[QUOTE=RocketDork;2970793]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I see her almost once a week.
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[QUOTE=RocketDork;2970793]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]I see her almost once a week.
I have learned that many people read our reports. So I have promised that I will be more circumspect in my commentaries.
[QUOTE=RocketDork;2970793]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bob521;2972621]I have learned that many people read our reports. So I have promised that I will be more circumspect in my commentaries.[/QUOTE]About 2 weeks ago I found out the hard way that if a girl can read English then she is probably reading these reports. I learned that if you are going to give your cell phone number to AMP girls, it better be a Monger phone and not your regular phone. I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973144]I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Or buy a cheap Android phone and buy a H2 O SIM that Best Buy sells for $10.00 The one good thing about this MVNO is they run on AT&T but you can get a $10 pay as you go that has an expiry of 3 months. So if you do not make a lot of calls or text (you 200 min or texts total for $10), your annual expense is only $40 for the service.
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973144]About 2 weeks ago I found out the hard way that if a girl can read English then she is probably reading these reports. I learned that if you are going to give your cell phone number to AMP girls, it better be a Monger phone and not your regular phone. I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]I simply do not care if a woman reads my reports. If she can absolutely identify me from all the men she sees by what I write, she's in the wrong line of work. And as I have said before, I am not here to protect anyone's honor or pretend to be some knight in shining armor on a stallion. Every place and every woman makes their own decision on how they wish to conduct their business and conduct themselves. If they can't live with whatever consequences come their way for whatever decision they make, then they need to be in another line of work. Also, if everyone starts getting cryptic and only sharing meaningful information via PM, this site won't last long. As for a Monger Phone, I have no need. I'm not married, not presently involved, and have nobody to answer to. My number can be stored or show up in any phone on earth, and it isn't a crime. See, I never write $2000 checks with $1000 in the bank, never write a check with my mouth that my body can't cash, and never get asked questions I cannot answer. I control my lifestyle. It does not control me.
Yeah, two words of advice. First off, always assume that the girls can read what you've posted. I'm usually a cautious guy but I've gotten burned by this once before. Funny thing is, I kind of assumed that they DID read reviews of themselves, but I was a dumb ass and posted some way to specific info and got chewed out for it. To be fair, I felt bad about it. I genuinely didn't want her to get in trouble. Thankfully I've been more circumspect since then, took the review down and still see her now and again so I assume its been forgiven, but remember to be careful. Don't post anything too specific. That's what PM's are for.
Second, always keep a burner phone or even two. Sometimes providers get jumpy. Sometimes we all make a faux pas. Sometimes shit just happens. It never hurts to have a back up phone just in case you want a second shot with a provider. Model and plan don't matter much, just pay in cash and register with a fake name at a library computer somewhere. I usually give a fake address several towns or even counties away, but I also travel more than normal, so I've hooked up with chicks from Milwaukee to Peoria. It's just common sense to use a burner phone, for your own safety. Never know who or what you are meeting. Obviously massage places are usually a safer bet than BP ads, let alone SWs, but you never known when there will be a police bust or work related drama.
Incidentally, that's why I try to forge good relationships with my regular providers. It spares us both the drama. They know I'm not some dangerous creep, and I know what to expect when I make an appointment.
If the woman is a mature adult she understands that a review may get posted about her or the spa. I have had many girls mention reviews in a session and I always tell them to stop and continue the massage so there is no discussion or debate. The issue gets intensified because of all the mongers who encourage review site discussions so they can get free service. I don't want any of the girls to get into trouble but if they do its their own fault for being careless.
[QUOTE=Viriato;2973177]Yeah, two words of advice. First off, always assume that the girls can read what you've posted. I'm usually a cautious guy but I've gotten burned by this once before. Funny thing is, I kind of assumed that they DID read reviews of themselves, but I was a dumb ass and posted some way to specific info and got chewed out for it. To be fair, I felt bad about it. I genuinely didn't want her to get in trouble. Thankfully I've been more circumspect since then, took the review down and still see her now and again so I assume its been forgiven, but remember to be careful. Don't post anything too specific. That's what PM's are for.
Second, always keep a burner phone or even two. Sometimes providers get jumpy. Sometimes we all make a faux pas. Sometimes shit just happens. It never hurts to have a back up phone just in case you want a second shot with a provider. Model and plan don't matter much, just pay in cash and register with a fake name at a library computer somewhere. I usually give a fake address several towns or even counties away, but I also travel more than normal, so I've hooked up with chicks from Milwaukee to Peoria. It's just common sense to use a burner phone, for your own safety. Never know who or what you are meeting. Obviously massage places are usually a safer bet than BP ads, let alone SWs, but you never known when there will be a police bust or work related drama.
Incidentally, that's why I try to forge good relationships with my regular providers. It spares us both the drama. They know I'm not some dangerous creep, and I know what to expect when I make an appointment.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2973144]About 2 weeks ago I found out the hard way that if a girl can read English then she is probably reading these reports. I learned that if you are going to give your cell phone number to AMP girls, it better be a Monger phone and not your regular phone. I will be going to Wal-Mart this week and picking up a Monger phone. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]Or if you have a smartphone, set up a Google Voice number under a secondary email account. The only problem is if you have two different GV numbers. They changed it so that you can't authorize the same phone to be attached to two different GV numbers -- and you have to change the authorization from a desktop, not your smartphone.
Another variation is to use two Google numbers (like I have) but also a second sim card. I got one for Europe. Saved a ton of money.
Anyway, you can still have two google accounts on your android smartphone. So all calls are recorded anyway. The sim card becomes your "instant" burner phone. And the second GV account becomes your "voicemail".
Now, that said, if your friend is Chinese, WeChat is the best choice by far. And it does not leave the paper trail that Google leaves. Bob.
[QUOTE=Garbonzo;2973510]Or if you have a smartphone, set up a Google Voice number under a secondary email account. The only problem is if you have two different GV numbers. They changed it so that you can't authorize the same phone to be attached to two different GV numbers -- and you have to change the authorization from a desktop, not your smartphone.[/QUOTE]
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Second, always keep a burner phone or even two. Sometimes providers get jumpy. Sometimes we all make a faux pas. Sometimes shit just happens. It never hurts to have a back up phone just in case you want a second shot with a provider. Model and plan don't matter much, just pay in cash and register with a fake name at a library computer somewhere. I usually give a fake address several towns or even counties away, but I also travel more than normal, so I've hooked up with chicks from Milwaukee to Peoria. It's just common sense to use a burner phone, for your own safety.
[/QUOTE]I've registered using either John Paxson (fuck him) at 1901 W Madison St or Don Zimmer at 1060 W Addison St in Chicago.
Who knew they like Thai girls or Latinas with magnificently built asses?
[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;2974044]I've registered using either John Paxson (fuck him) at 1901 W Madison St or Don Zimmer at 1060 W Addison St in Chicago.
Who knew they like Thai girls or Latinas with magnificently built asses?[/QUOTE]Lee elia if some of you older gentlemen mongers remember him and his rant! "if those f'in 3 k mongers would go out and get a job". "but 47th and cicero is their f'in playground". "the rest of the world is out workin' but these f'in SW fans are out looking for action".
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Incidentally, that's why I try to forge good relationships with my regular providers. It spares us both the drama. They know I'm not some dangerous creep, and I know what to expect when I make an appointment.[/QUOTE]I agree with you 1000 percent.
[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2974072]Lee elia if some of you older gentlemen mongers remember him and his rant! "if those f'in 3 k mongers would go out and get a job". "but 47th and cicero is their f'in playground". "the rest of the world is out workin' but these f'in SW fans are out looking for action".[/QUOTE]Bar none the best rant by a Chicago manager / coach ever.
"Kiss my ass and lick my balls right downtown and PRINT IT!"
For your listening pleasure - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo
[QUOTE=CallMeSlappy;2974430]Bar none the best rant by a Chicago manager / coach ever.
"Kiss my ass and lick my balls right downtown and PRINT IT!"
For your listening pleasure - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0CDtEz_Bo[/QUOTE]Mongers remember that wrigley field has become the largest pickup bar in the world!
Tx 4 the link. I have listened to it recently many xs over. Also the steve bartman video as well as reading about gus and the goat from in the day (guess security wasn't as tight!) I would put the aforementioned all hall of fame worthy! But lee's rant is the best of the best. I hear but it is unconfirmed that les grobstein (good guy BTW from 670 the score these days) was the guy that pushed the button on his tape recorder and his is the only known recording of such rant! Still looking to buy my lee elia rant t shirt to wear at the park! Those 3 k f'in so called fans!
[QUOTE=StanleyStankas;2974474]Mongers remember that wrigley field has become the largest pickup bar in the world!
[/QUOTE]Really? I live right next to Wrigley Field. Well that's News to me. Girls go to Wrigleyville to forget about guys. And guys go to Wrigleyville to pick up girls with Zero Success. Wrigley the largest pick up bar? More like the largest rejection bar.