2002 General Reports

grantburger,

careful of those s/w's east of ashland. they tend to have a high propensity to attempt to steal your wallet or other valuables in car or on your person. . one gal, wears a cheap ankle length fur and little or nothing else underneath. provides fantastic service so as to distract. starts with frenc lesson, lets u play with and finger all areas. then straddles u and provides full service. all the while perusing your vehicle for valuables. as a personal note, i hide wallet and other valuables in trunk. this broad distracted me enough to swipe a gold chain and cross off my neck. thank goodness not real valuable. as word of caution, be careful.

timmy, thanks for the heads up. I manager to carouse a sw up in that area every now and then, but I've never had problems.

I did have a friend that got his wallet lifted as he was getting a french lesson. Didn't even realize it until he got home. He got even though. It took him a week to track the lady down and when he did I hate to say it, but he busted her up pretty good. All for nothing, he never got his money or his wallet back.

Excellent point on hiding valuables. I always do that myself. Unfortunately I never seem to get service so good I wouldn't notice the lady searching for valuables.

Happy holidays to all, and let's be careful out there!

I was only ripped off once. It happened about 10 yrs ago and only my 4th or 5th time pursuing the hobby. I have to admit, the SW I picked up in Uptown was equally skilled in theft as she was in the traditional sense.

We were doing a 1/2 & 1/2 in my car. She gave an excellent french lesson, so good that it disconnected the neurons to my brain. My pants were pulled down to about my knees. And as I was climbing on for the ride, she slightly pulled my pants up. At the time this move didn't register in my brain. As we were conducting our transaction she acted like she was really into it...telling me to do her slow....then speed up..."yeah baby, do it slow...now faster, harder" etc. I was having the time of my life and didn't pay attention to what her hands were doing. She let me continue for about a good 20 minutes with out prodding me to hurry. After we finished, I drove her back to where I picked her up, having a pleasant conversation the whole time. We thanked each other and parted company.

As I headed home, I stopped to buy cigarettes. I pulled out my wallet and there was no cash. Like I said, she was good. She was able to remove all the cash ($60) plus one of my credit cards from a folded wallet without my noticing. At least she left my wallet.

So having learned that lesson, when out on the prowl, I have absolutely nothing of value in the car. I have just enough cash to conduct business. No wallet...only my driver's license clipped to car's sun visor.

Be careful stay safe

All true hobbyists had experienced a pickpocket at least once in the in their pursuits of SW's. That's why it's prtocol to hide your stash in your trunk prior to the hunt. Or at least lock it up in the glove compartment.
I even lock my stash in my trunk when I go to an AMP, just so I wont have any regrets. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
I never heard of anyone getting ripped off in an AMP, but there is is always first time for everything.
Also be careful of slick SW's who want to take your token and then leave your car to make arrangements,(to get a condom, to get the baby sitter to take the kids upstairs so you can come inside for service, ect...) promising to return...they never will.
That's why this board is so valuable...
Happy hunting

That's why everyone should always ask the name of the girl and post it if she's a con artist. She may give you an alias, but at least that's something to go on.

I wrote in my report (see the home page of the WSG) about how to keep your valuables safe.

As for girls being thieves, it's not endemic or worse in any certain area. All of the girls have potential to be thieves, as most streetwalkers have drug / emotional problems. (argue with me all you want, but this is the truth.)

Second, the pimps tell the girls to rip you off. I know this from personal experience, not as a pimp, but having paid a few pimps to let me ride around with them and just take in the experience. They tell the girls to rifle through your belongings if you take them home and go wash up. To get your wallet if they can. All this shit (and in general, the more money they bring in) gets them more standing with their pimp. It's a fucked up system, but somehow it works for them. I've been ripped off two times that I can remember, once for about $1400 bucks by Erica who stands on Cicero and 48th. This was when she just started the business. She's a total crackhead now. I know she ripped some other guy off for 40k. (I know for a fact.)

I was in a 3-some and she went to the bathroom, but made a pit stop in my office and emptied my wallet. Then she had the gall to be pissed off that she wasn't getting a tip. I would have gone ballistic, but I live in an apartment building and didn't want to cause a scene there with the doormen, etc.

I'm very weary of bringing girls back to my house now, and of course, I'm much more careful.

The very first time I got ripped off was in 1997, girl named Sabina who worked north. I had my wallet in the center arm rest / console and she saw me put it in there. No way to get the wallet out unless you open the console. Fucking ***** jumped in the back of the car, and I told her to come back up front and then she did but fell on me. As you can imagine, she got my wallet. Don't remember how much money.

In my early days of this hobby in the early to mid-90's, I dated quite a few black girls. Most of whom, went for my wallet. This is before I wised up about it. I caught all of them, and then they would start fighting (literally). It was fucked up. MANY (not all) grow up fighting and shit, and that's why I don't date black girls 99.9999% of the time. One even slashed my seat with a box cutter. NEVER AGAIN.

I find that the suburban white chicks turned heroin addicts turned ho's are less adept at stealing wallets and certainly won't fight with you. (unless they are past the point to where they just don't care about anything, etc.) This is based on HUNDREDS of experiences. Yet, they too, fall victim to their pimps wish of more money and other valuables and will steal if they have an open chance of getting something.

There are a few girls I date that I would absolutely trust (independent escorts) that I have known for years, that I go to their houses, etc. I still wouldn't leave a few bills laying around but I have left my wallet in my pants in the bedroom while I was showering and never had an issue. Unfortunately, these types of girls that are also affordable are hard to find. It also takes a while to build up trust on both sides.

Bottom line, secure your valuables no matter who you are with.


Chester

I was ripped off twice.

Once about 2 years ago picked up a young good looking sw. We had just parked and she asked for the money which I gave her. Then she said do you have a condom and I replied no and she said take me to the 24 hour store on Armitage which was about 3 blocks away and she would buy some condoms. Well she went into the store and never came out the front door at least I didnot see or recognize her. Waited about 10 minutes and left since there were 6 0r 7 gang members at the front door of the store.

A second time about 3 months ago a white sw I picked up on Damen Avenue said it would be more comfortable to screw in her grandmothers house. Grandma was away on vacation and so as not to arouse the neighbors she said to wait behind the garage in the alley and she would let me in the back door since she only had a front door key. Of course I had already given her $20 as a "deposit". Her name was Carol and she was quite attractive blonde hair, about 5'6" 25 years old did not look like a crack head, so I was thinking with my little head. Waited 10 minutes and I have not seen her out and around since.

Chester your right we should post these incidents and it might help out a fellow hobbyist in the future.

Play safe.

Chester, once again you are right on. I totally agree that 99% of the sw's out there do some sort of trouble, whether it be drugs, alcohol, emotional, etc.

The possible exception to the rule are the new girls who don't have pimps and don't know any better and occassionally I run into ladies that date just to supplement their income. They can come across as normal but who knows and I certainly would not trust them.

Take care all.

well...I don't really know where to start but here goes

First, I must have the worst luck of all time. Against my better judgement, I picked up a Black SW at 47th/Cicero earlier this afternoon named Latoya. I am nervous about doing this stuff in my car so she agreed to go to a motel on cicero further south. She was giving me a CBJ (damn good too) for a couple minutes, when all of a sudden, she BITES my dick. It was the worst pain of my life and I didn't have a clue what was happening. In a matter of seconds apparently, she managed to swipe my wallet ($200, credit cards etc) and took my car keys. By the time I was able to actually get up and walk and put my clothes on, it was about 20 minutes later (my guess). And the worst thing that could have happened happened...she stole my 2000 Ford Explorer.

I don't know what the hell to do. This is so embarrassing and My dick is really fucked up. Can I report this to the police, or will I get in trouble because of what I was doing? Should I go to a doctor regarding my dick?
This is really embarrassing and I don't know what to do...Needless to say, I think my 1 and only experience in the hobby will be my last. Please give me your advice

Dude...get to the doc now. You're gonna suffer humiliation regardless. Its best not to let your wounds fester and get infected.

Please don't say you haven't reported the theft to your credit card companies...have them cancelled now man!!

I don't know what to tell you about your car...I'd say call the cops and leave out the SW details...chances are the SW won't be with the car when recovered anyway. That way you'll at least have a police report # to file with your insurance company

Just back from 2 weeks in Florida.So you all don't get the idea that Chicago is the only area that LE makes things tough,here is another one.Fort Myers had two reverse stings while I was down there on a main drag called Cleveland Ave(also RT.41).And both were published in the paper with names and adresses.But anyway,was out this morning and connected with a short bl.s/w at Madison and Kedzie(said he name was Kim)who did herself proud with a great BBBJ for 20.Was so happy I gave her a 5 dollar tip.

SWSideSoxFan,

I read your email and I felt sorry for you. Then I re-read the email and realized that you are lying your ass off.

I believe everything in your story could happen, with the exception of the ending.

You aren't going to report your car stolen, and how are you going to inform your insurance that your 2000 Explorer was stolen?

Second, any person's natural reaction to getting bitten by a streetwalker, to the point that you describe, would have to immediately go to the hospital.

So, unless you are really a moron, this story never happened.

I'm sure you'll swear up and down, left and right that it's true, but no one who has been at this for a while will believe you once they scrutinize your email.

My first reaction to SWSideSoxFan's laughter. Then, my willingness to give him the benefit of the doubt took over and I offered advise. As the day went by, I too started to feel the story was a load of BS....who in their right mind would not seek immediate medical attention?

I seriously wish the story was true...and that the SW bit hard enough to prevent SWSideSoxFan from passing his genes on to the next generation.

SWSideSoxFan: You unlucky stiff! You got robbed. Strong arm robbery, is when force is used to take proceeds from a person. Biting your dick was the force and the taking of your money, credit cards, and truck was the robbery.
You have to report it to the police so that a warrant can be obtained for her and the truck can go on the hot sheet as a stolen vehicle.
I know it's embarassing, and perhaps you should stick to AMP's or known escorts in the future. You have to see a doctor ( a human bite is the worse of all bites), and by state law they have to notify the police for all bite victims...this is where you tell them the story. So go to a Chicago Hospital, tell the nurse, and the rest will be easy. Nothing will happen to you.
Sorry..but thanx for the info on this skank.

IF, and that's a big IF, the story is true, you certainly have to report it to the ploice, especially if you want to make an insursance claim on the car.

There is really no need to mention that you paid the gal for sex.

I had a situation with the police a while back. I had picked up a SW about a mile from home and brought her back to my place. About three weeks later, she showed up at my door late at night, drunk or stoned or whatever. I'm pretty sure she was homeless and looking for a place to crash for the night. She was banging on the door and yelling at me to let her in. (Luckily I live alone, but it's an apartment complex, and the neghbors are nosy). I told her to leave or I'd call the police. I called 911 and, when she saw the patrol car on it's way, she disappeared. I told the cops that it was a girl I'd met a few weeks ago and invited over to my place, that I didn't know her last name, and didn't want her bothering me again. I just left out the part about paying her. She never came around again.

Chester and Zoomie...I only wish my story was BS

If you were in my situation...scared, embarrassed, and confused, I think You wouldve had the same reaction I did. Ask yourself why I would lie like this. I came on here looking for info and a good time. Not to make up stories b/c I am bored or a loser.

This happened to me on saturday afternoon and after reading your advice I did report my car stolen to the police and my insurance. I told them that she was a casual aquaintance and we had seen each other a couple of times but I didn't know her full name, address, etc.

I then went to the emergency room (My doctor is closed on sunday) and got some cream which is supposed to alleviate the pain over the next week to ten days. The doctor said that the bite, although severe, luckily did not go deep enough to cause real damage. She sort of bit into the outer layer of foreskin only.

My advice guys is be real fu%#in careful out there. Chester, it looks like your advice regarding black sw's is legit and i wish I wouldve listened to the big head instead of the little one.

Guys, do me a favor and be careful out there.