Strip Club Reports

Place is down for the count, I've given it 5 visits and its gotten worse and worse every visit. There might be a handful of decent lookers and by a handful I mean if you got a few fingers cut off in an industrial accident. And those girls stick with their regulars. Place is full of old geezers in their late 50's and 60's who keep the late 30 something dancers employed. There will be a couple of decent lookers to look at dancing on the stage but those girls don't offer extra's. I've visited several times during the day and found only a handful of daytime girls worth looking at while getting approached by some seriously overweight and aging dancers, went down the road to the Col and found the talent to be much better. I'll spend my money elsewhere until I hear that they've put some of these heifers out to pasture.

[QUOTE=Pussylicker2;3009757]You should have ordered food, they have some seriously good food. I noticed how most of the girls eat there, and I asked about it. They said the food was great so I tried it, and their food is great![/QUOTE]

As to ordering food in a stripclub, I always look at the number of people in the club and try to figure out the percentage of those people that might actually order food. If the food is mainly kept frozen and cooked to order (ie wings, etc) it should be safe to eat in the club. But if the menu item is say steak or lobster and the place is barely serving a plate of food every 30 minutes I have to question the freshness of said product. If they can't cook the food from a frozen steak (like steak and seafood), i'd question how long its been kept in the fridge thawed out until someone orders. Now the Col is a different story, you see plate after plate being brought out, so you know they are going thru their inventory and keeping it fresh.

What's worse than catching the clap? Catching the clap and catching a case of food poisoning at the same time.

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As to ordering food in a stripclub...,[/QUOTE]It's pretty funny in a way. I might get a bottled water ($10) and a BLT with onion rings ($6. 95). The BLT has the thickest, best bacon I've ever had, about 6 or 8 slices. Their food must be some kind of a loss leader. On Wednesday they have prime rib, $1 / oz, so for $12 you get a 12 oz prime rib, baked potatoe and vegatable. I've had it and it's really outstanding

That place used to be my go to place for a good time during the day. They always had a few dancers that were marginal age wise back then but they also had a bunch of hot younger dancers also at that time. I would imagine things will get even worse when Legends opens back up.

Live in Milwaukee now. But coming back for Detroit visit next week. Used to go to a club called Fancy Pants mid to late 70's. They threw some awesome off site sex parties with a DJ, tons of women and loads of open sex. An older gal named Candy St James used to show up. She gave great BBBJ and her husband would collect the $$. Does anyone know what happened to her or other dancers from that club. Set my personal record and one of the parties and came 5 times in 3 hours. Ahhh to be young.

Any feedback on places with Asian girl (s)? Willingness for extras a bonus but not a requirement. Just can't get enough of the Asian persuasion and am looking for an alternative to the AMP's. Thanks!

[QUOTE=RockinAl;3011120]Live in Milwaukee now. But coming back for Detroit visit next week. Used to go to a club called Fancy Pants mid to late 70's. They threw some awesome off site sex parties with a DJ, tons of women and loads of open sex. An older gal named Candy St James used to show up. She gave great BBBJ and her husband would collect the $$. Does anyone know what happened to her or other dancers from that club. Set my personal record and one of the parties and came 5 times in 3 hours. Ahhh to be young.[/QUOTE]I'm not trying to sound as old as you but I also remember nude dances at mr b's in walled lake in the 70'7 and when the landing strip had a pool table and twentyfive cent hot dogs on Saturdays.

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OK, struggling with the name here but have read her reviews before. Widow with kids and a day job. Very thin, kinda sad A's. Maybe Leanna? She had her hair pulled back with glasses and wearing a bustier. Kinda gave me a hot librarian look. She would do BBBJ, but her negotiation was kinda confrontational and she wanted additional 20 per song after the first. On $10 dance night! I didn't expect to pop in the first song, but wouldn't be all night, so she would have easily required $200, as she wanted 100 or 120 to start. Nope. While the librarian in the bustier was kinda hot, when I watched her dance and she dropped the top, she quickly fell to a 5. Very small, saggy tits and her ass is practically nonexistent.

D22.[/QUOTE]I think her name is Breanna. Met her once while I was sitting at the bar. I have to say I like her and she got real friendly while we were talking. The very small & saggy tits are spot on.

[QUOTE=AirTouchOne;3012790]I think her name is Breanna. Met her once while I was sitting at the bar. I have to say I like her and she got real friendly while we were talking. The very small & saggy tits are spot on.[/QUOTE]I got a few dances from her a while ago, she was extremely pushy and tried to charge me for stroking my dick through my pants no thank you.

[QUOTE=Russant;3012796]I got a few dances from her a while ago, she was extremely pushy and tried to charge me for stroking my dick through my pants no thank you.[/QUOTE]If you're talking about Bogart's, it sounds like you are referring to the girl I wrote a report on last year who went by Rheanna or Rheanna. It sounds eerily like her. My report is under the name Flakfizer, which I used until I forgot the password. Needless to say, I got thoroughly swindled and endured a miserable experience. I haven't been back to a club since.

Stopped by BT's this past Thursday evening. I am an out of town person that visits Detroit about once a month. I continue to use BT's Dearborn as my first choice for mongering due to: 1. A good variety of talent that changes frequently. 2. The prevalent BBBJ approach by the girls. Maybe only by luck but I have also encountered about a 90% swallow rate to go with the BBBJ at BT's.

Back to my visit. Had my usual dinner at the bar. I like to get $40 in ones and tip a couple of dollars to every interesting dancer on stage. I consider this an efficient way to check out the girls for style, level of enthusiasm and level of hygiene. An immediate return to the stage after my first tip to donate another $2 is an expression of interest on my part. Some girls that look good from a distance fail to impress upon close inspection. On Thursday's visit I had an opposite result: A girl that only looked so-so from a distance proved to be excellent on the closer inspection. We started a VIP negotiation right at the stage and headed back to the VIP immediately. Went to town with some inspired DATY and then switched out for some excellent BBBJ action. I normally last a really long time to the point where I decide to give up without busting a nut. It seemed that I was headed that way but my girl told me that she really wanted to taste my cum. In different twist she lubed up my dick with a lubricant that had a strong warming action. I thought that this step was to allow some good hand action to get me across the finish line but instead it seemed to help her take my dick into deep throat mode better. She worked me this way for at least 5 songs until I finally blew a massive load with an intensity that I have not experienced in many years. Don't want to name the girl since I working on an OTC possibility. BT's will continue to be my first choice when visiting Detroit.

So I stops in the fc Friday afternoon. I walk in to a pretty crowded scene. Lots of girls on duty and alot of new faces alot of hot girls. As I find a seat I see one of my atf monica sitting alone in the corner so I go sit with her. She was really glad to see me or so it seemed. We talked for 10 minutes then she asked me if I was there to see her upstairs, I said yep. Now she had been off work for sometime and had added a few pounds, nothing terrible but she looked a little older than she did 6 months ago. She told me she had to do the 4 o clock review then she had to be up in 6 songs after that I said that's enough time for me. So she said to follow her when she left the stage for the review. So as she exited the stage she gives me the signal that she needs 10 minutes. I'm like ok whatever. Sure enough she takes off with some older guy upstairs first. So I'm sitting there not pissed because there were so many other girls I just decided I'd have someone else. So the first one by is brandy who is a smoking hot tall blond with d cups and beautiful blue eyes. She won't sit down for a drink but rather tries pulling me from my seat to go upstairs. I say hold up I'm not sure lets talk about it. She says what's to talk about I'm going to suck your dick tit fuck you and screw your brains out. I'm thinking ok that sounds awesome so I say with a coy smile how much? She replies 3 ,4 ,or 500 . I'm like see that's what we need to talk about. This chick was so smoking hot that I'd have paid 3 for a trip around the world with her but not for a quickie as she had stated so she moved on with her nose in the air. A few minutes later a tall brunette named tori with double d's stops by. She is nearly 6 foot without heels so I'm intrigued, she is also a little thick in the right way. I get her to agree to 1. 5 for full service for 8 songs. We get upstairs and she slips on one of those black jimmies. I don't know about you guys but as a white dude I hate them things. She gave really good CBJ but I couldn't watch because it looked like I had a smaller bbc LOL. So we go in for some k9 and I start having the same issue so I flip her on her back an try mish. She has a little Bush which was a nice change for once I managed to finish up on time and shot all over her. She used the curtains to clean up yuk. We parted ways and I split the club but not before monica encountered me at the stairs asking me WTF? I simply said hey you blew me off for the other guy. I felt bad because I'd been seeing monica for years but hey time is time and I didn't have alot of it. Over all the club was jumping with talent. But the girls were asking for way too much.

Went to L. S. on a friends request on Thursday, late day shift and early night shift. There were 18 dancers during days and 22 at night. What was most remarkable about this visit was the quality of the girls. On days there was one girl that I'd call an absolute 10, and 8 or 9 that are solid 9's depending on personal preferance. The rest were solid 7's. From my experience, the talent is as good as the real high end clubs around town. The only drawback is cost. I was quoted anything from 2. 5 $ to 5 $ for H&H no song count. I chose one of the 8's. Beautiful girl named Solei, she's about 5'6" and 130# with a rockin bod, full see's and a great boot-hey. Beautiful face and smile with a real personality. I knew her from another club where she out shined all others but here she was middle of the pack. Had a great time. Well worth the $$ There was also free food bar before 7 PM.

Total was parking 10, no cover early, 25 for 5 adult sodas, dances $$.

If you want quality and can cover cost this place is for you.

[QUOTE=Cash1315;3013922]Went to L. S. on a friends request on Thursday, late day shift and early night shift. There were 18 dancers during days and 22 at night. What was most remarkable about this visit was the quality of the girls. On days there was one girl that I'd call an absolute 10, and 8 or 9 that are solid 9's depending on personal preferance. The rest were solid 7's. From my experience, the talent is as good as the real high end clubs around town. The only drawback is cost. I was quoted anything from 2. 5 $ to 5 $ for H&H no song count. I chose one of the 8's. Beautiful girl named Solei, she's about 5'6" and 130# with a rockin bod, full see's and a great boot-hey. Beautiful face and smile with a real personality. I knew her from another club where she out shined all others but here she was middle of the pack. Had a great time. Well worth the $$ There was also free food bar before 7 PM.

Total was parking 10, no cover early, 25 for 5 adult sodas, dances $$.

If you want quality and can cover cost this place is for you.[/QUOTE]Was there any VIP tax at LS? If so, how much?

[QUOTE=JayJay123;3014878]Was there any VIP tax at LS? If so, how much?[/QUOTE]There hasn't been any the few times I was there, but the dancers usually ask me to tip the attendant $10 or $20. Daytime I have gotten away with out a request for a tip from the dancers, but never at night.