Massage Parlor Reports

Hello all,

Tried to visit the MP on Vanowen/De Soto twice so far but was denied both times. First time, Mamasan said to stop by but once I did she said that they were too busy. Second time, she said no one was working and that people weren't stopping by or spending money. If no one was working why the hell was she there and why didn't she want my money? Regardless, this place has sucked so far, not only that but it's located in a shady ass plaza surrounded by chunty ass beaners, no offense. Anyways, still looking for a legit spot in the valley. DA was nice, but lately seems as if it hasn't been open. Don't know if its due to the holidays or no business but I hope it's open again soon.

Good Luck everyone!

[QUOTE=Young Stud 24]Hello all,

Tried to visit the MP on Vanowen/De Soto twice so far but was denied both times. First time, Mamasan said to stop by but once I did she said that they were too busy. Second time, she said no one was working and that people weren't stopping by or spending money. If no one was working why the hell was she there and why didn't she want my money? Regardless, this place has sucked so far, not only that but it's located in a shady ass plaza surrounded by chunty ass beaners, no offense. Anyways, still looking for a legit spot in the valley. DA was nice, but lately seems as if it hasn't been open. Don't know if its due to the holidays or no business but I hope it's open again soon.

Good Luck everyone![/QUOTE]Hey stud,

I know what MP you are talking about. That place has suced the past 6 months. Haven't been there in awhile: they used to have a good looking asian there on Thursday nights. Now they're always secueity guards watching the place. Been there twice in the past month just to see the girls working, but only 1 short plump hispanic girl. So I never got a massage. Maybe I'll check it out agan this Thursday night and I'll report on how the girls look. Old asian security guard likes to walk the girls to their car at the end of the night.

Went to my usual place in VN last night. After my half hour, the girl warned me to be careful because LE have been around to a lot of the places in the area. With the recent reports on the Streetwalker thread, it is obvious there is special attention being placed on SWs in the Valley this year. I have also seen LE on SFR at night last week.

On a brighter note, I tipped Katie a little more than I usually do this session and got a very enthusiastic HE with tatas out in my face and her cheering on my little man saying "You're number one! You're number one!."

Been out of the game for several years due to moving and money (or rather lack thereof) so all my regular spots are shut down.

At any rate, I decided to get back into the swing of things and what do you know...I end up taking one for the team.

Avoid the Accupuncture place on Louise/Saticoy. They advertise on CL, which should have told all I needed to know.

Upon entry, all the signs looked good....bogus medical posters in the lobby, rooms with doors & locks....very little English spoken.

Got undressed and the massage began. Again, all signs looked good...she let my hands wander a bit, spent plenty of time playing with the booty. All looked good.

But when it came for the grand finale, she pulls a "Saving Silverman" - pours on some oil and hands me some kleenex. I'm like, "what am I suppose to do with this???" and moved her hand into place, but she refused. Needless to say, I got dressed and left (she even had the nerve to ask for a tip, which I politely refused).

Lesson learned. Looks like bait n switch has moved from the CL/LA Weekly ads to the MPs now. Have a few more to check out, so hopefully I'll have something better to report.

BS

Went to a LMP on Reseda, a cute, thinnish, busty, young Latina dressed respectfully let me in and I was greeted happily by 2 more Latinas watching TV in one of the rooms, neither anything to be excited about and wearing skimpy clothes. Wasn't looking forward to being with one of them when I was turned on so much by the one who let me in. BUT the one who let me in and not looking dressed for a 'massage' came in and gave me a real crappy massage. My hands wandered and then hers did too and she asked 'todos?". I said SI. She was very good, rate an 8 looks and a 7 attitude for normal every day women, but a 10 10 for what I've seen while getting massages. Her name was Iris I think, hard to tell because her accent was so thick, and she spoke very little English. 4 for the door and $ for the todos.

Hello, All,

Visited the usual LMP in VN last week and had a great experience. Got a crappy, soft massage from my girl Jasmine but she has a great tight body, small boobs and amazing ass. Started with a CBJ, with a nice act of taking my balls into her mouth before she started, very nice. I usually stop by this spot so they know me and let me in for $30 instead of the usual $40. A $ for everything else so $130 total but def worth it. If you are interested in the location, PM me. Also, I'm interested in trying to find a good MP in the valley area with women with bolt-ons, that's kinda my thing, so if anyone knows of any please let me know and we can exchange info.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Blake 4]Went to a LMP on Reseda, a cute, thinnish, busty, young Latina dressed respectfully let me in and I was greeted happily by 2 more Latinas watching TV in one of the rooms, neither anything to be excited about and wearing skimpy clothes. Wasn't looking forward to being with one of them when I was turned on so much by the one who let me in. BUT the one who let me in and not looking dressed for a 'massage' came in and gave me a real crappy massage. My hands wandered and then hers did too and she asked 'todos?". I said SI. She was very good, rate an 8 looks and a 7 attitude for normal every day women, but a 10 10 for what I've seen while getting massages. Her name was Iris I think, hard to tell because her accent was so thick, and she spoke very little English. 4 for the door and $ for the todos.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me the info on this one? I don't know if it's the one north of the rail road bridge.

Thanks

What started out as a boring rainy oh hum day ended up pretty bitchin. I knew I was going to be alone this weekend so I have been stashing some cash away over the last month.

I first went to the MR strip joint to see what was up. The place was empty, there were 3 dancers, a blond cutie, a brunette and a black chick that had a nice body. Actually all 3 of them had nice bods. I hung out for about 1/2 hour watched them all dance on stage and threw a few bucks up there, well because that is why I was there. After a while the blond came over and sad on my lap and started rubbing my cock through my sweat pants. Big turn on. I thought I was going to blow my wad right there. She asked to go in the back room, but I wanted the day to last so when she got up to go dance I left. Went to DVNH, the place was dead 1 girl working there with a swedish accent. She could have been a dude in the past. I waited there about 30 min, no one came on stage, I was disappointed so I left. Good thing I picked up the LA Express for a free entry.

Went back to MR and the blond was sooo happy to see me. As soon as I walked in she stuck her hand down my pants and was stroking me. Nice. I sad down between the 3 of them and the black girl said 'so for $100 each, you can have all 3 of us at the same time, we all have covers and you can do what ever you want to us in the back. ' I asked for how long and she said 4 songs. *DEAL*

Went in the back and was sucking on the tits of the black girl, fingering the blond and brunette while the brunette was giving me a CBJ, it was wild, the were giggling and kissing each other and licking each others pussys playfully. I bent the blond over as she was sucking on the brunettes pussy and gave it to her from behind. Needless to say I didn't make it 4 songs.

Went back and sat down and talk with the blond and brunette for like 2 hours, the whole time kissing the blond on the neck, playing with her pussy as she was rubbing my cock. Comes to find out she lives like a mile from me, I didn't get her digits (I know stupid).

After a while she got up and walked around to beg the other losers in the place because the DJ was offering 2 for 1 dances. I left

Went to my ATF AMP in Valley Village because I was still fucking horny. New girl she has only been there 2 weeks (and only works 2 days a week Thurs & Sat), Mia. Fine FINE Latina. Couldn't have been a day over 20, long hair, thin, nice real boobs, giggled the whole time. CBJ to CG to RCG to MISH to bam. Couldn't hold back any longer.

She was funny, had an accent at times and not at other times. After she got the towel and was cleaning me up we were talking. She asked me how often I like to have sex I said 2 times a day, she said 'ok' threw her dress off and started rubbing my cock on her tits. Wow. Hard again, CBJ to MISH to bam.

Total damage for the day

MR = 0 entry fee, $300 on 3 girls, maybe another 30 in ones for the stage show

DVNH = 0 entry fee. Oh well

AMP = 175 (was feeling generous) for 2 pops.

Total $500 for the day, got off 3 times and wow. some good memories.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]What started out as a boring rainy oh hum day ended up pretty bitchin. I knew I was going to be alone this weekend so I have been stashing some cash away over the last month.

I first went to the MR strip joint to see what was up. The place was empty, there were 3 dancers, a blond cutie, a brunette and a black chick that had a nice body. Actually all 3 of them had nice bods. I hung out for about 1/2 hour watched them all dance on stage and threw a few bucks up there, well because that is why I was there. After a while the blond came over and sad on my lap and started rubbing my cock through my sweat pants. Big turn on. I thought I was going to blow my wad right there. She asked to go in the back room, but I wanted the day to last so when she got up to go dance I left. Went to DVNH, the place was dead 1 girl working there with a swedish accent. She could have been a dude in the past. I waited there about 30 min, no one came on stage, I was disappointed so I left. Good thing I picked up the LA Express for a free entry.

Went back to MR and the blond was sooo happy to see me. As soon as I walked in she stuck her hand down my pants and was stroking me. Nice. I sad down between the 3 of them and the black girl said 'so for $100 each, you can have all 3 of us at the same time, we all have covers and you can do what ever you want to us in the back. ' I asked for how long and she said 4 songs. *DEAL*

Went in the back and was sucking on the tits of the black girl, fingering the blond and brunette while the brunette was giving me a CBJ, it was wild, the were giggling and kissing each other and licking each others pussys playfully. I bent the blond over as she was sucking on the brunettes pussy and gave it to her from behind. Needless to say I didn't make it 4 songs.

Went back and sat down and talk with the blond and brunette for like 2 hours, the whole time kissing the blond on the neck, playing with her pussy as she was rubbing my cock. Comes to find out she lives like a mile from me, I didn't get her digits (I know stupid).

After a while she got up and walked around to beg the other losers in the place because the DJ was offering 2 for 1 dances. I left

Went to my ATF AMP in Valley Village because I was still fucking horny. New girl she has only been there 2 weeks (and only works 2 days a week Thurs & Sat), Mia. Fine FINE Latina. Couldn't have been a day over 20, long hair, thin, nice real boobs, giggled the whole time. CBJ to CG to RCG to MISH to bam. Couldn't hold back any longer.

She was funny, had an accent at times and not at other times. After she got the towel and was cleaning me up we were talking. She asked me how often I like to have sex I said 2 times a day, she said 'ok' threw her dress off and started rubbing my cock on her tits. Wow. Hard again, CBJ to MISH to bam.

Total damage for the day

MR = 0 entry fee, $300 on 3 girls, maybe another 30 in ones for the stage show

DVNH = 0 entry fee. Oh well

AMP = 175 (was feeling generous) for 2 pops.

Total $500 for the day, got off 3 times and wow. some good memories.[/QUOTE]

That is some kind of excellent report about an excellent day. You are a monger who operates the way I like to - begin a day slowly acclimating the libido at a strip club, get visual and tactile stimulae, and move on to an MP for a high value climax. However, I well know how difficult it is to get out of the strip club with the first load intact at times.

Today I skipped the strip club action due to time and monetary concerns, and had an awesome time with a hot latina at a Van Nuys LMP.

I have to ask, which club is MR? I know the local SC scene pretty well, but can't figure out which club this is. Looked at ZBone's site, and no clubs listed there would seem to be identifiable as "MR". Also, can you give some more info about the location of your Valley Village place. I wanted to hit a latina joint in that area today, but couldn't find one in the ads - all the NoHo places seem to be asian. No matter, the Van Nuys date worked out incredibly well.

Please PM me if you don't want to spill all the info on the public forum.

Thanks for the fantastic report and in advance if you can fill me in.

Sounds like a wild time at the club. Was this the R in Nuys?

[QUOTE=The Camel]That is some kind of excellent report about an excellent day. You are a monger who operates the way I like to - begin a day slowly acclimating the libido at a strip club, get visual and tactile stimulae, and move on to an MP for a high value climax. However, I well know how difficult it is to get out of the strip club with the first load intact at times.

Today I skipped the strip club action due to time and monetary concerns, and had an awesome time with a hot latina at a Van Nuys LMP.

I have to ask, which club is MR? I know the local SC scene pretty well, but can't figure out which club this is. Looked at ZBone's site, and no clubs listed there would seem to be identifiable as "MR". Also, can you give some more info about the location of your Valley Village place. I wanted to hit a latina joint in that area today, but couldn't find one in the ads - all the NoHo places seem to be asian. No matter, the Van Nuys date worked out incredibly well.

Please PM me if you don't want to spill all the info on the public forum.

Thanks for the fantastic report and in advance if you can fill me in.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=R Dawg714]Sounds like a wild time at the club. Was this the R in Nuys?[/QUOTE]Yup, I thought it went by MR but it is just R.

Sad to hear that DVNH sucks nowadays. That used to be the place to hang out. I met that Sweedish chick before, she's not that bad, I like tall chicks and bit thick. So you went to the R. Hmmmm. $300 for 3 chicks. Not bad I guess (if you have the money).

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]What started out as a boring rainy oh hum day ended up pretty bitchin. I knew I was going to be alone this weekend so I have been stashing some cash away over the last month.

I first went to the MR strip joint to see what was up. The place was empty, there were 3 dancers, a blond cutie, a brunette and a black chick that had a nice body. Actually all 3 of them had nice bods. I hung out for about 1/2 hour watched them all dance on stage and threw a few bucks up there, well because that is why I was there. After a while the blond came over and sad on my lap and started rubbing my cock through my sweat pants. Big turn on. I thought I was going to blow my wad right there. She asked to go in the back room, but I wanted the day to last so when she got up to go dance I left. Went to DVNH, the place was dead 1 girl working there with a swedish accent. She could have been a dude in the past. I waited there about 30 min, no one came on stage, I was disappointed so I left. Good thing I picked up the LA Express for a free entry.

Went back to MR and the blond was sooo happy to see me. As soon as I walked in she stuck her hand down my pants and was stroking me. Nice. I sad down between the 3 of them and the black girl said 'so for $100 each, you can have all 3 of us at the same time, we all have covers and you can do what ever you want to us in the back. ' I asked for how long and she said 4 songs. *DEAL*

Went in the back and was sucking on the tits of the black girl, fingering the blond and brunette while the brunette was giving me a CBJ, it was wild, the were giggling and kissing each other and licking each others pussys playfully. I bent the blond over as she was sucking on the brunettes pussy and gave it to her from behind. Needless to say I didn't make it 4 songs.

Went back and sat down and talk with the blond and brunette for like 2 hours, the whole time kissing the blond on the neck, playing with her pussy as she was rubbing my cock. Comes to find out she lives like a mile from me, I didn't get her digits (I know stupid).

After a while she got up and walked around to beg the other losers in the place because the DJ was offering 2 for 1 dances. I left

Went to my ATF AMP in Valley Village because I was still fucking horny. New girl she has only been there 2 weeks (and only works 2 days a week Thurs & Sat), Mia. Fine FINE Latina. Couldn't have been a day over 20, long hair, thin, nice real boobs, giggled the whole time. CBJ to CG to RCG to MISH to bam. Couldn't hold back any longer.

She was funny, had an accent at times and not at other times. After she got the towel and was cleaning me up we were talking. She asked me how often I like to have sex I said 2 times a day, she said 'ok' threw her dress off and started rubbing my cock on her tits. Wow. Hard again, CBJ to MISH to bam.

Total damage for the day

MR = 0 entry fee, $300 on 3 girls, maybe another 30 in ones for the stage show

DVNH = 0 entry fee. Oh well

AMP = 175 (was feeling generous) for 2 pops.

Total $500 for the day, got off 3 times and wow. some good memories.[/QUOTE]

I used to love DVNH but that was like 8 years ago. It might be better later on a Sat or during the week.

I was at the strip club at 11:00 on a rainy day, that is why it was so empty.

[QUOTE=Buck Nasty]Sad to hear that DVNH sucks nowadays. That used to be the place to hang out. I met that Sweedish chick before, she's not that bad, I like tall chicks and bit thick. So you went to the R. Hmmmm. $300 for 3 chicks. Not bad I guess (if you have the money).[/QUOTE]

Has anyone had any luck at acupuncture places?

Also does anyone go anywhere we massage is covered by insurance?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you going to ask for a reciept to turn into Blue Cross?

[QUOTE=Haian]Has anyone had any luck at acupuncture places?

Also does anyone go anywhere we massage is covered by insurance?[/QUOTE]