of manners, the way you speak. Keep your dignity.
Spending money. Why? Curse. Should I get compliments?
[QUOTE=PriscillaM;7075567][URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-independent-massage/7795573230.html[/URL]
I think this may have been a repeat with this gal.
Total stereotypical LBFM Filipina gal. Short and squat. Brown nipples. A great hairy pussy that gets wetter than an aquatic center during a Cat 5.
250 and she did have to rush me at the end a bit.
She is in the space in Westwood with the bad ventilation and the snoopy ass owner who tracks movement with a ring camera, a combat drone, and a sniper's scope.[/QUOTE]The link is dead, do you have a new link?
[QUOTE=Biggie2001;6995361]Front is an art gallery with a massage room in the back in West LA. They will ask for a deposit for $, and then want another $$ for a massage that is way below average. Claudia (second link) is the worst. Horrible massage and after asking me for $$$ more for fully nude, I just got up and left after 15 minutes. She then proceed to try and dox me. Be careful out there, and be sure to stay safe.
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-available-from-1000-am/7774720040.html[/URL]
[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/los-angeles-claudias-healing-energy/7774436624.html[/URL][/QUOTE]What did she do to try and dox you? Reach out to your work? Social media?
So what are the key words to look out for when checking out massage ads? Kind of curious to try this out but don't want to drop $180 for some hippy ***** to give me a shitty massage. Water emoji is always a good sign, what else? How many of these ads are actually offering the services we want vs just jobless bums trying to provide shit massages for cash?