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[QUOTE=Fbtom]If the authorities call you asking about why a SW would have your number, just tell them some bs story that you ran an ad on craigs list and she may have called you about the item for sale. Remember, innocent until PROVEN guilty. Burden of prove is on them![/QUOTE]Just say "I have no reason to beleive that you are really a police officer. Goodbye. " and hang up. If they call back say "Stop prank calling me! " and hang up. No made up story or lies needed, and they will eventually stop because they can't get you to incriminate yourself if you do this. It takes away all of their tactics.

[QUOTE=CookyJar]Even better, act dumb. Having your phone number just proves one thing: she has you phone number. Having you number by itself proves nothing. By mentioning a ad or anything else; you open yourself up for questioning and the possibility of getting caught in a lie. If they pressure you, just ask, "Should I consult my Lawyer?" Treat this just like you would a car stop. Don’t give them anything they don’t already have. Don’t lie and don’t admit to anything.

That’s my advice.

CookyJar[/QUOTE]Good points and even better advice CJ!

Hit the K this around 530 AM and after a few loops, kept spotting Amber a few times. She was working her way from the north end by Little Lou's and by the time I decided to go for it she was just off the K by Somerset. She a bit heavier than I normally go for, but given the general feeling that the heavier ones lean toward superior BJ's-I went for it.

Amber was wear a nice top that she filled out very well. Nine face with Dark Brown hair w/ a blonde streak thru it. Nice ragged denim skirt that showed some shapely legs. Downside was once I got close up, she had numerous track marks.

Found a nice seclude spot and went for the BBBJ. Started out nice but enthusiasm was lacking. Also no CIM. was not discussed before hand, I guess I should know better. Left a small mess but easily cleaned up with wet naps that were at the ready.

She was pleasant enough to talk to and look at but the performance in my estimation was sub-par/so-so.

YMMV damage $.2

[QUOTE=Tom Fusnr]Hit the K this around 530 AM and after a few loops, kept spotting Amber a few times. She was working her way from the north end by Little Lou's and by the time I decided to go for it she was just off the K by Somerset. She a bit heavier than I normally go for, but given the general feeling that the heavier ones lean toward superior BJ's-I went for it.

Amber was wear a nice top that she filled out very well. Nine face with Dark Brown hair w/ a blonde streak thru it. Nice ragged denim skirt that showed some shapely legs. Downside was once I got close up, she had numerous track marks.

Found a nice seclude spot and went for the BBBJ. Started out nice but enthusiasm was lacking. Also no CIM. was not discussed before hand, I guess I should know better. Left a small mess but easily cleaned up with wet naps that were at the ready.

She was pleasant enough to talk to and look at but the performance in my estimation was sub-par/so-so.

YMMV damage $.2[/QUOTE]


Wait r u sayin u Spent .2 or 1.2 the second is way too high!

[QUOTE=Sam Iam]Wait r u sayin u Spent .2 or 1.2 the second is way too high![/QUOTE]My fault. 1 Andy Jack only

Anyone know of any Indian (from India) providers?

PM me if you do.

Thanks.

When mongering, we all have security concerns. One of mine is an issue that I have with my vehicle. My door locks, when locked, recede completely into the doors. It is not possible to unlock only the passenger door when I do a pickup. I have to hit the unlock button, which unlocks all four doors and the hatch in the back. This is a big concern for me at night.

The only way I can do it safely is to reach the door handle and open the door, but it's quite a stretch. I'd like to be able to just reach over and pull up on the passenger door lock. Does anyone know if there is a different style 'knob' or something that could work?

Thanks

This is easy to do you can buy replacement knobs at most auto part stores, just buy one with a knob on it. You might be able to get away with unscrewing the knob you already use when its unlocked to add extra length to it so you can pull on it after locking the doors.


[QUOTE=StormRanger]When mongering, we all have security concerns. One of mine is an issue that I have with my vehicle. My door locks, when locked, recede completely into the doors. It is not possible to unlock only the passenger door when I do a pickup. I have to hit the unlock button, which unlocks all four doors and the hatch in the back. This is a big concern for me at .

The only way I can do it safely is to reach the door handle and open the door, but it's quite a stretch. I'd like to be able to just reach over and pull up on the passenger door lock. Does anyone know if there is a different style 'knob' or something that could work?

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StormRanger]When mongering, we all have security concerns. One of mine is an issue that I have with my vehicle. My door locks, when locked, recede completely into the doors. It is not possible to unlock only the passenger door when I do a pickup. I have to hit the unlock button, which unlocks all four doors and the hatch in the back. This is a big concern for me at night.

The only way I can do it safely is to reach the door handle and open the door, but it's quite a stretch. I'd like to be able to just reach over and pull up on the passenger door lock. Does anyone know if there is a different style 'knob' or something that could work?

Thanks[/QUOTE]You can get replacement pulls at auto parts shops and at Kmart.

Just unscrew the old one and replace it with the new.

I tend to drive fast, especially when a SW mentions that she needs to use the restroom. Never dated this girl, but I gave her a ride from one area of the stroll to another. I got her number for a possible future date. On my way home, I noticed an odd smell. Sure enough, my passenger seat smelled of piss! Guess that I didn't drive fast enough to a restroom.
I called her up and said, "WTF, why would you piss on my car seat?" She tried to pass it off that it was sweat that I'm smelling. I then told her, "Even if that were true, I wouldn't want to date anyone so nasty!" and hung up on her. Then deleted her number from my phone so I don't accidentally have her have another accident in my car.

Perhaps it is time to start carrying doggy training [url=http://www.petco.com/product/3026/Four-Paws-Wee-Wee-Pads-Puppy-Housebreaking-Pads.aspx?cm_mmc=CSEMGooglebase-_-Dog-_-Four%20Paws-_-11223&mr:trackingCode=FD791416-8381-DE11-B7F3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA]pads[/url] for when I'm on the strolls.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]I tend to drive fast, especially when a SW mentions that she needs to use the restroom. Never dated this girl, but I gave her a ride from one area of the stroll to another. I got her number for a possible future date. On my way home, I noticed an odd smell. Sure enough, my passenger seat smelled of piss! Guess that I didn't drive fast enough to a restroom.
I called her up and said, "WTF, why would you piss on my car seat?" She tried to pass it off that it was sweat that I'm smelling. I then told her, "Even if that were true, I wouldn't want to date anyone so nasty!" and hung up on her. Then deleted her number from my phone so I don't accidentally have her have another accident in my car.

Perhaps it is time to start carrying doggy training [url=http://www.petco.com/product/3026/Four-Paws-Wee-Wee-Pads-Puppy-Housebreaking-Pads.aspx?cm_mmc=CSEMGooglebase-_-Dog-_-Four%20Paws-_-11223&mr:trackingCode=FD791416-8381-DE11-B7F3-0019B9C043EB&mr:referralID=NA]pads[/url] for when I'm on the strolls.[/QUOTE]

OMG! Too funny! Nearly pizzed my own seat reading that.....

Sorry about your car seat and the bad experience! Gotta suck having to clean that seat.

You should post her name so she's becomes known on the street as "Yellow Jane" or "Pizz Pauline" or "Leaky Linda" or "Diana Depends" or "Wee Pad Wanda."

I can just imagine this scenario: "Oh sorry, I didn't initially recognize it was you Wanda, sorry but I didn't bring my wee pad, I can't date you!"

...monger long enough I guess you'll see it all!

Thanks - and sorry!

Good luck with the "stain"

CL

She claimed to be a dancer, but needed some help with her bills. Looked too overweight in the belly area in my view, but that was her claim. Her name was Veronica. She is a dirty blond, shoulder length, natural wavy haired girl, maybe 25-30 yrs old, about 5'6" looked to be about 140 lbs. C sized boobs. Coughed a lot and slightly raspy voice from her claim of smoking too much.

Wanted way too much for the picture taking trip that I had in mind. So to part ways nicely I offered her a ride and asked for her number. On the way, she mentions that she has to pee. I said what about this place or that one? Since we were getting close to arriving at her destination, she refused them all and claimed to know a cleaner place near her drop off.

I cleaned it up the best that I could with napkins from a fast food place. When when I got home, wiped down the leather with various cleaning items. It still smells in the cracks where the stitching is located. I left the windows open every day since to try to air out the odor. In effort to explain my intense cleaning, I told my girl that a dog had jumped in and wet the seat before I could get him out of the car.
So now she has been sitting in the back seat until the smell is gone. She is worried that her clothes will smell if she sits there.
Now the power seat won't move forward every time the button is pressed. This could be a coincidence, but the motor is down there, so I guess that it is possible to be fucked up by the fluid.

[QUOTE=Fbtom]

I cleaned it up the best that I could with napkins from a fast food place. When when I got home, wiped down the leather with various cleaning items. It still smells in the cracks where the stitching is located. I left the windows open every day since to try to air out the odor. In effort to explain my intense cleaning, I told my girl that a dog had jumped in and wet the seat before I could get him out of the car.

So now she has been sitting in the back seat until the smell is gone. She is worried that her clothes will smell if she sits there.

Now the power seat won't move forward every time the button is pressed. This could be a coincidence, but the motor is down there, so I guess that it is possible to be fucked up by the fluid.[/QUOTE]

You could try to use an enzyme based cleaner, available at most pet stores.
[url]http://www.amazon.com/OUT-Pet-Odor-Eliminator-Concentrate/dp/B0006ABN9Q[/url]

I've had luck with those on carpets and the padding.

You'll need to dump enough on to allow it to soak in as much as the urine soaked in. I guess you could pour it into the seams?

Good Luck!

Check the switch before concluding the motor is trashed.

Oh and can't come up with a good one for Veronica.... Puddles?

[QUOTE=Fbtom]She claimed to be a dancer, but needed some help with her bills. Looked too overweight in the belly area in my view, but that was her claim. Her name was Veronica. She is a dirty blond, shoulder length, natural wavy haired girl, maybe 25-30 yrs old, about 5'6" looked to be about 140 lbs. See sized boobs. Coughed a lot and slightly raspy voice from her claim of smoking too much.

Wanted way too much for the picture taking trip that I had in mind. So to part ways nicely I offered her a ride and asked for her number. On the way, she mentions that she has to pee. I said what about this place or that one? Since we were getting close to arriving at her destination, she refused them all and claimed to know a cleaner place near her drop off.

I cleaned it up the best that I could with napkins from a fast food place. When when I got home, wiped down the leather with various cleaning items. It still smells in the cracks where the stitching is located. I left the windows open every day since to try to air out the odor. In effort to explain my intense cleaning, I told my girl that a dog had jumped in and wet the seat before I could get him out of the car.

So now she has been sitting in the back seat until the smell is gone. She is worried that her clothes will smell if she sits there.

Now the power seat won't move forward every time the button is pressed. This could be a coincidence, but the motor is down there, so I guess that it is possible to be fucked up by the fluid.[/QUOTE]Your girl actually believes a dog jumped in?!

Two summers ago, I'm driving east on Magee, near Van Dyke, when I see this good looking blonde walking barefoot with a white Boxer. I thought she was a "civilian" and struck up a conversation with her. Turns out I remember her and her BS stories from a time in Frankford years earlier. So I get her in the car and the dog hops in the backseat. For a Hammie and a Jack, she she sucks me off, then we drive around the NE a little and we pull over againg and she climbs on top of me and "rides" me. This broad was good looking and I often look for her, but to no avail. Maybe it'll takes a few years again. BTW, the dog never made a sound.

I also picked up a blonde and a dog last summer at Torresdale and Orthodox. But this girl was a total pain in the balls and I couldn't wait to get rid of her and her mangy mutt. Those are my dog stories.

[QUOTE=Zephyr77]Your girl actually believes a dog jumped in?![/QUOTE]

Neighbor's dog does it often, so my girl thinks that just about any dog will do this. She get nervous when she see one nearby while trying to get into the car, waiting for it to pass before opening the door.

BTW, funny story about the dog date! I never would have thought to pick up a girl while walking her dog. I would presume that she was busy at that time.