The Massholes

[QUOTE=BallsDeep7;5904388]I am getting beat up by some people who think I am Asian Yum Yum and / or Crazy Crouton. I swear to everyone as I did previously; I am neither of those two aforementioned individuals. A2 knows my IP address and I have never used a VIP / Proxy.

So, here is my challenge to anyone who has the "balls" to put up or shut up. I am willing to bet anyone 10,000 dollars that I am not Asian nor Crazy Crouton. The forum can take up a collection to post the money and let A2 hold it in an escrow account. Maybe a trusted Senior Member can hold the money. Heck, if 10,000 dollars is too much to risk let's bet 5,000 dollars. I can positively prove beyond and to the exclusion of every reasonable doubt that I am Balls Deep. Again, the problem is that once I proof my identity, A2 may ban me and I do not want that to occur.

So, if I am going to get banned, I want to at least cash in on it. LOL.

Balls.[/QUOTE]Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.

[QUOTE=Andir;5904775]Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.[/QUOTE]ME is legit. We all know that. But I enjoyed a HE there a few years ago. As I said, I go to legit Spas a few times per month to get a nice massage and see if there may be some gal who is into some extra fun and cash. In fact, I went to a chiropractor once and scored big on a MT that gave me one of the best HE's I have ever had. So, hey, it is worth the effort.

And let's be cordial to each other. Please.

Balls.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5904475]First off, Thank You for the PM and the Compliment! Yeah, I hear ya, hate to see Tax Money wasted that way! When I read your post though, a Picture popped in my head. Just imagining you there at the Roundhouse. So enjoy the Pic! Just having a little Creative Fun!

Save the Arguing and Ball Busting for another Post![/QUOTE]Haha. Good one. Wise (Magic) ass strikes again. Good one. Now I'm taking it (up my) ass on this one. Keep up the good work. Larry Bird would be proud.

[QUOTE=BallsDeep7;5904861]ME is legit. We all know that. But I enjoyed a HE there a few years ago. As I said, I go to legit Spas a few times per month to get a nice massage and see if there may be some gal who is into some extra fun and cash. In fact, I went to a chiropractor once and scored big on a MT that gave me one of the best HE's I have ever had. So, hey, it is worth the effort.

And let's be cordial to each other. Please.

Balls.[/QUOTE]Three things will happen if I'd expect a HE and a well established location:

1. Politely and professionally say no and awkwardly continue the massage.

2. Massage ends early and no refund.

3. Massage ends early, no refund, asked to leave now and reported to LEO for my troubles.

You got a renegade therapist that didn't care if she got fired. Stop this bullshit and feed us legit parlors that offer it without issues. Is it your fantasy that you get something special at a legit place? Go to the doctors office next time to get your balls checked and ask that female doctor for a handy. Security will throw your ass out and if you're lucky, they'll allow you to pull your pants up before they do it.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5906222]Three things will happen if I'd expect a HE and a well established location:

1. Politely and professionally say no and awkwardly continue the massage.

2. Massage ends early and no refund.

3. Massage ends early, no refund, asked to leave now and reported to LEO for my troubles.

You got a renegade therapist that didn't care if she got fired. Stop this bullshit and feed us legit parlors that offer it without issues. Is it your fantasy that you get something special at a legit place? Go to the doctors office next time to get your balls checked and ask that female doctor for a handy. Security will throw your ass out and if you're lucky, they'll allow you to pull your pants up before they do it.[/QUOTE]No BS. Promise. I am smart enough to never go into a legit place and do anything that would cause the MT to toss me out. Never. Got it?

I have been in this game for over 20 years and have never been asked to leave. Never. So, as an experienced hobbyist, I always gauge the attitude of the MT and see how we get along and if she appears to be very, very friendly with me. If there is a good vibe, I see where it leads and if there is a bad vibe then we just perform the routine massage. That is it.

Like I said, every once in awhile, you get a "rogue" gal that is EAGER to drain your ball-sac for "A Few Dollars More". LOL.

Balls.

Ever notice that vaginas vary in scent, texture and taste? Of course we do! LOL. I have noticed however, that Asian vag is a bit more "acidic" than Latina vag and American (my favorite) vag. Sino-Asians are perhaps more into certain types of food than causes this. Who knows.

Please, guys, feel free to comment and share your experience with the forum.

Balls.

[QUOTE=Andir;5904775]Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!

Can you, please, go somewhere and fuck yourself already? No one cares who you are.[/QUOTE]Nah, not Everyone! Nice Try!

[QUOTE=ThizzleHats;5906589]Just so we're clear who's back. You can always tell when someone posts a lot of already posted info like its new or says "DM for the secret info on a place everybody and their fathers has been to already. ".[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PoorBill;5907985]He gets banned and comes back writing more crap. Seriously what a waste of space on this board.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Andir;5904775]Yes, everyone knows that you are not a troll after your Massage Envy post!...........[/QUOTE]I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

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This was you, starting to troll people, better luck next time.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

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Next time you do this on a review thread I will ban you.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho!

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5909135]I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho![/QUOTE]Old, delusional, stupid — yes, that's an imbecilic motherfucker who sometimes goes by WiseAss. This Balls guy, aka CrazyCrouton, was you, right?

The MassHole veterans, we need to step it up. New trolls are invading the other forums. A2 just spanked a number of wannabe losers from the Massage forum and soon, they'll be making their way here.

Wiseass will be busy constantly updating the graveyard. We're taking him away from his other weird activities and A2's blue ink will need to be refilled more often.

Let's see if they got what it takes to be a member of The MassHoles. Remember ladies, keep it clean. We don't want a spanking.

[QUOTE=Wiseass;5909135]I'm sure you already know, by when you tried to sign in this morning, that your New DumDum, Mr. BallsDeep7, got banned late yesterday. Your new Troll only lasted 61 posts and 13 days. Tough Break! LMAO! ROFL!

I updated "The Troll Graveyard" to reflect the loss. Still another spot for a new Gravestone. Saving the "TBD" Gravestone next to Cheeze for you! It's only fitting! Remember, you still have one foot in the Grave!

Now we'll have to see what New Troll Account you come up with. You will, you can't help it. Your a Psycho![/QUOTE]Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.

[QUOTE=BallsDeep7;5906548]Ever notice that vaginas vary in scent, texture and taste? Of course we do! LOL. I have noticed however, that Asian vag is a bit more "acidic" than Latina vag and American (my favorite) vag. Sino-Asians are perhaps more into certain types of food than causes this. Who knows.

Please, guys, feel free to comment and share your experience with the forum.

Balls.[/QUOTE]A2 is not fucking around anymore. People had several warnings prior to. But, this time, it's gonzo. So glad as he's spreading bullshit about legit massage parlors giving the hand jam. If we listened to this freak, we'll be given our hands. In handcuffs.

The No Balls BillyBaloney will be next. Start digging the hole six feet deep and grab his tent from NMS to put over it. The Phony can't afford a stone so Wiseass doesn't have to waste his time making one.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5909523]Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.[/QUOTE]Ah? Are you saying that me, Andir — the greatest board member ever — is Wiseass? You are mistaken, my foreign friend. I hope you realize that you are an useless idiot. I could explain it to you in your native language if needed.

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5909523]Poor Andir, got a spanking. You know better than that to talk nonsense in other forums. You're such an idiot that you forget what room your in. No one gives a shit about your opinions, obviously the blue ink shows it. Save your trash for this room where it belongs Asswipe Andir.[/QUOTE]Hey Mattis! I mean McBragg or maybe its MaGoo LOL.

I love it when you pretend the other handles like Andir aren't yours, right up until A2 flips them or bans them. And if you look close at Wiseass's Graveyard there is definately a place for you. But one last thing, can you explain this post:

[QUOTE=Mattis1775;5192138][b]Already blocked everyone, especially the xenophobe Andir, the southern redneck.[/b] Still open to ones that contribute and whom I already talk to. Peace![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Andir;5909832]Ah? Are you saying that me, Andir the greatest board member ever is Wiseass? You are mistaken, my foreign friend. I hope you realize that you are an useless idiot. I could explain it to you in your native language if needed.[/QUOTE]Asshole Andir decides to get a little testy. No need for Google Translate, I understand English and write it much better than you. Here he is making foreign jokes. But, he's "suddenly" active in the Asian (Massage Parlor). Doesn't seem like you have a problem getting a rub from an Asian woman does it? How many times do you have to read over your posts before hitting Upload Report? You're losing your touch. In fact, your comments use to be entertaining. But, now it's boring me. Afraid of A2 aren't we? You posted absolutely nothing of value in the Massage thread. You went to a place twice and no one answered the door. Were they open or did they see you at the camera and said "Nah, I don't want to see that guy! Ouch, it must hurt pretty bad doesn't it? It does affect your self esteem when they remove the towel from your lower extremities to show a tiny prick, and they let out a giggle. But, you're use to it.