Strip Club Reports

Anybody have a first hand report?

She says she stays busy, but I haven't checked it out first hand.

[QUOTE=PussyHound;5208466]Who and how much?[/QUOTE]Asian. Big ass. 150.

[QUOTE=Species6969;5208278]Got a text from on the ladies at SinRock.

They are going to be reopening on the 17th.

Will be open from Wed to Sunday.[/QUOTE]Just me or is this place really low mileage? Been several times but def not a regular. Never have gotten extras or anything close.

[QUOTE=Stuntbbc;5209442]Asian. Big ass. 150.[/QUOTE]She texted a buddy of mine, she would be there. Damn, I heard she thick and does give good dome. CONFIRMED!

Went there tonight. Way too ghetto. I walked in and was instantly surrounded by 5 women asking for dances, asking how I was and asking if I was waiting for someone. I couldn't find my ticket, you know that ticket that they give you at the door. I walked all of 50 ft to the bar and she couldn't serve me if I didn't have the ticket. So, now I'm surrounding by five women, digging through my wallet full of money looking for a fucking ticket. They all were counting the money I brought with me (about $500). I finally left and went to my car to get away from them all while I looked for my worthless ass ticket. I finally found it and went back in.

One woman immediately grabbed me and took me to the lap dance area (the former VIP rooms) she took off her clothes and asked me what I wanted and how much I was willing to pay. I asked her what she was offering and she said (quotes intended), "give me everything you have in you wallet and I'll tell what I'll do for it. " I grabbed my drink and left.

Got a couple of dances, one was from a former Pandora dancer. It was lame and she was a huge upsell. I got rid of her and went with Layla, a real hottie. She immediately wanted my number and said we can get a hotel room. Not tonight, but I may go for it if the price is right.

About 4 guys, 10 women.

[QUOTE=BusSit69;5209875]She texted a buddy of mine, she would be there. Damn, I heard she thick and does give good dome. CONFIRMED![/QUOTE]Is this kittens cabaret?

I stumbled upon this [URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acb2d3cee91e[/URL].

Anyone have any experience with this lady? Is she still around? How can I find her?

[QUOTE=TheThinker808;5210210]Is this kittens cabaret?[/QUOTE]Yes it is!

[QUOTE=Leroy69;5210416]I stumbled upon this [URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acb2d3cee91e[/URL].

Anyone have any experience with this lady? Is she still around? How can I find her?[/QUOTE]Excellent find! Would love to have my pipes cleaned by her.

[QUOTE=Leroy69;5210416]I stumbled upon this [URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acb2d3cee91e[/URL].

Anyone have any experience with this lady? Is she still around? How can I find her?[/QUOTE]If she's still around, she's at least ten years older than she appears here. Honey's closed in 2010.

[QUOTE=Leroy69;5210416]I stumbled upon this [URL]https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5acb2d3cee91e[/URL].

Anyone have any experience with this lady? Is she still around? How can I find her?[/QUOTE]She said she worked at Honeys, that closed years ago. Similar mileage can be had at other clubs discussed in this forum.

[QUOTE=MartyByrde;5210862]Excellent find! Would love to have my pipes cleaned by her.[/QUOTE]She looks familiar, but Honeys has been closed for years.

Anyone have experience with her? Looks to be working tonight at 6.

[QUOTE=Anony;5196138]Anyone tried out Pandora's yet? I've heard rumors they are opened, and there's a post on a forum from "management" that they are reopen with regular hours. I haven't been able to make the drive there, and the big game is today, I'm curious if anyone has scoped it out and if lap dances are available or if everything is partitioned with plexiglass.[/QUOTE]Try reading the post just before yours? It would've been the first thing you saw here before opening up to post your question.

[QUOTE=SeattleDad;5211927]Anyone have experience with her? Looks to be working tonight at 6.[/QUOTE]If you're referring to the tatted up, balloon boobs heather, she's fun.

Pre covid, extras were available, YMMV of course. Let us know what she's like now if you go.

Stopped by Kittens yesterday around 4 pm. As mentioned before, girls just swarm you as soon as you get it, asking to take me around the club to give you a tour of the changes, I politely declined in case it was part of the hustle. About 5 girls when I got in. All lap dances take place in the VIP area, which is cool, more privacy. I made the mistake to take one hottie to the back that quoted me $40 per song, not very good so it was only one song for me, she got mad but I needed more that she was willing to offer.

When I got out of the room, to my surprise, about 5 more girls showed up, 3 I recognized from Pandoras. Sure enough, one of them remembered me and came talk to me, got a few dances with mutual touch with her.

A couple more dances from another girl from Pandoras, got a nice handy and deep FIV which was enough for me to be done for the evening. I'm bad with names so don't remember, definitely Monse wasn't there in case you're wondering.

Anyway, girls seem desperate, so don't made the same mistake I did on the first dance, tell them what you want and pretty sure they'll take anything you can offer.

Clubs are back!

[QUOTE=MeeLikeeAsians;5212414]Try reading the post just before yours? It would've been the first thing you saw here before opening up to post your question.[/QUOTE]Actually, it was not yet there. Posts are subject to admin approval, so when I posted my question the post directly below mine was not yet approved, as was mine, thus, was not visible at the time of me posting my question. It's not rocket science. But thank you so much for your reply!

I got word that your favorite stripper, Monse, is going to be dancing at Kittens soon. Most likely she is probably going to work this weekend.

[QUOTE=MrYoda;5213522]I got word that your favorite stripper, Monse, is going to be dancing at Kittens soon. Most likely she is probably going to work this weekend.[/QUOTE]She's too nice for that club.

[QUOTE=Raven1855;5212697]If you're referring to the tatted up, balloon boobs heather, she's fun.

Pre covid, extras were available, YMMV of course. Let us know what she's like now if you go.[/QUOTE]Hypothetically, of course, understanding past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results, what sort of mileage variation may have been experienced?

I can confirm Monse will be at Kittens today and the weekend. I saw her yesterday at her takeout place and she does not disappoint.

[QUOTE=SeattleDad;5214579]Hypothetically, of course, understanding past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results, what sort of mileage variation may have been experienced?[/QUOTE]HJ / BJ / FS, bare if she likes you.

Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).

So, after an hour, a woman from Spokane with a bad leg politely asked me if she could pull up a chair and talk to me. I was surprised, I completely ignored all of the aggressive women that were after me and she was absolutely the first one that acted like I was more than just an ATM with a dick. After about 15 minutes of talking, she asked if I wanted a dance. I wasn't that interested, but she was nice enough and she wasted a bunch of time talking to me, so I did it. The dances were mediocre and I felt be about grabbing her bad leg and she had absolutely no idea how to be sexy (or do a lap dance).

When we were done I went back sat down and encountered Stacy. Stacy is skinny enough to be anorexic but she had big boobs (for her size). I couldn't tell if they were fake. I like thin with big boobs, but she caught me with her approach. She walked over to me and said, "If you do a dance with me, I'll let you finger me. " We talked price and she obviously wasn't too experienced (though she said she worked there for a year) and she wavered between $30 and $40 per dance and when I hesitated when she said $40, she said, "I'll take $30, just come dance with me. " So, went to the back room and she started the dance. She pulled off her bottoms off and said, "don't finger me too roughly. " She seemed like a kid that needed money and was in it way over her head. At that point, I realized that I'm too nice for Kittens. I told her to put her bottoms back on and that I wasn't going to finger her. We ended up doing five dances and she spent a lot of time trying to get me to finish, but she honestly was too young to really understand how men work. I asked her if she met guys outside the club and she said no one ever offered. I asked if she wanted to leave with me and she asked me how much I would give her if she did. I asked her how much she wanted and she immediately said, "$1,000". Within one second of $1,000 coming out her mouth she said, "I'm sorry, you're not going to pay $1,000 for me. " Again, I started to feel bad. She's definitely has self-esteem problems and issues about her body (which I thought was gorgeous). I got her number though. Oh, and in the end, I only fingered her a little.

[QUOTE=JSnake921;5215510]I can confirm Monse will be at Kittens today and the weekend. I saw her yesterday at her takeout place and she does not disappoint.[/QUOTE]I just pumped he full of cum. Have fun boys.

[QUOTE=Anony;5213325]Actually, it was not yet there. Posts are subject to admin approval, so when I posted my question the post directly below mine was not yet approved, as was mine, thus, was not visible at the time of me posting my question. It's not rocket science. But thank you so much for your reply![/QUOTE]That person is just a troll. Don't bother with them.

Hoping Celeste, Jessie, or Mica have made a return to the stages. Anyone comparable in the new crop of dancers at Pandora's or Kittens?

[QUOTE=Facials;5216051]I just pumped he full of cum. Have fun boys.[/QUOTE]What was the damage?

What is the easiest way to identify Monse? I know she is a legend, but I have never had the pleasure.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5215905]Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).

So, after an hour, a woman from Spokane with a bad leg politely asked me if she could pull up a chair and talk to me. I was surprised, I completely ignored all of the aggressive women that were after me and she was absolutely the first one that acted like I was more than just an ATM with a dick. After about 15 minutes of talking, she asked if I wanted a dance. I wasn't that interested, but she was nice enough and she wasted a bunch of time talking to me, so I did it. The dances were mediocre and I felt be about grabbing her bad leg and she had absolutely no idea how to be sexy (or do a lap dance).

When we were done I went back sat down and encountered Stacy. Stacy is skinny enough to be anorexic but she had big boobs (for her size). I couldn't tell if they were fake. I like thin with big boobs, but she caught me with her approach. She walked over to me and said, "If you do a dance with me, I'll let you finger me. " We talked price and she obviously wasn't too experienced (though she said she worked there for a year) and she wavered between $30 and $40 per dance and when I hesitated when she said $40, she said, "I'll take $30, just come dance with me. " So, went to the back room and she started the dance. She pulled off her bottoms off and said, "don't finger me too roughly. " She seemed like a kid that needed money and was in it way over her head. At that point, I realized that I'm too nice for Kittens. I told her to put her bottoms back on and that I wasn't going to finger her. We ended up doing five dances and she spent a lot of time trying to get me to finish, but she honestly was too young to really understand how men work. I asked her if she met guys outside the club and she said no one ever offered. I asked if she wanted to leave with me and she asked me how much I would give her if she did. I asked her how much she wanted and she immediately said, "$1,000". Within one second of $1,000 coming out her mouth she said, "I'm sorry, you're not going to pay $1,000 for me. " Again, I started to feel bad. She's definitely has self-esteem problems and issues about her body (which I thought was gorgeous). I got her number though. Oh, and in the end, I only fingered her a little.[/QUOTE]That's great and funny. Only fingered her a little. That def sounds like a stripper with self esteem issues. Let us know how it went.

P.S.: Don't feel bad. You're paying for her tuition, kids diapers, food or whatever!

Does anyone know if Daniela (might go by Danielle, but I'm pretty sure her stage name is Daniela) is open to extras? She mostly dances at Pandora's, but has been at Kittens more recently since Pandora's is closed. She's a short, thicccc, sexy Latina.

I forgot how sketchy Dancing Bare was. I seriously felt like some rival mob types would rush in and shoot the place up. LOL all joking aside I got a couple of good dances from Luna with plunty of roaming hands and FIV.

[QUOTE=Raven1855;5215851]HJ / BJ / FS, bare if she likes you.[/QUOTE]That's enough to make it interesting.

[QUOTE=RainySeattleGu;5216661]Does anyone know if Daniela (might go by Danielle, but I'm pretty sure her stage name is Daniela) is open to extras? She mostly dances at Pandora's, but has been at Kittens more recently since Pandora's is closed. She's a short, thicccc, sexy Latina.[/QUOTE]Yes she is.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;5215905]Was in a pissy mood yesterday, so I went to Kittens. I think going in there when I'm in a bad mood is the best way to do it, otherwise I'm too nice to the aggressive women that grab on to me (or sit on my lap) that I have zero interest in. So, about 20 minutes into my visit, absolutely no one was approaching me any more (the way I like it).[/QUOTE]That makes sense. Going there in a bad mood is probably the best way to do it. Matches the vibe in there.

[QUOTE=PussyHound;5216699]I forgot how sketchy Dancing Bare was. I seriously felt like some rival mob types would rush in and shoot the place up. LOL all joking aside I got a couple of good dances from Luna with plunty of roaming hands and FIV.[/QUOTE]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.

Anyone have a clue what's going on with Pandora's? Are they open, closed? Kinda strange they opened for what. One day? And now they're closed? I read below what was said, but anyone know when they'll open again? Don't want to make the trip all the way to Kittens. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Jonderin;5217881]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.[/QUOTE]She was super ditzy. There used to be an AA dancer there, pre COVID, that was hot. I can't remember her name though.

Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?

[QUOTE=Jonderin;5217881]That place is a dump. Terrible looking dancers, usually empty, certainly a sketchy place. If it's the same Luna that was at Centerfolds then she'll fit in well.[/QUOTE]Dancers? I've never seen more than ONE in there and its usually Luna. Calling this place a dump is an insult to JP Patches.

[QUOTE=SkyJock;5217979]Anyone have a clue what's going on with Pandora's? Are they open, closed? Kinda strange they opened for what. One day? And now they're closed? I read below what was said, but anyone know when they'll open again? Don't want to make the trip all the way to Kittens. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I called the day after they opened up again and the dude on the phone said they were shutting it down indefinitely again because they couldn't viably do business with the new restrictions that were being placed on them. Whatever that means.

[QUOTE=BKAllday;5218954]Any intel on this buxom blonde Scandinavian beauty? Her Instagram suggests opportunities for offsite fun from Kittens?[/QUOTE]I TOFTT and reached out to her on Instagram. We did indeed meet up and while she is very sweet and very much the type of physique I enjoy, be aware that her VIP was 5 bills with no MSOG and no uncovered activities whatsoever.