Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;6324355]She sounds hot. So I understand, you paid $160? Was there perhaps a little more action than the HJ that I'm reading into? Playing with boobs? Kitty? BTW, I looked the place up and recognized your poetic and humorous style of writing elsewhere. Had to be you. ;p.[/QUOTE]You can ask for more time at the door, but they really want you to just do a half hour. The half is 40 american. The tip is 100. So 140 out.

I got to feel her titties, suck on them like I was a newborn found in the Nile, and grab her tight as a snare drum ass.

The panties stayed on.

I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6324577]I was going to hit the wharf tonight, but the scene was off the chain.

First some dude who looked part construction worker, part fat fuck, was moping around on his phone in front of the place. He finally goes in, and was like in the foyer for five minutes and then came out.

I was going to go in, but saw that Kiki or Cici the hag mamasan was doing flight deck control, and then I saw a girl with orange hair who looked nice in a wife beater, and I was about to go in but I almost collided with some west side neo liberal feminist going to Sasabune and she gave me the look of death, so I went to the back, and in the back parking lot was some sort of shit show involving a family parking to get into Sasabune and a guy giving them shit about blocking other cars, so I busted back to the front and some fucken tall bald headed thin fucken boomer walked right in front of me, put on a mask and rolled in. He also spent about 5 minutes chatting with the mamasan and some other fooker who looked like Newman from Seinfeld could not even get in.

I went to that god awful sauna place just down the block on Santa Monica. Horrible.[/QUOTE]They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment!

[QUOTE=PlayerN818;6324861]They haven't created a separate entrance for you yet? How disrespectful, forcing you to walk amongst the peasants. Shame, shame to this wooden pier structure based establishment![/QUOTE]They let me in through the alley, but I am trying to scope out the talent so as not to be in the presence of the mamasan. Also, I guess good news for them, I was exposed to the big c19 and this morning have a sore throat that will require me going down on Mary and sucking her cum juice for healing.

I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.

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Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.

Going to be visiting family at the end of this month, looking for some mileage in East LA area between Whittier and Huntington Park. Any info would be great.

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Anyone been here? I am worried the girls might crush my penor. Or, worse, fart and vaporize me.[/QUOTE]Yes good sir. I wrote a review about Lily in my post #8171 (summary: not good!) Looks like they halved their prices since I went there, so half off getting your nuts smashed.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6325201]I am thinking of heading back to the luxe spa which is just down the street from wharf. But who is their neighbor? It appears to be some sort of cult and there is a sign that says "maze room" or something. There are always fookers hanging out and just looking around.[/QUOTE]They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.

[QUOTE=Juggernault91;6312824]Decided to stop by the MP after work only to see a sting in process. Looks like All seasons will be put of commission for a while. Sad because I was starting to become a regular.[/QUOTE]Open sign was on this morning (2/6). Management answered phone. Maybe trap? Or real?

[QUOTE=DontTouchThat;6326457]They've been there forever, never an issue. I believe there's an arcade in there also.[/QUOTE]Next door is one of those "Solve the Mystery / Crime locations. You and a fine group of your pals, besties, crew go from room to room in the maze trying to solve the "Who Did It".

On the 2nd floor of a strip mall next to the famous Skin and Body on SM Blvd above Pricilla's favorite authentic pizza shop where they fly in the Burrata straight from Puglia fresh on Thursdays.

It's also called Pattya Thai massage on rm maps.

Had a nice experience with Mimi. She was at the front and I think the only one there. I would say she's closer to 30 than 40 and mildly attractive.

60 to the house for the hr and 60 tip. Mimi started me off with a nice medium pressure massage, mostly walking on my back, but nothing uncomfortable. When she oiled me up she worked my gluts and hammys really good along with some light teasing. After confirming several times if "I had been here before" and "who I see" I made it pretty clear I knew how things worked around here.

She was insistent on the tip upfront which was pretty annoying. But was accommodating after that.

On the flip she sat facing me in between my knees and went to work. She was into it and was at least giving some cheeky smiles and having fun.

I've had better with Luxe across the street if you get a good girl, but this was a pretty good low key spot that I don't think will ever be too busy for you.

Oh and it's curtains not closed doors.

Ciao Bella.

Does anyone have an information on lekaren in El Monte, CA.

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[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6318764]Monday and Tuesday are a bust here'.

Susan. Even some monger on maps said she is over 40. That usually gets you banned on that site. She is close to 50. Looks like a sleestack.

Cindy. I was spying on the place from across the street and saw her walk out of a door and talk to a monger. The monger, a fucken zoomer in shorts walked out with a wet spot. Who the fuck goes to an MP in shorts? I have seen Cindy before, and her tits are dead common, and she is just a rush job.

Kiki. Older 36-40 (minus 10) gal who had a reservation and was not available. Unreal.

She encouraged me to come back Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.

[QUOTE=Jbjb1983;6327931]Haha! That was probably me in the shorts visiting cindy. Next time say hi and we'll get a beer.[/QUOTE]This zoomer was pretty young looking, but man it was fucken cold outside. Not sure how you did not get cock-grene.