Bullshit that has Nothing to do With Pussy

So I've been "injured" since December and hoping to come back soon.

Wanted to run through what's a step by step that you gents like to use on your girls.

Here's kind of where I'm at for 30 minutes.

Minute:

1 check her out have her turn around. Touch her where I want and give her a dfk.

2-3 undress each other kiss and taste sample everything.

3-7 she showers me and cleans my up BBBJ preview.

8-10 daty and exploration.

11-13 reverse cg.

14-16 anvil mish.

17-18 doggie.

19-20 face fuck cum in mouth.

21-23 shower off.

24-25 get dressed and make out a little more.

26 leave.

Fix this routine for me.

How can I make it dirtier and more intense.

Can't wait to be back.

Darth.

[QUOTE=DarthCosmos;7521484]So I've been "injured" since December and hoping to come back soon.

Wanted to run through what's a step by step that you gents like to use on your girls.

Here's kind of where I'm at for 30 minutes.

Minute:

1 check her out have her turn around. Touch her where I want and give her a dfk.

2-3 undress each other kiss and taste sample everything.

3-7 she showers me and cleans my up BBBJ preview.

8-10 daty and exploration.

11-13 reverse cg.

14-16 anvil mish.

17-18 doggie.[/QUOTE]Add 69?

Gentle ass play? (put a condom on your finger and some lube).

Sitting on edge of bed with her facing you on your lap?

Spooning position and variants?

[URL]https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/g28609201/spooning-sex/[/URL]

45 min or an hour?

Post pictures of what you are doing and we can give more advice!

[QUOTE=DarthCosmos;7521484]So I've been "injured" since December and hoping to come back soon.

Wanted to run through what's a step by step that you gents like to use on your girls.

Here's kind of where I'm at for 30 minutes.

Minute:

1 check her out have her turn around. Touch her where I want and give her a dfk.

2-3 undress each other kiss and taste sample everything.

3-7 she showers me and cleans my up BBBJ preview.

8-10 daty and exploration.

11-13 reverse cg.

14-16 anvil mish.

17-18 doggie.

19-20 face fuck cum in mouth.

21-23 shower off.

24-25 get dressed and make out a little more.

26 leave.

Fix this routine for me.

How can I make it dirtier and more intense.

Can't wait to be back.

Darth.[/QUOTE]Have her take a dump on your face while she screams?

Hey, you requested dirty and intense.

Anyone have this site issue where you can't sign in to LC and now you cant just get a quick list of your favorite ho3 $?? Is there a fix? Tried on multiple browsers.

[QUOTE=TimJacks25;7524615]Anyone have this site issue where you can't sign in to LC and now you cant just get a quick list of your favorite ho3 $?? Is there a fix? Tried on multiple browsers.[/QUOTE]I had no issues logging in.

I'm looking for a hotel in the NW burbs that will rent a room for a couple hours with no credit card trace whatsoever. Does anybody know of one or have some sort of hotel employee connection? TIA.

[QUOTE=BitterSweet13;7550287]I'm looking for a hotel in the NW burbs that will rent a room for a couple hours with no credit card trace whatsoever. Does anybody know of one or have some sort of hotel employee connection? TIA.[/QUOTE]I've had luck with [URL]dayuse.com[/URL] and [URL]hotelsbyday.com[/URL].

[QUOTE=BitterSweet13;7550287]I'm looking for a hotel in the NW burbs that will rent a room for a couple hours with no credit card trace whatsoever. Does anybody know of one or have some sort of hotel employee connection? TIA.[/QUOTE]Check the short stay hotel / motel thread in the user blog below this section.

In Villa Park the Brer Rabbit motel on North Ave just west of route 83 Kingery Highway.

There's a motel on Roosevelt Road across from a McDonald's. I don't remember the motel name. It's around the same area.

Schiller Park the New Budget motel on old River Road across from Chaser's Bar and Grill.

Relax Inn on River Road just south of Irving Park Road.

All take cash. No credit card required. No incidental hold for damages.

You do have to present I. D.

[QUOTE=SM600;7550337]I've had luck with [URL]dayuse.com[/URL] and [URL]hotelsbyday.com[/URL].[/QUOTE]Thanks! Sent you a DM.

[QUOTE=RonM;7550342]Check the short stay hotel / motel thread in the user blog below this section.

In Villa Park the Brer Rabbit motel on North Ave just west of route 83 Kingery Highway.

There's a motel on Roosevelt Road across from a McDonald's. I don't remember the motel name. It's around the same area.

Schiller Park the New Budget motel on old River Road across from Chaser's Bar and Grill.

Relax Inn on River Road just south of Irving Park Road.

All take cash. No credit card required. No incidental hold for damages.

You do have to present I. D.[/QUOTE]What's the rate and how many hours?

What do you guys use when providers require video chat? I'm not using facetime because it has my real name and phone number. And I'm not using Google Duo because the Google account on my phone is attached to my real name and company name. Need an alternative for an iphone.

[QUOTE=AsamFourHigher;7551878]What's the rate and how many hours?[/QUOTE]Generally around 40 dollars for about 2 hours.

[QUOTE=DWaits;7560770]What do you guys use when providers require video chat? I'm not using facetime because it has my real name and phone number. And I'm not using Google Duo because the Google account on my phone is attached to my real name and company name. Need an alternative for an iphone.[/QUOTE]I also don't want to use FaceTime or WhatsApp.

You could use google meets with a burner google voice number. The issue I've had in this though is to initiate a video call the other person has to use a link to join, and most providers that I proposed this with understandably don't want to tap a link. I have yet to find a simple alternative so any suggestions people use would be very helpful.

[QUOTE=Moss734;7561234]I also don't want to use FaceTime or WhatsApp.

You could use google meets with a burner google voice number. The issue I've had in this though is to initiate a video call the other person has to use a link to join, and most providers that I proposed this with understandably don't want to tap a link. I have yet to find a simple alternative so any suggestions people use would be very helpful.[/QUOTE]You can create a WhatsApp using a Google voice number. Can also use Meet with a made up Gmail account.

[QUOTE=Jsmith9118;7561273]You can create a WhatsApp using a Google voice number. Can also use Meet with a made up Gmail account.[/QUOTE]Whatsapp has cracked down on virtual numbers. I've tried multiple times trying to sign up with different google voice, textme, etc numbers. I think about a year or two ago they allowed it more easily. Yes, you can use google meet with a different gmail account but the issue is when the provider or other person doesn't have a gmail account. They can still participate as a guest but need to access the video chat with a link, which many are hesitant to click when provided. That's been most of my experience when providing the link.

My problem is that all my google shit on my phone is linked to a work account. I only have the funds to deal with escorts twice a month if I'm luck and most are so flaky that I end up at an AMP. So it's not worth it for me to log out of all my google stuff and log back in. Signal is tied to a phone number but it looks like Telegram can hide a phone number and you can set a user name to anything. That could work but then she needs to have telegram as well. And we're back to the flaky part. LOL.

[QUOTE=DWaits;7561558]My problem is that all my google shit on my phone is linked to a work account. I only have the funds to deal with escorts twice a month if I'm luck and most are so flaky that I end up at an AMP. So it's not worth it for me to log out of all my google stuff and log back in. Signal is tied to a phone number but it looks like Telegram can hide a phone number and you can set a user name to anything. That could work but then she needs to have telegram as well. And we're back to the flaky part. LOL.[/QUOTE]You need a burner phone.

[QUOTE=DWaits;7561558]My problem is that all my google shit on my phone is linked to a work account. I only have the funds to deal with escorts twice a month if I'm luck and most are so flaky that I end up at an AMP. So it's not worth it for me to log out of all my google stuff and log back in. Signal is tied to a phone number but it looks like Telegram can hide a phone number and you can set a user name to anything. That could work but then she needs to have telegram as well. And we're back to the flaky part. LOL.[/QUOTE]You're overcomplicating everything. You don't need to Logout of everything work related and then log in to your fake account then log back out of your fake account and back into your work account. You can have both logged in at the same time and just swipe to each account whenever you want to use it.

[QUOTE=Jsmith9118;7561824]You're overcomplicating everything. You don't need to Logout of everything work related and then log in to your fake account then log back out of your fake account and back into your work account. You can have both logged in at the same time and just swipe to each account whenever you want to use it.[/QUOTE]Pro-tip: buy a burner phone cash, and then get the refillable cards from retailers to re-up. I use tracfone from walmart.

It never ties to your name, address, socials, etc. It's a legit number and can be used when contacting people who refuse to communicate if you're messaging them via VOIP number (e. G. Google voice, text now, etc). Everything is contained on that phone and it's not tied to your name.

I always knew that some reports are fake at TER, especially when there are very few of a provider. I learned to read with care. But I posted a review on TER and someone copied it word-for-word without bothering to change anything except they gave the lady 8's where I gave her 9's. The admin missed that totally.

I know that posting a review gives you 2 weeks free of VIP there, so you can read details. That's why I post all my reviews.

Watch yourselves out there. This forum gives you no prize for posting, so it is more trustworthy. Even here, some pimps and providers can be pumping up the reviews.

[QUOTE=IllinoisGuy7;7571998]I always knew that some reports are fake at TER, especially when there are very few of a provider. I learned to read with care. But I posted a review on TER and someone copied it word-for-word without bothering to change anything except they gave the lady 8's where I gave her 9's. The admin missed that totally.

I know that posting a review gives you 2 weeks free of VIP there, so you can read details. That's why I post all my reviews.

Watch yourselves out there. This forum gives you no prize for posting, so it is more trustworthy. Even here, some pimps and providers can be pumping up the reviews.[/QUOTE]I hope you reported the stolen review.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;7572013]I hope you reported the stolen review.[/QUOTE]Yes, I don't want them saying I stole. The thief only edited out some initial comments.

So I find myself traveling to Brazil soon. Specifically Rio / Macae area. Anyone ever go? How's the scene over there for Escorts / SW / Adult workers etc. I know Brazil is a bit dangerous but wondering how good a place it is for such things. Any online sites I can check out?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=ChiTownGuy76;7601468]So I find myself traveling to Brazil soon. Specifically Rio / Macae area. Anyone ever go? How's the scene over there for Escorts / SW / Adult workers etc. I know Brazil is a bit dangerous but wondering how good a place it is for such things. Any online sites I can check out?

Thanks.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/[/URL]

For the other who use a VPN like me: have you noticed all of a sudden a lot of captcha stuff on websites isn't working right when you're on? I am seeing this other places too but I'm trying to reset my LC password and the fucking captcha won't load for me. Anyone else having that problem? I'm not using these sites without a VPN. Tried various different servers and it's the same thing.

Is retarded. Why don't the left and right side of the country unite behind the common needs: healthcare, govt investment in infrastructure (trains, roads, etc). And education. The only ones winning from this system are billionaires like Trump, Bezos etc. We're all getting shafted. If you visit modern Asian counties like Taiwan, Japan and even China you see the difference.

[QUOTE=ChiGuy489;7626185]Is retarded. Why don't the left and right side of the country unite behind the common needs: healthcare, govt investment in infrastructure (trains, roads, etc). And education. The only ones winning from this system are billionaires like Trump, Bezos etc. We're all getting shafted. If you visit modern Asian counties like Taiwan, Japan and even China you see the difference.[/QUOTE]Because too many people are propagandized into thinking the people they should be building a coalition with are their enemies. Usually per the words of people exploiting them. I can go into further detail but that's the overarching theme IMO.

I go out of the country several times a year. The you. S is a third world country compared to much of Europe, and some parts of Asia. Health care here is a joke, and extremely expensive for mediocre care. As some may argue about waiting times, you wait longer here. Transportation in other countries is cleaner, balanced, safer, and on time. There's too much dirty money in politics to affect any real positive change for the better.

[QUOTE=ChiGuy489;7626185]Is retarded. Why don't the left and right side of the country unite behind the common needs: healthcare, govt investment in infrastructure (trains, roads, etc). And education. The only ones winning from this system are billionaires like Trump, Bezos etc. We're all getting shafted. If you visit modern Asian counties like Taiwan, Japan and even China you see the difference.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Chicago41;7602853]For the other who use a VPN like me: have you noticed all of a sudden a lot of captcha stuff on websites isn't working right when you're on? I am seeing this other places too but I'm trying to reset my LC password and the fucking captcha won't load for me. Anyone else having that problem? I'm not using these sites without a VPN. Tried various different servers and it's the same thing.[/QUOTE]Buy a cheap tablet and use that for all your hobby stuff.

Safer than using your real device.

Has anyone come across girls IRL that look like someone who you paid to bang? I have seen out and about girls who look like a girl I paid to have sex with. Not the same girl as they were not exactly alike but close enough. I wonder if she would take it as a compliment telling her she looks like a ***** I used to bang. LOL.

In one instance I chatted the girl up didn't get anywhere so I had to go find the prostitute and bang her the next day.

B.

[QUOTE=Bkmsw;7631445]Has anyone come across girls IRL that look like someone who you paid to bang? I have seen out and about girls who look like a girl I paid to have sex with. Not the same girl as they were not exactly alike but close enough. I wonder if she would take it as a compliment telling her she looks like a ***** I used to bang. LOL.

In one instance I chatted the girl up didn't get anywhere so I had to go find the prostitute and bang her the next day.

B.[/QUOTE]I ran into a woman in Kohls of all places. She was coming up the escalator and we made eye contact. Luckily I was by myself. We both had that moment of recognition, but couldn't remember where we knew each other from. I was thinking it was somebody that I met through my work and she was thinking we had met through some mutual friends, and then it simultaneously dawned on us that we had met through a craigslist ad when she was kinda under the radar and trying to pay rent.

Neither one of us made a big deal about it. I had been to her place in Lincoln Park a few times. She was fresh out of college, had a low paying job, struggling to make rent, that whole story. I did ask if she was still seeing people and she said no, she had a boyfriend now. Didn't think it would be right to do it. So we said goodbye and that was it.

I was kind of bummed because the sex had been very good. Because she wasn't a pro. It was very GFE. And she was the first girl I ever fisted. I think I was the first guy to fist her. She provided some good memories for my spank bank.

[QUOTE=Chicago41;7602853]For the other who use a VPN like me: have you noticed all of a sudden a lot of captcha stuff on websites isn't working right when you're on? I am seeing this other places too but I'm trying to reset my LC password and the fucking captcha won't load for me. Anyone else having that problem? I'm not using these sites without a VPN. Tried various different servers and it's the same thing.[/QUOTE]This happens to me also. Change your VPN server. Eventually the right IP will allow he captcha access.

My mind must be playing tricks. A couple of days after my post about regular girls who remind me of working girls I saw one. I was in the hardware store and needed help with paint. This young hottie was helping me. She reminding me of this girl "Amanda" I saw a few years ago. This Amanda had no body fat at all. She was 20 and I could take her ass cheeks and cover them with my hands completely. I did review her but its been years. I think I saw her around COVID. Amanda was a smoke show but you could only bang her in doggy position where she didn't have to look at you when you were deep inside her. No BJ, no daty, no fiv no nothing. It was nice the first 2 times banging her from behind looking at that small ass. But after that I stopped, it was like banging a blow up doll, she just bend over and you stick it in and dump your load in a bag. But she charged I think a 100 so it was nice.

Anyway, this girl at the hardware store is helping me and she reminds me of this Amanda girl. Real pretty, same skinny body. Her ass was so small in her jeans. That's all I could think of. I started getting an erection right there in the store! It's been a long time since that happen to me. So I had to go home and jerk off reliving memories and fantasizing about this new one. Just wanted to share.

B.

So I've had a 2nd FB account for the last 13-14 years solely for finding girls. Mostly SW's that have cleaned up and occasionally meet. Of a sudden FB locked me out said it was a fake account and now wants me to prove identify. Which I don't want to! Of course its not my name nor my pic nor has any other personal data. I had at least 250 connections! Trying to figure out other options since these girls are bad at keeping phone #'s but decent at getting on FB.

I'd hate to create another account just to get flagged. Any one done something similar to keep your private life private?

[QUOTE=ChiTownGuy76;7651315]So I've had a 2nd FB account for the last 13-14 years solely for finding girls. Mostly SW's that have cleaned up and occasionally meet. Of a sudden FB locked me out said it was a fake account and now wants me to prove identify. Which I don't want to! Of course its not my name nor my pic nor has any other personal data. I had at least 250 connections! Trying to figure out other options since these girls are bad at keeping phone #'s but decent at getting on FB.

I'd hate to create another account just to get flagged. Any one done something similar to keep your private life private?[/QUOTE]Thats a tought one. I have a private phone with all my private social media accounts linked to. Email, apps you name it so if I get locked out I can use the private email and number as a code to verify.

What app is the best burner app out there?

[QUOTE=Crimp03;7651655]What app is the best burner app out there?[/QUOTE]Textnow, burner app and google voice are all good.

I'd recommend a burner phone since lot of agencies and girls want a non-VoIP number. Also better if you have a significant other so you don't mix comms from normal use vs mongering. I purchase phone plans via cash from walmart.

[QUOTE=Protot;7651706]Textnow, burner app and google voice are all good.

I'd recommend a burner phone since lot of agencies and girls want a non-VoIP number. Also better if you have a significant other so you don't mix comms from normal use vs mongering. I purchase phone plans via cash from walmart.[/QUOTE]I don't about using text now. I got out of the game but I was curious to see if anyone reached out to my TextNow number. When I tried to log back in they wanted me to take a selfie to verify that I was a human. This wasnt just any selfie, they wanted to have pictures of the left, right, and front of my face! I don't know when they started to do this but you'd have to be insane to be in this hobby and giving an app pics of your face while doing this.

[QUOTE=Protot;7651706]Textnow, burner app and google voice are all good.

I'd recommend a burner phone since lot of agencies and girls want a non-VoIP number. Also better if you have a significant other so you don't mix comms from normal use vs mongering. I purchase phone plans via cash from walmart.[/QUOTE]Unless you previously have gvoice. It now requires I'd to get a new number.

Yes just like the title says, I hate you guys. I have a theory that many of these places get shut down because the ugly mid women (whom you allow to put game on you) discover your burner phones and are responsible for getting these places shut down. I recall one situation where an MT was joking about someone's wife discovering his burner phone and yelling to have the place shut down. Fuck you guys. You are the ones that will quickly depart during a robbery or an irate customer because you are worried your ugly wife will see you on the news and sue you for half your shit (which I beleive rightfully so). Fuck you guys. You guys even have children with these people who grow up arround our children.

I know this is a rant, and a hit dog in a crowd will bark loudest, but the realization occured to me when I FINALLY bought my first house. I came home with bags of groceries, and this woman (a former stripper) pulled up asking me for a ride. I was like.

"no! Thank you. ".

I keep walking, the stupid ass ***** follows me for a good block.

"I know your neighbor! ".

So like an idiot I jump in the car, I immediatly argue with myself as to whether to jump out or hit this stupid ***** after her first revalation.

"Oh by the way, my husbands the mayor. ".

Long story short I meet this fucking bozo, the loser looks like some of you, out of shape, chain smoker, National Lampoons movie reject. The dude gives me dirty looks, ruining my peace, calling me from across the street as I leave the house. I had already moved here to opt for a new life travel the world, complete Bajustu section whatever. Now I have this jealous idiot following me around, and to make matters worst he spreads rumors that I'm on some fbi watch list. I almost military pressed him and tossed him in the street. My point is I came her for peace, finish my engineering degree, maybe raise chickens, and meet a nice girl, no, the town is full of these ugly mid looking depressed women who sit at home and complain why their husbands don't find them attractive. I have had several options to get married, and at age 50+ I'm glad I didn't. I have the vigor of a high school jock, yet everywhere I go I have to drive down a different street everytime I see one of these ugly jeealous bitches some of you carelessly wed and even had kids with.

If I ran a spa, I'd ban all married people, you guys are the ones who ruin it for the rest of us. As a rule I don't touch married women, but here in fucked up America there are so many of them here, they are called Karens.

Why get married to someone you are planning to cheat on? She won't give you a blowjob? Try explaining that to the kids you bring into this world whos lives you damaged because of that stupid choice! I should know I grew up with them!