Massage Parlor Reports

Hey guys, fairly new to this website but have gotten some good intel from you all. Any info on bhc in Derwood? Feel free to PM. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6597234]Thanks Brother. I've been there once. Don't remember who I saw, but while the place was indeed clean, the massage wasn't great. Looks like I'll have to give it another shot.[/QUOTE]This place continues to devolve. I have had 5 visits in my dreams. Nothing to write home about but fair enough. In my last dream with Cindy, she upgraded without request showed some skin during the happy ending. I didn't ask for it, otherwise it was a handy. I dropped my usual tip. She became very upset. Insulted me through the transition app. Said I owe more. I politely told her in the future she needs to be upfront with her requirement, as I would have declined. I tossed an extra Hamilion and walked out. She angrily followed me into the parking lot yelling. Way too hot, this is my last dream here. Given the neighborhood and the businesses next door this place will get nailed sooner than later.

[QUOTE=Lts1975;6621641]Hey guys, fairly new to this website but have gotten some good intel from you all. Any info on bhc in Derwood? Feel free to PM. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I should have made a report but I kind of forgot it even happened.

Bit of backstory, I went to this place maybe a couple of years ago (I think it was called something different) and got absolutely nothing. The person at the front counter was a black dude and apparently the lady that did the massage was his wife maybe? She was asian but spoke english like she wasn't first generation in america.

EITHER WAY.

Got nothing. Towel never came off my tush.

Fast forward to a few weeks ago, they seem like they're under new management and advertising in places that strongly suggest that there's promise, but I got nothing.

I came pretty late in the day and the lady that did my massage was the only one there.

She was fairly attractive. She didn't leave the towel on at all, but it was 100% just a massage.

I usually don't come out and straight up ask if there's any extras, I kinda just leave the tip on the table as the hint that I'm interested. She didn't take the tip or acknowledge it at all.

Because of where they advertise, there's a small part of me that thinks there may be something extra on the menu if you ask or persist (respectfully of course), but absolutely nothing else suggested that to me.

The massage was ok, but I wouldn't repeat.

[QUOTE=LuckyLuciano00;6619882]Based on reviews I ventured out to Advanced Bullshit Center. I called and made 30 min appointment with Anna. When I got there, there was an average looking Asian woman in her early 40's at the front counter and a short, fat, ugly Latina woman. The Asian woman took me to the back and left as I got ready. As I was wondering what Anna might look like, I hear a knock on the door and in walks the short fat ugly Latina woman. FUCK! As soon as she walked in, I knew I was going to eat shit and I did. She gave an average, at times painful, massage for half an hour and at the end asked me if I wanted to extend it. Seriously? I couldn't get out of there fast enough! After I paid, the Latina woman gave me her card with her name on it (it was Maggi) and told me to ask for her next time. HAHAHAHA, yeah right. To make matters worse, all that rubbing aggravated my hives and I'm still scratching.

What is it with these HJ places? The same thing happened to me in Nova my first time at a PV place. Subpar massage by an ugly chick. The guy in the next room sounded like he was a having a great time for a few seconds and I'm in pain by this fat chick ramming her elbows into my back.

Is it always like this? The first visit nothing happens? I was thinking about giving MS a try but after this experience I think I'll pass.[/QUOTE]Honestly it's hit or miss. Some places takes a visit or two in order to really get the good service. Other places offers it up first shot. Honestly you kinda want to build up a semi-relationship with your provider though if you are looking for a quality experience. If you just want to get your rocks off, go to the more popular places that you read about on the forum. Another thing that helps is to call ahead and make an appointment. If you wait until you show up and ask for someone, you usually get whoever is the least popular, which is the short fat ugly ones. Location is a big deal too. All those factors can effect your experiments.

I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].

If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.

Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.

[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].

If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.

Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]This ***** is crazy. Fugly and asking donations for the price of FS just for cuddles?? Gtfoh.

Mates just get a sugar baby or buy a cuddle pillow and save yourself the time and money.

Just when I bloody thought I'd see t it all.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6626470]This ***** is crazy. Fugly and asking donations for the price of FS just for cuddles?? Gtfoh.

Mates just get a sugar baby or buy a cuddle pillow and save yourself the time and money.

Just when I bloody thought I'd see t it all.[/QUOTE]Actually, I think it's more likely that you get a soft touch massage and BBBJ for the cost of a regular hour with a HJ. But hey, you've seen it all, after all. So who knows?

[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].

If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.

Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]I kinda humored her a bit and acted like I was interested just to get more info.

Apparently if a guy gets a little excited, she'll let them handle themselves, but there's a crazy upcharge for that.

She said she wouldn't participate at all though.

But all her offerings online point to there being some serious extras on the menu.

Idk though. I'm curious, but not for her price.

[QUOTE=Leekiofus;6626564]I kinda humored her a bit and acted like I was interested just to get more info.

Apparently if a guy gets a little excited, she'll let them handle themselves, but there's a crazy upcharge for that.

She said she wouldn't participate at all though.

But all her offerings online point to there being some serious extras on the menu.

Idk though. I'm curious, but not for her price.[/QUOTE]She has a pretty face. So at least there's that.

[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].

If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.

Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]I've seen her a while back, and if you know what you're getting, it's nice. We just laid in bed having a conversation, and while she doesn't allow roaming below the waist, you're allowed to fondle and suck her titties and engage in LFK. She seems adamant about not being a sex worker, but I don't know if that could change or if she does more with repeat clientele.

When you do a cuddle session, it's about getting that "human connection" and companionship with good convo. Sometimes it's about more than getting your gun off.

[QUOTE=HavanaDreaming;1251473]After my disappointment at Kyoto and The now gone Suzy I went to the place in Damascus and had a 90 minute session with Anna. Great massage but ignored any hints. Stll for a good legit massage at a reasonable price I will go back.[/QUOTE]Not sure if this is the same place, but there is a "BL Wellness" on Main St. In Damascus (not Ellicott city), that gave me an excellent massage from a young and refreshingly thin Chinese girl.

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6626801]I've seen her a while back, and if you know what you're getting, it's nice. We just laid in bed having a conversation, and while she doesn't allow roaming below the waist, you're allowed to fondle and suck her titties and engage in LFK. She seems adamant about not being a sex worker, but I don't know if that could change or if she does more with repeat clientele.

When you do a cuddle session, it's about getting that "human connection" and companionship with good convo. Sometimes it's about more than getting your gun off.[/QUOTE]I agree that it's about the connection, but she's 90% naked in a thong, letting you play with the tatas and engaging in kissing. That's pure physical stimulation. Something like that is cool and all but for her shape and build that's relatively easy to get. If all you really want to do is lay in the bed with a big girl in her thong, you could do that for free. It's lots of attractive bigger women who would love someone who just wanted to cuddle. Bigger women aren't my thing but being in my early 40's, I'm realistic in understanding that peoples bodies aren't weren't they were 20 years ago. I guess there is clearly a demographic for it but I find it fascinating since this is not an experience that is hard to achieve.

[QUOTE=DcGuy202;6625877]I saw an interesting new post on CL and went to her web site. [URL]Sarassmile76.com[/URL].

If you look over the site, it's clear that more than cuddling is on the menu. I mean, she sells JOI videos. I was going to TOFTT and still might. But if you click Shop and browse the pics, you'll see a pretty rough midsection.

Still, others might want to try her out. If you do, please report back.[/QUOTE]Oh boy this one. She's a nice person, but definitely DO NOT see her if you're expecting more than cuddling or a massage. Told myself if she ever ends up on this board I'll warn you guys.

So I saw Sara a couple of months ago. Back then she advertised errands, senior citizen help, massages and cuddling. Before her website. I decided to roll the dice and try her out for a $100 massage. Got her address info and set a time. I get there and am greeted by an almost barren apt (she only had one coffee table and one air mattress). We say our greetings, and she says I can take off my clothes except my boxers (well there goes he) and lay on the mattress. While I'm undressing, she mentions she's not trained to do massage and it'll be more of a bodyrub with lotion. (there goes the hopes for a good massage). I lay face down on the air mattress and she brings back this weird mix of lotion / water. She says it helps her stretch it out. (I really should have walked out at this point). The bodyrub lasted a grand 10 minutes 5 mins on each side. So now I'm sitting here with a fuckton more time she says we can cuddle for the rest of the time (WTF). I agree thinking "at least this won't feel like a total lost"(yea I'm a dumbass) so she puts away the lotion water combo and proceeds to do the strangest thing to me. She undresses down to her panties. Like lady I get you don't want to do sex work but this is a very thin line. So there I am laying on an uncomfortable air mattress, with a strange woman, in our underwear. After 15 ish minutes I call it quits pack up and leave. I should mention during my time with her she is constantly chatting. I'm talking making luba's amount of talking seem moderate / not bad. It's not a good chat BTW it's a chat that makes you notice "something's off / wrong". I actually found out why I felt like this after she put up the website and linked her actual Facebook. Scroll back to I believe mid to late August. She has a video on there mentioning how she's been in and out of mental institutions for a long time.

TLDR: don't go if you're expecting to sound off / something more than cuddling or a massage. And if you do go wanting that well. Just look into what you're getting yourself into.

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6628317]I agree that it's about the connection, but she's 90% naked in a thong, letting you play with the tatas and engaging in kissing. That's pure physical stimulation. Something like that is cool and all but for her shape and build that's relatively easy to get. If all you really want to do is lay in the bed with a big girl in her thong, you could do that for free. It's lots of attractive bigger women who would love someone who just wanted to cuddle. Bigger women aren't my thing but being in my early 40's, I'm realistic in understanding that peoples bodies aren't weren't they were 20 years ago. I guess there is clearly a demographic for it but I find it fascinating since this is not an experience that is hard to achieve.[/QUOTE]It may not be hard to find a woman like her for free, but I took my chance on the account that we would get along. Even if I want to do more than cuddle with someone, it's not only about how well they can fuck me. It's also about how welcome I am and if she has a good personality and is fun to be with. If some lady is really good at GFE but is a total asshole, I'm not going to partake. (I've heard stories of guys who get GFE, but then the lady treats them like shit after the deed is done.)

I know other people who do cuddle therapy, and there's different degrees of it. Even if there's no fucking, people are getting something of value out of it.

[QUOTE=SiviWalks;6628412]Oh boy this one. She's a nice person, but definitely DO NOT see her if you're expecting more than cuddling or a massage. Told myself if she ever ends up on this board I'll warn you guys.

So I saw Sara a couple of months ago. Back then she advertised errands, senior citizen help, massages and cuddling. Before her website. I decided to roll the dice and try her out for a $100 massage. Got her address info and set a time. I get there and am greeted by an almost barren apt (she only had one coffee table and one air mattress). We say our greetings, and she says I can take off my clothes except my boxers (well there goes he) and lay on the mattress. While I'm undressing, she mentions she's not trained to do massage and it'll be more of a bodyrub with lotion. (there goes the hopes for a good massage). I lay face down on the air mattress and she brings back this weird mix of lotion / water. She says it helps her stretch it out. (I really should have walked out at this point). The bodyrub lasted a grand 10 minutes 5 mins on each side. So now I'm sitting here with a fuckton more time she says we can cuddle for the rest of the time (WTF). I agree thinking "at least this won't feel like a total lost"(yea I'm a dumbass) so she puts away the lotion water combo and proceeds to do the strangest thing to me. She undresses down to her panties. Like lady I get you don't want to do sex work but this is a very thin line. So there I am laying on an uncomfortable air mattress, with a strange woman, in our underwear. After 15 ish minutes I call it quits pack up and leave. I should mention during my time with her she is constantly chatting. I'm talking making luba's amount of talking seem moderate / not bad. It's not a good chat BTW it's a chat that makes you notice "something's off / wrong". I actually found out why I felt like this after she put up the website and linked her actual Facebook.[/QUOTE]This is exactly what I would be afraid would happen. But also what I expect.

Wow. That's crazy. Not great judgment on her part.

I stopped in last Friday afternoon and got Cindy. I just took the direct approach. Paid for the half hour and left the change from the Benji on the table. She came into the room as I was undressing. I asked her to keep it at soft touch no oil. I enjoyed the tease then flipped. She wanted 100 for topless, I politely declined, but she ended up allowing me to lift the bra and roam for the tip that was already on the table. So. I don't know why I got off easy compared to slap happy. I did like her B cups. She did a reasonably good he then I was on my way.

I think I'll keep to favorites on the Pike.

[QUOTE=SlapHappy4;6622870]This place continues to devolve. I have had 5 visits in my dreams. Nothing to write home about but fair enough. In my last dream with Cindy, she upgraded without request showed some skin during the happy ending. I didn't ask for it, otherwise it was a handy. I dropped my usual tip. She became very upset. Insulted me through the transition app. Said I owe more. I politely told her in the future she needs to be upfront with her requirement, as I would have declined. I tossed an extra Hamilion and walked out. She angrily followed me into the parking lot yelling. Way too hot, this is my last dream here. Given the neighborhood and the businesses next door this place will get nailed sooner than later.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6628824]This is exactly what I would be afraid would happen. But also what I expect.[/QUOTE]Sivi must have posted at the same time as me. I can see how Sara would put people off. While I thought we had a good talk, I'm sure others wouldn't because they don't want to feel like they're getting their ears chewed off or simply don't want to be involved in someone else's personal issues. I won't go into details, but she did get personal in the conversation, so she isn't for everyone.

Honestly just wanted a normal therapeutic massage and had driven past this place a few times. It was a typical walk in where there are no doors but instead curtains. As I was getting undressed I could hear a guy thanking his lady for a great massage. Even then I still thought it was maybe just therapeutic but they did a good job.

Massage started decent for a few minutes but then she left for a really long time. At one point I thought she forgot that I was there. She came back in and continued. Good therapeutic, not a ton of lotion. There was a little inner thigh work but really not much to make me think too much of it. On the flip, she put a towel over it and did some circular strokes that got closer and closer until she stared to caress it. Then she got up on the table and sat in between my legs for a very nice release.

Important thing to note is you pay after. You can pay with card but she asks for whatever tip in cash. I only at $25 on me because I wasn't expecting it. She seemed happy. I'd go again for sure. Wasn't busy and there was no haggling. My kind of place. I don't think there is the option for more than OTC touch.

Hi! Thanks for the report. Is Lucy's in Montgomery Co? I don't see it anywhere.

Thanks L.

[QUOTE=HeadMistress;6632249]Honestly just wanted a normal therapeutic massage and had driven past this place a few times. It was a typical walk in where there are no doors but instead curtains. As I was getting undressed I could hear a guy thanking his lady for a great massage. Even then I still thought it was maybe just therapeutic but they did a good job.

Massage started decent for a few minutes but then she left for a really long time. At one point I thought she forgot that I was there. She came back in and continued. Good therapeutic, not a ton of lotion. There was a little inner thigh work but really not much to make me think too much of it. On the flip, she put a towel over it and did some circular strokes that got closer and closer until she stared to caress it. Then she got up on the table and sat in between my legs for a very nice release.

Important thing to note is you pay after. You can pay with card but she asks for whatever tip in cash. I only at $25 on me because I wasn't expecting it. She seemed happy. I'd go again for sure. Wasn't busy and there was no haggling. My kind of place. I don't think there is the option for more than OTC touch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Lucretius;6632469]Hi! Thanks for the report. Is Lucy's in Montgomery Co? I don't see it anywhere.

Thanks L.[/QUOTE]I think they are in Owings.

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6629274]Sivi must have posted at the same time as me. I can see how Sara would put people off. While I thought we had a good talk, I'm sure others wouldn't because they don't want to feel like they're getting their ears chewed off or simply don't want to be involved in someone else's personal issues. I won't go into details, but she did get personal in the conversation, so she isn't for everyone.[/QUOTE]Her posts on FB are pretty personal. She apparently has bipolar disorder and is struggling to get her meds right. Hopefully anyone visiting her isn't taking advantage. Basically. Be safe, and be kind.

[QUOTE=Lucretius;6632469]Hi! Thanks for the report. Is Lucy's in Montgomery Co? I don't see it anywhere.

Thanks L.[/QUOTE]Sorry. This board has a strict policy on postings. No number & address.

[QUOTE=HeadMistress;6634901]Sorry. This board has a strict policy on postings. No number & address.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure it's not against the rules to confirm if it's in the same county though, which it doesn't seem to be.

[QUOTE=HeadMistress;6634901]Sorry. This board has a strict policy on postings. No number & address.[/QUOTE]You posted a partial phone number in the past. There's nothing stopping you from giving a street, city, zip code or even "12 x4 Anystreet Rockville, MD".

Anyone seen Luba Marianna lately? If so, how was it?

[QUOTE=BoMcC;6635532]You posted a partial phone number in the past. There's nothing stopping you from giving a street, city, zip code or even "12 x4 Anystreet Rockville, MD".[/QUOTE]Just saw a post where adm deleted the numbers of a street address. Too much specific info is against the rules but street, city and zipcode was fine. Just no numbers.

[QUOTE=ThrobbinWood;6644946]Just saw a post where adm deleted the numbers of a street address. Too much specific info is against the rules but street, city and zipcode was fine. Just no numbers.[/QUOTE]The x taking the place of one of the numbers usually suffices. But since Lucy's isn't in MoCo, moot point.

StoneArmor8925.

Anyone seen Luba Marianna lately? If so, how was it?

Also, Luba has a current review on The oThER Site.

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Mates, anyone had the pleasure (or not) of this sheila? Posted on CL two days ago. Haven't replied to my messages.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6651062]Mates, anyone had the pleasure (or not) of this sheila? Posted on CL two days ago. Haven't replied to my messages.[/QUOTE]Has ads on Tryst and reviews on TheothERsite. Not just massage. Has CL ads as a duo giving massage. MMF anyone?

[QUOTE=Fassbender3000;6626801]I've seen her a while back, and if you know what you're getting, it's nice. We just laid in bed having a conversation, and while she doesn't allow roaming below the waist, you're allowed to fondle and suck her titties and engage in LFK. She seems adamant about not being a sex worker, but I don't know if that could change or if she does more with repeat clientele.

When you do a cuddle session, it's about getting that "human connection" and companionship with good convo. Sometimes it's about more than getting your gun off.[/QUOTE]Anyone have any luck recently with extras from her?

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6651062]Mates, anyone had the pleasure (or not) of this sheila? Posted on CL two days ago. Haven't replied to my messages.[/QUOTE]I sampled her * just to verify how legit she is. From what I can tell from her videos, she is. I would've of pulled the trigger but every time I'm about to I get reminded of her rates (3 $ for an hour).

I'm sure she's a fun time but I just can't justify three benjis for someone who I'm vastly physically superior to. She'd make a killing if she lowered her price point to an honest level.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6651062]Mates, anyone had the pleasure (or not) of this sheila? Posted on CL two days ago. Haven't replied to my messages.[/QUOTE]I saw Angie for a half and half session when she worked out of a studio apartment in Alexandria precovid. Set up via text was easy and did Facetime to video verify. She is a tall and energetic gal with a big ass and big titties. Had a massage for one half of the session, and then proceeded to the futon for the other half. She was a good solid fuck. Back then, she was only charging 200 HR. She still travels around and sets up shop in Alexandria. I thought about seeing her, but not for the 100 increase in fare.

[QUOTE=PapiKulo;6651062]Mates, anyone had the pleasure (or not) of this sheila? Posted on CL two days ago. Haven't replied to my messages.[/QUOTE]What's her contact info.

[QUOTE=PomLovesThais;6656966]What's her contact info.[/QUOTE]Currently advertising on CL. On Tryst. On Adultsearch I believe.

Reviewed at the oThER site.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;6657154]Currently advertising on CL. On Tryst. On Adultsearch I believe.

Reviewed at the oThER site.[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't realize her number in the CL ad is different than previos ads.

[URL]https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/hws/d/gaithersburg-sweet-sultry-massages-and/7679488588.html[/URL]

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/angelina2020[/URL]

Has anyone had a reaction after visiting Blue Moon? I'm wondering what cream they have it the white jar. After a recent visit is started having some skin irritation in my crotch. It hasn't gone away yet after 5 days. I might just have skin sensitivity to what they use. I should have showered it off promptly afterwards. Or I might be a victim of the dreaded reused hot towel. Yecchhh!

Hello everyone, I'm newby here to the forum. Noticed this massage place right next to the broil chicken restaurant that I was having lunch. Seem legit and nice. Anything going on here in term of good massage and HE. Any fun massage lady? I will report back if I ended up trying out. Thanks yall.

[QUOTE=Lucretius;6658879]Has anyone had a reaction after visiting Blue Moon? I'm wondering what cream they have it the white jar. After a recent visit is started having some skin irritation in my crotch. It hasn't gone away yet after 5 days. I might just have skin sensitivity to what they use. I should have showered it off promptly afterwards. Or I might be a victim of the dreaded reused hot towel. Yecchhh![/QUOTE]Although I don't know which brand of lotion the use, I have no issue on it (however I did clean myself well every time when I get home immediately, which could also be a reason.) I had read one dickshit who rub himself out into the lotion bottle when he did not get what he want in other forum, hopefully this is not this case. BTW, did they reuse the hot towels? If yes, then I will pay extra attention onto it when I get there next time.

Best,

Zell.

Seen Yoyo numerous time. Can someone recommend another Chick offering good time in here or other places?