Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6692161]If you are firm and willing to walk out when you get attitude, you can easily get an hour of massage and boom boom for 200 total at any shop in Portland and Vancouver. Occasionally and only occasionally I will throw in an extra 20 if there's something exceptional and interesting about the lady. Otherwise I walk. I refuse to be part of the ongoing problem of ridiculous prices.[/QUOTE]Makes sense, I get tired of driving place to place sometimes because I walk out immediately if the girl is above mid 35 and not pretty enough. This means I avoid all the grannies right at the door and walk out immediately. I am also a softy, so not used to being too firm. I did, walk out one time making the excuse money in the car and then drove off after negotiations failed.

Another time I negotiated, the girl threw money back at my face so I walked out there, she yelled don't ever come back. I think this was king spa around ne area.

[QUOTE=WarpFactor69;6692154]How much total did you spend at this location for a half hour of service?[/QUOTE]180 on top of 45 for hh massage rate, so 225. I dropped a small tip after.

[QUOTE=ORexpReports;6691688]Hello all,

I have been lurking for a long time so I am going to post some reports to give back, all these are in the past two months:

.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reviews, it's been really slow here recently.

I spend most of my hobby time on the east side but looked into AMPs on the west side recently. Oregon is one of the best places for pooners, but the clubs and online venues have left much to be desired in recent times. Now AMPs are everywhere instead it seems.

I ended up at Beaverton Foot (only Oregon would name a town for a ton of Beaver!) and found Wendy to be fun and energetic. I spent $$ plus house fee and got two pops. Wendy has some limits (e.g., I didn't get FIA on her but she poked my just fine), but really puts out otherwise. And what tits! Perfect C-cup with big nips.

Back on the east side, there's a 5-foot-nuthin' spinner at Calm Winds on McLoughlin who's appears to be 30 at most even when I'm wearing my Asian skeptic glasses. Hot! I almost came in my pants following her down the hall. Like most younger providers, she's got limits and is a little skittish but still is real fun. Go for the half hour the first time to set her at ease because she doesn't want to do real massage. I'm not sure about her name, maybe Ali or Cali.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=ORexpReports;6692229]Makes sense, I get tired of driving place to place sometimes because I walk out immediately if the girl is above mid 35 and not pretty enough. This means I avoid all the grannies right at the door and walk out immediately. I am also a softy, so not used to being too firm. I did, walk out one time making the excuse money in the car and then drove off after negotiations failed.

Another time I negotiated, the girl threw money back at my face so I walked out there, she yelled don't ever come back. I think this was king spa around ne area.[/QUOTE]At one time Ocean used to offer 180/60 but there has been a change of ownership, I think they are part of the Hollywood shop on Powell. Recently I was quoted 2. 0 or 2. 5 for 30 on a recent text. I did not visit the shop.

I have been to very few shops with providers under 35, maybe Hollywood on Powell, one near 60th and Powell and a few 1/2 service shops.

Making an excuse is acceptable, all these shops post fake pics with false advertising regarding services.

The provider throwing money in your face did you a favor. An unhappy provider for any reason, money or whatever is never a good time.

[QUOTE=Mwhitt123;6692394]I ended up at Beaverton Foot (only Oregon would name a town for a ton of Beaver!) and found Wendy to be fun and energetic. I spent $$ plus house fee and got two pops. Wendy has some limits (e.g., I didn't get FIA on her but she poked my just fine), but really puts out otherwise. And what tits! Perfect C-cup with big nips.[/QUOTE]I planned a big recon session a couple of weeks ago. One of the stops was Beaverton Foot Spa. I had read a review about Wendy and Linda in a duo and was curious to meet them. I stopped in and Wendy was the only one there. She was nice and tried to persuade me to stay but I left to finish my recon. However, after walking across Allen to check out the talent at Wellness, I decided to save a lot of time and go back and see Wendy for a session. She's not a knockout but is still cute. Has a decent shape and is friendly. I paid my $70 for the hour and we went to a room. She gave a decent massage and when it was time to flip I told her I wanted DATY and a HJ. We ended up at $80 for a total of $150, which she had me stop and pay her then. She stepped out to get ready and then the fun started. It was good and she seemed to enjoy it, and I certainly did. I'll probably go back to one of my regulars or go exploring again before I go back though.

[QUOTE=OneOne9;6692430]Making an excuse is acceptable, all these shops post fake pics with false advertising regarding services.[/QUOTE]I tell them the truth, that I'm checking out the shops in the area and might be back. They're always very surprised when I do come back.

A tip to keep the prices manageable is to only go in with what you think is a fair price for the services you're looking for. When you give them a price and they counter, telling them that's all you have usually brings them down to your price. If not, finish the massage and move on or decide if you're willing to settle for lesser services for that price. It's easier for me because I'm usually just looking for the lesser services anyway, so there's nothing to negotiate with that.

[QUOTE=ORexpReports;6691902]Stopped by Ocean Massage Spa and place is a bit peculiar, the entrance is a walk down into the basement with a bell you ring to get in.

Mama san greets, 40's to 50's, was about to walk back out and she got the message, noted they have younger girls inside. Stayed and she called someone out, girl in 30's.

Stayed, room is decent. Good massage, better than most. After 15 minutes of the hhr, the flip came. Asked what I wanted and she got straight to it, boom boom? I said yes, she noted 200. I didn't negotiate here and paid up.

Services were beyond expectations, lfk, BBBJ with balls service, cfs all positions. Money well spent and hugged asked to come back.[/QUOTE]This is actually how "real" spas usually are, have to ring to get in, mamasan is the one who greets you on way in and out, from my experience a ton were weirdly in basements or had some long hallway you entered from an iron gate door LOL.

Services less so. Got spoiled getting used to full body rubs with nuru gel, a handsy shower, and butt and ball probing with the tongue before the main course.

Anyway, still sounds great, I'll go check it out, I guess. Thank you.

[QUOTE=ORexpReports;6691902]Stopped by Ocean Massage Spa and place is a bit peculiar, the entrance is a walk down into the basement with a bell you ring to get in.

Mama san greets, 40's to 50's, was about to walk back out and she got the message, noted they have younger girls inside. Stayed and she called someone out, girl in 30's.
[/QUOTE]Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.

[QUOTE=Qualish;6694928]Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.[/QUOTE]Sometimes I scout places when I'm on my way to work or going back home. So I have a legit excuse to not stay. If I'm not interested in the first one I meet, I ask if anyone else is working today? If I like what I see I tell them I will come back, and I do.

Then I post about it here, because it is cool to openly share information.

[QUOTE=Qualish;6694928]Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.
I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).
Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.
Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.[/QUOTE]If the greeter is friendly I ask her if it is OK to meet the ladies for a future session. If anyone interests me I get her name and tell her I will be back. Most of the providers will give me a nice smile when I ask for their name thinking I will return and most of the time I do.

If the greeter is rude or unfriendly I ask or look at the posted rates and services, thank her for her time and leave. I very seldom stay my first visit to a shop. .

[QUOTE=Qualish;6694928]Curious how many of us do this, bail when greeted by the mamasan.

I've been through my fair share of shops, but have never felt comfortable asking who else might be working (in part not to be rude, in part not to make them think I'm casing the place).

Anybody have a tact you feel avoids these pitfalls? At best I'll make up a name, and pretend I'm looking for a specific masseuse, but that isn't guaranteed to net a showing of the other employees.

Nine times out of ten I'll just leave, with a mental note to comeback in two weeks.[/QUOTE]I just tell them I was driving by and wanted to check the prices but don't have time for a massage right now. I am always polite, friendly and enthusiastic like I really want to come back but play it kind of dumb. I don't think they buy it but it kind of saves face for everyone. Some look a little confused but often they seem to appreciate the effort maybe. But it makes it easier for me. This is how I find the 1 in 10 with attractive women and I do go back to those.

Went to L & V yesterday, on the westside.

Went in and a reasonably attractive, late 20's, early 30's girl helped me. Only offered 30 minutes due to "many appointments". She needed to use her phone for translations which was not great.

After about 8 min only was the flip and asked if I had any other areas of special needs / attention. I said yes. She proceeded to rub my neck, legs and I figured she was trying to warm me up a bit since I was anything but aroused actually. Another 10 min or so goes by and I am thinking. Are we going to get the show on the road? She then asked me again if there was any other needs, and again I said yes, absolutely. I didn't make any hand motions and obviously should have because 5 more min goes by and she says done. I get up and say "that's it?" and she said "did you have any other needs for special attention?" and I said "I did but. " and she says "oh, sorry. " and leaves. Then asked for a tip. Ridiculous. I will not ever go back. I didn't catch her name, I usually ask at the end so I know who was worth seeing again, and she certainly was not despite being reasonably attractive.

But since I really wanted to find something better, I drove up to Angels off Hall. Actually, had a very good experience there after not going back there for a couple of years due to seeming lack of privacy, being loud and busy, and over sketchiness. Guess I listened to the smaller head. Met Lulu who looked a bit rougher to be honest, but once inside she somehow got prettier (Anyway, she gave an actually pretty good massage albeit more deep tissue amazingly, as opposed to light Swedish / flirty. She didn't really spend any time grazing balls / cock or normal sort of hints and teases but at the end of 30 min or so she started with it. On the flip she asked if I wanted mouth or boom boom and opted for the latter. 70 to get in for an hour, additional 130 for the full deal. After the finish, I still had 10 min or so, so she finished with my arms and then some final cleanup. I am not sure if I would go back, it was def loud in there, but it was a much better experience than a few years ago.

Also, went to Lemon Tree a few weeks back and the lady that worked (this was maybe 1030 or 11 am) was thin, but had a very rough face, and I walked out. I didn't catch a name. I have been there a couple of times and they usually do a decent massage but a HE only.

Stopped in for a check out as I had not been there in a couple of years due to a bad experience with a lady.

I was right that new people would be working now. Nice lady good body but older. After the last holiday thru Thur. Sunday work of 14 hours a day of labor I am not normlly used to. I needed at min some good massage. She did a great job. I was very happy. Had a nice HE also not a lot of under the cover roaming. But I was still happy. They are not young. But standard middle aged gals who know the way around. She did a nice job with the boys also.

Always looking for the dream rare girl.

In the long ago time. CL had some good body rub hard body nuru types. Seems all these have gone away or are using some other form of social media to attract customers. BP used to be a good source. But I have not had a ton of luck on SA or the alligator site or others. Any one care to share a few tips on a nuru type body massage by a hottie in the area. I had a regular gal who was just hot as F and she would slip and slide up and down my body which was fantastic. I loved checking out here goods while getting a HE.

Cheers guys.

Might try a couple of AMP today, I know Hollywood reflexology in Portland by Powell got some good ones they do anything. And rainbow on Salem edge water have FS nice looking sometimes.