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I saw Lexii a couple of days ago, communication was easy and appointment was on-time and unrushed. She is in her early 20's, has a good face and a nice ass but some (looks recent) baby damage on the belly with a see section scar. BBBJ / CFS, very wet and performed enthusiastically. Not a super model or a porn star but is a very cool chick that is far more clear headed than most BP girls. Her room was really messy and there were packages of cigarettes all over the place but she smelled great (everywhere) and there was no smokey smell in the room. $90/ SS, I would see her again.

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Saw this girl yesterday at her place. Setup took awhile a lot of texting figuring out time, place, price. Finally got there and the apartment was setup weird had to go through roomates bedroom to get to her room. Her bed is an air mattress. We got comfortable and the BBBJ was amazing. She was really skilled and I enjoyed it very much. We moved to CFS in Missionary. She kisses and is really fun to be with. I would probably see her again as the price was good (60) and the experience was good as well. She is around a 6. 5 on the looks scale imo. She has a good body and was fairly tight. Good experience overall. Thanks and stay safe!

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[QUOTE=Naughty12;2722546]Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like a provider, right here tonight! I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other ho's and I want her brought right here. With a big ribbon on her head! And I don't want any cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, gold pussy, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit hooker either! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?[/QUOTE]You've described just about everything on Backpage! (Excluding standbys).

[QUOTE=Naughty12;2722546]Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like a provider, right here tonight! I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other ho's and I want her brought right here. With a big ribbon on her head! And I don't want any cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, gold pussy, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit hooker either! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?[/QUOTE]That was absolutely brilliant!! I have every word of that movie memorized. I bow to you.

[QUOTE=Naughty12;2722546]Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like a provider, right here tonight! I want her brought from her happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other ho's and I want her brought right here. With a big ribbon on her head! And I don't want any cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, gold pussy, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit hooker either! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?[/QUOTE]Thanks N12, chevy chase couldn't have said it better himself! You've put me in the Christmas spirit at last!

Took a chance on a new girl from BP, she is going by China, she is smoking hot, very clean apartment, very nice girl, not all cracked out, if your into very petite AA girls, she is worth a go.

Took a benny and a half, but for her, no problem. All in all, very safe, not LE, very hot, very petite, very clean. She gets a 10 from me, and yes I will be back.

[QUOTE=Jack4140;2723801]Took a chance on a new girl from BP, she is going by China, she is smoking hot, very clean apartment, very nice girl, not all cracked out, if your into very petite AA girls, she is worth a go.

Took a benny and a half, but for her, no problem. All in all, very safe, not LE, very hot, very petite, very clean. She gets a 10 from me, and yes I will be back.[/QUOTE]Mr. Will Linklater strikes again!

Why is it always super and the best with the less than ten club?

[QUOTE=Hawk44;2724322]Why is it always super and the best with the less than ten club?[/QUOTE]Everyone has to start somewhere. Consider the source and take it for what it's worth.

[QUOTE=NoseJelly;2724203]Mr. Will Linklater strikes again![/QUOTE]Thanks for the review Jack4140. A simple search on the BP escort page to find her post, and I can see what your talking about. More often than not, guys will link the post, NOT give the name, the link goes kaput, and we are left with nothing. Granted, doing both is preferable, as more than one provider may be using the same name, or the spelling may be off, but in this case, China was easy to find, and I appreciate the review. Thanks again. [URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chocolate-china-early-morning-mid-day-and-late-night-incall-specials-6162287397/22086132[/URL].

[QUOTE=Jack4140;2723801]Took a chance on a new girl from BP, she is going by China, she is smoking hot, very clean apartment, very nice girl, not all cracked out, if your into very petite AA girls, she is worth a go.

Took a benny and a half, but for her, no problem. All in all, very safe, not LE, very hot, very petite, very clean. She gets a 10 from me, and yes I will be back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for review. Will look into her as I've never been with a black girl and she looks like the one to break that with. : the.

Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. So now when a NM posts about a lady and gives no link the rest of the Mongers are to jump and Search The Fucking BackPage!

RTFF and it's obvious that it's common courtesy to include the Link. If the link goes dead in the future, at least the Monger tried to do his part!

NJ.

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