Massage Parlor Reports

Bianca is my forever go to at Zeus.

[QUOTE=JimCorn4;4375361]If you ever go to Zeus, go on Thursdays. Silvia is probably hotter than J-lo.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mitsom;4375671]What legit therapeutic massage have you had where they rub your chest and thighs and tell you how much they like "guys like you" while asking if you need more oil to jerk off? Hell, a couple years ago I banged an AMT on that very same table. And I don't have a shlong that reaches to the other side of the room, obviously her arms and hands were right in the vicinity as she was teasing me. I wasn't chasing her around with it. She even hugged and kissed me when I left and told me to ask for her when I come back. So spare me the righteousness fellas. She was new and I broke her in. If you don't ask the answer is always no, and if the answer is no, try asking again.[/QUOTE]There are plenty of SS places that do this. It wasn't the asking part that made you look like an asshole. It was grabbing her hands and rubbing your dick on her. Also, girls don't need to be broken in. It's not like jerking a dick requires an apprenticeship.

It's not righteousness. It's asking for a minimal level of standards for how you treat these girls. This time she was cool with it. There will be plenty who won't be.

Any Korean AMPs in the city? The quality seems much higher than Chinese ones, too bad the one I know is great is so far.

For any mongers who became fans if Michelle during her recent cameo at New Hope, I bumped into her yesterday at 7 Dates on the south side. Current plan is for her to be there Tues thru Sat. Happy mongering!

Any recommendations for mag mile? Is mercy any good?

Don't bother, I was passing and called rang the bell fat / thick girl answered the door went in asked who was working she advised she was asked the price for an hour she quoted in stilted English and fingers 160 full service I thanked her and said goodbye and left, not for me I prefer my Asians petite if you like fat this may work for you.

Let's be careful out there.

Decided to go Latino after my disappointment earlier called parked a very good looking Latino took my 80 yes 80 and led me to a very nice clean room no shower offered got on the table naked another mt came in a bit disappointed but she had big booty, huge rack turned out her name was Leslie we exchanged the normal banter, been here before etc.

Massage itself was ok good pressure but the oil bottle she had round her waist kept scrapping my skin and asked her to remove it, some teasing then "you can turn over anytime you like honey" so I flipped 10 seconds later she put my hand on those huge jugs and started quoting prices, typical Latin Spa starts with overpriced a la cart menu 1. 00 for topless HJ buck 50 for fully nude l countered with 60 settled on 70 plenty moaning very sensitive nips technique was not bad she finished me with a nice Russian so I can't complain about the price however after the deed hot towel clean yourself up and shorted 10 minutes there is definitely more on the table but the prices would be astronomical take a heavy roll and your negotiating skills.

Let's be careful out there.

Anyone have any intel or experience with Zoey from Chicagoland Massage?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/images/listings/123379/56c39d544f94de1cc30aad065df1a9ba.jpg[/URL]

Any info would be appreciated.

South Side.

45 door fee for 30 minutes.

Tiny middle aged women.

Got the job done.

45 tip.

Ok massage.

Took top off immediately and went to work.

Won't return but was good in a pinch.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4379674]another mt came in a bit disappointed but she had big booty, huge rack[/QUOTE]Why disappointed? She wasn't as good looking? Fat?

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;4379750]Anyone have any intel or experience with Zoey from Chicagoland Massage?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/images/listings/123379/56c39d544f94de1cc30aad065df1a9ba.jpg[/URL]

Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Good looking girl but straight massage. Very few upgrades avat.

[QUOTE=MayoTeru;4380661]Why disappointed? She wasn't as good looking? Fat?[/QUOTE]Disappointed because the receptionist was really fine small waist nice rack looked sexy.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4382171]Disappointed because the receptionist was really fine small waist nice rack looked sexy.[/QUOTE]The MMS at Princess spa is fine as fuck.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4382171]Disappointed because the receptionist was really fine small waist nice rack looked sexy.[/QUOTE]I e asked receptionist if she does massage.

Turned me down. Although I think she does do a few clients. Heard just top off is as much as you get from her though.

[QUOTE=Biliator;4378008]For any mongers who became fans if Michelle during her recent cameo at New Hope, I bumped into her yesterday at 7 Dates on the south side. Current plan is for her to be there Tues thru Sat. Happy mongering![/QUOTE]Same name? Couldn't find the 7 dates location.

[QUOTE=CityRat;4382984]Same name? Couldn't find the 7 dates location.[/QUOTE]3408 S Ashland.

[QUOTE=Gus33;4382603]I e asked receptionist if she does massage.

Turned me down. Although I think she does do a few clients. Heard just top off is as much as you get from her though.[/QUOTE]Are you all referring to the one on Western Ave?

Has anyone tried HAO in the loop? The other site is blowing up with reviews, but its never mentioned here (which makes me think the other site is full of shit). I'll be over in that area in a few days and was thinking about stopping by, but I'd like to know if anyone has any intel. Thanks fellas.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/125611[/URL] I would suggest you avoid this one. I was don in the Chicago area for a dinner, and wanted a massage beforehand, and her ad was very appealing. . She is not the girl in the pictures (quite obviously. , as the girl in the pics is a model that command an outrageous price, and because if you search her number she has used pics of different girls. Some have belly button rings, others don't). She tried to say when we met up that she was the one in the pics. When we messaged, she said it was 200 for an erotic massage and that there could be add ons. I assumed she meant the endings but when I got there she said that she "usually" does a lingerie massage and upcharges in increments of 100 dollars each for topless, nude, or body to body. She said that she would do nude for 300 and I asked if she would do toes for 250 and she said if she did she would have to cut my time in half. I walked out without ever seeing the alleged hot tub or sauna.

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4383684]Has anyone tried HAO in the loop? The other site is blowing up with reviews, but its never mentioned here (which makes me think the other site is full of shit). I'll be over in that area in a few days and was thinking about stopping by, but I'd like to know if anyone has any intel. Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]Was there a few times a few years ago average $ average massage / he no td b careful of no parking during Sox games I got a ticket.

Does anyone remember Ivy she used to work at sister down from Golden and sometimes at SXL? Got her number years back I don't know if she retired but try texting radio silence. Any intel.

[QUOTE=TheRedStar;4385125]Does anyone remember Ivy she used to work at sister down from Golden and sometimes at SXL? Got her number years back I don't know if she retired but try texting radio silence. Any intel.[/QUOTE]That little squirter is keeping a low profile, but she might be at Sister L now and again. She is probably using a new name because she was doing that at SXL. I haven't seen her since March.

Does anyone know someone that provides male Brazilian. I would prefer if it was not in a salon, way too many people there.

I use to go to chicago to get waxed from a provider who use to operate from her house. But that is too far from me. I was looking for someone closer to Schaumburg area.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMax;4379750]Anyone have any intel or experience with Zoey from Chicagoland Massage?

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/images/listings/123379/56c39d544f94de1cc30aad065df1a9ba.jpg[/URL].[/QUOTE]Zoey's pic is real. Sexy, fun, young Asian girl. She has a limited menu compared to the rest of the girls there, but I'd still recommend her for a good rub.

[QUOTE=Fit312;4385195]That little squirter is keeping a low profile, but she might be at Sister L now and again. She is probably using a new name because she was doing that at SXL. I haven't seen her since March.[/QUOTE]I saw her at Sis late spring, probably early summer, she tried to up-sell a bit, but overall service was fine.

[QUOTE=Satriani;4385028]Was there a few times a few years ago average $ average massage / he no td b careful of no parking during Sox games I got a ticket.[/QUOTE]I go thru over there a lot as I go to 42nd and ashland at the flea so my route is downtown to pick up my p o box mail and then halsted to 35th. Plus my friend used to live right in the shadow of the park. Heavy heavy ticket and tow immediately during games down there as well as several hours prior and after. At least your vehicle was still there or you'd be into some large cash!

[QUOTE=Chijo9984;4385261]Zoey's pic is real. Sexy, fun, young Asian girl. She has a limited menu compared to the rest of the girls there, but I'd still recommend her for a good rub.[/QUOTE]Yeah, limited menu, but she's a good conversationalist and is a very good tease. If you like to mix mj with your massage she's a good pick. Only caveat- she maybe overshares, so don't tell her your life story. She's got loose lips. Not going to say anything else.

[QUOTE=Fit312;4385195]That little squirter is keeping a low profile, but she might be at Sister L now and again. She is probably using a new name because she was doing that at SXL. I haven't seen her since March.[/QUOTE]I guess I have to make some more rounds, Can you inbox her new name?

This is the Loop Hao. Not the one on 35th and Hasted. Almost all of them are written by a new user who joined the day he wrote the review. I think the manager writes them.

[QUOTE=Rtyclp;4383684]Has anyone tried HAO in the loop? The other site is blowing up with reviews, but its never mentioned here (which makes me think the other site is full of shit). I'll be over in that area in a few days and was thinking about stopping by, but I'd like to know if anyone has any intel. Thanks fellas.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I was asking about the loop location. Not the southside one. And yeah, I figured the other site reviews were all fake. Like I said, I've long though that that site is full of shit.

It's hard to find anyone (apart from people who've only reviewed that one place) who has actually been there. Very odd.

[QUOTE=Hrodebert;4386239]This is the Loop Hao. Not the one on 35th and Hasted. Almost all of them are written by a new user who joined the day he wrote the review. I think the manager writes them.[/QUOTE]

On Western just south of North I saw a new sign for Lucky Spa massage had some time to kill so decided to see if I could get lucky (pun intended) parked rang bell and was let in by Bobo who was at Dragon Healthy and standing in the corridor was Linda from the same establishment so I knew I was getting lucky. Drew Bobo decent enough massage plenty roaming and teasing she was wearing shorts so easy access negotiated 1 for a BBBJ fully nude with full access at my age I must admit I've never really had a bad BJ and with my hand on her head and the other playing with her pussy made sure it was all mouth 👄.

Although she is no youngster it was an experience I may repeat.

[QUOTE=Captain1954;4387064]On Western just south of North I saw a new sign for Lucky Spa massage had some time to kill so decided to see if I could get lucky (pun intended) parked rang bell and was let in by Bobo who was at Dragon Healthy and standing in the corridor was Linda from the same establishment so I knew I was getting lucky. Drew Bobo decent enough massage plenty roaming and teasing she was wearing shorts so easy access negotiated 1 for a BBBJ fully nude with full access at my age I must admit I've never really had a bad BJ and with my hand on her head and the other playing with her pussy made sure it was all mouth 👄.

Although she is no youngster it was an experience I may repeat.[/QUOTE]Make a note of that location, cap. I am over there right there doing work on occasion, however I won't be back until early next year. When I do got down prior to work I'll do a check in and then hopefully I can return after my work. Thanks.

Hey.

New in the area and just here for the weekend and was wondering if there any good places to check out soon in the south loop area.

Anyone try this new location on Grand? Seen them advertising on RR, seems like they might be worth checking out.

[QUOTE=IndianChief;4357858]Text 630-776-1229, will reply with gunnison spa number.[/QUOTE]Well. Called up last week on Saturday at that Napervile location and told them I am an old Gunny regular and got a 6 pm appointment.

Walked in and greeted by a short-stocky healthy 30's with a baseball hat on, asked if mamasan was here and she told me she was asleep (as usual). Paid my 6 and was shown a nice clean room got naked and massage started ,strictly worked on back/lower back was good but the girl was very serious into the massage and had a very serious look maybe a bad day or a headache so I didn't try to cop a feel about 45 minutes later she says turn over and then I received a very good HE with a special surprise -surprise :)...didn't even ask or beg

Finished up/cleaned up she left the room I got dressed reached into my pockets to fish 6 for tip and she walks in and says no need for tip bcs of 1st visit plus being old Gunny regular ,I was surprised
Tried to force her to take the tip and she wouldn't....so I just threw it on the table and left ,while leaving she told me I was a gentleman during the massage ,,well actually until her tata's came out


I was very satisfied and worth more visits bcs she mentioned a supposed sister that works there as well and I would like her even more :) but its an hour drive each way for me so maybe once a month is due ....Enjoy and tell em your a gunny customer even if you never were

[QUOTE=FrankyCando;4388803]Well. Called up last week on Saturday at that Napervile location and told them I am an old Gunny regular and got a 6 pm appointment.

Walked in and greeted by a short-stocky healthy 30's with a baseball hat on, asked if mamasan was here and she told me she was asleep (as usual). Paid my 6 and was shown a nice clean room got naked and massage started ,strictly worked on back/lower back was good but the girl was very serious into the massage and had a very serious look maybe a bad day or a headache so I didn't try to cop a feel about 45 minutes later she says turn over and then I received a very good HE with a special surprise -surprise :)...didn't even ask or beg

Finished up/cleaned up she left the room I got dressed reached into my pockets to fish 6 for tip and she walks in and says no need for tip bcs of 1st visit plus being old Gunny regular ,I was surprised
Tried to force her to take the tip and she wouldn't....so I just threw it on the table and left ,while leaving she told me I was a gentleman during the massage ,,well actually until her tata's came out


I was very satisfied and worth more visits bcs she mentioned a supposed sister that works there as well and I would like her even more :) but its an hour drive each way for me so maybe once a month is due ....Enjoy and tell em your a gunny customer even if you never were[/QUOTE]Review 2: lombard section [URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?7641-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=4363448&viewfull=1[/URL]#post4363448.

[QUOTE=Don243;4387685]Anyone try this new location on Grand? Seen them advertising on RR, seems like they might be worth checking out.[/QUOTE]Looked up their website. Nuru sounds cool, but the pics of the women don't look that great to me. Not sure if those prices are justified. Would be interested in any intel though.

I'll be in the area for about 2 weeks any good AMPs with younger girls you can suggest.

[QUOTE=Sam117;4390735]I'll be in the area for about 2 weeks any good AMPs with younger girls you can suggest.[/QUOTE]What area are you going to be in? Chicago itself is quite large.

-w.

Did a double this weekend for the 2nd time in my life at an AMP. I will not repeat anymore, as this is what I learned.

I did not go in for full service. I was looking for a double BJ. After we got naked, one of them started the CBJ. While I went down on the other. I asked for her to join in on the BJ, but what she did was wipe off my junk with a towel, then she started as the other one came up for me to go down on her. I asked for them to do it together, at the same time. They both declined. So it was only one on my at a time. Was not fun.

Maybe it's a hygiene issue (for them), but they did not swap spit at all.

A double at an AMP is no porn movie threesome experience. It was more like 1 on 1, with an alternate.

I thought maybe my first experience (which was exactly the same) was bad because three girls weren't into it. My 2nd experience proved to me that an AMP is no place for a true threeway experience.