Experience teaches (so does reading the forum)
[QUOTE=Kijimuna;5960752]You paid $240 to get yourself off? I would have not left until I got some of my money back.[/QUOTE]Kijimuna. With your level of experience it is more likely you would have "thought with the big head" and walked before any financial transactions were completed.
Newbies -- RTFF and save yourself time, money, and frustration.
Always be nice to the ladies.
PA.
Perfect timing for my trip to London
Mr. TheDrowned, Thanks for posting this as I will be in the UK later this summer and like you, have found the ISG reports for London to be seriously lacking in information on the Massage front. And I agree that your experience in London can serve as a Metaphor for Fairfax. Cheerio!
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5961804]Oi!
I know it's been a while lads.
Some of you have expressed concerns about my absence and for that I apologize for I have been lurking these waters now and again but haven't been in much of a mood to weave a deadman's tale.
Truth be told my hunger for adventure has taken a different toll and I had stopped perusing the usual AMPs in order to venture off on my own in search of the unknown.
In the midst of that, I took a trip to London and sailed to the UK.
Now when my thirst for adventure began to brew, I found myself at odds because there isn't really much on the board at international sexguide for London, there was no bedpage, no Craigslist, no monger friends to tell me which massage parlor to hit up. There was little in the compendium to go on but my own intuition. And of course googling "nearest massage. ".
I don't know about you folks but I crave a challenge. It gets the blood flowing through and in places I know I'll need when the massage is done. I love sailing into the unknown, but gents the monger intuition is strong and I'm happy to say in my 3 times I adventured into a random AMP here in the UK, I scored all 3 times.
First adventure was right into Leicester square on the Picadilly line, right in walking distance to good ol Chinatown.
Unlike DC, in Chinatown you look around long enough and the massage parlor finds you.
As I was heading down a random street I spotted a cute little Chinese lady dressed with a black top and matching short skirt and made eye contact with her. She winked at me and waved her hand at me to come hither, so I crossed the street and she said "would you like to come massage? Follow me". "Yes please madam!" I followed her down the basement stairs where she told me to pay the house fee in pounds, so I handed her a few Queen Elizabeth's and off we went to a tiny wooden room where she patted me on the dick and asked for another queen Elizabeth to massage here. I coughed it up like an eager school boy and got undressed.
She did some light massage work for about 30 min then told me to flip and asked if I wanted her to undress. Every little thing kept costing extra and I personally didn't like having to get up to each time to get my wallet but I was too impressed by the fact that over here in Chinatown they will hunt you down to fuck, that I didn't very much care. We settled for a few more Elizabeth's for FS and then she pulled at a hat and gave me a nice CBJ before I pulled her up onto the table for a nice good missionary mission until I came a weeks worth of load inside her. This one felt like an easy win and I really wish this is how all AMPs operated. I'm sure in the old days in America, it did. Hell probably still does in some parts of flushing. But man What a dream it would be to take the redline to our Chinatown and do the same thing.
On my last night in London Town I thought I'd up the difficulty and try a regular massage parlor near my hotel in Holloway road. This place was called healthy way. Had 8 reviews on Google with an attractive Asian on the website so I figured this might be a place worth checking out when I got there however the Asian masseuse looked like the Crypt keeper and since we've got a while before Halloween I bolted out of there and headed over to the next nearest spa called Herb Garden. On the outside it looked like a normal place, said they specialize in cupping, massage, and acupuncture. But the lady at the desk caught my eye. She was a tiny little Asian with bangs in a red tank top and white pleated skirt, wearing red lipstick. She was probably in her 40's but compared to the crypt keeper down the street I figured I'd roll the dice and do 30 min.
In the room is a stand up shower. Always a plus as it lets me know I can get completely naked on the table. Massage was good and I made some small talk. Obviously her English wasn't very good but I tried to make her feel comfortable with the little mandarin I know. I've never taken any classes but I have been to many a Chinese massage parlor so I pick up a little bit of the essentials every now and then. After the massage was done she asked me to flip over and then whispered into my ear "want body to body?
"Fuck. Yes. ".
She then asked for 3 more Queen Es and I told her it was a done deal. She then stripped entirely naked revealing a beautiful pair of tits and a clean shaven puss. I love boobs in all shapes and sizes but I'm not kidding when I say she had the most perfect pair of boobs I've seen on a petite body. She had perfectly round Bs. I'm talking model perfect. They were round. They did not sag. She had tiny areola's and little pink nipples. So rare on an Asian. I sucked those strawberry chip nipples and she moaned. I turned her over on the table and performed some DATY on her delicious P. I tried to go all the way with some FS but she stopped me and told me next time. Fuck me for being American. I'd see her every week if I could but alas, I told her I would be gone by sunrise. She shook her head at me and jumped on top of me straddling my dick with her hands and finished me off with a sensual HJ. She cleaned herself off in the shower and then I did the same. Oh how I wish I could return tomorrow. I did however get her WeChat so if I do return to the UK, I'm definitely hunting her down! She goes by Lilli.
My hunger for Chinese didn't seem to dissipate so I stopped at a dim sum restaurant to recharge. Took a long walk to breathe in the last night of UK air and came across another massage place called Healing wellness. With the gorgeous lilli still on my mind I decided I was in need of some healing and decided to pop in. The masseuse was a larger lady. Not too fat but definitely rotund, at least she filled in that weight on top. I was going to pass but then noticed a sign in the far room that read "we do not perform sexual acts for money yada yada. ".
When a place states they don't do sexual acts for tip, 9 times out of 10, they totally do sexual services for money. So I decided my last night in London should go out with a bang and long story short one thing lead to another and then after blowing the rest of my funds for this trip, Rotund Rachel invites her skinnier smaller sister to perform a naked 4 hand. I'm sucking on the larger ladies big nipples while fingering the thinner lady all the while I got four hands beating on my dick like Goro from Mortal Kombat. Not sure I would repeat but you only live once, right? It was a great send off as I headed back to the states the next morning.
Now some of you are probably thinking TheDrowned, this information is useless! It doesn't belong in the NOVA massage thread, you bonehead, you babbled on for an entire page. How does this help me?
Well I beg to differ. Because the point is, you don't need to wait for the next juicy porn ad on Bedpage, or hunt for context clues on Craigslist, or chase after some mongers recent dream at X spa in Fairfax. Look out for the obvious signs and use the collective experience gained on the board. You don't need anything but your wits and the will to adventure into the unknown. Be polite. Be curious. And don't be afraid of failure, more often than not you'll surprise yourself.
Smooth waters never made a skilled sailor and water forgets, well, you know the rest.[/QUOTE]
She's highly reviewed here
[QUOTE=MischiefII93;5964246]Planning to visit.
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/bts/d/vienna-the-best-waxing-massage-by-kk/7494871531.html[/URL]
Any recommendations?[/QUOTE]I don't know how you would not enjoy it.
Seeking Alissa or other filipinas
Anyone know where Alissa went? [URL]https://secrettemptation.com/page25.html[/URL].
I called and no answer from ST and her photo is no longer on the main page with the others.
Or of any other filipinas?
Professional Massage in Vienna (Daisy)
Hello fellow mongers. Have any of you had a dream with this provider yet? I checked out the website and it seems super sketchy. Requires a $100 cashapp deposit just to fill out the appointment request. I'm assuming it's not legit. I appreciate any insight.
[URL]http://escapewithdaisy.com/[/URL]
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/vienna-professional-massage/7492758946.html[/URL]
Don't do it. Known scammer
[QUOTE=Tmac32;5968940]Hello fellow mongers. Have any of you had a dream with this provider yet? I checked out the website and it seems super sketchy. Requires a $100 cashapp deposit just to fill out the appointment request. I'm assuming it's not legit. I appreciate any insight.
[URL]http://escapewithdaisy.com/[/URL]
[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/hws/d/vienna-professional-massage/7492758946.html[/URL][/QUOTE]She will upsell and then act crazy as if the upsell wasn't for more services. She's been reported here and in MD threads.