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[QUOTE=JohnsonRod;2691578]Anyone had any dreams with this young beauty?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-sidneynew-pictures/19905407[/URL][/QUOTE]Plenty of reviews here if you do your research. I myself have seen her back in her East / West drama filled days. Massage was so-so. She never shuts up, and she is very tall. If you like those talkative drama filled types where YMMV, feel free to go see her. I've had worse. She didn't pester or ask for a tip, which was nice. After she got done with the "flip" of course she said "I don't usually do BBBJ, so don't tell anyone. It was one of the loudest BJ's I've ever received. LOL. Hopefully she has learned how to be quieter as the walls at BG are thin! My ttl damage for my hour, granted a couple years ago, was no more than $100. I know this because I won't spend over $100 on any mp girl. I don't want to add to the GPS!! So, go for it. Let us know if the BBBJ is any quieter. LOL.

SH.

[QUOTE=mwvoyeur;2691719]It seems these three ladies have migrated to SW Michigan for a few days.

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/its-me-or-its-free/21786146[/URL]

[URL]http://swmi.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/one-little-sp88er-and-one-pours-waterfalls-ivyandbelle-top-2-in-kalamazoo-and-battle-creek/19833304[/URL]

I read reviews about all three. Looking for a few more details and opinion on who is the best choice. PM me if you would prefer.

Thanks, Mwv.[/QUOTE]Brandy I have heard good / bad things. Not for sure, but she is on my short list.

Belle I have seen. Absolutely great.

The third, I have no info to share.

So, has anyone tried this one?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-massagessaturday-only-book-appointment-now/19865302[/URL]

I would love to try the Nuru Massage / Bodyslide, with extras.

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[QUOTE=GordonShumway;2692030]So, has anyone tried this one?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nuru-massagessaturday-only-book-appointment-now/19865302[/URL]

I would love to try the Nuru Massage / Bodyslide, with extras.[/QUOTE]You are really going to enjoy finding all the hidden treasures google image shows you on this one. Enjoy searching like we do.

Have fun.

[QUOTE=Marty84;2691657]Seems like I've seen something a while ago on the massage parlor board. Girl needs to not make that face she looks fucking insane in those pics LOL.[/QUOTE]I know it, that's what has me intrigued!! Love that crazy face! Will let you know how it goes.

Anybody see her yet? Said she is here for the next week or so.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-special-lollipop-special-with-no-hands/21823963[/URL]

[QUOTE=MikeYepthatsm;2693775]Anybody see her yet? Said she is here for the next week or so.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-morning-special-lollipop-special-with-no-hands/21823963[/URL][/QUOTE]Was curious about this one myself. Google puts her in PA with a 301 number before. I don't like the 2-3 girl at the end of the ad though, that seems to lead to a bait and switch thing.

Valuable review, thanks!

[QUOTE=WaltK;2690814][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-lexi-is-still-hereget-your-chance-tonight-dont-miss-out/21774083[/URL]

Went to see Lexi the other day in spite of the mediocre reviews. I am a looks 1st, 2nd and 3rd sort of guy so the "dead fish but hot" reviews didn't scare me off.

Pros:

She is a provider.

She seems nice enough.

I didn't get robbed or arrested.

I busted a nut.

Cons:

The previous reports are wrong, the pics are NOT her. She does look reasonably similar but nowhere near as hot as that girl in the pic.

She is pregnant.

She put a cover on my completely limp tool and proceeded to suck on it for exactly one second. No shit, it was one second.

Moved to the most uninspired CHJ you can imagine while spewing mundane drivel.

Moved to mish when it was half hard, could not believe a girl that young could be so loose.

Had to really concentrate to pop.

I wouldn't go back if she paid me. Total damage $60/ SS.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Wolverines;2694241]Valuable review, thanks![/QUOTE]This! Because I was *this* close to having a date with her. Thanks for the save!

I found this girl on BP she looks "real" and local. Have you guys seen her before?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/eautiful-ttractive-ey-londe/19620898[/URL]

Any info in this one.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/maria/20921876[/URL]

Ake -

She looks to be a fake. Ad in Vegas with different number.

Any info on Lovely Lauren?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lovely-lauren/21876560[/URL]

Google image search turned up another post in NYC from September with a different phone number but the age listed on that post might match up with this one (24 there, 25 here). And considering it was the only hit for pics like those, my little head is screaming at me that this post might be real. I searched this thread, got a few hits on a Lauren that's been in town a couple times before but nothing recent or with pics. I'm going to ping her and see what happens but any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=ChipCharger;2644658][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/open-minded-down-to-earth-beauty-ready-to-play-pics-are-100-me-and-recent-or-its-free/21116626[/URL]

Lacy is new. She is definitely legit. It is her in the pics. If you google her number you will find a few more. She carries a bit more weight as the pics are a little old but a good representation none-the-less. I wasn't disappointed but she is not a spinner. She does have a little tummy but no mommy isues. Probably be cup, very nice too. Her skin is soft, smooth, and pretty. She shaves her legs and. She was super clean. She is a cutie. Pretty long hair and great smile. She is very sweet. Can hold a conversation. I enjoyed her company. Seems pretty normal. Set up was easy and quick. In call on 28th at a nicer place. Performance / skills were very good. She is a pleaser. I'll see again. Feel free to p.m. if you need more info.[/QUOTE]I saw Lacy a few days ago and will second Chip's report. A little shy at first but delivered a very solid BBBJ and finished up with CFS in a few positions. Not a supermodel but cute enough, smells good, clear headed and not a clockwatcher. Definitely loosened up as the session progressed, my guess is she may get better as you get to know her. I will repeat.