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The girls pay these fuckers to stick around to watch out for their ass cause fuckers like you are wondering if anyone else is involved its called security. Every girl should have someone knowing what her person is involved in. Some girls are comfortable with their girlfriends and some want a male close, what's the prob unless your one of the fuckers. Rookies, pfssst.
Ok so you think you know about my management MACKNIFICENT? You really think this tattoo on my chest is a pimp? WRONG. I have no pimp nor any management PERIOD! My tattoo is a symbolism for 2 words, MACK and MAGNIFICENT! Why would I do this you ask? Come by and see. The way I work my mouth is magnificent and the definition of MACK is slang for one who is good with the opposite sex or to kiss (which yes I allow light kissing and my tongue, well I've been told it is similar to a motorboat lmfao) and not to be confused with the french derivative "maquereau" meaning "pimp." Do not ever say I have a pimp unless you yourself see him or meet this so called macknificent in my presents! I just wonder how he went from a african american man (as his picture depiced him a few months ago) to three mexican men sitting on the steps. As it is known, Yes plenty of women have a pimp but Ashley Monroe is not nor will ever be one of them.
Once again about my living arrangements, Yes I own a! 3 bedroom apartment! With 2 girls listed in the last post I put out. Once again it is a THREE BED ROOM apartment. Not 3 girls in a one bedroom okay people! If you have been here you should know that if not then keep lying on your man parts and keep my name out of your mouth. THANK YOU! And to add I will have furniture thanks to a great man I meet here in the near near future.
Now once again about my personal hygiene, truthfully all I can say is your ridiculousness is intolerable! Would you really wish for me to take a drug test or maybe a std / hiv test and post all results online? I do not use narcotics due to the fact I am 100% happy with my job. Yes this means no needles, pipes, no nose candy, nor Mary Jane. OK well maybe a toke or two once in a while but can you blame me for using any substance? Look what I deal with most of my days. If you truthful would like to talk about that How many of you use drugs? Or Have used drugs in the past? Men with money either spend it on women or drugs. Hell sometimes both truthfully. I have seen plenty of men call about "party favors" or do you want to party? They even come by messed up or intoxicated on who knows what! I don't complain though nor do I throw them out. No, I do my job and I make sure everyone leaves happy as can be. Everyone has their addiction my true addiction is a nice man who "does me well" point blank period and I'm sure if I knew the faces of these so called men talking absolutely barmy about me I'm sure you did not satisfy me either.
Furthermore I don't need to prove any further points to you mongers on the board. I think it is pure insanity on ones behalf to give me a compliment on my skills and then say I have a fishy odor down below. Still in all respect I would like to Thank you Old Pumper on the outstanding compliment. I take pride in my job and my only wishis to make people happy so I ill take these issues of the board and do my best to fix what I see is fixable. As it is true, Either you wish to have a dream with me or not. If so call me, If not don't! No one on here will stop me from doing my job and loving it. As my mother said "Words can't kill you, so why worry about what people say? Either they will love you or they will hate you. Either way they will know your name!" And all this is is free publicity for me point blank period. What ever you wish to say after this post will be on you. Please DO NOT expect another response and Please DO look forward to seeing me post more. As well as reliable clients posting reviews here because. : HATE ME OR LOVE ME, YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME! . : You mongers might take this seriously and live by every word on this board just remember one thing, Due to another persons hate for me (known or unknown reasons) you will miss out on one MACKNIFICENT time in my presence. Don't knock it til you try it and Baby I'm waiting on your call!
Signing off the One and Only Ashley Monroe.
I've tracked her ads for maybe around a year, on and off, but I have never partaken. What has turned me off is not just the occasional lackluster review, but she just looks so ragged and worn out in her pics. It's too bad, because I think with the right fitness / beauty coach she has the potential to be pretty hot. However, even if she maxed out her sex appeal, there is no way I could do anything with any human who has the word "macknificent" tattooed around their neck.
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Can't find a review on BP Jackie. Has anyone met her? What's the scoop. Looks TGTBT!
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Your first post and your acting like a Sr Member insulting everyone. Hmmmmm me smells something fishy.
[QUOTE=Dlectric;1619036]The girls pay these fuckers to stick around to watch out for their ass cause fuckers like you are wondering if anyone else is involved its called security. Every girl should have someone knowing what her person is involved in. Some girls are comfortable with their girlfriends and some want a male close, what's the prob unless your one of the fuckers. Rookies, pfssst.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Centflaguy;1619271]Your first post and your acting like a Sr Member insulting everyone. Hmmmmm me smells something fishy.[/QUOTE]Maybe the fish smell is Ashley Monroe's Hoo Ha, no that can't be true she showers many times a day. Ashley, new word for you "Douch-bag" and I'm not talking about Macknificent.
You must think the men of Orlando are INCREDIBLY STUPID, your tattoo story and explanation is as preposterous a story as I've ever heard on this board. Puleeeeeeze. OMG. You can turn on your computers "spell checker" but unfortunately there is no button to push to increase your brain power.
After the posts here any of the members here who opt to see you and the rest of the Mac's" stable must love the smell of the sea. Uuuugh-VS
[QUOTE=VerySlowly; 1619305]Maybe the fish smell is Ashley Monroe's Hoo Ha, no that can't be true she showers many times a day. Ashley, new word for you "Douch-bag" and I'm not talking about Macknificent.
You must think the men of Orlando are INCREDIBLY STUPID, your tattoo story and explanation is as preposterous a story as I've ever heard on this board. Puleeeeeeze. OMG. You can turn on your computers "spell checker" but unfortunately there is no button to push to increase your brain power.
After the posts here any of the members here who opt to see you and the rest of the Mac's" stable must love the smell of the sea. Uuuugh-VS[/QUOTE]I for one can tell you, The "Orlando Men" and men of the area are FAR from stupid. I must say, to insult one, is to insult pretty much all. And for that matter shame on you and I hope you kept your day job- so to speak. If you can't bite your tongue in some places, you are NOT made for this. Word from the wise. BEING a "provider" is about respect (personal and respect to others) , entertainment. Communication and a damn good time. I don't see you providing ANY of this. Thats all I have to say about this- I appologize, I was feeling a little feisty today. And Something that I had to learn, Honest is the best policy. You LIE, insult, hurt, or are disrespectful. Your going to be finding your way to back page, or what ever is lower then that.
XOXO.
I need to start a class, a forum. SOMETHING (with a select few other providers help who are similar in the oppinion of this line of work) to show these girls how its done. Gosh.
[QUOTE=Marine77; 1617358]I saw a woman recently during an "incall" I rarely do incalls, however, this woman was hot. Everyhting was good when I got to her house / condo. We were wel into our "appointment" when al of a sudden I hear a fucking kid crying in the next room! Jesus fucking christ I thought to myself. Holy shit! THe woman was quick to assure me that all was good and that her kid had awoken form her nap. What? Are you fucking crazy I though to myself.
Just a note to all of you single moms out there: Please, fucking PLEASE, find a babysitter for your kids prior to making an incall appointment with a client. I am sure the men here are normal God fearing men who would be very, very uncomfortable with any woman who does incalls with a kid in the next room, or even three rooms away, or, anywhere in the house for that matter! To me that is just fucking WRONG! Your precious children should NEVER be in your condo / house while you are seeing a client. NEVER. I hope those women out there who are single moms read this and take note. It is not worth the risk of losing your precious children. It is NOT worth the risk. Am I clear? I know times are tough, especially for single moms. I get it. But, understand that us men will be more than happy to give you an extra 30 or 40 dollars, in addition to your fee, to pay for a babysitter for a few hours. Trust us. It is no big deal. Many of the men on this board are God fearing men, who would be more than willing to do the right thing and provide you with additional cash so your precious child, or, children can be properly cared for while you entertain your guest. Myself included. Many of the men on this board are intelligent, successful and caring, and they have disposable income that allows them to see women on a recreational basis. There are a lot of good men here on USASG, and I think I speak for most of them when I say these things. Please, simply advise your client that you have to pay for a babysitter prior to making the appointment, and I am sure, if the man is a true gentleman, he will be glad to pay for a babysitter. I have done it myself a few times before for a few women I have seen and I was glad to do it. Just an FYI, ok ladies? Let God guide your heart and be sure to take excellent care of the children he has lovingly entrusted to your care. Semper Fi.[/QUOTE]So did you stay and pound one out, or deliver your best Joel Osteen impersonation and bug out? I'm a so called "God fearing man", but trust me, God has no place in this hobby or on this forum.
[QUOTE=BackJack;1619010]Man I never get that lucky. Guess I ain't cute enough![/QUOTE]Never get that lucky? That's REAL UNlucky. Don't play craps with your dick like that!
Just in case anyone was wondering, Ashely has other posts on Backpage of aliases she works under.
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Thats her as well.
[QUOTE=Nohassles; 1617317]I was attracted by this ad and called. Very friendly and personable on the phone so I made an appt. She is very nice and friendly but she is not petite. The photos are probably her but not recent. I would guess she carries about 30 pounds more than she looks there.
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100-160-exotic-sweet-and-petite-100-freak-click-here-28/6885772[/url][/QUOTE]I really hate when these women do this. They KNOW they are a LOt heavier than they used to be but still post those old as pics on their ads, as if we're not going to notice.
We have to let them know fellas, we don't like it. I've turned around on more than one and others I put on blast in my review site posts.
That's just not right!
Does anyone else like the young chocolate ones. I find that the smiles and fun pics match the personality. I've had my eye on her. Does anyone have any news on her?
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[QUOTE=Dlectric;1619036]The girls pay these fuckers to stick around to watch out for their ass cause fuckers like you are wondering if anyone else is involved its called security. Every girl should have someone knowing what her person is involved in. Some girls are comfortable with their girlfriends and some want a male close, what's the prob unless your one of the fuckers. Rookies, pfssst.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you might be security or maybe even her management. Pretty strong words for a first time poster. You have a great grasp of the English language. I believe you have already made a lot of friends on this forum.
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[QUOTE=Dlectric;1619036]The girls pay these fuckers to stick around to watch out for their ass cause fuckers like you are wondering if anyone else is involved its called security. Every girl should have someone knowing what her person is involved in. Some girls are comfortable with their girlfriends and some want a male close, what's the prob unless your one of the fuckers. Rookies, pfssst.[/QUOTE]HEY! Why are you bringing my name into this? I haven't said a word! Get it? Rookie! LMFAO
LOL That one dude is CLEARLY the pimp and the other two girls are under his wing. I love this forum