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Nice detective work. Don't you love Tin Eye? I have seen a lot of ads this week that look TGTBT! I don't even bother. No reviews, I not calling.


[QUOTE=Johnjohn 30; 1153114]

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Just another heads up. I doubt this "Kelly" is really Dawn Avril.

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How pissed would these girls be if when they used "fake" photos, we used "fake" cash? Aside from counterfeiting being breaking a just law. Well, even that can be rationalized I imagine. [/QUOTE]

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I saw her several months ago. She's posting again and I thought I'd share my experience.

It was dirt cheap. But it was bad. Low-end motel. No, really. I was surprised I still had wheels on my car after the QM. She smelled bad. Hadn't bathed in a while. There was no soap, towels or Toilet paper in the bathroom. No skill. Not into it. Plus, the photos she uses are Fake. She's short, heavy, average looks, average breasts. She's a sweet girl, but aside from her being nice, there's no other reason to meet with her.

Will not repeat under the same circumstances. Let me know anyone has newer information. If things have changed that would be a different story. She'd be awesome if she was clean, into it, in a nicer place, and $.5.

Molly is another one to stay away from. HORRIBLE reviews.

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Katie has HORRIBLE reviews too. What you are saying goes right along with what is on the Erotic Site.

[QUOTE=Johnjohn 30; 1153131]

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I saw her several months ago. She's posting again and I thought I'd share my experience.

It was dirt cheap. But it was bad. Low-end motel. No, really. I was surprised I still had wheels on my car after the QM. She smelled bad. Hadn't bathed in a while. There was no soap, towels or Toilet paper in the bathroom. No skill. Not into it. Plus, the photos she uses are Fake. She's short, heavy, average looks, average breasts. She's a sweet girl, but aside from her being nice, there's no other reason to meet with her.

Will not repeat under the same circumstances. Let me know anyone has newer information. If things have changed that would be a different story. She'd be awesome if she was clean, into it, in a nicer place, and $.5. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NC Transplant;1153167]Katie has HORRIBLE reviews too. What you are saying goes right along with what is on the Erotic Site.[/QUOTE]LOL! I noticed that, too. I bet I can guess the reason why JJ30's comments echo those of a certain 80s arcade game. If I'm guessing right, all I can say is you're my TOFTT hero, JJ. Invaluable service to the cause, sir.

JohnJohn I have to second your review, my experience was just as bad if not worse, shoudl have known by the 60 / hr GFE ads she was running but figured at that price I coudl TOFTT, even at 60 compared to the usual 150-200 she wasnt worth it. Absolutely no effort, CBJ, which was one of the worst I've had, and then probably the worst part was I figured since BJ wasnt doing it I would just do the FS and get out of there, when I started FS the odor just about made me gaga (and I'm not exxagerating.) first time I actually faked an orgasm with a provider so I could get the hell out of there (some of you might know the location it was the notel at the end of Tom hunter on Tryon) oh and probably same low end motel you were talking about, looked like she had been living in it for months without cleaning it one time, there may have been towels but I wasnt digging through her dirty laundry to get one (and who knows what might have been on it) I have been trying to warn anyone about her since I have seen her since her ads don't use her pics and her price is tempting. Not that she is ugly, she not bad looking kind of plain, but not the girl in the pics and the service I woudl give a. 2 (yes that a negative 2).

[QUOTE=Johnjohn 30; 1153131]

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I saw her several months ago. She's posting again and I thought I'd share my experience.

It was dirt cheap. But it was bad. Low-end motel. No, really. I was surprised I still had wheels on my car after the QM. She smelled bad. Hadn't bathed in a while. There was no soap, towels or Toilet paper in the bathroom. No skill. Not into it. Plus, the photos she uses are Fake. She's short, heavy, average looks, average breasts. She's a sweet girl, but aside from her being nice, there's no other reason to meet with her.

Will not repeat under the same circumstances. Let me know anyone has newer information. If things have changed that would be a different story. She'd be awesome if she was clean, into it, in a nicer place, and $.5. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy;1153298]JohnJohn I have to second your review, my experience was just as bad if not worse, shoudl have known by the 60 / hr GFE ads she was running but figured at that price I coudl TOFTT, even at 60 compared to the usual 150-200 she wasnt worth it. Absolutely no effort, CBJ, which was one of the worst I've had, and then probably the worst part was I figured since BJ wasnt doing it I would just do the FS and get out of there, when I started FS the odor just about made me gaga (and I'm not exxagerating.) first time I actually faked an orgasm with a provider so I could get the hell out of there (some of you might know the location it was the notel at the end of Tom hunter on Tryon) oh and probably same low end motel you were talking about, looked like she had been living in it for months without cleaning it one time, there may have been towels but I wasnt digging through her dirty laundry to get one (and who knows what might have been on it) I have been trying to warn anyone about her since I have seen her since her ads don't use her pics and her price is tempting. Not that she is ugly, she not bad looking kind of plain, but not the girl in the pics and the service I woudl give a. 2 (yes that a negative 2).[/QUOTE]I'm pretty certain (by looking at some of her prior listing photos) that this is the same Katie that made Sully's notorious "avoid" list a couple of years ago. There should be a number of negative comments on this forum for her although they may have been in a different thread. As I recall, those reviews had similar complaints, most notably the foul odor from down below.

InOut

[QUOTE=Inout1411; 1153338]I'm pretty certain (by looking at some of her prior listing photos) that this is the same Katie that made Sully's notorious "avoid" list a couple of years ago. There should be a number of negative comments on this forum for her although they may have been in a different thread. As I recall, those reviews had similar complaints, most notably the foul odor from down below.

InOut[/QUOTE]Same one!

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I tried to save you some money by TOFTT. I try to see every encounter for some learning experience. I definitely learned something with this one. Never to repeat.

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Gina's an old friend of mine. It's been a long while (wow, two years or more) since I've seen her, but I'll give you the skinny from memory.

I hope Gina never reads this. Girls always read guy's reviews the wrong way. She's not a model (most women would see that as a slam, but it's not). She's a real woman. Slightly overweight, I see that called thick now. OK. But, she's got curves, hips, tits. Not obese by any stretch.

And she's a freak. That's freak with a capital F. R. E. A. K. She's a wonderful, kind person. Easy to talk to and a lot of fun to hang around with. I personally liked her French Maid outfit. I've never had my organ cleaned so thoroughly.

She doesn't get to Charlotte often. I think she's mostly in Greensboro. And if memory serves I think we stopped communicating because of a scheduling snafu. These things happen. She's real, her photos are real, she's got mad skills, and her special is priced right. Not sure where she's staying, but it's usually somewhere inexpensive but safe. And if anything went down wrong, like some kiddy-gangbanger-wannabees gave you grief leaving, she's the kind of girl to stand up for you.

Again, disclaimer, it's been a long time since I've seen her. But she's definitely worth it in my book. I have fond memories of our times together.

Oh! Then I woke up. (insert smiley face here)

No, really I do. When browsing the Back Pages I inevitably come across some post that to me needs my sarcastic, enlightened, elitist comments. I have this desire to belittle the intellectually challenged individual who posted there; it really makes me feel better about myself. I mean, I really am F*cked up, broken merchandise. But on the Back Pages you can't reply for all to see like comments on a blog. They really need that feature; it would make reading that site much-much more entertaining. I guess I'll just have to cuddle up with my guns and religion as a consolation. But my eloquent opening is starting to drone on. The point of this report. The post which precipitated this diatribe can be found here.

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Now is it just me, or does anyone else think it is a really BAD idea to post "I LOVE POT", which is what "420" means, in an ad like that? I mean, the sex-vice have a hard enough time stinging these girls and making convictions stick. They're not on the streets. They usually pay good money for long hotel stays. It's discrete and out of the way. Consenting adults and all that jizz. But there's still a drug-war raging. I'm sorry, yes, the war-on-personal-freedom is still raging. And it's very easy for the dope-vice to get an arrest on possession charges. And as a monger, you shouldn't want to be anywhere near that Purple Lady waving her bag of smoke in the street. Charlotte will eat this one alive, and quickly I bet because reading her ad I'm not sure if she's offering escorting services (which are completely legal, companionship for hire, money for time) or dealing drugs (which is really against the law, minimal sentencing laws, etc.).

Someone swing by and grab some Quaaludes for me; I need a good long low to go with this weather.

I have been looking at her posts and her photos for a long time drooling over them. Her photos are very erotic and what you are saying fits into what I just searched and found on another site. I wonder if the see-note special is the same service you would get anyway?

[QUOTE=Johnjohn 30; 1153627]919-279-8479 Gina.

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Gina's an old friend of mine. It's been a long while (wow, two years or more) since I've seen her, but I'll give you the skinny from memory.

I hope Gina never reads this. Girls always read guy's reviews the wrong way. She's not a model (most women would see that as a slam, but it's not). She's a real woman. Slightly overweight, I see that called thick now. OK. But, she's got curves, hips, tits. Not obese by any stretch.

And she's a freak. That's freak with a capital F. R. E. A. K. She's a wonderful, kind person. Easy to talk to and a lot of fun to hang around with. I personally liked her French Maid outfit. I've never had my organ cleaned so thoroughly.

She doesn't get to Charlotte often. I think she's mostly in Greensboro. And if memory serves I think we stopped communicating because of a scheduling snafu. These things happen. She's real, her photos are real, she's got mad skills, and her special is priced right. Not sure where she's staying, but it's usually somewhere inexpensive but safe. And if anything went down wrong, like some kiddy-gangbanger-wannabees gave you grief leaving, she's the kind of girl to stand up for you.

Again, disclaimer, it's been a long time since I've seen her. But she's definitely worth it in my book. I have fond memories of our times together.

Oh! Then I woke up. (insert smiley face here) [/QUOTE]

Aching joints need relief, so off begins my quest, A backpage post, to find a host, but still avoid arrest.

To city's edge, I travel east, a lass with fluid hands, A beauty fine, I will supine, to top rate mammo glands.

A tall dark beauty, full of fun, the stars must be aligned, A first class rub, comes with a scrub, she wasn't hard to find.

In Starla's realm, to you be off, not one to be ignored, Your roaming plans, are welcomed hands, now go get your reward.

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Molly is posting again but her reviews say to stay away! Unless you like poor service and a smell to go with it.

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TOFTT with Jade.

It was a great session.

Will share details with trusted members only.

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BTW found her new ad for anyone interested:

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[QUOTE=ConcordGuy;1150972]Yeah she did say the "gas money" depended on location, I guess concord is not too far for her.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Scotopictoo; 1154077]TOFTT with Jade.

It was a great session.

Will share details with trusted members only.

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