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Another part timer that responded to my BP ad come over yesterday. Sorry, I'm not at liberty to give out info just yet.

For whatever reason my radar was going off more than usual and I was a bit paranoid. Well, we first went up to my kitchen to offer her a drink and get to know each other a bit. The next thing I know she stripped buck nekid right there with her clothes pile on the kitchen. She hadn't been in the house for 5 seconds. I thought,"OK, no need for an LE check." LOL.

So we go through a fairly long session and I'm about 10 seconds from blowing a load when my doorbell rings. She freaks and runs into the bathroom. I throw some pants on over my covered hard on. Shit, I had forgotten that the exterminator was scheduled for yesterday. I opened the door trying to hide the bulge in my pants. When I said he couldn't come in he said no problem he'd just do the outside. I said, no, you can't do that either! (we were downstairs with windows facing out the back). I finally explained I had a visitor, whereupon a smile crossed his face. When he came back that afternoon he busted out laughing (he had figured it was a hooker.)

The good news as it were was that the girl and I pretty much had to start over. So I guess you can say I got double for my money.

OK I've been dreading writing this. KC, I don't want to hear a fucking word, LOL. So I was chowing down on that pussy hot and heavy when I licked the wrong place or something. She somehow lost control of her bladder and, that's right, she pissed right in my face! She didn't get much on me but STILL.

[QUOTE=Wazoo;1140359]Nite, I just can't believe that an experienced guy like yourself would ask that question over the phone. No way a provider is going to answer that question. Any provider who would is a complete fool. Also, there's a market niche for clean, safe massage. A lot of guys and providers don't feel comfortable with more than that. While there's no need for drama, I can see why she got pissed at you for asking that question. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]I know what you mean but I don't want to waste my time or gas with someone who doesn't do BBBJ. I probably could have asked it in a different way, such as "Are there any services you don't provide?" Maybe that would have put her a little more at ease. Still, I don't think she should have gotten pissed. Most providers would just respond,"Sorry, I don't do that." She could easily have just said that.

[QUOTE=Juker; 1140383]Another part timer that responded to my BP ad come over yesterday. Sorry, I'm not at liberty to give out info just yet.

For whatever reason my radar was going off more than usual and I was a bit paranoid. Well, we first went up to my kitchen to offer her a drink and get to know each other a bit. The next thing I know she stripped buck nekid right there with her clothes pile on the kitchen. She hadn't been in the house for 5 seconds. I thought,"OK, no need for an LE check." LOL.

So we go through a fairly long session and I'm about 10 seconds from blowing a load when my doorbell rings. She freaks and runs into the bathroom. I throw some pants on over my covered hard on. Shit, I had forgotten that the exterminator was scheduled for yesterday. I opened the door trying to hide the bulge in my pants. When I said he couldn't come in he said no problem he'd just do the outside. I said, no, you can't do that either! (we were downstairs with windows facing out the back). I finally explained I had a visitor, whereupon a smile crossed his face. When he came back that afternoon he busted out laughing (he had figured it was a hooker.)

The good news as it were was that the girl and I pretty much had to start over. So I guess you can say I got double for my money.

OK I've been dreading writing this. KC, I don't want to hear a fucking word, LOL. So I was chowing down on that pussy hot and heavy when I licked the wrong place or something. She somehow lost control of her bladder and, that's right, she pissed right in my face! She didn't get much on me but STILL. [/QUOTE]Tasty? Never tasted piss but you just gave me a timely reminder of something similar! A little over three years ago I had a Chinese girlfriend in China whom I met on the Internet. I watched her have multiple orgams many times via webcam. Apparently the quality of my cam wasn't good enough to see that she was a squirter. I just knew she'd get really wet and leave about a 1-foot diameter wet spot on the bed.

So, I go to China to see her, I'm licking her clit and decide to move a little lower. Bam! She does this explosive spurt right in my mouth. No warning, such as moaning louder right before she cums. Until then, I had never tasted bad pussy juice. This stuff was warm, salty and nasty. I lowered my head and quietly spit it out on the bedsheet. Anyway, I came back to the States, the relationship didn't work out and we lost contact.

Then, out of the blue she contacts me 3 months ago on Facebook and filled me in on lost time. She had married a Canadian and moved to Canada. Her marriage didn't work out, she stayed in Canada and now she's interested in me again. We're back to doing the webcam thing (this time I'm taking screen shots) and I'm thinking of visiting her in the next few months. So, your story is a timely reminder to keep my tongue near the top of her pussy at all times!

Many guys think when a chick wet the bed it's Cum (when it's warm, salty,) it's really is PISS LOL I talked to this Female Doctor I know before a young good looking Doctor at that, she is very open minded and she told me that the female body doesn't have anything down there to hold CUM to make it spurt out! So it's PISS she said she have even seen some females that was crying in her office because they have EVEN SHIT in the bed! Or get's the runs when they cum (she said some females have weak muscles and can't control them when they having sex) I even seen this talked about on TV on the Tara Banks show this week (I called her and told her that she was right) she kind of got mad and said SO YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME YOU HAD TO HEAR IT FROM TARA BANKS LOL she is cool she gives me my V 100mg pills and stuff for free.

I slap her on her ass and treat her rough pull her hair and talk to her all crazy she loves that shit she says so many guys kiss her ass because she is a Doctor and try to hard to be a gentleman with her lol

IF a chick has a weak bladder when she cums she will either get up and run to the bathroom and take a piss or she will get caught up in the sex act and piss either on a guys face or on the bed.

I know a guy that have a chick that gets so WET / PISS IN THE BED that he put a huge trash bag on the bed sometimes two of them so when she get's WET / PISS he won't mess up his bedsheets.

This is WHY many chicks will go to the bathroom and take a PISS before they have sex to keep from pissing in the bed.

I notice a chick I had last week a good looking Latina chick I was fucking her for about 40mins and she was cumming left and right I got her doggie it was cool than I got her side ways in the bed she came some more than she wanted Doggie some more GUESS WHAT? She scream she was cumming again and I smell some shit? ! Didn't see anything BUT smell it! I made her lay down again and fuck up some more didn't smell anything and I came she jump up and took a shower (she knew she shitted a little when she came).

I won't be seeing her again (she wasn't a hooker) BUT I just don't like a chick that can't hold her bladder but (SINCE I DON'T EAT OUT WHOR*S bloody pussies) I don't have to worry about some backpage hood rat hooker passing her body fluids on my face LOL LOL you know I had to go there ha ha.

Kid Cisco

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco;1140439]I won't be seeing her again (she wasn't a hooker) BUT I just don't like a chick that can't hold her bladder but (SINCE I DON'T EAT OUT WHOR*S bloody pussies) I don't have to worry about some backpage hood rat hooker passing her body fluids on my face LOL LOL you know I had to go there ha ha. Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]Yes, this girl by that point had two Os, maybe a third. I guess she just physically lost it in terms of muscles working / not working.

I knew you couldn't resist, LOL, but please she wasn't a hood rat hooker nor did she have a 'bloody pussy. '

But I'll let it go, hehe.

She was strictly a broke part timer that needed the money AND to get fucked as hard as possible. What happened is fairly well proof of that! Said she hadn't been laid in a month. At my age, I just barely came through.

[QUOTE=Juker; 1140447]Yes, this girl by that point had two Os, maybe a third. I guess she just physically lost it in terms of muscles working / not working.

I knew you couldn't resist, LOL, but please she wasn't a hood rat hooker nor did she have a 'bloody pussy. '

But I'll let it go, hehe.

She was strictly a broke part timer that needed the money AND to get fucked as hard as possible. What happened is fairly well proof of that! Said she hadn't been laid in a month. At my age, I just barely came through. [/QUOTE]Juker,

I am sure she was a cool chick and wasn't a hoodrat or anything nasty like that I am just talking my shit (you know how I get about eating out a hooker pussy) , BUT if you dig her just have her have a piss a few times before you get down to business in your report you said you OFFER HER A DRINK! At the time I am sure you didn't have a clue she had a weak bladder since you know now have her piss and don't give her anything to drink and you should be alright.

Kid Cisco

Hmmm, Sassi now asking 220 shekels for an hr. 140 shekels for a hh and 100 shekels for 15 minutes. I guess hyper-inflation is a biatch! It also doesn't help that we have too many pricks desperate for poonany right now.

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Ok, I've been a sucker before (haven't we all) , and from the ad it seems she's "back". I'm not an old timer here in Atlanta, so does anyone recognize her from the past? From the blurry and small pics that would seem pretty hard to do! Any info?

[QUOTE=ShortFoot; 1140510]Hmmm, Sassi is now asking 220 shekels for an hr. 140 shekels for a hh and 100 shekels for 15 minutes. We have too many desperate Atlanta pricks chasing poonany right now.

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[/QUOTE]WOW,

Man I remember when this chick 1st came to Atlanta sleeping on a roommate sofa LOL, I went over there to see her because a friend of hers was trying to help her make some money so after I found out she was from DR I think I couldn't wait to see her I walked in and saw her face I was like DAMNN! She has a hard looking face like a HE-SHE I couldn't give her a dime!

That was when ALL those good looking Brazilian girls was working here she told me OK OK how about $150 I said NO that's ok then she said how about $100 for the hour? I felt sorry for her BUT I just wasn't feeling her face TAKE A LOOK AT HER FACE! Even with A MAKE-OVER she still have a hard look.

I am shock she still hanging around here must be some horny tricks seeing her.

Kid Cisco

[QUOTE=Abeldanger; 1140275]Is it just me or are these just pics of Macy with the head cropped off? Like that body but I've read nothing good about her here.

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[/QUOTE]It seems that she got busted. Twice. And presumably is going incognito from LE (but clearly not enought to escape from our scrutiny)

[QUOTE=Kid Cisco; 1140439]Many guys think when a chick wet the bed it's Cum (when it's warm, salty,) it's really is PISS LOL I talked to this Female Doctor I know before a young good looking Doctor at that, she is very open minded and she told me that the female body doesn't have anything down there to hold CUM to make it spurt out! So it's PISS she said she have even seen some females that was crying in her office because they have EVEN SHIT in the bed! Or get's the runs when they cum (she said some females have weak muscles and can't control them when they having sex) I even seen this talked about on TV on the Tara Banks show this week (I called her and told her that she was right) she kind of got mad and said SO YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME YOU HAD TO HEAR IT FROM TARA BANKS LOL she is cool she gives me my V 100mg pills and stuff for free.

I slap her on her ass and treat her rough pull her hair and talk to her all crazy she loves that shit she says so many guys kiss her ass because she is a Doctor and try to hard to be a gentleman with her LOL

IF a chick has a weak bladder when she cums she will either get up and run to the bathroom and take a piss or she will get caught up in the sex act and piss either on a guys face or on the bed.

I know a guy that have a chick that gets so WET / PISS IN THE BED that he put a huge trash bag on the bed sometimes two of them so when she get's WET / PISS he won't mess up his bedsheets.

This is WHY many chicks will go to the bathroom and take a PISS before they have sex to keep from pissing in the bed.

I notice a chick I had last week a good looking Latina chick I was fucking her for about 40mins and she was cumming left and right I got her doggie it was cool than I got her side ways in the bed she came some more than she wanted Doggie some more GUESS WHAT? She scream she was cumming again and I smell some shit? ! Didn't see anything BUT smell it! I made her lay down again and fuck up some more didn't smell anything and I came she jump up and took a shower (she knew she shitted a little when she came).

I won't be seeing her again (she wasn't a hooker) BUT I just don't like a chick that can't hold her bladder but (SINCE I DON'T EAT OUT WHOR*S bloody pussies) I don't have to worry about some backpage hood rat hooker passing her body fluids on my face LOL LOL you know I had to go there ha ha.

Kid Cisco[/QUOTE]I'm not an MD, but when my Chinese woman spurts, it is definitely cum. Some porn stars are squirters too. There's an Asian porn star who does that. I still have her video.

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After texting Cherry but finding her booked for the night, she later txt'd back that she had an opening unexpectedly. Negotiated 30m for 0. 4 donation and got directions out to place in Austell. Incall location was low-rent and messy but clean sheets etc. Cherry was pretty much as pictures, thick white girl with big natural tits, though she had a lot of tatt's not visible in pics. Dressed in a sort of bolo top that showed off the twins (recently pierced). Used her bathroom and got down to business. 30m did not cover any oral (subsequently wished I'd sprung extra for this). Cherry was quite accommodating and described a pleasant fantasy for me of a little hand action and breast grope before slipping on a cover. Then hard mish against headboard, doggie, scissors, and cowgirl. Was very enthusiastic and energetic throughout, particularly about being on top.

Would definitely revisit. Tatts not a huge turnon for me, but banging bod if you like thick white chicks.

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OK, this chick is crazy and hopped up on something. She was bouncing around all over the place talking shit about herself. The pix is her but her face is ugly and she is at least 40. I paid $150 for an hr of FS but could not get out od there fast enough. When I saw her I should have bolted but stayed like a dumb ass. She was really turning me on when she gets a bath towel out, spreads it out on the bed and talks about all the gross shit that is probably on the spread. WTF? Oh yeah, this room was a stinky sublet from some dude at an extended stay near Atlantic Station.

Stay away, very far away!

If only I could get a nice girl to piss on me like Juker did LOL.

[QUOTE=Niteluvr;1140651]I'm not an MD, but when my Chinese woman spurts, it is definitely cum. Some porn stars are squirters too. There's an Asian porn star who does that. I still have her video.[/QUOTE]Nite,

I am not a Doctor either LOL for a long time I use to think the same thing when I saw these video's were it look like these chicks had milk running out of their pussy etc. I thought that UNTIL I ran into some porn stars in Rio, Brazil a few times one dude some of you may heard of is Brain Pumper, I know he is kind of goofy and child-like BUT he was cool with me and turned me on to some fine chicks down there and I thought I knew all the fine honeys down there and he invited me to a film set were they rented a VIP suite.

They had a all day shoot and filmed some girls fucking some black dudes from the states one was a local Brazilian dude (I am into music sitting up stages for concerts and sound and other shit etc. I became friends with a dude that do the editing for X rated movies he told me lots of shit is added when they do post editing) he worked on some films in Hollywood he help on post editing on "The Matrix" and others he went to USC some of you may know that they have a great film school there and many of those students work on films for free in hopes to get a job later.

BTW Many of those Brazilian girls you see in these films can be had on the beach in the summer for almost nothing.

There is a Lady that is a Doctor she have a twitter account were she answer questions about sex and things about the female body and she is on the beehive radio show called The Doclady I think on Monday nights she address the pissing vs cumming from females.

Also the black female that is a Doctor on the show called the "Doctors" she even talked about this on the show they have a website and I think a facebook account were you can post questions about topics like this.

Like I said for a long long time I use to think girls were shooting cum across the room UNTIL I started reading and hearing experts talk about this and after I seen them shoot and edited some porn movies in Brazil that have changed my mind.

Now Nite, I am sure some girls have more of a heavy "O" than others and many Asian women I have dated do Cum heavy when I am fucking them I think a lot of to do with their diet and what they eat almost like the porn star PETER NORTH! Remember how he would cum like a machine it looked like Milk was pouring out of his dick for 2-8 mins that shit was going half way across the room BUT that wasn't the norm (because WHO can name another porn star MALE that do that now)? Some females may do that as well BUT in most cases I will side with the Doctors that it's Piss vs Cum (the piss color can come in all types of color once again depends on what you drink or ate that day it should be clear IF you drink lots of water each day that is a good sign, BUT if you drink lots of coffee / cokes / beer etc. It can be a darker color.

I am thinking it is a MIX of a heavy O = cum + with a weak bladder = piss % mixed piss / cum LOL LOL

Look I am sure we have some Doctors on this site how about giving us some of your views on this topic. I know and have gone out with this OB GYN she see ladies that are mostly Latina's and some Asians she gave me her take on this, I don't know IF certain races of females spurts more than others I have notice like I said that the Asian ladies I been with get VERY wet put never had them spray me in the face LOL

I would have her come on here and answer questions BUT I will NEVER let her know I am a monger she wouldn't touch me IF she knew that.

Kid Cisco

Are we still discussing this? Man cum on. LOL pun intended. I'm starting to agree with Cisco cause my ex-wife was a squirter and she felt self conscious about it. We couldn't sleep in the bed after sex cause the sheets and mattress would be soaked. It use to be a turn on at first for me but after a while. I didn't like to be swimming during sex. I'm talking massive amounts of fluids here. In hindsight it definitely could've been piss. Cisco just made me feel even more dirty now, I need to go take a bath. Thanks bro for the revelation.