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[QUOTE=Jarodney;2765220]I don't understand why everyone is so up on this girl. Her teeth are jacked up. She not reliable unless she wants to get high then she blows your phone up. To me since after about the third visit it been getting worst, she don't even shower or dress up anymore. But I guess she has her fan club. I'm just not one of them.[/QUOTE]She is a master at her trade. Meaning she can manipulate men. There are others too but at least they keep their performance up. Mckenzie is like having a gf you support and everyone else does too. The bad part is she makes a terrible gf because she quits trying to look nice or put effort in. Makes you wait when she gets phone calls. You do get to hear all her problems though. I fell for it but then got tired of it realizing I'm not special. None of us are. We are just getting used. I can get a girlfriend for that which doesn't get a donation and is at least dedicated to me. I like the girls who make you feel special every time and not a manipulator who puts no effort into it after a couple visits.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGent;2762088]Exchanged texts and went by tonight. When I arrived, LEO was circling the building. When I saw that I left. However, still curious, I went back. Parked near the room. Saw 1 guy come out of the room, then later another guy came out of the room. Never saw a girl. Not sure what's going on. Glad I looked before I leaped. Stay safe.[/QUOTE]Has anyone figured out anything about Monica?

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[QUOTE=MilfHunter73;2764317]I have been seeing this lady for a year and have never bothered to try out her massage skills. Yesterday our session got interupted by me having to take a business call. The call resulted in me losing my umm get up and go so I asked if she could rub some oil on my winter dried out back. First off, she was such a sweet heart about me stopping mid session and secondly I found out that this lovely lady I'm crazy about really has some legit massage skills. Not only did she workout alot of kinks in the neck, shoulders, and lower back but she very skillfully revived my get up and go. We had a wonderful mutual finish to our session. Anyhow, I'm always posting good stuff about her as she is my absolute favorite but I just wanted to point out that in addition to great GFE service that she gives a very good and theraputic massage.[/QUOTE]I have no doubt she was able to turn things around! Dixie is my personal fav!

[QUOTE=Freeride720;2765103]Very beautiful woman and well presented![/QUOTE]Nice try Adrian. Fuq out of here with that self review bs LOL.

I had a dream about Charlie a few weeks ago. She's the girl with the tattoos on her breasts. Negotiated 80 roses for a massage for 20 minutes. She's definitely the pretty girl in the pics, but her attitude killed it. She talked about how she does this for the money, and doesn't really enjoy it. Not what you want to hear in the middle of your appointment. She made some small talk after stripping and giving a so-so backrub. No kissing anywhere. Was not even going to give me a full body massage that would leave me with a smile, until I told her that I was looking for someone consistent, and my experience here would go a long way in determining future visits. Out of oil, she had me spit in her hand and gave me a decent HJ until climax. YMMV, but will not repeat. Glad to wake up from this dream.

[QUOTE=Jarodney;2765220]I don't understand why everyone is so up on this girl. Her teeth are jacked up. She not reliable unless she wants to get high then she blows your phone up. To me since after about the third visit it been getting worst, she don't even shower or dress up anymore. But I guess she has her fan club. I'm just not one of them.[/QUOTE]Two points on this:

1) McKenzie is nearly universally praised for being great on the first couple of visits. To me, that says she is worth seeing at least once.

2) As someone who likes a lot of variety and doesn't repeat often, I find that the second visit is rarely as good as the first. Some of it is them, but a lot of it is me. There is a nervous excitement that comes with seeing someone new. But these girls know that the first time they see you, they need to bring an A-game GFE to win repeat business. By the time you're making that 4th call, nobody is trying to impress anyone.

[QUOTE=Buff9999;2764775]Lana is definitely one of the best providers around. I have never had nothing less than a great time with Lana.[/QUOTE]Same here. She should open a provider school to teach these young ones how to do this deal. She takes her business very serious and has a brain in her head to go with that sexy body and sweet attitude.

My experience was different than some have posted. I didn't even get the first 1 or 2 good dates, she just went straight to the not very good one. Did not repeat.

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[QUOTE=Scargo;2765815]Nice try Adrian. Fuq out of here with that self review bs LOL.[/QUOTE]Like we don't know who really did the review. What makes it even more evident, is that the first time she posted, she all of the sudden gets a review from a "new member" and adds it to her post. I'm wondering if anything is real behind curtain #1.

My UTR is lookin for another client or two. So far she only sees me. She 21 white and gorgeous! Let me know if your interested.

[QUOTE=Gabbb;2765049]Anyone have any reviews on "Sexy Lexy"?[/QUOTE]If you want a barely legal toy she is not what you will want. If you want a mature lady that is fun to be around that really knows what she is doing she definitely is worth calling. I met her few months back originally was going to just be a short visit, but when she showed up we got to talking and lost track of Time. Had a great morning with her and plan to see her again. Thanks to the holidays have not been able to play much or would not have waited this long.

[QUOTE=DiscreetGmn;2765836]I had a dream about Charlie a few weeks ago. She's the girl with the tattoos on her breasts. Negotiated 80 roses for a massage for 20 minutes. She's definitely the pretty girl in the pics, but her attitude killed it. She talked about how she does this for the money, and doesn't really enjoy it. Not what you want to hear in the middle of your appointment. She made some small talk after stripping and giving a so-so backrub. No kissing anywhere. Was not even going to give me a full body massage that would leave me with a smile, until I told her that I was looking for someone consistent, and my experience here would go a long way in determining future visits. Out of oil, she had me spit in her hand and gave me a decent HJ until climax. YMMV, but will not repeat. Glad to wake up from this dream.[/QUOTE]I agree with this post. I had 1 good visit. Secone visit was terrible. Never repeated since then. Wondered if she up'd her game. But after this post, won't repeat ever.

[QUOTE=AlabamaGent;2765701]Has anyone figured out anything about Monica?

[URL]http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/having-a-rough-day-fellas-come-relax-and-play-with-the-best/13890062[/URL][/QUOTE]Tryin to find out more about Monica is driving me crazy. Has no one had a dream with her?

I have seen Mckenzie every week she has come to Birmingham since June (over 12 times). She has been thru difficult things and never let it affect her sweet, cool, honest personality. Since she's not appreciated in Huntsville I wish she could move to Birmingham. It's a shame with all bad providers someone has to disparage someone like Mckenzie.

In my experience she has never gone bareback, never blown up my phone, she is always showered and ready. Despite offering help if something happened to her while in Birmingham she has never asked me for help or manipulated me in any way. She does not have a boyfriend or handler but due to recent events takes precautions for her safety especially from new clients. As I said in my other post I have seen her every week she has come to Birmingham since June. Over 12 times. I personally have not witnessed any of the behavior or complaints people are lodging. Feel free to examine my reviews of the last several years of numerous providers.