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[QUOTE=Garthy]"The cop was not BOTHERING me:"

COP = noun / subject

WAS = verb

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "WAS NOT BOTHERING")

BOTHERING = Adverb, modifying the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer was not taking direct action against the person represented by the direct object ME. It implies that the LE left him alone.

New Sentence: "The cop did not bother me"

COP = noun / subject

DID NOT = verb / compound negative

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "DID NOT BOTHER")

BOTHER = AdJECTIVE, describes the feeling of / modifies the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer did not have an emotional effect on the person represented by the direct object ME In this example the person represented by ME was a cool cucumber.



I, on the other hand, played it cool, but was shitting in my pants. I figured there was no cause to arrest me, but since it was my second interaction with the SPD within a few weeks, it sure as shit scared me (and I have not cruised since).

I hope this deconstruction of my writing shows that my use of grammar was appropriate. Sorry for any confusion.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahaha!

[QUOTE=Lgkok]Picked her up a few days ago, realized I had forgotten my wallet at home, "Damn", anyone here been with her, I have digits, but don't want to waste my time if anyone has TOFTT,[/QUOTE]I saw Crystal while I was in town. Assuming we are talking about the same Crystal. See my previous post, #800 in this thread.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Funny shit, that right there. Keep up the great posts...

However, as a longtime holder of a degree in English, I hereby sentence you to 6 months of tutoring in remedial grammar. Steel will be your instructor.


[QUOTE=Garthy]"The cop was not BOTHERING me:"

COP = noun / subject

WAS = verb

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "WAS NOT BOTHERING")

BOTHERING = Adverb, modifying the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer was not taking direct action against the person represented by the direct object ME. It implies that the LE left him alone.

New Sentence: "The cop did not bother me"

COP = noun / subject

DID NOT = verb / compound negative

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "DID NOT BOTHER")

BOTHER = AdJECTIVE, describes the feeling of / modifies the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer did not have an emotional effect on the person represented by the direct object ME In this example the person represented by ME was a cool cucumber.



I, on the other hand, played it cool, but was shitting in my pants. I figured there was no cause to arrest me, but since it was my second interaction with the SPD within a few weeks, it sure as shit scared me (and I have not cruised since).

I hope this deconstruction of my writing shows that my use of grammar was appropriate. Sorry for any confusion.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Garthy]"The cop was not BOTHERING me:"
COP = noun / subject
WAS = verb
ME = pronoun / direct object (of "WAS NOT BOTHERING")
BOTHERING = Adverb, modifying the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer was not taking direct action against the person represented by the direct object ME. It implies that the LE left him alone.

New Sentence: "The cop did not bother me"

COP = noun / subject
DID NOT = verb / compound negative
ME = pronoun / direct object (of "DID NOT BOTHER")
BOTHER = AdJECTIVE, describes the feeling of / modifies the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer did not have an emotional effect on the person represented by the direct object ME In this example the person represented by ME was a cool cucumber.

I, on the other hand, played it cool, but was shitting in my pants. I figured there was no cause to arrest me, but since it was my second interaction with the SPD within a few weeks, it sure as shit scared me (and I have not cruised since).

I hope this deconstruction of my writing shows that my use of grammar was appropriate. Sorry for any confusion.[/QUOTE]

One question - did the cop annoy you?

[QUOTE=JMG]HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Funny shit, that right there. Keep up the great posts...

However, as a longtime holder of a degree in English, I hereby sentence you to 6 months of tutoring in remedial grammar. Steel will be your instructor.[/QUOTE]

That stings...

Garthy, I think you missed the part of my post that implied you are in Lala land.

People don't lie or expand on the truth on these boards, do they?

Super Ho jumped in your car, the police pull up behind you with the blues on, then super ho jumps out and the cops don't even say a word to you. Yeah, okay. At the very least the cops are going to think you are a john or a pimp.

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]Garthy, I think you missed the part of my post that implied you are in Lala land.

People don't lie or expand on the truth on these boards, do they?

Super Ho jumped in your car, the police pull up behind you with the blues on, then super ho jumps out and the cops don't even say a word to you. Yeah, okay. At the very least the cops are going to think you are a john or a pimp.[/QUOTE]

Okay-- First I am sure I misunderstood your post (because I thought you were saying that it didn't BOTHER me). But I was too into writing the [erroneous; sorry JMG] grammatical reply.

BUT-- I really don't bullshit. Why would I? I really don't have a need to. But let me explain further.

Here is the scenario. I am driving down Belmont and I pull into the Walgreens. My phone rings. I am parked on the North (Belmont / Sumner)side of the building answering my phone when a girl JUMPS into my car from the passenger side. The police car pulled AROUND Walgreens from the East side (Dickinson Side) and flashes his lights on for a second or two. I get the girl to get out of the car and I do nothing else. She walks (fast) around the West side of Walgreens (by the pharmacy pick-up lane) and the cruiser follows her (lights now off-- he drives behind my car and heads West around the building) leaving me alone. I drive off onto Dickinson and leave.

That's the facts. If it were any other way, you could check the police blotter for Springfield PD and see.

If you have issues with my credibility, you should do your homework.



Dickinson St ...|
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....................|...........[................]
....................|....cop..[..walgreens.]
____ .............|....{}...[=========]
Sumner______|
.................................... me ().........x fleeing girl

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[QUOTE=Garthy]But I was too into writing the [erroneous; sorry JMG] grammatical reply.
[/QUOTE]

No need to apologize. You may have missed a couple of grammatical points, but the spirit of your post was clear (and f-ing hilarious)...

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]Garthy, I think you missed the part of my post that implied you are in Lala land.

People don't lie or expand on the truth on these boards, do they?

Super Ho jumped in your car, the police pull up behind you with the blues on, then super ho jumps out and the cops don't even say a word to you. Yeah, okay. At the very least the cops are going to think you are a john or a pimp.[/QUOTE]If they actually witnessed the girl jump in his car in the first place, and jump back out quickly, they might not mess with him. It would seem reasonable that they drew the conclusion that he turned her down, leaving them with nothing on him.

Garthy,

Would not BS you! I have seen crazy things like that myself in Springfield.

Springfield is really hot these past few weeks with LE all over the place and plenty of them in unmarked cars and pick-up trucks etc. I also thing most of the girls are on vacation at the new resort in Chicopee.

Stop giving Garthy a hard time and X-mas to everyone.

On Belmont, across from the supermarket, I saw a petite, black-asian mix, young & CUTE SW. At first I was not sure if she was working, because she looked too good to be true. She also looked about 18. I looped to see if she was just heading from point A to B or is she was really working. She was looking into each car passing by, my guess is that she was not yet experienced enough to give a competent "look."

This was about 7pm, the streets were pretty crowded with cars. On second pass I pulled into the Belmont Cleaners lot to watch. Honestly, I was too cautious to attempt a pick-up, my alarms were going off telling me "don't do it." Too many cars, too much bad experience lately, too close to the end of the month, too young, too new, too cute... ring! ring! ring!

But I watched her walk up to the corner by Belmont Cleaners, stand there looking at cars and then she walked back toward me. A car flahed her and tooted the horn and turned the corner just opposite from where I was parked. I saw her cross the street and get in. Yup, she was working for sure.

She sure looked cute as can be. Just an FYI from a chicken-shit Garthy...

I suppose it is worth mentioning that I noticed that the Chinese Massage Place on Belmont has now changed it's name to "Asian Massage." New, large, hand-painted signs are up. Also, I noticed that the telephone number has disappeared from the window and the mention of "therapeutic" has disappeared too (as did "hot stone" and the few other thing they advertised). Granted, there is no sign saying "hand job" or "full service"

Okay, so I decided to (once again) give this place a look-see. Plus #1 was the new signs. Minus #1 was no buzzer at the door, but again, a plus that the door was locked and I had to knock. Another plus is a mamasan-type girl who answers the door and asks me "you been here before?" This has me thinking that this will be a good experience. I come in and she locks the door. I tell her I have been here before. I ask if there are new owners. She tells me yes-- all new. She says she is from New York and this is her second day (plus). "Massage is sixty for the hour." This time I get no choices of hot stone ot oil or shiatsu (just "sixty for the hour." Another plus?)

She is a very attractive 35-40yo asian women. My guess is that Sarang would have flipped for this girl. Not a young chippie, but very very attractive with a subdued, respectful, I want to please you demeanor. Of course, she could be 50 or so-- one of these fountain-of-youth age-defying asian women.

She tells me the massage is "full body" and promises I "will leave happy," and that it is "good for stress." (plus, plus, plus).

We head into the interior from the front-room. The place is a mess. There are no private rooms, just one curtained off area in the corner with a space heater in the curtained off area. The rest of the place is cluttered with boxes and god-knows what. Fire hazard, all of it...

Into the curtained area we go, She give me a towel and the massage table is clean and neatly made. I get naked. and lay down. I have heard from a previous report that this freaked the masseuse out. Not this girl. She smiled when she came in and saw me naked. (another plus). She gives me the option of "hard or soft" (I choose hard). And she commences the massage.

She is wearing a pair of skin-tight leggings and a loose, green v-neck blouse which is cut low enough to reveal a white sports bra. Pretty, sexy, but not a bikini, that's for sure).

The massage is very hot-- she gives a very good massage, pays attention to my butt (but not my the tailpipe), massages me with her hair, her breath, and multiple times leans way over me to run her breasts across my back. She does this move I run my hand over her very tight and well-shaped ass. She does not stop me.

We get interrupted at least 4 times. Once is by someone knocking. She asks if she can go get the door. I tell her no, but she goes anyway. I worry a little that SPD is at the door. The second time is for the phone. The third time is someone coming in the door into the anteroom (again, I think this might be SPD), she leaves again and returns to tell me that her "boss" stopped by). I tell her that I do not like the interruptions. She tells me she will "make it up to me, honey." By this time I have decided I am making absolutely no gestures of pay-for-play. If it happens, okay, but no suggestion is coming from me. It just seems like I am in the middle of an intersection getting a massage. Interruption #4 is her leaving to the front room again and I hear her talking with "the boss" and him leaving. Great, huh? Nice and relaxing, no?

She returns to me and lights a candle (now I am even more nervous-- remember this place is screaming fire hazard -- So if SPD isn't trying to get me, I get to make the news when the Fire Department pulls me out wrapped in a towel...)

She is now very provovative-- more blowing, hair massaging, running her breasts up and down me... She does the flip and pays a lot of attention to the nipples with her blowing/hair thing. She does play with the boys and is a little surprised when she pulls at my rod and it is not rock hard (not limp either, mind you, just cautiously ready). She gets some oil and starts to rub very gently (I think to see if I am going to object). The phone rings again. "You don't want me to stop?" I say "no." but she gives a couple pulls and then goes to get the phone anyway. I'm done. It's been over an hour already anyway.

She comes back and finds me sitting up and she is horrified. "So sorry, so sorry." I tell her it is okay. She tells me "please not go yet." But I give her a hug and a Jackson and tell her that there were too many interruptions. She wants to help me to get dressed. I politely thank her, but gesture that I can do it myself. She asks me if I will come back. I tell her "maybe." She then writes down her number on a flyer. She tells me I should call and she will make an appointment for me "anytime." She also tells me that she has something for me. She gives me two presents and I get another hug and a kiss on the cheek. (I opened them later -- they were a very nice 3-D scene of a asain village; about 14 x10 inches and HEAVY, and a wooden A-Frame support for the picture).

Bottom line-- I think I would have gotten a manual release, but this place is a mess (in many ways). Massuese was nice (and pretty / older), but the interruptions were intolerable and stressful. No true private room. Definate change in direction, however, as they seem to no longer stress that there services are a form of health care. If they redesign the place, get a shower, throw up some sheet rock and a door, and get a staff, some day I might have a true AMP in my own backyard.

The other option is to call the girl directly and get an off-hours session. That might be interesting.

FYI. Happy Screw Year...

Thursday night I decided to take a cruise down belmont and saw 1 b/hsw out, so I passed her by twice did the loop and was about to pick her up but someone beat me to it. Luckily I didn't get there first because 2 cars came out of nowhere and pulled him over right away. I mean I went by mill st a few times and saw nobody lurking so I thought it was safe. Then went by the mobil and saw nothing happening there except for a bsw that was a dead ringer for nell carter so I passed on that. Garthy you are right about LE being out in full force. Didn't want to be in court to start the new year off so I went home.

Might just have to revert back to the 5A and see whats available for TO

A lot of girls out an about this Saturday night. At least 3 cute and 1 VERY cute. They all were on the main drag and there was LE and unmarked LE all about. One girl may have been LE as well. I cruised and decided none were worth the risk. But I did chat with a new girl-- smoking hot, long-haired, tiny thin, Puerto-Rican sweetie. Flirted and was very tempted. But there was no way I was risking it tonight. Could not get her digits.

So I went off to one of private stock at her place and we fucked and sucked and made out like teenagers until I popped. Then restarted for a second (more of a dribble than a pop on #2).

Are my street days really over?

Found this one and did take a chance. Too cute to be believed. Long haired brunette KNOCKOUT!

Risk level out there is extremely high. I saw a mongerer get pulled over after picking up a girl.

How about Springfield starts communicating by using the board. It seems really stupid to be the only one posting here. Springfield used to have an active forum. I guess everyone moved to CT?

Make it your New Years's resolution to POST!