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[QUOTE=Cincy; 1086720]Anyone have any info on this lady or am I TOFTT?

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-season-new-services/6022617[/url][/QUOTE]Looks like a legit business, or at least semi-legit. Googling the number yielded a name and a business name, which yielded little. She bills herself as an LMT elsewhere. The ad might be slightly suggestive, but it's posted under theraputic and she basically gave away the address. I have zero experience with LMT's but I don't know that a HE is being offered here, though I sincerely hope that it is because she's pretty cute. I'd be super surprised if it was any more than that. Drop me a line and let me know how it goes if you don't mindt? If you do it, that is.

I tried to meet Abby last night (before I learned how to effectively search the forums)

I convinced her to visit my hotel. She assured me that she would arrive alone. Wen she did not, I sent her on her way without accepting the appointment.

Now that I have spent some time learning how to fully utilize the board, I realize I likely made a good call.

Tac20

Saw about a year ago, real lmt, did offer swimsuit massage for $.5 / hr. Did get uninspired handshake at end.

Last time I checked, she was in a new relationship and dropped any extras. Her pics are pretty much dead on, she's pretty, nicely built, early 30's?

My best guess would be that she's still legit, but YMMV, and she does give a very decent massage!

Ez

[QUOTE=Cincy; 1086720]Anyone have any info on this lady or am I TOFTT?

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-season-new-services/6022617[/url][/QUOTE]Legitimate massage only. But a very good one. She's actually in her early forties, but keeps in great shape. Vey attractive girl, but no extras offered.

How about infectious diseases.

JimmyH; You actually make some sense. Adrianna is hott, I would fuck her. I read this in the morning before work for shits and giggles every three weeks or so. There is virtually no titty talk. It's all a bunch of women bickering about petty bullshit. My second favorite website is [url]www.shittystories.com[/url] AWESOME. No one admits it, but everyone has a shitty story to tell. I have seeped my pants more than once. Favorite situation: Drank some "organic" "ballerina tea" for a nice colon cleanse. Whoops, forgot I drank it and probably should not have gotten piss drunk. Had to throw away sheets, matt. Pad, bathrobe, pajamas. No Good.

Thanks for the info. I'm looking for something "fun" up that way (Mason, KI, Loveland, etc) There used to be a lady in Mason I believe but someone sad she had gone "legit."

Any help would be appreciated by PM or in this forum.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Resipsaloquito;1087050]Legitimate massage only. But a very good one. She's actually in her early forties, but keeps in great shape. Vey attractive girl, but no extras offered.[/QUOTE]

Legit massage only. I had also heard stories of more in the past, but she is definitely legit now.

Sno.

[QUOTE=Cincy; 1086720]Anyone have any info on this lady or am I TOFTT?

[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-season-new-services/6022617[/url][/QUOTE]

No comment on this post! But again, OMG!

[QUOTE=Kit E; 1087055]How about infectious diseases.

JimmyH; You actually make some sense. Adrianna is hott, I would fuck her. I read this in the morning before work for shits and giggles every three weeks or so. There is virtually no titty talk. It's all a bunch of women bickering about petty bullshit. My second favorite website is [url]www.shittystories.com[/url] AWESOME. No one admits it, but everyone has a shitty story to tell. I have seeped my pants more than once. Favorite situation: Drank some "organic" "ballerina tea" for a nice colon cleanse. Whoops, forgot I drank it and probably should not have gotten piss drunk. Had to throw away sheets, matt. Pad, bathrobe, pajamas. No Good. [/QUOTE]

It is sad to say but I now read BP daily just for entertainment. There is so little of any value there anymore, I would hate to be a legit provider who only advertised there.

I dreamt I saw ivy today at her location.

Great time. Everything a man could ask for. I will definitely repeat.

Kit E, I sent you a PM. I would appreciate a response. I would like to talk with you privately.

Thank you,

JR.

[QUOTE=Wingman Todd;1087249]No comment on this post! But again, OMG![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kit E; 1087055]How about infectious diseases.

JimmyH; You actually make some sense. Adrianna is hott, I would fuck her. I read this in the morning before work for shits and giggles every three weeks or so. There is virtually no titty talk. It's all a bunch of women bickering about petty bullshit. My second favorite website is [url]www.shittystories.com[/url] AWESOME. No one admits it, but everyone has a shitty story to tell. I have seeped my pants more than once. Favorite situation: Drank some "organic" "ballerina tea" for a nice colon cleanse. Whoops, forgot I drank it and probably should not have gotten piss drunk. Had to throw away sheets, matt. Pad, bathrobe, pajamas. No Good. [/QUOTE]

Agreed, Waltmore. It is unfortunate. I know several legitimate girls posting on there pretty well and I do have sympathy for them. You pretty much have to "stand out" as [B][I]not [/I][/B]being a typical ad to get noticed. Ironically, that is how it has [I]always [/I]been, but in the other direction usually. Now, it pretty much means low key and discreet IMHO. Most of the scammers and fakes are so flamboyant it makes them somewhat easy to spot, but since they are so pervasive, it also means you have to wade through a lot of crap to find a prize.

I probably won't be TOFTT anytime soon (I know,"never say never" right Nkykinkyguy. But, it's too difficult to make an informed decision and too much risk if you make an unwise choice.

I think that is partially why the board has been so devoid of intel lately. The drama has died down for the most part, but I don't know that anyone (new, old, whatever) is seeing much of anyone, except ATF's and known providers. CL is gone, BP has become a trash heap, e dot com has been compromised. What else are we to do?

Just some of my thoughts, since I don't have a report ready to post. I owe you all one on Sophie. She's probably pissed at me since I haven't posted it yet. LOL. Sorry Sophie!

JR.

[QUOTE=Waltmore;1087259]It is sad to say but I now read BP daily just for entertainment. There is so little of any value there anymore, I would hate to be a legit provider who only advertised there.[/QUOTE]

Spent a wonderful hour with Simone Wilder today. Very soft body with perky tits. Friendly conservation, nice clean in call condo located on the west side of Cincinnati easy to find. Great kisser and very accommodating. Does some lite screening. Needless to say I left limp all over and almost lifeless in a pool of sweat. Great time Simone, can't wait to see you again. Maybe she should change her name to Wilder Simone. Seniors may PM me for details. She's also listed on BP.

Hi all..

Aight, I know that I usually post eloquent posts, but this afternoon... Goo'Gaw... what a time I had. In fact, it was so much, I'm a little tongue-tied. Lemme try and break it down for ya'all. I had scheduled my regular meetup with Stormy. I knew that she was working with a lass, and I figured I'd possibly meet her, and maaaaaybe opt for the 4-hand massage depending on how things 'meshed'. Well... as I was just about to her location (fashionably late, of course), I got a call stating that she had a surprise for me. I figured maybe she didn't know that I had seen her ad about the 4-hand. Ummmmm... nope. I get there, walk in, and there is Stormy, and Ariel (the new lass), AND ALLIE (a brand new, NEW lass!). I must admit, I must've stood there stammering a smite as I'm looking around the room at all the lovely lasses, smiling at me with their bemused, wicked smiles. Ohhhhhh lord... I knew that I was in trouble. Yes, Stormy is doing 6-HAND massages now, and I couldn't help myself but opt for the whole damn thing. I'd swear a gaggle of leprechauns sneaked in and twisted my arm to do it, but I'd be lying through my teeth. I had to, as a matter of guy imperative imbedded in my very testosterone. It was... well... a blur of wonderfulness. Apparently I was the first ever to try this particular treat, and I'm sure that after my experience, I and many others won't be the last to enjoy it. I will say this, as I was the test subject, they were all finding their way about who would go where and how. It was quite amusing. At one point I looked back and it looked like the most sensual game of Twister I've ever, ever seen. Anyway, I just wanted to toss that disclaimer out there, they're working on their technique, so if you decide for the 6-hand, be prepared for some crossover hijinks. ;) Oh, also of note.. Stormy and Ariel are 2 TOTAL peas in a pod. Get them together and they'll surprise you in so many fun ways (they like to one-up each other). As for Allie, she's such a sweetheart. She's that little blonde girl next door with a devilish streak. She looks so innocent, but, lads, she's not innocent, not at all. She was amazing.. completely, totally amazing. Ariel was as well, with her long, luxurious legs, and her flashing eyes. Ariel was a lot of fun for a tall guy like myself. Yes, meshing was just wondermous. As for Stormy, well, Stormy is Stormy, and it's all her world, and we're just lucky enough to live here with her. LOL Stormy is always the bestest, and today was no different. As for me? I was that very nervous kid in a candy store, trying to decide what flavor to chose, and elatedly finding out I could have all THREE! Today was awesome in every way, and I do thank Stormy's Angels for such an amazing afternoon delight.

I could go on, but I'd just be gushing all the more. So, for those that like the more precise reports, please see below:

Stormy's 1-hour, 6-hand massage can be had for the same rate as 1 hour with say Sara or Callie

Stormy's new gals are available intermittently, so scheduling ahead of time will be very important I'm told

Ariel: tall, brunette, beautiful physique, and fiesty ; Allie: shorter, blonde, VERY petite & cute, and quite buxom

Stormy's Angels will apparently be available for solo massages as well, once their personal schedules are confirmed.

Items to consider: Each lass has particulars that they excel at or tend to shy away from, so communication is key as the massage goes on. With Ariel especially though, she doesn't like feet in any way (touching feet, feet touching her, etc.), so try and keep that in mind.


And with that, I retire to slumber with a giddy smile still on my lips, and the sight of 3 lovely lasses dancing in my head. Just... wow. Stormy's World is a wonderful place to visit, like Oz, Narnia, or Wonderland. Schedule now, schedule often, and to everyone that does based off this report, you're so very, very welcome :D

I hate you, just kidding, you lucky dog.

[QUOTE=Ky Guy 123; 1087425]Hi all.

Aight, I know that I usually post eloquent posts, but this afternoon. Goo'Gaw. What a time I had. In fact, it was so much, I'm a little tongue-tied. Let me try and break it down for ya'all. I had scheduled my regular meetup with Stormy. I knew that she was working with a lass, and I figured I'd possibly meet her, and maaaaaybe opt for the 4-hand massage depending on how things 'meshed'. Well. As I was just about to her location (fashionably late, of course, I got a call stating that she had a surprise for me. I figured maybe she didn't know that I had seen her ad about the 4-hand. Ummmmm. Nope. I get there, walk in, and there is Stormy, and Ariel (the new lass, AND ALLIE (a brand new, NEW lass. I must admit, I must've stood there stammering a smite as I'm looking around the room at all the lovely lasses, smiling at me with their bemused, wicked smiles. Ohhhhhh lord. I knew that I was in trouble. Yes, Stormy is doing 6-HAND massages now, and I couldn't help myself but opt for the whole damn thing. I'd swear a gaggle of leprechauns sneaked in and twisted my arm to do it, but I'd be lying through my teeth. I had to, as a matter of guy imperative imbedded in my very testosterone. It was. Well. A blur of wonderfulness. Apparently I was the first ever to try this particular treat, and I'm sure that after my experience, I and many others won't be the last to enjoy it. I will say this, as I was the test subject, they were all finding their way about who would go where and how. It was quite amusing. At one point I looked back and it looked like the most sensual game of Twister I've ever, ever seen. Anyway, I just wanted to toss that disclaimer out there, they're working on their technique, so if you decide for the 6-hand, be prepared for some crossover hijinks. . Oh, also of note. Stormy and Ariel are 2 TOTAL peas in a pod. Get them together and they'll surprise you in so many fun ways (they like to one-up each other. As for Allie, she's such a sweetheart. She's that little blonde girl next door with a devilish streak. She looks so innocent, but, lads, she's not innocent, not at all. She was amazing. Completely, totally amazing. Ariel was as well, with her long, luxurious legs, and her flashing eyes. Ariel was a lot of fun for a tall guy like myself. Yes, meshing was just wondermous. As for Stormy, well, Stormy is Stormy, and it's all her world, and we're just lucky enough to live here with her. LOL Stormy is always the bestest, and today was no different. As for me? I was that very nervous kid in a candy store, trying to decide what flavor to chose, and elatedly finding out I could have all THREE! Today was awesome in every way, and I do thank Stormy's Angels for such an amazing afternoon delight.

I could go on, but I'd just be gushing all the more. So, for those that like the more precise reports, please see below:

Stormy's 1-hour, 6-hand massage can be had for the same rate as 1 hour with say Sara or Callie.

Stormy's new gals are available intermittently, so scheduling ahead of time will be very important I'm told.

Ariel: tall, brunette, beautiful physique, and fiesty; Allie: shorter, blonde, VERY petite & cute, and quite buxom.

Stormy's Angels will apparently be available for solo massages as well, once their personal schedules are confirmed.

Items to consider: Each lass has particulars that they excel at or tend to shy away from, so communication is key as the massage goes on. With Ariel especially though, she doesn't like feet in any way (touching feet, feet touching her, etc, so try and keep that in mind.

And with that, I retire to slumber with a giddy smile still on my lips, and the sight of 3 lovely lasses dancing in my head. Just. Wow. Stormy's World is a wonderful place to visit, like Oz, Narnia, or Wonderland. Schedule now, schedule often, and to everyone that does based off this report, you're so very, very welcome. [/QUOTE]