Streetwalker Reports

I saw one of the funniest things ever on Friday. Late afternoon I was on the prowl, but not alot of options. Roxanne was out and about, I didn't feel like the hassle! So when I see a super nice looking, young, thin in a tanktop with lots of tats on her shoulders I knew I found my next dream woman! I made a quick turn into a parking lot to double back and pick her up. Then I notice 3 other mongers trying for her as well! A fricking traffic jam over this one hottie! She saw the others and started laughing. As I passed she said "Sorry, not working! ". Just proves my point that if they are too good looking, they are either not working or are LEO.

So I continued my prowl. Near Emerson, I saw a cute thin one, made eye contact and made a U. When I pass by this time she is walking with a BIG B Guy, so I kept going. I turned on Emerson and got stuck for a train. The same girl now turns on Emerson and is now alone. Thank goodness it was a long train. When she passed my parked car I offer her a ride and she gets in. Nice girl, one of my best catches. Wish I would have had more time and money to get a room and have some serious fun. No phone so I will be on the prowl looking for her again!

Ooohh! (there is that sound again) I SO enjoy reading this board! You guys make my day! More funny than the Sunday Cartoons! And REALLY! Put up or shut up Tuna.

Peace

I did a loop on PH about 3PM today. I started at the Scottish Inn and headed south. There was a decent looking WSW spinner right by the Emerson Inn that gave me the nod as I slowly drove by. She was wearing a flannel shirt and had dark hair. She could have been caucasion or hispanic. I saw a tall blonde WSW wearing a Jaguar jacket walking by the Walmart. She looked a little older but appeared to have a decent looking body. A BSW was walking south across PH right outside the Mexican trailer park. She didn't look too bad either. I made a U-turn at University and headed back north. I saw two nice looking younger WSWs crossing the street by the new car dealorship being built. They unfortunately had their pimp/drug dealer in tow. There was another older blonde WSW just north of the BP who looked okay.

I saw all of these SWs in just one afternoon loop! I unfortunately did not have the time to engage any. I would have probably stopped for the spinner by the Emerson.

Be safe guys.

LDD

Sorry I don't have long entertaining stories, just the facts.

Patrolled for a while Tuesday. Around 7pm, spotted her leaning on the wall at the car wash. Looked kinda young, I tend to favor the young'ish WSW's. Said she didn't do this very often, do they all say this? But appeared pretty clean, could have passed for a non SW during regular hours. Said she was from the westside and told me to give her a call for future dates as she is not on the streets often, I'll give her a 6. 5. 7 (courtney = 9) on the scale but attitude was great. Not in a hurry, rode around a b/s'ed a while. Negotiated. 2 for BBBJCIM. May call her this weekend just to check it out again.

Apperently all the girls were taking advantage of all the attention at Alta. There was a smorgas board, all the way down and up part of Main.

Noticed someone mention Roxanne a few post ago. I want to remind again that I have it from one of my regulars that she is HIV positive. Don't know if its true but if you chance all her other mischief, wrap that rascal.

ST

I just got back from checking out PH and on my way back from the north end of PH I was passing Emerson and I saw out of the corner of my eye what looked to be a donut sale because there looked to be a large number of JSO. They were across from the Taco Bell. I didn't see any SW so I don't know if there is going to be a sting or if there was a sting or if they simply were there to do real police work for a change.

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
Max

Had a few chances to hit PH mid day over the last few days. Very dead as far as I could see. LEO was about, but me thinks the drop in temp has the HO's staying indoors. Gonna hit Main in the PM, wish me luck...

Stay Safe Mongers,

Metal Madman

I was in the northside this afternoon trolling Main Street. There were a bunch of WSWs on the stroll. I spotted a short blonde WSW walking right outside the Relax Inn. She told me she that had a room there. She said her name was Jan. Appeared to have a freindly disposition. She sood 5'1" and weighed about 140lbs. About a 6 on the SW scale. Definitely not a KO spinner but okay enough for the Dong. I gave her $25 for CFS. Jan unfortunately seemed in a bit of a rush throughout the encounter. She had to pick up her medicine from the dope man.

I apologize for the crappy photo. That is Jan getting nekid.

[QUOTE=Mighty Max]I just got back from checking out PH and on my way back from the north end of PH I was passing Emerson and I saw out of the corner of my eye what looked to be a donut sale because there looked to be a large number of JSO. They were across from the Taco Bell. I didn't see any SW so I don't know if there is going to be a sting or if there was a sting or if they simply were there to do real police work for a change.

BE CAREFUL OUT THERE
Max[/QUOTE]



I've noticed that before too. Were they in the parking lot of the big building on the corner of Emerson and PH? I asked a girl I picked up about that one night and she said they use that building some for training.

Checked out main and ph all pretty dead. Was on beach blvd right before st johns wsw picked her up. Gave me bbj 20 whopper jr's she was ok short petite blond hair.

[QUOTE=Tunaman]Checked out main and ph all pretty dead. Was on beach blvd right before st johns wsw picked her up. Gave me bbj 20 whopper jr's she was ok short petite blond hair.[/QUOTE]

Dead indeed. Trolled around 9 pm nothing on PH or Main. Headed back to my hood and found a bar skank. She was drunk as hell, kinda old and fat(mid 40's 150lbs or so) But I nutted for 2 two Jack and Cokes. Plus she passed out after so I raided her fridge. Hot Pockets and hot wings. She was a bit of a skank but really got into it. She had a really nice house, in a pinch I would look her up again. I just hope I don't run into her at Walmart or... I live in a very small community.

Been hobbying this week in Jax with mixed results.
1. Old haunts were pretty dead, especially mcduff.
2. the streets just north of I-10 that connect mcduff and cassat (i think lenox was one...one just north of lenox and parallel to it] had some pretty regular activity...mostly bsw. i didnt partake but it seemed like it was at least available SW with low LE sightings.
3. cassat about 1-2 miles north of I-10 has a spot on the west side of the street that seemed to have 1 or 2 out around dusk most nights...gotta drive the back streets
4. Phillips was hit or miss from its start at I-95 to about University. Seemed like there were always some WSW out but the risk of LE and high likelihood of drama from the SW on PH made me pass.
5. Main worked best. 2 VERY nice WSW made me happy...LuLu a tall glass of water and another who dressed real slutty/sexy [stripper heels :)] definitely made Main the winner. Both offered anything, anyway you wanted, for 30 or less

Peace,
Doc

[QUOTE=Dr_Know]Been hobbying this week in Jax with mixed results.

2 VERY nice WSW made me happy...LuLu a tall glass of water and another who dressed real slutty/sexy [stripper heels :)] definitely made Main the winner. Both offered anything, anyway you wanted, for 30 or less

Peace,

Doc[/QUOTE]More details on the location.

Oooooh! There is that sound again! My God man! I bet you are something to know in real life! Hey! Atleast dinner was FREE! I'm LOL so hard I can't hardly type! Peace Ha. Ha, ha, hee, hee!

Ok... today I was downtown visiting pawn shops looking for something and I was keeping an SW eye open for future reference. Well, I finished checking out the pawn shops earlier than I expected so I went driving just to check out some areas.

I went down 63rd street... it was amazing the number of guys standing on the corners. Very glad my car didn't break down there... they looked like trouble. Well I blazed through there and I got on Main and headed south. I then turned on some of the back streets. Everything was dead. I turned on on one of the streets and headed towards Main to head home (damn, I sure know how to draw as story out)..... I pulled up to one of the stop signs and this WSW asked me for a ride down the street... well she acted and spoke normal... well when she got in my car... the smell was barely noticable.

We headed down the road. The more we drove the more she started "Cracking out". I didn't really want to mess with her... but when she started the "are you a Cop?" thing, I kinda went into Autopilot. Before I knew it the deal was made and things were in motion. Then the smell and the Cracking out and the smell and ... I told her to get out of the car. She said "what... here?" I said yeah I had to go. She said "I ain't getting out here". I told her either she was getting out or she was going to my next appointment. When she didn't get out I started driving... she said "hey, where are you going?" I told her my appointment ... at the Police station downtown. She really started Cracking out... "Let me out here... I gotta go"... she was trying to open the door ... so I told her to stop trying to jump out of the car and I would pull over. When I pulled over, she jumped out and was bitching like you wouldn't believe. I told her to shut the F*#& up and use the money I gave her to buy some soap.

And I headed home.

Max