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[QUOTE=Bawlerz; 1161755]Hey you wild and crazy guys of Baltimore. My name is Mishka, I am a from Latvia and I am touring your amazing city. I am looking for crazy girlies for fun times and good "koshpheska". I am hoping you guys can tell me where all the girlies are so I can take them out for wild and crazy times because all american women are down with Mishka!

Stroyvecka my comrads, let the wild and crazy times begin![/QUOTE]Yea. And I'm Eddie Muphy, I pick up Transexuals and also play Buckwheat. LOL

You didn't miss anything. I arrived at her BWI hotel and she was paranoid as anything. Finally came downstairs to meet me and she is a "larger" woman. Said she was 24. I guess her pictures might be real, but they are from a flattering angle. I bought her an Apple Juice at the coffee shop. I was still game to give it a ride, but she wouldn't stop thinking I was a cop. I finally left and found something far better.

See next post.

[QUOTE=Bawlerz; 1161907]Called, made an agreed appt with Monica. Wouldn't discuss anything over the phone regarding rates. Ok, no prob. Got to hotel lot, called, no answer. Waited 10 min. No answer left msg. Waited another 10, no answer.

ARGH! Nothing infuriates me like being stood up.

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When you get jaded about this hobby, every now and then you find someone that restores your faith in it. Someone that's just doing it for the right reasons, not to feed a dope habit, not supporting a "manager", just somone that seems to enjoy what she does. Such is Ashleigh.

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Some ads say 22, some 23, she told me 23 in person. I don't care. What a sweet little body! Loves to DFK, which I got into after a while. Loves to be licked all over, which I did except for the groinal region. Takes instruction quite well for all acts. Gets into what she's doing and has a pleasant personality. Smart girl. No tats, no weird piercings.

Definitely a repeat. 5 spurts out of 5!

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Called Headquarters about this ad specifically. I was in the mood for a short one. Reasonable business discussion. Appointment set. I was very clear that I was in the mood for a long stay with a short girl. I doubted that she would be as pictured (in my mind or in person) , but others have spoke well of this man's operation I believe. All the usual stuff when I drove all the way to BWI and arrived. The door opens to a beautiful woman in a black dress and heels. I said we have a problem. Why, she said quite nervously. I look up at her eyes and said. You're very tall. Like six foot in heels. She called headquarters and went into a Portuguese discussion with headquarters. Following her hand gestures she told him she was not what I requested. She hung up and said Headquarters had me down for her. Explained gently that, while beautiful, she wasn't what I had an appetite for. And walked. She looked surprised that did it.

Called Headquarters on the way out to ask what gives. He said, Well, I won't have a short girl 'til next week and thought she would be fine. Not when it's my $$.5! Expressed that I don't appreciate driving down here and being misled. He said sorry and I ended the call stating we expect better of a professional manager. Comments?

See my next post for my fortunate recovery.

Since I was in the BWI area after my walk away (see my post below) , I decided to shake things off and go for a recovery session. And whipped it out (my cell phone).

Following the lead of the more senior Senior Member Hugh Jardon, I pulled up Ashleigh's BP ad and was in her room 15 minutes later. And she was awesome.

Caught up with Mya recently.

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Got a rushed, lack-luster visit. I have never heard the words "I want you to finish I'm starting to sweat" before. No motion in that ocean. She's a pretty woman, but that itn't enough to make up for a total lack of enthusiasm. Would not recommend. YMMV.

I don't get it. I see people taking pictures of fat nasty chicks, CCL chicks, and some with known diseases, but you pass up something this nice? Usually I avoid these ads just because it looks too good to be true. If she is real and hot, not a cop, I might actually call. You do realize that few women are more than a foot tall when on their backs?

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Called Headquarters about this ad specifically. I was in the mood for a short one. Reasonable business discussion. Appointment set. I was very clear that I was in the mood for a long stay with a short girl. I doubted that she would be as pictured (in my mind or in person) , but others have spoke well of this man's operation I believe. All the usual stuff when I drove all the way to BWI and arrived. The door opens to a beautiful woman in a black dress and heels. I said we have a problem. Why, she said quite nervously. I look up at her eyes and said. You're very tall. Like six foot in heels. She called headquarters and went into a Portuguese discussion with headquarters. Following her hand gestures she told him she was not what I requested. She hung up and said Headquarters had me down for her. Explained gently that, while beautiful, she wasn't what I had an appetite for. And walked. She looked surprised that did it.

Called Headquarters on the way out to ask what gives. He said, Well, I won't have a short girl 'til next week and thought she would be fine. Not when it's my $$.5! Expressed that I don't appreciate driving down here and being misled. He said sorry and I ended the call stating we expect better of a professional manager. Comments?

See my next post for my fortunate recovery. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whitt;1163888]I don't get it. I see people taking pictures of fat nasty chicks, CCL chicks, and some with known diseases, but you pass up something this nice? Usually I avoid these ads just because it looks too good to be true. If she is real and hot, not a cop, I might actually call. You do realize that few women are more than a foot tall when on their backs?[/QUOTE]The funny thing is the girl he hooked up with was not short. 5'6' her ads say.

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Nothing on another site, and the number is a little weird. I've seen her post off and on for a couple months or more. Anyone had a talk with her?

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Anyone hooked her up before?

Does anyone know of some reviews or had some experience with this chick?

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The number seems to show up as some businesses so I'm a bit skeptical. Also, I don't have much experience off the streets.

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Anyone hooked her up before? [/QUOTE]Nope never

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Anyone hooked her up before? [/QUOTE]There is such a thing a search box in the upper right hand corner. Is well advised to use it before you inquire. The ad you linked has some info for you that will tell you more about her. Check her out and report back to us to build some cred.

Does anyone have any info on this one?

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[QUOTE=Joseleche;1164234]There is such a thing a search box in the upper right hand corner. Is well advised to use it before you inquire. The ad you linked has some info for you that will tell you more about her. Check her out and report back to us to build some cred.[/QUOTE]Hi all, yes I saw her about three weeks ago during her last visiit. Pixs are accurate, very nice and accomadting. CBJ was great, clean shaven, great legs and plan on seeing her again. Well worth the $.