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I am on the east side had some business to take care of and contacted her for an hour appointment at her location. Setup appointment. Waiting for her to give me location while in Meijer lot. She responds, asking if I could pick up some condoms she is out. Get location and let her know I am there. She comes out to car and meets me, then informs me her Mom is there. Now her ensemble she was wearing left a lot to be desired. It's ok she says we will be up stairs and her Mom is good with it. She has no condoms and her Mom is downstairs. My lucky day!

Oh it gets better. Not only is her Mom there, some dude with no shirt on watching TV too. Could see why he didn't want to wear a shirt. Didn't want to hide his perfectly formed body.

Smoke filled apartment is not the word. More like a scene out of "Backdraft". Ms. Creme is a heavy smoker too. There goes my dumb ass in with Three Dog Night singing in my head, "Momma Told Me Not to Cum".

Up the stairs I creep as I follow her. She is built like a little teenager. No way I eat that, and not kissing a heavy smoker with teeth stained and turning grey. What you expect, Momma told me, remember? Talked a bit. Sad case man. She prefers to give blow jobs. Not a FS guy, informed me she offers bareback once she knows you. It's safe once she knows you, as long as she knows you it's safe as shit. Offered it to me then and told her "no way". I wouldn't do it with her with 2 condoms on.

Her room hotter than shit. Ask if she can turn on floor fan? She says, " I doesn't work". I was shocked, it didn't work. See a window, no fan, can we open the window, cause the smell of cigarettes is choking me to death. She opens window, but it falls right back down. I am burning up, no fan, Mom and the shirtless Archie Bumker downstairs, her 90 lb naked ass trying to get the window to stay up and don't forget the smoke smell and filled place. Yea, it doesn't get no better than this. Freddie Krugger has better dreams than this. Drop my buck fifty, yea that's what you get. ATF? No way. Buck fifty is better spent with Brookee or drop another 50 se SKM?

[QUOTE=FatBoy1;3107019]I finally was able to see my favorite on the Eastside yesterday cristen creme!! Lete me say that it was amazing and her oral skills got way better and will suck the whole time if you want her to. She also can take a can take a pounding and loves it's it just as much as you do. She did tell to pass along that she is doing out calls now and that she could use some more appointments do she can get her new place. If you haven't seen her her, you are missing out on very fun spinner!![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BoxsterS;3112127]I am on the east side had some business to take care of and contacted her for an hour appointment at her location. Setup appointment. Waiting for her to give me location while in Meijer lot. She responds, asking if I could pick up some condoms she is out. Get location and let her know I am there. She comes out to car and meets me, then informs me her Mom is there. Now her ensemble she was wearing left a lot to be desired. It's ok she says we will be up stairs and her Mom is good with it. She has no condoms and her Mom is downstairs. My lucky day!

Oh it gets better. Not only is her Mom there, some dude with no shirt on watching TV too. Could see why he didn't want to wear a shirt. Didn't want to hide his perfectly formed body.

Smoke filled apartment is not the word. More like a scene out of "Backdraft". Ms. Creme is a heavy smoker too. There goes my dumb ass in with Three Dog Night singing in my head, "Momma Told Me Not to Cum".

Up the stairs I creep as I follow her. She is built like a little teenager. No way I eat that, and not kissing a heavy smoker with teeth stained and turning grey. What you expect, Momma told me, remember? Talked a bit. Sad case man. She prefers to give blow jobs. Not a FS guy, informed me she offers bareback once she knows you. It's safe once she knows you, as long as she knows you it's safe as shit. Offered it to me then and told her "no way". I wouldn't do it with her with 2 condoms on.

Her room hotter than shit. Ask if she can turn on floor fan? She says, " I doesn't work". I was shocked, it didn't work. See a window, no fan, can we open the window, cause the smell of cigarettes is choking me to death. She opens window, but it falls right back down. I am burning up, no fan, Mom and the shirtless Archie Bumker downstairs, her 90 lb naked ass trying to get the window to stay up and don't forget the smoke smell and filled place. Yea, it doesn't get no better than this. Freddie Krugger has better dreams than this. Drop my buck fifty, yea that's what you get. ATF? No way. Buck fifty is better spent with Brookee or drop another 50 se SKM?[/QUOTE]Hilarious review! Yea, it's hot as hell. That's what happens when you don't pay the electric bill (as in her case).

[QUOTE=TechComHudson;3111266]I dreamt of her recently. Good dream. This was my first dream with an EE girl.

I know EE has a good following / appreciation on these boards, so I won't spend too much time talking about how nice my 1 hr visit with Galina was, because by now she has tons of good reviews on this and TER, and everyone already know she is good. (You can message me if you want specifics, but all you need to know is that her body is long and beautiful, like that volleyball player in high school or college you wish you banged but never did. Now is your chance).

But let me say a few things, because small things matter: 1) She is north of the city, not south. One of the reasons why I was so slow to lock in an EE appt is that I am north of the city, and going to Erlanger is a haul, dude. She is north. So if you live up here by me, that makes a difference. 2) She likes to drink. As always, I brought some small travel bottles of booze (and some mixers) with me to our 1-hr first meeting. When I bring drinks with other providers, plenty of them will politely pour themselves a drink and fake-sip it to be nice, either not enjoying alcohol, or worried about their very low tolerance for booze. But every one in a while, you run into a Galina, who doesn't get drunk easy, and also LIKES to drink, so she was like "Heck yeah, pour me a whiskey & coke. " She was drinking her second drink while I was still on my first. That was a turn-on for me -- perhaps for others, as well.[/QUOTE]Are you talking about Cincy? Erlanger is south of Cincy, not north. Good to know about the drinking. She always had a jump-rope and a bottle of wine in her room when I visited.

Recently saw Ryder for the second time. She is the hottest girl on here by far in my opinion. The incall is nice and clean but a little awkward. There is some old guy just chilling on the couch when you walk in. She said she helps take care of him. I also spotted another guy that was younger. She's really nice and sweet. She talks quite a bit and the meeting does feel business like. With a body and face like that tho, I can overlook those things.

A little while back I dreamt of Tiffany.

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She's thick, sure, but not really fat. Plus, at age 21, she's still got great skin. Newer to the biz, so she didn't understand the value of small talk when getting started. So after some awkward silence, we got down to business fast considering it was an hour consultation. DFK, CG, Mish, K9, BBBJ (no CIM). Finished up. She mentioned that she was newer and learning, but enjoyed the work, and you can see that. She was receptive to requests and direction (though my requests are fairly vanilla). In other words, she seemed happy to make me happy, and IMO that's great. She's a nice girl -- southern accent. She drove all the way from Dayton to see me, so I threw on $20 for gas, and she was all smiles and appreciative.

We had fun, so I dreamt of her a few more times since then, and skills have improved slightly. Now she's a better at dirty talk and BBBJ then when we first started. My favorite thing with her is still K9. She has a big firm ass and it can really take a pounding when you're behind going full throttle. Thumbs up.

Will repeat this dream. PM me with questions.

Note: To see her, I did have to provide 2 references and get verified with a phone call to my work line when I was in the office. Not sure if every hobbyist will face the same thing, but this was my experience. Stay safe.

[QUOTE=LeoMac;3112003]Had the opportunity to set up a meeting with Sarah this afternoon. Touched base last night and confirmed this morning. Lovely long legged body, pretty face and a pleasant personality. IMHO she is a Courtesan. No heavy drug use or addiction. She's in business for herself with no pimps etc. Excellent service. Reasonable prices.

Stay Safe, LM-.

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/350/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/21240-Very-well-reviewed-.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Glad you had a good time. I too have seen Sarah in the past, and she really is a sweet lady. Very soft spoken, and right at the borderline of having sub tendencies. She's open to most standard requests. If I had a complaint, it would be that she was too sweet. The one request I had that she couldn't make herself deliver is to talk dirty. She gave it the ol' college try, but because it was so unnatural, it sounded comical rather than erotic. Still, she is real, dependable, and amenable to most requests with proper direction.

They got electric. Be safe, watch out for the electric receptacles, there aren't any cover plates on them. Check her photos with the light. No cover on the outlet. Wasn't one on the other outlet where the non working fan was You got to cover that shit up. I wouldn't stick nothing in there, if you get my drift. Archie Bunker doesn't have time to fix. He is at the gym staying in shape.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;3112204]Hilarious review! Yea, it's hot as hell. That's what happens when you don't pay the electric bill (as in her case).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TitManToo;3111618]She is a must see. Very petite, I thought I might break her. I don't think she is high volume but well worth seeing. Rates are reasonable and she is a very pretty young girl. All the alphabet included (everything I was interested in). East side I call is safe. I don't review much but this one was worth a mention.[/QUOTE]Can't find her add any longer to provide a link. Sorry.

Interested. Her pics are inviting but look a bit young. Are they real? She says available all night but that can mean a drug habit cause who else stays up all night. Has anyone seen her? Please post or PM me.

Thanks.

KC.

[QUOTE=TitManToo;3112822]Can't find her add any longer to provide a link. Sorry.[/QUOTE]Her ad from Oct 2 is on the second page of USA ads.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;3112204]Hilarious review! Yea, it's hot as hell. That's what happens when you don't pay the electric bill (as in her case).[/QUOTE]I read the review calling for assistance and tried to coordinate encounter yesterday morning. It didn't work out because of schedule, but considering a fellow oil checker encounter, Archie Bunker, Ms. Doubtfire, and a smoked filled room, perhaps it was good it missed out!

Hi All,

I recently ran across adds under Cincinnati Desires and the girls are fairly nice looking. Any experience / recommendations.

Just want to let everyone know Rachel has moved into her new place. She was off for a week while they got her new place ready. She is now taking appointments. Her new place in as nice as her old one it is on a private street no neighbors lurking. Nothing need to be said about her service. Heated non scented oil. Plus a young fantastic body of a angel. Rachel is taking appointments for all her regulars and new people that have proper reference. Will I see her again you can bet on it. Sweet girl that enjoy what she does and enjoys it.

[QUOTE=Kc148;3112864]Interested. Her pics are inviting but look a bit young. Are they real? She says available all night but that can mean a drug habit cause who else stays up all night. Has anyone seen her? Please post or PM me.

Thanks.

KC.[/QUOTE]She has posted on backpage as Sky for A long time. Never could get reviews on her because only 3 letters. Search won't work for only 3 letters.

[QUOTE=TheGardener1;3112204]Hilarious review! Yea, it's hot as hell. That's what happens when you don't pay the electric bill (as in her case).[/QUOTE]If they were watching TV had to have electric.