EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Bob521;2958541]Happened to me a year ago. Rocket Dork also, I think. Same thing. Phone trouble. Neighbor was sick trouble. Maybe similar problem.[/QUOTE]Me too. A year back. Just an hour before she asked me to come to her place. After reaching her place, she did not respond to text, phone or her apartment phone thingy to buzz the door open. Next time, things were just fine. She said she had some phone problems. I believe her. She is such a nice lady eager to please you. She does lead a normal life which is quite attractive to me. That reminds me, I need to go see her again.

Met her the other day. Anyone want to compare notes? PM me.

Had another great time with slyvia last Fri. My dream consisted of oral both ways and huge explosion on her great fun bags.

I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]. Not recommend. Pics are flattering to say the least. Beej on the menu but hardly worth a long trip to get there.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]Lump is the key word. MOO.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]All I have to say is Meh! There's additional cost to touch the big butt. Ok attitude tho. Look elsewhere.

[QUOTE=CritterCarniv;2964644]All I have to say is Meh! There's additional cost to touch the big butt. Ok attitude tho. Look elsewhere.[/QUOTE]Thanks to both of you for saving me the trip and annoyance then. Upcharge to touch a big butt?

Inconceivable.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]Saw her a few years ago Mediocre massage at best Roaming wasn't a problem. Wouldn't talk to junior but was let him visit with her kitty. It was like fucking your wife after being married a couple of years, not great butt you lost your load. And it was covered, tipped her what a would tip in a legit massage parlor for average massage.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2789874]Monica from Golden Hands is back and offering the same services at her own location. Only senior members will be given this info.

For all thr newbs and thr non contributors try Julia at Tatiana's, she has the same body as vera from ece. Nude massage with he, 40 tip.[/QUOTE]Looking for a relief soon. Where can I find info on either? Thanks.

Got the whole 60 minutes, door fee of 65.

Another awsome time with her she is my favorite she is great boyh naked on bed.

Her sucking and fun will se again soon.

[QUOTE=MrSmartyPants;2964492]I couldn't find any mention of her in any other threads, so I figured I'd lump her into the Euro massage thread.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/nice-full-body-massage/38121832[/URL]

I've seen her ads for a few years, I've always been intrigued by her looks (although her butt keeps getting bigger with each new set of pictures, LOL).

However Hickory Hills is a million miles away from me, and I was hoping that one of you knows if she is any good and what was on the menu.[/QUOTE]She looks like Shrek. Lumpy ass. OK personality. I did see her years ago and I was desperate so I took another chance. Really not worth it. Better to box the clown than waste your money.

[QUOTE=Sak123;2969874]Another awsome time with her she is my favorite she is great boyh naked on bed.

Her sucking and fun will se again soon.[/QUOTE]It's great to give updates on previously discussed providers, but given the number of posts you have regarding Sylvia versus the field. Makes me wonder if you're not her.

[QUOTE=NewCleve;2970771]It's great to give updates on previously discussed providers, but given the number of posts you have regarding Sylvia versus the field. Makes me wonder if you're not her.[/QUOTE]Sylvia has no idea about USA SEX Guide. Just a newbie who is really excitable. LOL! Rocket Dork.