Rainy Nights in Eau Gallie
The last few nights on the lookout for the elusive crystal. Like Luke looking for bogwings on Dagobah, I feel. No 4. 0 on my radar. Find one named Stephanie, I did. WSW, Mid-30's, Short and Thick standing in lot across from the bar by Aurora. Hmmmm! Just got back from vacation, said she. 3rd strike. Really paranoid. The lion check and was off to lover's peak. CIM, she refused. Service, I refused. She made an exception. Yeesssssss! With some zest, BBJ started, but sloppy it became. Near end to borrow some money, she stopped. A picture of Andrew Jackson, I showed. She asked to borrow money first. Hmmm. The dark side I sensed in her. Her to fuck off, I told. Finished and made a mess of the pant leg. To go throw up, she went. Assumed I used the money as a rag? People really do that? One, she only deserved one, Jack. Hmmmm! The tip for dry cleaning, I 'll keep. Will not repeat.
Do. Or do not. There is no try.
DK.