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Here's her google image result:

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[QUOTE=OaHuman808;2181473]Mongers. Stay away from this one. She posts all pictures without any face and states on the age that she is 45 but when I visited her, she has got to be at least 65 or older. Started out by her running all over her Marco polo condo getting her own stuff done then she offers you something to eat. Ick. When you see it you will pass like I did. She then proceeds to sit across from you and you do this touchy feely type sharing stuff like they would do in grade school. What a waste of time. Then she says that both of you will take a shower. Well the shower is barely enough to fit one person with all of the soaps, shelves and junk in her bathroom. You basically lather her then she does the same. Nothing exciting here. Last activity was on her bed where she whips out this black bag of her "goodies" there was the dental dam, dildos, condoms and lube. She tried to get me to eat her using the dental dam but it looked dirtier than a rag you would find out in the street. Pass. Then she insisted on using a female condom IN ADDITION to me using a condom. Couldn't barely feel even my own junior down there.

Save your money for somewhere else mongers!

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stargalrelaxxcite-smilespa-bodyrub-8083854663-singlewfbustyblond-dinesuntour-tantra12hr-lifetime-45/4756575[/URL][/QUOTE]I don't believe you could have paid me to go see her. Ha ha.

HB.

[QUOTE=HawaiiBoy;2181707]I don't believe you could have paid me to go see her. Ha ha.

HB.[/QUOTE]Hawaii boy. Run man run fast to get away from this one. I got fooled and hopefully fellow mongers won't be as dumb as I was.

[QUOTE=LittleDickie;2179990]None of your backpage links work, and what is h / you?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Sorry LD, h / you translated to h / you.

Well, I followed Hapaboy to chase after a "dream". ? I can't say I didn't go in uninformed. After my first choice more or less flaked out on me (Canadian travel escort) and my AMP backup was off for the day, I decided to satisfy my intrigue and called Dream. The good part is she is pretty much as pictured. That is, almost super-model pretty without the anorexia. She is fastidious about her appearance and has all the accoutrements: Perfect make-up, hair extensions down to her ass, perfect silicone Ds, and Waikiki street-walker clothes. She's a Northern California girl (Berkeley, supposedly) and is typically chatty in that way. Her ad said "SPOIL ME & I WILL SPOIL YOU MORE", so my plan was to go in with more than her usual somewhat low starting price (250) and see if it paid off. Yes and no. She is a rules-girl to the max, often to the point of putting me off. First, absolutely NO KISSING. Anywhere! I got the impression that she is worried about even orally transmitted pathogens. We started with CBJ that was unexpectedly pleasant enough before going on to positions. As to positions, you got your missionary and you got your DS. That is it and please don't even ask for CG! She did allow a reasonable pounding and got off in both the allowed positions that went on almost to the hour mark, so I finally let her finish me off with HJ and took off. Like HapaBoy says, see her only if you just have to experience a centerfold girl in better reality than beating off to internet porn (but only slightly better).

[QUOTE=OaHuman808;2181473]Mongers. Stay away from this one. She posts all pictures without any face and states on the age that she is 45 but when I visited her, she has got to be at least 65 or older. Started out by her running all over her Marco polo condo getting her own stuff done then she offers you something to eat. Ick. When you see it you will pass like I did. She then proceeds to sit across from you and you do this touchy feely type sharing stuff like they would do in grade school. What a waste of time. Then she says that both of you will take a shower. Well the shower is barely enough to fit one person with all of the soaps, shelves and junk in her bathroom. You basically lather her then she does the same. Nothing exciting here. Last activity was on her bed where she whips out this black bag of her "goodies" there was the dental dam, dildos, condoms and lube. She tried to get me to eat her using the dental dam but it looked dirtier than a rag you would find out in the street. Pass. Then she insisted on using a female condom IN ADDITION to me using a condom. Couldn't barely feel even my own junior down there.

Save your money for somewhere else mongers!

[URL]http://honolulu.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/stargalrelaxxcite-smilespa-bodyrub-8083854663-singlewfbustyblond-dinesuntour-tantra12hr-lifetime-45/4756575[/URL][/QUOTE]Well, take heart. Like my old college room-mate used to say: Any guy can fuck a great looking chick. It takes a real man to fuck an ugly one!

[QUOTE=MeinArschUndde;2182461]Well, take heart. Like my old college room-mate used to say: Any guy can fuck a great looking chick. It takes a real man to fuck an ugly one![/QUOTE]It takes a Super Man to fuck an old ugly grandma, I would have just ran out of there.

[QUOTE=BoltVander;2182328]Sorry LD, h / you translated to h / you.[/QUOTE]H / you = h / you!

LOL. I do get it now though. You were trying to type the letter "you" and it autocorrected to "you. " Then you tried to clarify it for me and the same thing happened. Anyway you meant hookup. I'm clear now. The autocorrect on this site does strange things sometimes.

[QUOTE=LittleDickie;2183046]H / you = h / you!

LOL. I do get it now though. You were trying to type the letter "you" and it autocorrected to "you. " Then you tried to clarify it for me and the same thing happened. Anyway you meant hookup. I'm clear now. The autocorrect on this site does strange things sometimes.[/QUOTE]I can't type the letter, even in quotes.

[QUOTE=LittleDickie;2183046]H / you = h / you!

LOL. I do get it now though. You were trying to type the letter "you" and it autocorrected to "you. " Then you tried to clarify it for me and the same thing happened. Anyway you meant hookup. I'm clear now. The autocorrect on this site does strange things sometimes.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately the autocorrect in this forum rarely works as the mods intended. 95% of its corrections are erroneous and leads to confusion. I feel the frustration to when typing a report and then have it destroyed by the autocorrect. It also adds spaces when you use a slash when actually the purpose of using a slash is to merge two [red]words. But[/red] a space between the words and slash separates them even more. And then of course, it sometimes will turn an ellipses (dot dot dot) into single period on its own too. (which it did above in the red text)

Of course nothing is more obvious when we state "She had a nice pair of tits. Somewhere between be / see." It turns B/C into "be / see." In this example it did two errors, the B and C being spelled out and the separation of the words with a space, slash, space.

Here is a tip around the site's autocorrect. Once you type your post, before submitting it, select it all and copy to your clipboard. Then, once posted, hit the post's edit button and select all, then paste, and save changes. It will then post your originally intended text. Or, if you see an error or two, you can simply edit, then correct the mistakes manually (no need for a wholesale copy/paste) and then Save Changes--as edited text will not autocorrect.

Is anyone getting their "backpage" access intercepted by TW/RR? No other sites seem to be affected but this one. It just started happening.

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Pretty banging body. TGTBT?

[QUOTE=TheLoneWolf;2183472]Is anyone getting their "backpage" access intercepted by TW/RR? No other sites seem to be affected but this one. It just started happening.[/QUOTE]Can you explain what is suposed to be going on?

[QUOTE=TheLoneWolf;2183472]Is anyone getting their "backpage" access intercepted by TW/RR? No other sites seem to be affected but this one. It just started happening.[/QUOTE]Maybe it's just Road Runner.

I'm able to view BP on my iPhone.

[QUOTE=Hornysamowen;2183707]Can you explain what is suposed to be going on?[/QUOTE]Sorry, offline for most of the day. Anyway, for some reason when I would click BackPage links in this thread, it would go to the RoadRunner page asking me for some sort of verification. Now it seems OK. I was wondering if BP was blacklisted or something. Anyway, Whew!