Common, annoying dictional errors in BP advertising.
Just a rant.
First, I'm astonished at how many girls bill themselves as so-and-so's "finest"; examples include "Marietta's finest" (that one's very common, it seems),"Atlanta's finest" and so on. Are these girls not aware that "finest" is a classic honorific describing law enforcement? If there's one thing I don't want to greet me when the Studio 6 door opens, it's any species of "finest". I always give these girls a pass just on the off chance that they actually ARE LE, and are having a bit of ironic fun with the bait-ad posting.
Next, stallions. A stallion is a male horse. So why do so many of these girls (and it's always fairly statuesque black girls) describe themselves as a "stallion"? The word they're looking for is "mare", and as many of these girls are hoeing BECAUSE of the rut their sad, country-ass origins placed them in, one would think they (no paragons of vocabularic dexterity) would at least know the correct names for LIVESTOCK. But they do not. I have to give THESE girls, the "stallions", a pass on the off chance that THEY are having a bit of ironic fun in advertising, and they're actually gigantically hung TSes. While I like to ride a horse every now and again, I'm not keen on being ridden by one, thank you.
Finally, broken links. There are a few girls out there who just copy and paste the same ad over and over again (understandably labor saving) , but what galls me is when they are perpetuating a broken link (to their website, which apparently is in limbo behind the hosting they never bothered to pay). It's just a very simple matter of attention to detail; poor quality control in advertising, I worry, will predict poor quality control when the panties come off. Pass.
The one upside to being picky is that it narrows the field of selection considerably, so there's that.
O.
Last pic floated on BP in FL
The pics in the BP link (last one attached to this post) are being posted on BP in north / central FL. Another signal to avoid.
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[QUOTE=Xxxx9998; 1372684]404-852-2073.
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/?keyword=404-852-2073&layout=full[/url]
Girl been posting for about a week now with headlines of "snow bunny" " NFL" "Stunning Brunette" etc on BP.
Thought I'd TOFFT and regret to say. Not great.
Went to incall on Buford and called in for the room, girl asked me what kinda car I was driving. As I was going into the hotel, couple of shady characters in cars- wondered "is my car going to be there / be in 1 piece when I get done"
Went up to the room, nice white girl, somewhere between 18 and 21. Tall, slim, decent bod, long hair opens the door. I thought. OK this is going to be ok.
She looks pretty nervous and asked to see my dick. Haven't had that one for a while, but obliged. Took the opportunity to feel her tits. Small Bs.
Happy with that, she asked for the donation. $ for the half. Handed it over. Both of us got undressed.
She made me wash my hands with sanitizer. Ok, so she's a careful girl. A few stretch marks, but otherwise a decent bod. She puts on the rubber immediately. I get to finger her pussy, feel her tits while she jerks me.
I ask for a BJ."that will be extra". WTF?
I tell her to get into doggie and slide in. I start banging away and she tells me not to hit it so hard, I pull her long hair back a little and notice. Wait for it. She's wearing a bluetooth headset. I listen and I can here someone talking WTFFFFFF! Immediately I am thinking, my car is getting robbed right now.
I ask her about it. She tells me "its in case she needs to make a call". Which of course most of us often have to do in the middle of fucking. Obviously.
I decide to get this over with and get the hell out of dodge asap. I flip her into mish and go to town, generally she is ok with that but a couple of complaints about "too hard".
I pull out, take the rubber off and ask her to jerk me off. She starts doing that and then obviously big brother / sister says something in her ear. She tells me that if I want her to jerk me off it will be extra, its not her job to do that, she's done her job.
I am emotionally done by this point. I jerk myself off as fast as I can while finger her pussy.
Got up, cleaned up, got dressed and got the F out.
BTW. Car was all right, just a paranoid pussy.
Obviously cannot recommend. Shame really.
Pictures attached. Last one is absolutely not her, others are cropped ones that I believe are her.[/QUOTE]
Julie in Smyrna. Strictly Therapeutic
Sorry, should have been posted in massage reviews. Look there!
I'd like a piece of her again.
Found this gal making a come-back, while compiling a wish list for Valentine's Day.
Juliet, formerly of Juliet's Jewels, looks like she's back. Saw her Easter. 2 years ago, then she disappeared.
Her latest BP listing:
[url]http://atlanta.backpage.com/BodyRubs/juliet-is-back-beautiful-natural-36ddd-rubdown-31/11512331[/url]
More pictures here on her old listing so she has not updated her old photos for her current ad.
[url]http://atlanta-escorts.********.com/escorts/list/364703.htm[/url]
The massage part ($$.2) was not the best I've had, until she started kneeding my ass, leading to the flip and fun for Junior and for an additional. 8, more fun. She never advertised FS, but that's what it turned into. The game play went sort of like this: light massage, roaming, titty worship, FIV, (upgrade to GFE) , then b2b, DFK, Russian, Mish, then shower.
When I saw her last, she was well-padded with out being flabby. Excellent pair of knockers. I can't help being a sucker for those redheaded bombshells! Damn, I want some more of her. I hope somebody posts a report if they check her out first.
Caution: she might launch into how deep in debt she is, but I can tune all that sh*t out.