Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Wanderer2]Might be headed to Novi for the weekend.

Any suggestions for clubs?

I'd like to keep it close to the area.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Novi isn't really a good strip club location. There are no clubs in Oakland County.

If it were me, I would take I 275 south to Michigan Avenue, head east to City of Inkster, between Merriman and Middlebelt you have Flight club (high end club) on the South side of Michigan Ave, Bogarts (down and dirty club) on the North side. Depending on what you like, you have an option.

[QUOTE=Cassandtemple]Went to Henry's Saturday night. About 10 dancers working. Waited around drinking until "Sexy", the tall, black Puerto Rican, came up with her usual "Want to suck and fuck?" I said sure, how much? She said "40, 50, 60." Forty sounded good to me. She agreed.

Went in back, saw the booth setup for the first time. She took the one just inside the door. CBJ for a while, then she turned around, pointed her ass at me and just stuck it in for a minute or two. Then resorted to HJ. She gets bored and irritable if you don't finish up in like 90 seconds, and she did that again that night. It detracted from the experience, as does the fact that she makes it clear she doesn't want any bodily fluids touching her. The minute you start to cum she leaps up and leaves you to yourself. No tip for her.

But the booth setup turns out not to be as bad as expected.[/QUOTE]That Costa Rican chick is the most obnoxious dancer I have ever met, and I have met hundreds. She could offer me money and I'd decline to go near her. She is one foul broad and needs to go back home. She also works the streets, in case you guys didn't know. It's all geography anyway.

I was driving down Michigan Ave recently and noticed that Hardbody was being renamed Starvin Marvin's. This seemed odd, as only a matter of months ago the club to the east, formerly Sunset Strip, had been renamed Starvin Marvin's. Does anyone know what is going on there? Are both clubs under same ownership now? Will the former Sunset Strip be renamed again? Just interested. I stopped patronizing Hardbody many years ago because of what I thought was poor management. Will that change?

[QUOTE=Costanza]That Costa Rican chick is the most obnoxious dancer I have ever met, and I have met hundreds. She could offer me money and I'd decline to go near her. She is one foul broad and needs to go back home. She also works the streets, in case you guys didn't know. It's all geography anyway.[/QUOTE]Where on the streets? I'm pretty familiar with most areas around here and haven't seen her anywhere out there.

But good God yeah she is a pain in the ass. I should've either waited for one I preferred or bailed, but the vodka got the best of me.

[QUOTE=Cassandtemple]Where on the streets? I'm pretty familiar with most areas around here and haven't seen her anywhere out there.

But good God yeah she is a pain in the ass. I should've either waited for one I preferred or bailed, but the vodka got the best of me.[/QUOTE]I heard she was on Michigan Avenue near Middlebelt. Lots of LE out there, but IMO she's not worth the $40 in or out of the club. A certifiable nutjob if there ever was one-better to steer clear. She'll make a deal with you in the club, so why take a chance on the Ave?

[QUOTE=Chowhound]I was driving down Michigan Ave recently and noticed that Hardbody was being renamed Starvin Marvin's. This seemed odd, as only a matter of months ago the club to the east, formerly Sunset Strip, had been renamed Starvin Marvin's. Does anyone know what is going on there? Are both clubs under same ownership now? Will the former Sunset Strip be renamed again? Just interested. I stopped patronizing Hardbody many years ago because of what I thought was poor management. Will that change?[/QUOTE]

I don't think anything will change. In the late 70's and early 80's Sunset Strip was called Stavin Marvin's. Over the years it may have changed back a few times. Different name same thing only in that part of town things my have become more dangerous. I have only been to Hard Bodies 1 time about 20 years ago. I stayed about 1/2 hour and left and haven't been back. The bar was ok just not my cup of tea.

Does the Michigan smoking ban go in effect in strip clubs?

[QUOTE=Crossctry]Does the Michigan smoking ban go in effect in strip clubs?[/QUOTE]Only places that have exemptions I believe are the casinos.

Stopped in at Henrys last night. Not a lot of talent there last night. Anyways I saw Erica, who last time I was there, I said I would get a dance from, but never did, because she went in the back for like 10 minutes, and I got tired of waiting, and I got a dance from Sexy instead. She remembered me, and started talking to me. I apologized, and told her I would buy her a shot. So she told the waitress what kind of shot she wanted. The waitress came back with a shot, that was 18. 75. It was a triple or quadruple shot of Hennessey. I reluctantly paid for it, and talked to the manager. He told me thats what it cost. Erica was just being a *****, because I didn't get a dance from her last time. The manager then gave me a free pass. There was a guy there, who Erica told me was her bf. He kept watching her. She told me she wanted top dollar, because she is the best there, which she is sexy, but Deanna and Lori are way better looking and better personalities. Anyways I didn't get any dances, because I wasnt attracted to anybody. Then some girl came in, and went into the back to get dressed. So I kept waiting for her, and the manager told me I had to get another drink, or get out. So I left, and will never come to this place again. And I ask everybody to boycott this place, or at the very least boycott Erica, and let her know that she screwed a friend over.

Thanks

I have noticed a bit of that the last time I was there. Keep in mind that is all hustle. It's picking up at HS but it is really bad at HN espcially on Monday $10 dance night. I had a hottie getting really close to me but then she started hustling drinks not only for her but for her "best friend". After speaking with her for a while she tells me that she normally is a waitress at a regular bar and the manager "brings her in on Mondays". Yea right he brings her in because she knows how to hustle the drinks.

All the dancers do not ask for drinks. If it is someone I know then I may buy them a drink or two. I finally turned one down at HS last week but she was the third dancer asking. I just flat out told her no. I don't know why this has picked up at HS but they are getting some dancers from HN and that is their MO.

Why on earth would you buy one of them a drink? It's not a date. Pay them for performance, tip if it goes well, but jeez, they're seeking out suckers. Don't fall for it. A waste of money.