General Reports

Decided to TOFTM with a CL add I’ve been watching for a while.
[url]http://westernmass.craigslist.org/ers/494235492.html[/url]
Location: Nice quite street, safe
Pictures: Accurate
Service: Clinical and complete
Smokes: Before & after in separate room, trying to quit
Hygiene: Very clean

Chelsey is very friendly and like to talk. Can be very engaging and is not a clock watcher. Hosts in her home, which is in process of being renovated. She is D&D free and very cautious. Very attentive during the appointment and thorough. I doubt she is 37, if she is, it's been a rough 37 years. For a mature lady, she is sexy and looks to have taken care of her self. No piercing, tattoo and her bushes are nicely trimmed. Her breasts are very impressive, big nips and a real firm hand full. No children, no visible stretch. If you like a mature woman in a safe clean environment, chelsey is the one for you. If your looking for a porn star, don't call.

I have reviewed her before and was less impressed than Jpeax seems to have been. But maybe he gets a free BJ for his post, who knows?

Yes she is nice. Yes her incall is a sweet location to meet. But she is pudgy with weird shaped tits and a belly and she oozes nicotine from ever pore and orafice in her body. If you are jonesing for a butt, have her give you mouth to mouth-- it is probably the equivalent of a pack of camel unfiltereds. Her price is negotiable but not cheap ($150 minimum). She will reminisce with you about her Las Vegas Escort days, back during the Kennedy era.

She is okay at best for a specific taste and venue. But I think you can find someone's mom or grandma at the Stop and Shop and save money (especially if there are good deals at the S&S too).

[QUOTE=Garthy]I have reviewed her before and was less impressed than Jpeax seems to have been. But maybe he gets a free BJ for his post, who knows?

....[/QUOTE]Come on, let’s not knock the senior citizens to much. At least she’s taking things in her own hands and not relying on SS, welfare or the Bush administration. I was just trying to give an honest and fair review of a provider I had used. I never said I’d beat a path back to her door. She is definitely past her prime, and is trying to quit smoking and kick her alcohol addiction. She does give a safe low risk service and is easy to make an appointment with, i.e. low demand which can be a plus for some.

[QUOTE=Jpeaz]Come on, let’s not knock the senior citizens to much. At least she’s taking things in her own hands and not relying on SS, welfare or the Bush administration. I was just trying to give an honest and fair review of a provider I had used. I never said I’d beat a path back to her door. She is definitely past her prime, and is trying to quit smoking and kick her alcohol addiction. She does give a safe low risk service and is easy to make an appointment with, i.e. low demand which can be a plus for some.[/QUOTE]

True enough...

I almost had a near disaster yesterday. I dont post here alot but do alot of reading here so I just thought Id pass on a close call. I call the CL ad below which has a lovely pair of tits in the ad posed in a car near a steering wheel. So I call the number and she gave me a .6 price for a basic french lesson. She told me she was at a Burnett Rd Chicopee hotel behind McDonalds. When I was on the phone with her, I heard anther woman talking to someone else on the phone. She told me what time I had called earlier and seemed to have me on some kinda log. I thought it was her just keeping track of callers. So I figured hey why not she looks good Ill try it. She gave me a time to be there and I got into the parkin lot about 15 mins early just to do a drive through. I thank the big guy upstairs I did. When I did the loop through a man did a dash from a car back into one of the rooms. I didn't get a full complete view face on, but I know what I saw was a light blue shirt and his pants had a light blue strip running all the way down the leg. You may say its nothing and Im got paranoid. But to me it looked like a mass trooper. Maybe he wouldn't be involved in sting... Maybe he would. But just be warned it was alittle too suspicious for me. I'd much rather be safe and free then in the clink. The ad she ran was below.

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Reply to: [email]pers-499776981@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-12-05, 3:29PM EST

Springfield incall call 413-847-1473

[QUOTE=Oscarw900]I almost had a near disaster yesterday. I dont post here alot but do alot of reading here so I just thought Id pass on a close call. I call the CL ad below which has a lovely pair of tits in the ad posed in a car near a steering wheel. So I call the number and she gave me a .6 price for a basic french lesson. She told me she was at a Burnett Rd Chicopee hotel behind McDonalds. When I was on the phone with her, I heard anther woman talking to someone else on the phone. She told me what time I had called earlier and seemed to have me on some kinda log. I thought it was her just keeping track of callers. So I figured hey why not she looks good Ill try it. She gave me a time to be there and I got into the parkin lot about 15 mins early just to do a drive through. I thank the big guy upstairs I did. When I did the loop through a man did a dash from a car back into one of the rooms. I didn't get a full complete view face on, but I know what I saw was a light blue shirt and his pants had a light blue strip running all the way down the leg. You may say its nothing and Im got paranoid. But to me it looked like a mass trooper. Maybe he wouldn't be involved in sting... Maybe he would. But just be warned it was alittle too suspicious for me. I'd much rather be safe and free then in the clink. The ad she ran was below.

Holiday specials - w4m - 33
Reply to: [email]pers-499776981@craigslist.org[/email]
Date: 2007-12-05, 3:29PM EST

Springfield incall call 413-847-1473[/QUOTE]I called them when I was in town a couple weeks ago. Something just seemed off when I talked to them on the phone. They seemed to be prying a bit and wanted to discuss specifics. We set an appointment but I did not go. I wasn't sure if it was just me being paranoid, but something just didn't seem right about them. I ended up cruising for SW's instead.

I was cruising and I saw a really hot hispanic girl who I wish was working, but was not. I did my best anyway and followed her discretely into a club. I did talk with her, but the place was just too loud for me and it did not look like I was going to be going home with her anyway... So I hit the road.

I did hook up with someone I knew and whose company I enjoyed. She certainly is a little cutie. She wanted to service me, but I wanted to service her first. Well, when her pants went down, I was overwhelmed with the abhorant odor of BAD PUSSY. Well, that ended that date (at least functionally). Somehow, the odor stayed in my notrils and I did not want to put any part of my near any part of her that was wet and pink. So, we parted on good terms and I was pretty much done for the evening.

But then, I remembered that I have to go to a function in the morning and I did not have a card. So I stop at Walmart at the X. As I park, my phone rings and I shut the engine off and answer it. Just then, my passenger door flies open and a pretty cute blonde street walker dressed like a movie-hooker jumps (JUMPS) into my passenger seat. At first I was scared, because, for all I knew, a mugger with a gun jumped into my car. But I put on the interior light, with a startled look and I see a pretty, well-made up, bottle blonde with a bustier (sp?) showing her cleavage, a faux fur coat open in the front, a black leather hip-hugging skirt and fishnet stockings and black knee-highboots (no shit about the movie-hooker wardrobe). She sees that I was not expecting her to jump in and says to me, "oh, I thought you were someone else." And she is about to get out when a cop parked behind me shines the lights in my car and puts on the red n blues. Shit, shit, shit. But then again, I did not do anything, did I. So I tell the girl (muting my phone), "okay, get out, I am not who you thought I was." "Please, I am broken down and need a jump. Can't you take me down the road?" "No," I tell her. Go ask them." I point to the cop car behind us. She gets out very sheepishly and walks around the car to the front of the store. The cops follow her and one gets out of the vehicle. I unmute my phone and resume my call (but I cut it REALLY short). No cop bothering me, so I pull out and leave, just in time to watch them shakedown the blonde cutie.

Fucked up, huh? I could have been like that kid in "Animal House" when the cheerleader gets ctapulted into his bedroom and said "thank you, God." Instead, I feel shaken up and lucky not to have gotten snagged for being a [unsoliciting] John.

Sounds like Springfield LE has your number. 2 interactions with LE in just over a week...

If you ever needed a reason to buy a new car.... :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=JMG]Sounds like Springfield LE has your number. 2 interactions with LE in just over a week...

If you ever needed a reason to buy a new car.... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

I'll have to retire. That was one of the reasons I ditched the last one. Maybe I should go buy a shitty van to have an extra mongercycle...

Picked her up a few days ago, realized I had forgotten my wallet at home, "Damn", anyone here been with her, I have digits, but don't want to waste my time if anyone has TOFTT,

[QUOTE=Lgkok]Picked her up a few days ago, realized I had forgotten my wallet at home, "Damn", anyone here been with her, I have digits, but don't want to waste my time if anyone has TOFTT,[/QUOTE]

Lgkok,

If it's the same Crystal, I picked her up on Belmont between the X and the supermarket on Oakland last Wednesday night between the rain drops. She was well dressed, smelled good, cutish face, maybe 27- 32, 5'5 to 5'7, bleached blond hair, and what appeared to be a decent body on the drive by. She hopped in and after a short inspection I decided that a trip back to my hotel wasn't going to happen with her. Don't get me wrong, if your looking for a quick car date bj she might be fine. However, she had a gut on her that I didn't want to see undressed so I dropped her back off.

There were a few other girls out that night. Most of them down on S. Main and most of them I wouldn't want to be near. There were a few decent ones though but everytime I found one LE showed up close by.

The streets are drying up all over. It makes the hunt that much harder and when you find a good one, much more gratifying.

A cop pulls up behind you puts the lights on and doesn't bother talking to you? Yeah, right.

The cop was either interested in only the girl (free date, money, whatever), she was an entrapment decoy or someone had a really good/bad dream.


[QUOTE=Garthy] She sees that I was not expecting her to jump in and says to me, "oh, I thought you were someone else." And she is about to get out when a cop parked behind me shines the lights in my car and puts on the red n blues. Shit, shit, shit. But then again, I did not do anything, did I. So I tell the girl (muting my phone), "okay, get out, I am not who you thought I was." "Please, I am broken down and need a jump. Can't you take me down the road?" "No," I tell her. Go ask them." I point to the cop car behind us. She gets out very sheepishly and walks around the car to the front of the store. The cops follow her and one gets out of the vehicle. I unmute my phone and resume my call (but I cut it REALLY short). No cop bothering me, so I pull out and leave, just in time to watch them shakedown the blonde cutie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cruiser D]A cop pulls up behind you puts the lights on and doesn't bother talking to you? Yeah, right.

The cop was either interested in only the girl (free date, money, whatever), she was an entrapment decoy or someone had a really good/bad dream.[/QUOTE]


"The cop was not BOTHERING me:"

COP = noun / subject

WAS = verb

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "WAS NOT BOTHERING")

BOTHERING = Adverb, modifying the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer was not taking direct action against the person represented by the direct object ME. It implies that the LE left him alone.

New Sentence: "The cop did not bother me"

COP = noun / subject

DID NOT = verb / compound negative

ME = pronoun / direct object (of "DID NOT BOTHER")

BOTHER = AdJECTIVE, describes the feeling of / modifies the direct object ME

Interpretation: This sentence states that the police officer did not have an emotional effect on the person represented by the direct object ME In this example the person represented by ME was a cool cucumber.



I, on the other hand, played it cool, but was shitting in my pants. I figured there was no cause to arrest me, but since it was my second interaction with the SPD within a few weeks, it sure as shit scared me (and I have not cruised since).

I hope this deconstruction of my writing shows that my use of grammar was appropriate. Sorry for any confusion.

she was probably being followed/stalked by LE. She might have seen you as a last resort to get out of dodge. BUT, LE was just too close.

Hi all,

I'm new to the area and wondering if a visit to Maxim is worthwhile.

Any feedback on this place?