Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by CEO Health on Bush Street (how appropriate!) on a Saturday afternoon. Four girls on duty, all Asian and three of whom were attractive and in good shape. The line up routine was not very good as each girl poked her head (not body) into my room to say Hello, no opportunity to talk or compare. I prefer spinners so I selected a 22 year old with an attractive face and slender build. Massage was decent and I left with a smile. It was certainly a better deal than the strip clubs but not outstanding compared to many other areas of the country.

I'm not a frequent visitor to San Francisco so please forgive what may be a question with an obvious answer. Was there a major crack down on strip clubs and AMPs in San Francisco? The city has a reputation for being sexually liberal but in reality it seemed pretty locked down and over priced.

I'm a LA senior / regular and I'm going to be in sf for 1 day this week and plan to make an evening outing.

Can a SF regular PM me some basic info. Between reviews here, and some BP / RM surfing it seems like SF is a bit more pricy then LA. LA we pay $50 for 30 and then $100 for FS or 120-140 for VN chicks (I don't know why). Sounds like SF is about $60 for 60 (does anyone do HH? $140 even for the Chinese girls (who you can FS for 80-$100 in LA.

Is all that about right for SF? What about HE only? Can you do that for 40/40, $80 total like LA?

Stopped by Queen's Health last week based on good previous experiences. Didn't get a lineup show, was just shown to the room by Mamasan and in came Bonnie. She looked good enough so I didn't protest, but was disappointed with her subpar performance. She lacked enthusiasm and clearly just wanted to be done with it, so I would say avoid Bonnie. As I said, I have had very fun times here so think it was just this one provider. I did see a smoking hot younger girl with glasses on my way out that I would have liked to play with, but it was a short work trip so never made it back.

Catching up on my reports, was able to visit CEO last fall. This site has always helped me the most, but for whatever reason another site with the color of blood and book has a lot more recent info and details. Anyway, easy to find given the addresses, 10 seconds to get buzzed in, then up the elevator. Waited a few minutes with another fella, no big deal for me after my experiences in Shanghai saunas. Believe I met a Phillipino who took great care of me. Very nice, clean rooms, decent massage. Self-shower after. Would repeat.

Was in town and had some some good experience with Queens Health Center, so I decided to stop in. None of the girls I previously seen were there. I forgot the name of the girl I had -- it started with a see. I think it was Cindy. She was petite, and had a cute voice. Overall my experience was good. Got a decent massage at first, then on to business. I was surprised that the prices had risen a bit since I last came. FS was at $. 4, and she wouldn't budge. I had only brought $. 2 plus cover, and I thought that was enough. They had an ATM, so I got the extra. 2 afterward. I don't know if this is standard price around here these days, or if I just got ripped off. But I quite enjoyed my time there.

Another weird thing was that they charged an extra. 1 for table shower -- so I opted for a normal shower instead.

I drew Eva, a 26 yr old Chinese girl, attractive with bolt ons. After a shower returned to the room, left a donation in the chair and got a short massage. DFK, followed by a BBBJ, attention to the boys and a bit of rimming. Then onto CCG, mish and a finish in K9. Quite a good experience and I recommend and will repeat. Eva didn't even look at the donation until afterwards, nice touch. Psyche.

This is probably the nicest Asian massage parlor I have ever been to. In a respectable building in a classy part of town (Union Square, Sutter near Grant) and occupies the entire 3rd floor. High ceilings, well-furnished, art on the walls, indoor fountains and soothing music all make you feel like you are in an upscale day spa. Which, of course you are, if that is all you want. But the attractive Asian women who work here are very friendly, and you can expect more than just a clinical massage. I have been here 3 times, and each time I wondered if I was just going to get a legit massage, because everything about the place is very professional. But each time, I got lucky, as my provider was willing to make sure I left with a smile on my face. For me, crossing the line between professional and a little extra just made the whole experience that much more exciting. I suspect the menu is pretty limited though, as the women are licensed CMT's.

Just had my first time seeing Mandy and I was delighted. She has that sweet girl next door look and friendly personality that made me feel like I was getting a treat from a girlfriend rather than paying for a service from a pro. She is on the taller side of average, with a slender toned build and long silky hair that made her look quite youthful and beautiful. I suspect she is mid-30's, but her body looks mid-20's.

Great massage skills too! When she came in and first put her delicate pretty hands gently on my naked body, I thought, "Ahhh! That feels great!" She had a wide range of styles during the massage, starting off firm and slow, pausing to go deep in spots that she sensed were tight. As the massage progressed her touch became lighter and more playful and teasing. Then her fingers slipped under the towel and stroked the areas of my inner thighs and beyond, and I got quite excited. She didn't keep me waiting long once she saw that, and without a word being spoken she caressed and stroked me till I exploded. I tipped her appropriately, and left feeling great.

I'd say this is a great place for a CMT+ massage, or FBSM, with no haggling or worrying that you are in an unsafe seedy place. You can relax and enjoy a great massage with a happy ending from an attractive woman and leave feeling refreshed. I will definitely see Mandy again and see what else may be on the menu.

So I'm 18 moving to the city and I want to experience this HE everyone takes about I live in the avenues and want a decent massage from a nice Asian. You know nice but awsome rack? Willing to give me HE and if I like it even a be to finish it off instead of a HJ. Also while this is happening can I touch? And see her breast and ass? And if it really gets hot she'll be down to accept a way bigger tip and just give me I think it is called a Hindu massage? Basically goo all the way? 18 knew to this and just want to experience it thanks.

Initially, after an earlier posting, I was a little disappointed as I found the interior a little grotty and tired. After $60 at the door, "Emily" came to my room. She was gorgeous. Dazzling smile, slim, we'll endowed and obviously not wearing anything under a very short and tight dress.

After a shower, I received a quite good massage, then off with the dress then my back was being caressed by nipples! DFK, then an enthusiastic mish, made even more enjoy able her tightness, finishing off with doggie. After the deed was done, we lay cuddling for a while, and then she gave me another quick massage.

Before she started I had already left $150 on the table. She seemed quite pleased when she finally counted it.

Very sweet and friendly. I will go back.

When I read Trader John's report, his first, I thought 'shill' or maybe someone who was banned with another handle. But I figured even if part of it was true it could be a worthwhile experience visiting the Paradise Oasis Day Spa. 256 Sutter. I am happy to report everything he said is true and I also had a terrific session with Mandy.

I finally decided to get a massage after a long day around 8:45 pm, and called the spa and asked if it was too late or could I get a massage and if Mandy was working. Yes to both. So off I go. It's about a 15 minute walk from my hotel. By the way for the folks who haven't visited, and traveling mongers, The VIP is right next door, so make sure you go into 256 Sutter and check the sign, and not 266 Sutter where VIP is. Also there is another foot and body massage spa on the 7th floor of 256, but I can't remember the name. The Oasis spa is, as described, very nicely appointed, clean and upscale. Anyone will feel comfortable there.

Mandy meets me as I leave the elevator and shows me to a room. She is a pretty MILF type Asian lady, I think Korean. Thin and about 5' 5" tall. Perfect weight for giving a nice massage.

She gave me a very good back, neck and leg rub. I don't think that she is a CMT as Trapper John, said the ladies of Oasis are, but it was a pretty good massage none the less. When she started working my butt I let her know how good it felt and then the teasing of the boys started. This is where she excells. Amazing sensual massage, flip to a no rush very amazing HE. She cleaned me with a nice hot towel front and back, then asked if there was any place else I need massage. I told her yes, my feet are pretty sore. So she pulled her stool around and did about 5 or so minutes per foot. My time was up around the 45 minute mark, but it was after hours and I was very happy. This will be my new go to AMP / SPA when I come to SFO.

I returned a few days later, Emily was obviously quite surprised to see me (I don't think she believed me when I said I'd return after my first seesion).

I was rushed off very quickly to the shower, but once back into the room, she immediately removed her dress and we were into it! DFK, followed by DTY, then an excellent BBBJ followed by CIM. After some hawking / spitting, into the second session, very enthusiastic in several positions, once finished we lay cuddling for probably 15 minutes. No rush to remove my friend, or to pull the cover off (as seems to happen in most places).

Actually no massage at all, but I'm not complaining as it was very much a GFE. I'd certainly return if I was still in SFO.

I'm visiting SF for a couple weeks, I appreciate all the reports here. Yes, I have read 20+ pages, including ancient ones.

In the various areas I've visited AMPs, few of them have door buzzers or FS, and no lineup selection.

And less explicit BP and CL ads.

It appears obvious that extras can be had at nearly every AMP here, with full reports available.

I've found that at all the places I've been that offered FS, the "massage" was just some brief light rubbing, as a prelude to the rest.

So I generally avoid the FS places.

I just want a decent actual massage for 45+ minutes, with a non-coerced HJ and cleanup at the end, with no big upsells.

Table shower and a lineup would be nice, but not required.

And I realize my results may vary, depending on where I go, or who's working that day.

If anyone has recommendations, let me know by replying or PM.

I'm used to a standard $50-60 for an hour, plus $40 for HJ. It looks like SF is in about the same ballpark.

I'm aware of the "LE reads these, we don't tell nobody nothin'" routine, but if I were LE, I'd be pretty dumb to ignore all the other explicit posts and ask "Hey, anyone know where I can catch the smallest fish in the pond?

I've posted a report or two here myself, for other locales.

My hotel is in the SOMA area, but taking transit / taxi / Uber to Chinatown / FD / Tenderloin / Downtown area anyway.

Also, do any of these AMPs have "Buy 10 get 1 free" punchcards? Or do they assume we're all visiting tourists that won't be back?

It appears that redbook was the main source of local info, but now that they're shutdown, I guess I'll need to get a rubmaps subscription or something.

Boo! I only got to go there once.

That's way bad. I have not had experiences this good on the east coast.

[QUOTE=DiscoKink;2179368]Boo! I only got to go there once.[/QUOTE]

I'll be staying in and around San Francisco for the next month and looking for a high end massage place with the possibility of FS. I don't mind paying extra for top quality women, it's just finding it is the problem. Not interested in FS with a 35 yo woman, with a C section scar and stretch marks. Where are the high end parlors in San Francisco that have beautiful women that offer FS. I have others in NY and Las Vegas need my San Fran version. I would be just as interested in any private, independent masseuse that offered the same if any of you have suggestions for that as well. Help me out Fellas!

Thanks!