[QUOTE=PaulsToTheWall;7148958]WTF hellllll no LOL.[/QUOTE]You don't like video games? LOL.
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[QUOTE=PaulsToTheWall;7148958]WTF hellllll no LOL.[/QUOTE]You don't like video games? LOL.
[QUOTE=BringTheShells;7148836]I've never had a toy but I always tell people that ask me why I'm not married that "I'm waiting for the sex robots to roll out because it might be all I'm looking for quite honestly" this toy could be the start of my plan. I had it in my cart but didn't press the complete checkout quite yet. Only 64 $ with tax too. Technology going to F around and have me savin a lot of money and this definitely going to be cuttin into the ladies profits. The reviews are pretty much all 5 star too so I'll probably take the bait soon for curiosity purposes for sure. I'm actually really curious now to b honest. We gon be shootin straight greens from 3 for sure with top tier focus.[/QUOTE]I hope the toy catches on with a lot of guys and the ad titles start saying "better than your amazon robot" when the ladies find out.
Some pimp is going to break my legs for taking money out the game.
[QUOTE=VirginBoy;7149081]I hope the toy catches on with a lot of guys and the ad titles start saying "better than your amazon robot" when the ladies find out.
Some pimp is going to break my legs for taking money out the game.[/QUOTE]I am interested in seeing others replies as well. It is far better than any $60 blowjob I have gotten LOL.
That said, I did manage to fuck the vacuum function out of operation in 3 days. I ordered another and emailed them hoping they take care of it. I actually suspect bogging it down with girth and being rough with it did it in. Will see if a second one lasts and hopefully they refund me for the first.
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Just saw Laney again, I have to saw she has probably the hottest body out of any of the girls on STG. Her legs and ass are incredible, flat tummy and an absolutely beautiful pussy, her titties are smaller but IMO they are perfect. I would love to have a threesome with her and little Mama, that would be the perfect threesome. Probably not going to be able to see either one for a few weeks, but I am going to try and line something up, hopefully they are both game. Will report if I do.
[QUOTE=JMRputt;7128666]Here you go. Just posted.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_e/ablastfromthepast--a-homecomin/922547642603[/URL][/QUOTE]Damn she sure put some pounds on.
[QUOTE=VirginBoy;7148814]Everyone getting the toy should just come to my house and we can wear it while playing NBA2 K25. LOL Just dudes sitting on the couch randomly cumming and shooting 3 pointers![/QUOTE]Does it have a "can you cash ap me $ until the next visit" function to make it seem real?
[QUOTE=PaulsToTheWall;7145861]OK I am going to have to give another buy recommendation on these units. I am not a toy person, never have been. I get that the encounters are more about the connection, the smiles, the embrace. But think of this thing as a chick that you are completely neutral on, not attracted nor turned off. Yet she give the most insane head you ever dreamed of getting. You do that shit LOL. That said, this thing is awesome. It has a ridiculous amount of suction (yes it actually sucks), strokes and vibrates. Once I got mine set up and all three functions going I lasted about 30 seconds with no porn.[/QUOTE]
I think VB should get a commission on every toy that was sold because of his post.
[QUOTE=WhutsNext;7149168]Does it have a "can you cash ap me $ until the next visit" function to make it seem real?[/QUOTE]Well mine stopped sucking temporarily but I just found an o-ring that caused it. It is back to sucking like it has warrants and an eviction.
For real, toys aren't for everyone but this is far better than any $60 blowjob I ever got.
[QUOTE=Jong03;7149157][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/looking-for-my-playmate-/902030630061[/URL]
Just saw Laney again, I have to saw she has probably the hottest body out of any of the girls on STG. Her legs and ass are incredible, flat tummy and an absolutely beautiful pussy, her titties are smaller but IMO they are perfect. I would love to have a threesome with her and little Mama, that would be the perfect threesome. Probably not going to be able to see either one for a few weeks, but I am going to try and line something up, hopefully they are both game. Will report if I do.[/QUOTE]I have always been curious on her. What was the damage and what is on her menu?
[QUOTE=Mercalli;7149726]I have always been curious on her. What was the damage and what is on her menu?[/QUOTE]You'll like her, she looks great for her age. It was. 1 short. Pretty much wide open menu. Great legs and body!
[QUOTE=VirginBoy;7149081]I hope the toy catches on with a lot of guys and the ad titles start saying "better than your amazon robot" when the ladies find out.
Some pimp is going to break my legs for taking money out the game.[/QUOTE]Toledo is so bad these days that we're discussing sex toys in the escort forum.
The negative reviews of it crack me up. All basically state "it couldn't handle my massive tool".
[QUOTE=VirginBoy;7147487]LOL I feel what you're saying. But, that's a problem I have when I use my hands too much as well. It just takes a week or so of no masturbating and I'm all set. LOL And, truthfully, I don't use the toy often because its so satisfying. Its regulating in a way.
And, yes, very graphic review coming LOL.[/QUOTE]A week? I can hardly go w / o for a few days if I'm feeling ill.
[QUOTE=EatonBeaver;7149737]Toledo is so bad these days that we're discussing sex toys in the escort forum.
The negative reviews of it crack me up. All basically state "it couldn't handle my massive tool".[/QUOTE]Girth can and does bog it down to 0 at full suction / full stroke. But it is interesting that those are the only negatives listed. One guy said it was too intense. Well, yes but also no shit.
Why am I having to scroll past a bunch of stupid sex toy posts to see reports? Use a different section of the board for this crap.
[QUOTE=Foocker11;7150328]Why am I having to scroll past a bunch of stupid sex toy posts to see reports? Use a different section of the board for this crap.[/QUOTE]😭128557;128557;.
[QUOTE=Foocker11;7150328]Why am I having to scroll past a bunch of stupid sex toy posts to see reports? Use a different section of the board for this crap.[/QUOTE]You do not understand how the Internet works if you think making this post will help the situation. You either have to report the posts or block the users if you feel they do not belong.
[QUOTE=Foocker11;7150328]Why am I having to scroll past a bunch of stupid sex toy posts to see reports? Use a different section of the board for this crap.[/QUOTE]I get it. But it says a lot about the state of the toledo market when the hot hookup is a piece of plastic and rubber chinesium. I don't care about 90 percent of the reports here either, way it goes. Still looking forward to hearing what others thought.
With how bad Toledo has been lately I ordered one myself a few days ago. I got it yesterday and used it last night. Its pretty good and quiet. I bought one a year ago that was a few hundred and its not nearly this good or quiet. Its honestly pretty good. Inside the box is a note that says if you give it a good Amazon review and send your order info along with proof of your good review you get a $50 credit or something like that. It also states to not mention the memo in the box. On another note, does anyone have any UTR girls? I've been out of the game a while and all thr girls I used to see have kids and aren't seeing anyone. I'm permanently banned from SA and I'm on SDM and I've only met 2 girls on there in months and they no longer respond to my texts and are off the site. I'm willing to pay really good money for high quality low volume girls. I was trying to get a NYE date and had a budget of 1200 and still couldn't find anyone, just game players and phone tag people.
[QUOTE=Jong03;7149157][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/looking-for-my-playmate-/902030630061[/URL]
Just saw Laney again, I have to saw she has probably the hottest body out of any of the girls on STG. Her legs and ass are incredible, flat tummy and an absolutely beautiful pussy, her titties are smaller but IMO they are perfect. I would love to have a threesome with her and little Mama, that would be the perfect threesome. Probably not going to be able to see either one for a few weeks, but I am going to try and line something up, hopefully they are both game. Will report if I do.[/QUOTE]I met with Laney a couple months ago. She's beautiful, clean and smells nice. Booked a 2 hour visit and she was worth every minute. I’m out of the area or she would be my regular.
Info on either?
I know Kendra has some mixed reviews on here but nothing recent, anyone know how old those photos are? Couldn't find anything on the other one, thanks.
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[QUOTE=WillyJones;7151200]I met with Laney a couple months ago. She's beautiful, clean and smells nice. Booked a 2 hour visit and she was worth every minute. Im out of the area or she would be my regular.[/QUOTE]Yep that's definitely one thing you get from Laney, he is absolutely clean, smells great and tastes delicious! She is a lady for sure.
[QUOTE=ChipTrucker;7149165]Damn she sure put some pounds on.[/QUOTE]I had a visit recently. All I can say is NOT THE SAME JENNA. Heavy, mechanical, hairy legs, just miss the perfect Jenna.
[QUOTE=HKSevo;7151217]Info on either?
I know Kendra has some mixed reviews on here but nothing recent, anyone know how old those photos are? Couldn't find anything on the other one, thanks.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/419-417-1765/325786321921[/URL]
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-sexy-lil-brunette-/642595376202[/URL][/QUOTE]1st one went by emily been a deposit scammer. Kendra looks hot as hell but seems like a huge pita. No deposits and no pics.
[QUOTE=MobBoss;7151663]I had a visit recently. All I can say is NOT THE SAME JENNA. Heavy, mechanical, hairy legs, just miss the perfect Jenna.[/QUOTE]Give the candy some time to slim her back down. But IDK these days with all the fatties out there. Is it a thing with Fent? Using pure carbohydrates as a cut? Junkies were all skinny and had stamina not that long ago.
[QUOTE=MobBoss;7151663]I had a visit recently. All I can say is NOT THE SAME JENNA. Heavy, mechanical, hairy legs, just miss the perfect Jenna.[/QUOTE]Aww. No more pornstar jenna?
Okay I'm 78 and still horny. I'm free again and back in the market. I saw Lacey three weeks ago and Laney two weeks ago. Both made outcalls. Love that they make house calls nowadays. Grew up in Jersey and used to drive over to Manhattan on weekends. Ladies used to charge 10 bucks and 2 for the room and there were hundreds to choose from. Looking to try Vanessa next.
[QUOTE=Btybty25;7151720]Aww. No more pornstar jenna?[/QUOTE]Jenna has always had hairy legs from what I remember. That was really the only flaw I saw back in the day. I haven't seen her post in a couple weeks, she probably just wanted to make some holiday money.
[QUOTE=Foocker11;7150328]Why am I having to scroll past a bunch of stupid sex toy posts to see reports? Use a different section of the board for this crap.[/QUOTE]Start the conversation, my guy. Who has been worth seeing lately? Who have you seen? Who do you want to see? Your post is much worth less than any of the toy stuff. At least we are discussing options for when no one answers a text.
[QUOTE=Timberwolf;7151716]Give the candy some time to slim her back down. But IDK these days with all the fatties out there. Is it a thing with Fent? Using pure carbohydrates as a cut? Junkies were all skinny and had stamina not that long ago.[/QUOTE]My general rule of thumb. Tits should dtick out further than stomach.
[QUOTE=HKSevo;7151217]Info on either?
I know Kendra has some mixed reviews on here but nothing recent, anyone know how old those photos are? Couldn't find anything on the other one, thanks.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/419-417-1765/325786321921[/URL]
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-sexy-lil-brunette-/642595376202[/URL][/QUOTE]Kendra used to actually see people (I have) but as far as I can tell she is nothing but a deposit scammer. Claims she needs medicine for her brain tumor, a flat tire, etc etc etc. Then she asks for $400 but will send you some dropbox shit and see you later for 150 if you send it now. I have tried several times under several numbers over the past few years and it is always the same thing. I saw her in the past and she was mechanical and had an excuse to not ride on top. She was fucking hot though.
I finally got to see little mama after multiple attempts at hooking up.
I came away disappointed. She is a bit rounder than her ad pics imply. More talkative than I prefer. I had to talk her into bare head. Claimed to have a hip injury that prevented certain positions. I will not repeat.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lil-mamma--567-329-8123-/985897544619[/URL]
[QUOTE=HKSevo;7151217]Info on either?
I know Kendra has some mixed reviews on here but nothing recent, anyone know how old those photos are? Couldn't find anything on the other one, thanks.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/419-417-1765/325786321921[/URL]
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/your-sexy-lil-brunette-/642595376202[/URL][/QUOTE]Emily is a deposit scammer, Kendra will sometimes show up but mostly not, she gives pretty good head, pussy is decent enough and is cute if tiny girls are your thing, when she's good she's not terrible, just lifeless like a pocket pussy, if you see her she'll try to finish you quick and dip out the door and ask you for money all the time. Has a ton of excuses, she's got them for everything, always nags for money, but YMMV.
[QUOTE=LickHer;7152057]I finally got to see little mama after multiple attempts at hooking up.
I came away disappointed. She is a bit rounder than her ad pics imply. More talkative than I prefer. I had to talk her into bare head. Claimed to have a hip injury that prevented certain positions. I will not repeat.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lil-mamma--567-329-8123-/985897544619[/URL][/QUOTE]Man I'm sorry you were disappointed, I had a great time with her. Yes she definitely talks a lot but for me we got a chance to get to know each other. I honestly didn't think she was round, I thought she has a great body and ass. I guess this is one of those YMMV kind of deals.
[QUOTE=Muppet;7151945]My general rule of thumb. Tits should dtick out further than stomach.[/QUOTE]I won't see any chick that weighs more than me. Thankfully, I'm not a fat bastard.
[QUOTE=Flashburn00;7151848]Okay I'm 78 and still horny. I'm free again and back in the market. I saw Lacey three weeks ago and Laney two weeks ago. Both made outcalls. Love that they make house calls nowadays. Grew up in Jersey and used to drive over to Manhattan on weekends. Ladies used to charge 10 bucks and 2 for the room and there were hundreds to choose from. Looking to try Vanessa next.[/QUOTE]Which Lacey are you vouching for?
[QUOTE=LickHer;7152057]I finally got to see little mama after multiple attempts at hooking up.
I came away disappointed. She is a bit rounder than her ad pics imply. More talkative than I prefer. I had to talk her into bare head. Claimed to have a hip injury that prevented certain positions. I will not repeat.
[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/lil-mamma--567-329-8123-/985897544619[/URL][/QUOTE]I made one attempt to see her but got no response. Was planning on trying again but now I'm Leary as BBBJ is a must for me and cim is primarily why I'm a hobbies. I hate it when they have it on the menu and then don't accept the "order". Looks like she is lies about the weight to as 119 lbs is normally not larger.
[QUOTE=BDB0107;7154061]I made one attempt to see her but got no response. Was planning on trying again but now I'm Leary as BBBJ is a must for me and cim is primarily why I'm a hobbies. I hate it when they have it on the menu and then don't accept the "order". Looks like she is lies about the weight to as 119 lbs is normally not larger.[/QUOTE]She is a tiny little thing. Weight is probably right she's only about 5'2" at best. Nice little round ass. She's has absolutely no fat on her whatsoever. I don't know where you are getting any information that she is lying, but she looks exactly like her pics, one of the few girls that actually do. She does have a life outside this so maybe not always available. She gives you the option of BJ with or without condom, which is a good thing. Hopefully you can see her, I liked her.
[QUOTE=Hohitta;7153826]Which Lacey are you vouching for?[/QUOTE]Miss no tits.
Tried to visit Sexi Lexi on Sunday Set a time and agreed to pick her up some smokes. Contacted her 5 min out and and she was surprised at the time or how close I was stated some family showed up and we would could go somewhere (notell) if that was ok. Agreed to pick her up. She came out to my vehicle I gave her her cigs and she did an LE check with me. I asked where she wanted to go again and she looked at her phone quick then said let me go check and I'll be right back. After waiting about 10 min for her I notice a vehicle pull up and park on the wrong side of the road infront of her house. She walked out of her house with her brown (tan) and white Pit loaded him in that car and left. I sent her a text that day and again yesterday and never heard back. I never gave her the donation just the cigs she never asked for it. I'm less upset about the 8. 00 cigs than just the complete lack of courtesy. If she decided she didn't want to see me that's fine just be an adult and say so don't try to sneak off and waste my time.
[QUOTE=Flashburn00;7154799]Miss no tits.[/QUOTE][URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/toledo/female-escorts/caucasian_w/-lets-get-together-and-have-fu/695885498344[/URL]
Holy filters! It's like the filter app got confused.